Retire from the human world

The cultivation world doesn't need family planning supplies?of course not.

Most cultivators sever love, but many demon cultivators have offspring. Yes, it's not dual cultivation, it's really a husband and wife relationship.Anything that happens in the world of cultivation is calculated on a yearly basis. If a couple of demon cultivators reach a bottleneck in their strength and will break through, they may be enlightened and go to retreat at some point. What if there is still a female cultivator in her stomach?Can you have a baby halfway through the closure?If you are disturbed for a little bit, you will go crazy, let alone such a big event as having a baby!

The most terrible thing is that many demon cultivator's children have to be hatched after birth. Do they have to sit on eggshells to retreat?I'm afraid that before the child is born, he will be crushed to death by the demon cultivator who has closed himself to the realm of selflessness.

In the past, demon cultivators in the comprehension world took pills or herbs to avoid such embarrassing things.

Nowadays, there is a lack of aura in the world, and it is difficult to find some good quality herbs. Compared with spending money on pills, family planning products invented by humans are much cheaper and can solve urgent needs—but the sales are not good, because demon cultivators use them Prototype.

Rewind the time to 10 minutes ago.

The second leader looked up at the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling. He could tell that there was a complicated formation here, but he was not proficient in it, so he turned his gaze to the crowded crowd around him.

Several times, the hooded coat that Wei was wearing was almost squeezed off, revealing patches of white spots on his face, he was tugging on the clothes, extremely vigilant.But the people next to him just stared at the shelves, not interested in who was next to them or how weird they looked.

The rest of the people just walked and read the advertising leaflets.

"Excuse me, do you know where to buy a mobile phone?"

Suddenly a monster approached him, Wei didn't know what it was, so he had to keep silent.

An explanation about the mobile phone quickly appeared in Er Negative's mind - it was used for making calls.

Wait, what is the phone call?

It seems to be used by humans for long-distance communication, similar to the spell of thousands of miles of sound transmission.The second person finally sorted out the logic, and when he looked up again, the monster was already crowded far away.

There are people around who ask for directions when they see people, and most of them don't expect to get an answer, and they are pushing forward along the shelves while talking.After a while, Er Shou and Wei felt that something was wrong, and they couldn't see the way they came from when they turned around. There were tall shelves everywhere, selling all unfamiliar human products, circle after circle, in the two snake eyes Here, it's like a maze.

——Ann, ordinary people with poor sense of direction will get dizzy in the supermarket, let alone you.

"We... should have come in this direction!"

The second negative looked forward, and suddenly found that the people who were not looking around looking for things were all walking in one direction, so he immediately followed them.

It turned out that he was right, and there was no doubt that the direction of this gathering crowd was the cash register.

As I said before, today Er's luck is so good that there is no limit, and even the Tao of Heaven is helping him.

——Under normal circumstances, if there are more than [-] people in line at the checkout counter in a supermarket, you can’t even see whether the cashier is round or flat. A whole row of customers is queuing up, dark and dense, which is extremely spectacular.

"Destroyed in all directions! I saw it a few years ago... yes, after the transformation, I can't tell that it is such a terrifying murderous soldier... There is no green face and fangs, and it is not ten feet tall with arms that can run a horse. It's not like that!"

"Who says it looks like a ghost? The sword light is blue, but it doesn't mean that the skin is also blue."

"You don't have hair. People have normal hair... Wait, why does the sword have hair? It's unreasonable!"

The people in the comprehension world who were waiting in line to pay their bills were whispering and discussing.

"Fellow Daoist, I haven't seen it before, alas, it's just this team, I guarantee you can see enough of it."

"Stare without a trace, don't blame me for not reminding you, Du Heng is still standing at the front desk!"

"I heard that Du Heng cut off Jianmu with this sword. It's too exaggerated! That's Jianmu!"

"What do you think, can a sword repairer still use a second sword in his life?"

"It's hard to tell. When did you hear that there was a sword cultivator who wanted to ascend, but Jian didn't want to become an immortal and ran away by himself, so he couldn't pass the tribulation?" A monster spread his hands disapprovingly.

"Come on, how many sword repairs have you seen, you ignorant guy?"

"You're talking nonsense. I saw it on TV a few days ago. It's a sword fairy—" Before this guy finished speaking, he was beaten up by the people around him. Know the name of this shopping festival is Doom?

He smiled darkly, that's right, it's here.

It's just that they were lined up, and suddenly he found that the people in front and behind were not pushing shopping carts, but holding baskets, and even the poorest ones had something in their hands. Before he could figure it out, a demon cultivator reminded him: "This Fellow Daoist, just watch around, don’t be too blatant, just grab something and come again!”

"That's right, this is the cash register, you must at least pretend to pay the bill!"

After that, there was a lot of advice: "Grab a cheap one, Shanhai.com has a limit for returns."

