Retire from the human world

Don't care if it's char siu pork or Chanel No. [-], the vicious dog in the back also howled and rushed forward as if he had taken a stimulant, and the fool would not run, so the limit speed was refreshed again, and the pomegranate's short legs were tripped On the ground, making a pitiful cry.

It rolled around on the ground, avoiding being trampled in vain.

In the end, the whole body was grizzled and pawed on the ground, and Shen Dong, who fell at the end of the large group, suddenly had an idea, grabbed the hair on the back of its neck and lifted it up.So Pigou, with saliva dripping from its mouth, brushed past Shen Dong, and chased Chi Mao, who was second to last, without looking back.

Shen Dong supported his knees and immediately sat down on the ground.

Seeing the smoke billowing in front of him, screaming and howling, his mood suddenly improved.

The little civet cat lay all over Shen Dong's body, refusing to move again. Shen Dong grabbed its front paws, and as soon as it was released, it fell back. He picked up the fur and forced it to lift its head. go back.

"Hey, you're not afraid, why are you running after me?"

"Liu~" I ran desperately because I was afraid of being stepped on by you!

No matter how Shen Dong fiddled with it, Pomegranate was still lying on his stomach, suddenly stretched out a hand from the side, and firmly held down the civet cat's tail.

Shen Dong turned his head and saw that it was Lei Cheng who didn't even have the strength to stand up.

"Did you crawl here? Even though you are a ghost, don't cosplay zombies!"

"Asshole...you're a desperate person..." Lei Cheng gasped for breath, while barely turning over and lying flat on the ground.Ever since Shen Dong showed the exciting plot of "The Brave Fighting the Warcraft" on the military tent store last time, Lei Cheng's fear of the pomegranate's hideous figure has completely disappeared.Of course, if you see your friend kicking the dragon impatiently, holding the dragon's claw, poking it, scratching it and pressing it, you will automatically replace the image of the dragon with a large pillow .

Even if there is a natural fear, when Lei Cheng wants to gossip or is exhausted like a dead dog like now, he can't take care of it at all.

"Hey, don't blame me for not reminding you, they will be running back soon!"

One circle of the barracks is only 800 meters, and the non-human speed only takes 1 minute.

Lei Cheng pinched his fingers to the gaps in the bluestone slabs on the ground, desperately trying to prop himself up, but it was obviously in vain, because before running, his left hand was forcibly tied to the weapon mace, so he fell back to the ground heavily, with his nose touching the ground Came for an intimate encounter.

"Aw—" Tears fell from the pain.

I don’t know where this training class is, just like Shanhai.com. After entering, even if it is a ghost, it will be hungry normally, can taste the smell, and there will be pain and wounds in the entity but will not bleed.

Shen Dong also supported the ground and got ready, so he laughed and said: "Is the nose crooked?" He suddenly felt that something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to touch the bluestone floor carefully. Could it be that the surface is a little uneven due to the age?It doesn't look like a crack, it seems to be some kind of pattern carved on it, very regular...

"Shen Dong!" Lei Cheng wiped away the snot and tears caused by the physical pain, and began to knock on the bricks on the ground in surprise, "Come and see, this is not a piece, no, it is a whole piece!"

Fingernails were inserted into the gaps between the bluestone slabs, and except for the thick moss, there was a small groove in the middle of the two adjacent slates, which were connected together as a whole.

Shen Dong moved forward along the bluestone slabs, and found that although they were arranged very regularly, they were not neat, and some places were crooked.If you don't know that they are a whole, you will take it for granted that some slabs are large and some are small.

"Damn it, what the hell is this?" Lei Cheng climbed a few steps forward, and found that the gap was about the same depth, and it was filled with moss, so it was hard to see the traces.

Is it super big?

Lei Cheng immediately imagined the scene in the game. The patterns on the floor of the cave where a dungeon boss is located are all connected together. From a bird's-eye view, it is easy to find that it is a pattern, which is said to increase health and defense.This is called home field advantage, and it comes with the system.

Could it be that the current situation in the cultivation world is so bad?Even the place where the training class is located is protected by a mysterious formation, usually a bluestone slab, which can be used as an offensive and defensive formation at a critical moment.

——You think too much!

"By the way, Lei Cheng, do you smell anything?" Shen Dong suddenly thought of another thing.

