Retire from the human world

Except for the Island Country TV Station and the English-speaking Blood TV Station, all other programs only broadcast one content in a loop: Shanhai Tesco Special Offer Big Bargain Advertisement, various weird things are displayed in turn, close-ups and long-range views plus impassioned and fast-paced commentary.The momentum is comparable to infomercials.

"788, fellow Taoists, you read that right, as long as 788! This pure-blood Yinshan Tengu is yours!"

The host with antlers on his head used his power to levitate a cage in the air, and the inside was indeed a black-haired and white-headed little tengu, yelling desperately: "Ghost demons will die in large numbers, and the world will be regenerated in decades. Monster, do you have relatives and friends in the world? Do you have descendants of nephews? Hurry up and buy a tengu and send it back, you don’t need to worry about them anymore! Yinshan tengu is a good choice for you to travel at home, and a good helper in the battlefield!"

The host suddenly lowered his head, dodging the water glass thrown by some angry audience, he hurriedly raised his voice and emphasized: "The price is absolutely fair, and the quality is guaranteed. Du Heng, who used to be the number one master in the cultivation world, raised this kind Tengu!"

"..."

Poor pomegranate can only squat in the corner and try to pretend that she doesn't exist.

Shen Dong thought about it carefully, and said angrily to Du Heng: "Wait, this is an advertisement for you, hurry up and ask them for the endorsement fee!"

Mosquito legs are also meat, and the whole house is broken like this.

Du Heng remained silent.

The remote control changed the TV stations one by one, and it was always the host with antlers jumping around. Shen Dong finally realized that this is the legendary public opinion control to whitewash peace!The realm of comprehension doesn't know the extent of the truth about mortals at all, probably they are all watching TV shopping!Yu Kun is really cunning, he knows that the fairies and rich people in the sect are the gods.For example, the old man of Shenji Zhending enthusiastically pointed to the TV and asked for XX. Can the younger generation of the sect not empty their pockets to buy it for these ancestors?

"We will also open a supermarket some other day!" Shen Dong murmured.

"You can't recruit employees..."

"Why?" Shen Dong was very unwilling.

Du Heng said lightly: "Because I am the sword cultivator of Duantianmen, and you are destroyed in all directions."

Shen Dong was furious when he heard the sound, and wanted to pat the table and found that the table was stuffed into the storage space when he ran away from home before. The living room was empty, Shen Dong could only say bitterly: "Then let's open a small shop!"

"..."

"Wait, a small retail store has to pay rent for utilities, it's too cost-effective, why not set up a street stall, shoot a shot and change places flexibly! As for the urban management, ha!" Shen Dong looked proudly, and instantly felt that he had just found one. Bright and smooth, "Bosses like Fat Fish who refuse to raise their salary should be fired!"

"It's not that big of a pot."

"Small nonsense, you..." Shen Dong suddenly gasped in surprise, and turned to look at Du Heng in disbelief.

By the way, was Du Heng telling a bad joke just now?

This level is really bad enough, not only not funny, but also not cold at all!

"If my ID card hadn't been damned canceled by the state secret department, no one would be afraid to go out to find a job. The salary is higher than [-] yuan these days! Anyway, I can't starve to death now." Shen Dong gritted his teeth.

"But it will allow you to earn extra money, and if it is black, it will cost tens of thousands of resale fees... Only the pre-sales department of Shanhai.com."

What Du Heng said made Shen Dongmao suddenly enlightened, and he didn't feel that Yu Kun's fat face was an eyesore for a moment, so he was ready to go to work excitedly, but was held back by Du Heng.

"No clothes, you want to go to Shanhai Tesco wrapped in black feather cloth?"

That will definitely be the most tragic onlooker.

Shen Dong was dumbfounded for a moment: "Uh... what, is there a blindfold?"

Immediately go out and find a cheap store to buy two clothes, hoping that 100 yuan will be enough.

Shen Dong came out of the ruined building just like that.

"Wait, what is this?" Shen Dong stared dumbfounded at the building in front of the broken building.

Rigid, dark, surrounded by high walls.

Is this a house built for Duan Tianmen?Did the aesthetics of the designers of the Baibaoge Cave Mansion collapse along with the Heavenly Court and the Underworld? !

There are a few monsters hanging huge nameplates made by humans at the gates.

"Dongcheng Drug Rehabilitation Center...Ci'ao! What's going on here?" Shen Dong felt dizzy.

"It's Shen Dong, and Director Du!"

Sinan came over to say hello with a smile: "Actually, there were three options at the beginning, all of which could effectively prevent ordinary people from being interested in this large building and coming in for a stroll. The three options are nursing homes, madhouses, and drug rehabilitation centers... I Personally, I think they are all suitable for Duantianmen, but Zhanyuan asked me to hang up the signboard of the drug rehabilitation center, saying that I can receive business from abroad. For symptoms that cannot be cured by mortal drug rehabilitation centers, it will definitely be fine to throw it at Duantianmen. Afterwards, seal the memory and it will be fine. ...Master is really merciful, he has thought a lot about Duan Tianmen for you!"