Fortunately, some of the customers who came to Shanhai.com didn't go out at all, and they didn't even know how to buy things. So after a lot of trouble, he finally understood what he was doing in line here, and what Shen Dong was doing.

With a frown, he made up his mind.

The second negative is just lazy, he is an ancient god who does whatever he wants, in his eyes, the group of swordsmen, alchemists, Buddhas, and so on in the cultivation world are mostly sanctimonious people, who pay attention to this and that all day long, and have a lot of rules and regulations.

"Du Heng..."

Even a sword fairy has weaknesses.

When Du Heng slashed Jianmu, even the true essence of his life was poured into the blade of the sword. He must have been seriously injured. The sharp decline in the strength of the gods will also lead to instability in the realm, which is a good opportunity!

What a clever thing this is!The second loser almost looked up to the sky and laughed.

A sword cultivator regards the sword as Tao, and regards it as more important than his own life. Even if he cuts off the seven emotions and six desires, the deepest obsession is still the sword.However, Du Heng's sword has also transformed into form, not only transformed into form, but his spiritual consciousness is also attached to Er Ling and Yu Dan. The most amazing thing is what Er Ling was doing with Yu Wei at that time!

"Du Heng, this is the biggest gap in your Dao heart, haha."

Er negative sneered in a low, inaudible voice.

How interesting, think about it, a cultivator who has cut off love, because of a coincidence, has a different idea about his natal magic weapon.Two negatives firmly believe that even if Du Heng didn't have this idea in the first place, after that encounter, it would be difficult to forget it.

"If your sword becomes your demon, I would like to see, what will you do?"

Second, this guy is extremely vindictive, and he has a good brain-really, it is much higher than the average line of the nether world in the comprehension world.

"My lord, what exactly are we going to buy?" Wei hurriedly stepped forward, waking up the second son who looked at the shelves like a convulsion and kept smiling eeriely.

"what?"

Only then did he come to his senses.

The layout of Shanhai.com is the same as that of most supermarkets in the provincial capital. There are two rows of shelves on both sides of the payment queue in front of the cashier. sales.

Often these shelves are filled with chewing gum, vacuum-packed baby chicken wings, chocolate chips to appeal to the little ones, and…

Er Xiang took a small colorful box without any hassle.

The people lining up next to him were still gossiping, no one paid attention to this side at all, even if they saw it, they thought it was chewing gum.

What is more pitiful is that there is no direct description of the product name in Chinese.

"Strawberry..."

Probably for food, he thought with some uncertainty.

He has no interest in human food, so he didn't look carefully.

Because he found that the people standing in line in front of him were none other than the people from Rizhao Sect, and those in front of him were actually gods.

It seems that the planning has become more difficult.

The second leader frowned, then signaled danger with his eyes, and the latter immediately nodded understandingly.

The white python quietly lifted the little civet cat out of his sleeve, the pomegranate was a pitch-black mass, its limbs half-hanging limply.The eyes rolled desperately, but the cash register was crowded with people, Pomegranate was almost lost under the pressure of a bear demon next to him, and no one noticed that there was a little tengu in Wei's hand.

When Shen Dong angrily dismissed the founder of Rizhao Sect who bought a pressure cooker and rice cooker, he looked up and saw the small box on the cash register, and was dumbfounded. Such a famous brand, even Shen Dong in English could recognize it If you don't recognize him, isn't his 23 years of mortal life in vain?

He took the card blankly and swiped it.

C9914, isn't this Chi Mao!

Like most cashiers, Shen Dong habitually doesn't look at people when he's working. He scans products, checks out and pays bills. Who cares what the customers look like, he just has a pair of eyes and he can't do it!Besides, it wasn't Du Heng who paid the bill, he could recognize it just by looking at the other party's right hand.

So Shen Dong raised his head suddenly after being horrified, and stared at the other party.

Why are you still wearing the hood?

Not quite right, Chi Mao is skinny, but is Chi Mao so tall?I never heard that mice grow taller!

The second party misunderstood Shen Dong's dangerous eyes, although he didn't know where the truth was revealed, he still shouted: "Do it!"

Wei immediately picked up the little civet cat and threw it towards the front - there was only one place at the front desk, where Yu Kun and Du Heng were talking.The second bearer also opened the bamboo tube at the same time, and a terrifying and ferocious black figure emerged from it. In just a moment, several Ah Piao screamed in fright, and squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands.

Little demons and half-demons with insufficient cultivation also trembled instinctively after feeling this breath.

Shen Dong's hand was still in the action of swiping the card, and the gold card belonging to Chi Mao suddenly flickered, and an ear-piercing alarm sounded (the current payment is not made by him, the spiritual power does not match, and the transaction is unsuccessful).

He threw the card and backed away abruptly, but hit a pillar, and there were people behind him, so he couldn't avoid it.

"Lie down obediently!"