"Just now there was indeed a mixed smell of roasted oysters and cologne...Huh? But it's gone now." Lei Cheng continued to grope the ground, but he couldn't find Tai Chi, nor the short and short lines of gossip.

At this time, from far away, the young general's voice suddenly came:

"Training is over, everyone must gather!"

That's all right now, those who can't stand up quickly climb over, and those who are late are [-] laps!

Shen Dong decided that it would be fine to watch Lei Cheng die this time, and he didn't need to sacrifice his life to accompany him, so he ran to the open space of the martial arts field.

But this time the atmosphere seemed a bit wrong, except for the trainees who were panting and dying from exhaustion, the general in chain mail was walking around in front, but he didn't speak.

Within a few minutes, the unlucky guy like Lei Cheng who couldn't climb was also carried by the soldiers and thrown to the martial arts arena. Lei Cheng happened to hit the tree demon's body, and his hands subconsciously hugged the wood, refusing to let go.

"Help, indecent—" the dryad yelled wildly, the wood was pierced with a mace, it was miserable!

"..."

The old man dressed as a scholar of the Song Dynasty came out in a hurry, and then waved his hand, and immediately there were more than a dozen soldiers carrying a pile of messy things and placed them in front of the students in the training class.

Indeed their respective luggage.

In front of Shen Dong was the backpack, while in front of Chi Mao was the red and blue canvas bag.

Chi Mao's legs softened and he almost fell to his knees. Running with a weapon was already sad enough, but if he carried all his belongings, even if his belongings were all mouse versions of desks and beds, he wouldn't be able to afford it!

"Now there is sad news."

As soon as the old man spoke, the demons and ghosts really softened by half.

So if running desperately is not considered "unlucky", what is the real level of misfortune?

"...cough, I know everyone is disappointed, but I still have to say that due to unexpected incidents, this training session cannot continue, so it can only be temporarily suspended—"

"Long live!"

The canvas bag flew, the weapon flew, and even the civet cat flew.

Pomegranate struggled in panic, planing its limbs wildly, because it was the only thing that was thrown out because it was too excited to be alive!

The old gentleman in the training class stroked his beard, looked at the excited demons and ghosts, and poured cold water over his head: "This means that you will not be able to pass the examination, you will not be able to get a certificate, and you will not be able to find a job."

"..."

The dryad threw Lei Cheng away with a branch, and said boldly: "As long as I can get out of the training class alive, I won't be afraid of thunder!"

"That's right, as long as I don't go to the training class, I'm not afraid of any demon-killing spells in the world!"

"I'm not afraid to submit my resume and find no job, I'll go sweep the streets!" Can it be more difficult than fighting in the realm of comprehension?

"I'll find a Taoist priest to partner with, he'll be in charge of exorcising ghosts, and I'll be in charge of causing trouble!"

"...I...me!" Brother Little Tiger glanced at his younger brother who was still gnawing his paws, gritted his teeth, and said with a straight neck, "We can find a mountain at will, and then we will be sent to the zoo in our original form!" No training Ben won't starve to death, hum!

"Ha ha!"

Shen Dong laughed like hell.

What kind of guys are these guys!The future of the cultivation world is too worrying.

"Hey, the world is getting worse!" The old man shook his head and left.

The general in chain mail didn't seem in the mood to pay attention to their joy, and directly announced: "Check the items you are carrying, and get in the car and leave here later."

Running two turns in this ancient military camp, seeing the bus parked there quietly, with the dim yellow lights on the front, is really very kind, and I really have the excitement of returning to the world soon.

Lei Cheng was both happy and troubled.

"You said what if I can't find a job, can't make money, and can't afford the Soul-Guiding Pill?"

"Get in the car, don't babble!" Shen Dong said angrily.

"You still owe Du Heng money..." If you owe money to the number one master in the cultivation world, you can't do it if you want to.

"If you bring this up again, I'll beat you to the ground!"

"Why are you so irritable?" Lei Cheng was very depressed, it was a matter of his life and death, and he wasn't mad yet.

As a result, as soon as Lei Cheng climbed into the car, Shen Dong was stopped by someone.

"Wait, you can't get in!" It was the middle-aged woman who was holding the horn and wanted to check the ticket. She glanced at the little civet cat lying on the backpack, and pointed decisively, "And you can't do it either."

"Why?" Shen Dong was puzzled.