"..."

Shen Dong twisted his neck stiffly, and asked Du Heng solemnly: "Aside from running away from home, is there no other way for me to get rid of Duantianmen?"

Du Heng answered seriously: "Yes, as long as I accept apprentices..."

It is Duantianmen's inheritance habit not to let apprentices see the sword of any sword cultivator.

But Du Heng has no such plan...

He has long since stopped entangled in the matter of breaking his inheritance, and accepting an apprentice means that he will have to be separated from Shen Dong for a long time, or he can only secretly come to see Shen Dong with his apprentice behind his back every day.

Shen Dong didn't expect this at all: "Immediately, immediately, find one!"

"..." Du Heng began to regret telling the truth.

Sure enough, even in the face of Dao, one should have reservations.

This piece of land has been demolished for a long time and no new buildings have been built, resulting in the desolation of the surrounding area.Shen Dong finally ran into the bazaar, and finally found a seller of low-quality clothes among a bunch of pickle shops, 51 pieces, and the pants cost [-]... Shen Dong had to cut down the price for a long time but couldn't get it. The small TV is broadcasting news: "A few days ago, the UFOs that appeared in the sky from the provincial capital to the city of S have been confirmed by relevant experts in our country that they may be aliens. People from the public and foreign public opinion have denounced this explanation as pure nonsense. New Delhi published Publicly stated, emphasizing that this is a secret weapon of mass destruction, calling on the international community to pay attention to and strictly investigate..."

The corner of Shen Dong's mouth twitched.

Strange, how is it that India is calling for the international police to the United States?Did they know the truth, so they made a fortune in silence?

There are also aliens and so on... Sure enough, they avoid the important and ignore the trivial. With this explanation, most rationalists are more willing to believe that China has indeed developed a secret weapon, and they just use aliens as an excuse.

It is said that aliens are the most powerful existence in the world!

Someone mysteriously disappeared, said to be abducted by aliens.There was a strange accident on the plane and ship, and it was said that it was caused by aliens.Bermuda is related to aliens, and the pyramids are related to aliens. Even the few circles in the farmland are said to be done by aliens.If the aliens understood the earth's culture, they would probably kneel down on the spot to show that their knees were full of arrows.

"Let me tell you, my girl said she saw a blurry shadow with a telescope, it's really an alien!" A vegetable seller whispered mysteriously to the old man who was selling dried goods such as ginger and chili powder.

"Nonsense, it's Hu Daxian and Huang Daxian!" The old man raised his hand and gestured, "Young people always don't believe in evil spirits. Back then, the woods at the east end of our village were often haunted, and incense was offered to tributes during festivals. It was bulldozed by the road construction team. Look at it, these big foxes have nowhere to go, and they came out to make trouble because they were homeless!"

A young man who was shopping in front of the dry goods stall immediately smiled: "Master, we people in the provincial city saw it with our own eyes. The golden ball is wider than the Provincial Financial Building. How many foxes and weasels must there be!"

The old man stared, and quickly interrupted: "I want to call you Daxian! Calling you indiscriminately will bring bad luck!"

"..." Shen Dong looked at Du Heng with wandering eyes.

Daxian or something... is actually not wrong?

The discussion over there is even louder. It seems that this topic has been popular for several days. People who hold different opinions have their own reasons, and they are also skilled in refuting other people's opinions. Probably various versions have been publicized by the Internet, newspapers, and media. Now even grandparents know it.

"What kind of alien, it's obviously a vision from the sky!"

"That's right, I heard it's a monster. It must have been a monster when it first appeared at the airport in the provincial capital!"

"It's too scary. I told my girl to stay at home at night and not go out for a walk. It's not right in this world!"

"The latest news! The latest development!" The young proprietress of the fruit shop excitedly raised her head and yelled at the people around her, "Quiet everyone, I'll turn up the volume of the TV!"

It was ten o'clock in the morning, when the bazaar was the least crowded.Everyone is not busy, and they are immediately refreshed.

The TV may not be clear, but the sound is barely audible:

"... In half an hour, the capital will hold an emergency press conference to answer questions from Chinese and foreign reporters, Professor Z, what do you think?"

"Well, the international attention was still focused on the question of the latest weapons. This tug-of-war has been going on for five days and there is still no result. The fact of casualties has been dismissed, and the work of the UN investigation team has reached a deadlock, but just 10 minutes ago, X soil publicly sent a congratulatory message to our country..." The professor seemed to have a distorted expression, and coughed dryly, "expressing excitement Under the leadership of Jin XX, he has understood the truth of the matter, and suggested that our country take necessary measures to restrain the "cultivation circle"..."