The second bearer changed back to his own appearance, and slapped it hard, Shen Dong turned his head to avoid it, and was swept by the strong wind so that he couldn't open his eyes.

The second leader over there was very surprised, why didn't he change back to his original shape with a human head and a snake body?Could it be that the formation here is at work?

In fact, if it weren't for the fact that he was so powerful, if it were someone else, he would be immediately exposed by the fluorescent light when he came in as a snake demon. The danger is that he can only cover his head all the time, and he doesn't look like Chi Mao at all.

In the distance, Yu Kun opened his mouth wide, looking dumbfounded at the chaos here.

A group of demon cultivators and Ah Piao scattered in chaos. In Shanhaiyigou, it was okay to step on a few people after squeezing people down. The unlucky people who were stepped on lay on the ground and moved forward while cursing. The figure of pomegranate flying out was mixed in here In this kind of chaos, it is inconspicuous at all.

Even most of Ah Piao and Xiao Yao didn't know what they were afraid of, they could only feel fear instinctively.

When Yu Kun looked sideways, he found that Du Heng was no longer by his side.

"The action is so fast..." Fatty Yu smacked his lips and muttered, "Is this the bad feeling you said? You are not from the Duantianmen, but from the Chengtian sect! You are too accurate!"

Then he quickly jumped up and shouted loudly: "Everyone, don't panic, don't mess up, it's definitely not the sword fairy from Duantianmen!"

It was fine if Yu Kun didn't say it, but when he said it, the crowd who had been onlookers suddenly dispersed and screamed.

Two negative and dangerous have already taken advantage of the chaos and fled to the side.

When Shen Dong was dizzy and about to get up, he saw a foot about to step on the back of his hand, and the sword energy burst out suddenly, and the unlucky ghost screamed, hugged his foot and rolled to the side.

Then Shen Dong felt his body lighten, and Du Heng grabbed his whole body and helped him to stand up.

The chaos has only just begun.

"Ah, my child is still at home, I'm going to hatch!" A demon cultivator suddenly screamed after being hit by a pomegranate, threw away his shopping and rushed out of the supermarket.

"Fish, I want fish! It's a big fish!" The eyes of another cat demon who was touched by pomegranate suddenly lit up, and jumped three meters high like crazy, bumped into Yu Kun's body, stretched out its claws and scratched , Yu Kun's skin was thick as hell, this tossing made him itch to death, he couldn't breathe from laughing, and quickly knocked out this desperate cat demon who dared to take Kun's idea.

"I have to go back to alchemy, yes, alchemy!!"

The founder of the Rizhao Sect, the founder of the Rizhao Sect, the old man Zhending, was also unfortunately recruited, so he ran out, and a group of disciples and grandchildren followed behind to hold him back, but it was useless.

"Junior Sister, I have liked you for many years!" There were also those who knelt down and begged in public.

"Haha, I'm a ghost, I want to scare you to death!"

"Beauty, where is there a beauty?" Qinghu Hutao laughed wildly, and threw off the clothes on her body.

"..."

Everyone stared dumbfounded at the strange scene in front of them.

The second loser sneered in a low voice in the crowd, the medicine given to that little tengu had a remarkable effect!

There are no aphrodisiacs in the heavens, there is only a kind of medicine that will reveal one's true nature after being touched, and one does not remember anything except one's true nature.The most terrible thing is that the pomegranate is very small, and the supermarket is crowded with people. No one noticed that these crazy guys became abnormal after touching the pomegranate.

And the owner of the pomegranate is Du Heng.

As long as Du Heng meets...

Hahaha!Under the watchful eyes of everyone, no matter what Du Heng does, it will be his lingering shadow!If you can't see through it in the future, you will be a demon!

Er negative's smile suddenly froze on his face.

Because the little tengu who had been cast with a spell and instinctively went to find his master did not catch Du Heng, but...

"Pomegranate? Why are you here?" Shen Dong felt his feet being scratched by something. He lowered his head and was pleasantly surprised. He searched around his home for a long time but couldn't find this little guy.

The situation was too chaotic, Shen Dong hurriedly bent down to pick up Pomegranate.

But as soon as his hand touched the pomegranate's fur, he was suddenly shocked.

Then, things went in a weird direction!

Pomegranate's spell was automatically undone after touching "his master", screamed, and fled to the side.

Shen Dong was staggering, Du Heng didn't know why, for the first time his eyes showed a look of panic, and he hurriedly stretched out his arms to hug him, just as he was about to infuse mana, suddenly there was a heavy weight in the crook of his arms.

Shen Dong disappeared.

A sword of cyan brilliance and full of evil spirit is impressively in his hand.

……

What do you say is the nature of the sword?

"Help, run! The aura of Annihilation in Ten Directions is too strong...it wants to kill people!" Yu Kun was the first to run away with his head in his arms.