"You didn't buy a ticket to go back."

Shen Dong is extremely embarrassing, do people in the cultivation world have X-ray eyes, and they know it without looking at the card?

"Then I now..." Shen Dong suddenly got stuck, he had no money at all!

Looking down at the pomegranate, the civet cat gave him an innocent smile.

"Quick! Spit out the card!" Shen Dong was still busy turning his head to ask the ticket inspector, "How much is a ticket?"

"Temporary fare replacement service is not provided!"

The ticket inspector dragged the door fiercely with his hands and slammed it shut.

Then the bus honked its horn twice in a decent manner, backed up, and drove out towards the endless darkness.

"Hello!" Shen Dong ran behind with his backpack on his back.

He suddenly thought, if he is not given a car, then he can also run out along the road!As long as you arrive in the urban area of ​​Hangzhou, are you afraid that you will not be able to return to the provincial capital if you have RMB on your body?The ID card is with Du Heng. If you can’t buy a train ticket, you can buy a bus ticket. If you really can’t report the loss of your ID card, no one is afraid of anyone!

but!

Shen Dong stopped suddenly, and watched in horror as the bus drove down vertically at ninety degrees.

He tremblingly sticks out a foot——

It is really suspended!Just like the cliffs around the military camp, the bus actually drove down the cliffs, and I didn't feel it at all when it came!

He unzipped the backpack, stuffed the civet cat in, and took out a flashlight.

Turn on the power switch and shine the light downwards. The light is dim and you can only see the rear glass window of the bus.The light gradually dispersed, and at a certain distance it seemed to be swallowed by darkness.

Shen Dong stretched out his hand to touch the ground under his feet, it was still a piece of bluestone slabs with moss growing in the gaps.It's like this all the way to the bottom of the cliff...

He walked nearly 300 meters along the edge of the cliff in disbelief, and suddenly the flashlight saw a fork in the road ahead.

Shen Dong turned on the flashlight and continued to walk forward, and found that it was a path about ten meters wide, with cliffs on both sides. The more he walked, the more he became more and more puzzled, what kind of thing was this kind of ground that looked like a bluestone slab but was actually a whole piece——light Suddenly, he saw a figure in front of him.

"Boom!" Startled suddenly, the flashlight fell to the ground, flicked and fell out of the cliff.

"How did you get here?"

Du Heng glanced at the flashlight that had fallen out and gradually disappeared into the darkness, and walked over slowly.

"Stop, stop! Just stand there and don't move, that's right!" Shen Dong gasped as if he had just run [-] laps. When he suddenly saw Du Heng just now, he almost turned around and ran away. This is definitely the last thing he wants at this stage. See people!

What a mess!

If he is a monster, there is no rule that a monster cannot live like a normal person.If he is a cultivator who once had a past but can't remember anything now, according to the fashionable language of the training class, this is called comprehending the world.Anyway, there is a rule that no one can tell the truth to amnesiacs, isn't it?

But he is nothing!Not even living things!Just a sword - bastard, I hope that guess is wrong!

Does the sword have the right to choose itself?Can you live the life you want?Not at all!Maybe he doesn't even own his own property!Because the sword belongs to Du Heng! !Damn, this is the truth that Du Heng took away his ID card, even bought the train ticket, and refused to return the ID card to him?

"Tell me first, where is this?"

Shen Dong stretched out his hand to push back the little raccoon cat who was uneasy to open the zipper of the backpack, and asked in a strange tone, "Maybe Director Du wants to tell me that you plan to save the fare, so you specially drove that Volkswagen to pick me up and Pomegranate from the training class? "

Ah, why does this sound so strange!Damn, he seems to have one thing in common with Pomegranate!

"Pomegranate?" Du Heng was a little confused.

"That's it, don't tell me, you never planned to give it a name, and you were surprised that it even had a name!" Shen Dong suddenly became strangely angry as he himself didn't know this. Where did the anger come from.

"...It is indeed." Du Heng glanced at Shen Dong.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Fatty Yu Kun's voice sounded in the darkness, Shen Dong couldn't see anything here, but Du Heng Yu Kun didn't seem to be affected at all, he ran over panting: "Stop talking nonsense, Hurry up to the top of the tree to see why Jianmu suddenly bloomed."

"Tree top?" Shen Dong was puzzled.

"Huh? We're standing on a tree, don't you know?"