Shen Dong was completely dumbfounded, he couldn't care less about haggling anymore, he just dropped the money and rushed over to see it.

"People from all parties analyzed this statement immediately and ruled out the possibility of a slip of the tongue. The word in the statement is in standard Chinese. If it is not in the realm of cultivation, then we can only believe it is a pocket knot." News Observer host People think they are humorous.

"It may also be an embroidery needle ring, for embroidery..."

Shen Dong rubbed his forehead, feeling that the situation was becoming more and more horrible.

This professor Z has probably been specially instructed by the state. Seeing that his thinking diverges, it has already been involved in many jokes in the history of diplomacy because he does not understand Chinese culture and uses idioms indiscriminately.

Uncles and aunts are not sensitive to the word "Cultivation Realm", but young people are different, and the Internet has already turned upside down.

At this time, Yu Kun was wiping sweat with his sleeve, and yelled desperately at the phone: "Zhan Yuan, haven't you become a Buddha? You can't even handle this matter?"

The employees of Shanhai.com all gathered around the front desk, as if they were leisurely watching a show.

Zhan Yuan's steady voice came out, and it also had a strange soothing effect: "I have already made an emergency contact, but the country said that it really has had enough of us."

"...What?" Yu Kun was stunned.

"The field of self-cultivation has caused countless civil servants in the country to go on extra business trips, extra training, and extra overtime every year...a huge consumption of manpower and material resources, so now let us figure it out!"

"Are you going to ask us to make a public appearance?" Yu Kun almost dropped his phone, shaking all over his body, "It's too troublesome! More things will happen! For example, what about the elixir that everyone wants to live ten years longer? Tell me Because they have no practice, taking the Prolonging Life Pill is no different from swallowing poison to commit suicide? What should mortals do if they want to visit the gods, and how can they believe it? Are demon cultivators openly transformed into Taoist friends and perform spells live? The cultivation world is not a circus!"

"Where are you thinking?" Zhan Yuan remained calm and methodical, "Call Hu Tao and Ming Snake to answer the so-called reporter's questions, so that everyone who sees their eyes and hears their voice will subconsciously forget about it." Things... we have to be more reliable than mortal hypnotism."

When Yu Kun heard it, it made a lot of sense. Besides, Zhan Yuan, who sings and brainwashes people, is top-notch.

So Shen Dong saw Walnut's suit and leather shoes appearing in the live broadcast in the fruit shop, and the camera caught a burst of camera snapping at that appearance, and then... there was a strange voice, and the corners of Qinghu's curved eyes slanted extremely beautifully, Shen Dong Dong Hou realized later that there was a girl in a white dress next to Hu Tao. Shen Dong had such a strange appearance that he must have seen it in Shan Hai Tesco—the whole face was flat, and the facial features had been flattened by someone.

The girl's voice was even more strange, faintly piercing into people's minds.

Then there is no more then.

A spokesperson stood up and said in a daze, "About the latest weapon, do you have any questions?"

The reporters shook their heads in unison.

The screen cuts back to Professor Z continuing to talk about the weapons investigation with the host, and the people in the vegetable market are also dazed, as if nothing happened, and they are still full of speculations about the fox, aliens and monsters.Shen Dong reckoned that even if there were online speeches to record the term "cultivation world", it would not be considered inconspicuous among the many strange speculations. As for the news and congratulatory messages, they would be angrily denounced as rumors and fakes by people who didn't remember it at all. Just now they said It is also purely misleading.

There are some things in this world that don't need the truth, because the truth is often particularly absurd.

Shen Dong found a corner to change clothes, and then he and Du Heng were very calm in the car and prepared to go to work.

The provincial capital is still bustling, and there are no taxis in the city center, and it is difficult to squeeze the buses during the morning rush hour.Shen Dong sat on the roof of the car, watching the car stop and go comfortably, and he could also look up at the overpass between the buildings and the urban light rail.It seems that there are flying zombies in a particularly straight row, probably in an emergency delivery for Shanhai.com.

Then Shen Dong saw a familiar signboard, that hotpot restaurant!

It's a pity that I can't eat until I save money to repair the house.

Occasionally, on the roofs of other cars, you can see demon repairmen rubbing cars, and cultivators sitting cross-legged in meditation. Everyone is not ashamed of rubbing cars, and they exchange shopping lists calmly, and prepare to go straight to Shanhai.com.

No one dared to say that a certain bus on the road was full of people.

——There is a world that has been constructed out of people's sight.

The author has something to say: the main text is over, and the following is extra

...Sorry for the long wait, after hesitating for a long time, I finally decided not to expose the matter of Du Heng's apprentice in the cultivation world, and talk about other things about Duan Tianmen