Retire from the human world

Your family's training class is held on the tree? !

Shen Dong almost collapsed, isn't there a person with a reliable mind in the cultivation world?How did such a big tree come out? Do you think this is the Garden of Eden?

Those hard bluestone slabs are actually tree bark?Or bark with natural cracks visible under a magnifying glass?It takes 800 meters to go around the training course barracks, and it is a flat and flat open space, so it may not be the backbone!

Before Shen Dong finished thinking, Du Heng grabbed him.

"Hey——" just as Shen Dong opened his mouth, a gust of cold wind rushed in, his ears were buzzing, and his eyes couldn't be opened at all. This speed is actually flying!

Suddenly feeling the light suddenly brighten, Shen Dong closed his eyes even tighter reflexively.

Coming out of a dark place suddenly is extremely uncomfortable.

"It's really Jianmu blooming—" said a panicked voice not far away.

The tip of the nose smelled the warm and peaceful breath again, which was very familiar, but I just couldn't remember it.At the same time, it seems that you are in a hot spring bath, and your whole body is so refreshing and comfortable.

"Damn, why at this time."

"Jianmu blooms, causing a lot of aura to overflow, and sooner or later it will attract the attention of the Netherworld!"

Among the chattering voices, a rough and weird accent suddenly asked:

"Du Heng, the one you brought here is...haha, did you go to the doctor in a hurry? How could such a good sword spirit be lucky for you?"

Shen Dong immediately became irritable when he heard the sound, and instinctively sneered:

"You are the sword spirit! Your whole family is—"

Suddenly he could see things. The person he was looking at was four meters tall, bald, and his skin was ashen. There was only a piece of animal skin wrapped around his waist, and there were large strange patterns on his face and skin.

"My whole family is made of axes, not swords." The other party told him in a strange tone.

Shen Dong: ...

At this time Du Heng loosened Shen Dong's right hand.

"It's okay, we'll go back in a while, don't worry." After Du Heng finished speaking, he continued walking with Yu Kun and another large group of people.

Shen Dong snorted, who is worried?Don't feel so good about yourself! (If your expression didn't instinctively change when Du Heng let go, it would be more convincing)

He tried to look left and right, and was immediately startled by the spectacular scene in front of him—he was standing on a thick branch, which could definitely save the width of the road in the city. Although there were no shelters on both sides, as long as he was not mentally disabled, Impossible to roll off.

Looking down, there are dense white clouds, which is probably the same as looking out from the porthole of the plane. All you can see are tree trunks and branches. The leaves are long and narrow. .However, the dense branches without gaps are all at the feet, and gradually become thinner at the top, so that the sunlight can shine in through the leaves.

I finally understood why there was no light at all in the training class, and it was completely covered by the tree canopy above!Wait, there's not enough cloud cover to impair the close range, how strong are the UV rays here!

—Forget it, Dongzi, your race is not afraid of radiation!

Seeing a group of people in ancient costumes or with strange appearances walking along the protruding branches, pointing and slanting upwards like walking on the road, Shen Dong felt the urge to twitch the corners of his eyes.

It is said that this kind of fantasy background is usually the kingdom of western elves!

"Hi!" A black shadow stood in front of him.

With a height of four meters, Shen Dong had to look up at him when he squatted down. This angle was too uncomfortable.

"What's your name?" The giant who called himself an ax acted as a perfect parasol. Although his voice was ugly, he had a calm smile on his rough face.

Shen Dong tried his best to maintain a nonchalant expression, and gave his name dryly.

"Deep winter? It's so cold... It sounds really connotative!" The guy scratched the back of his head with his big fan palm, and let out a distorted and dull laugh, "I heard that the most famous person in my profession is called Kaitian, how domineering!" , Unfortunately, when it's my turn, there is only one unlucky name called Kaishan!"

"..."

ax?open day?Fuck, that's what Pangu used!

"Haha, little brother, you are different. The most famous senior in your line should be named Xuanyuan. How pitiful, he uses the surname of its owner! So every sword can surpass it in terms of name connotation. !"

Shen Dong: I don't feel happy at all.

Kai Shan sat down next to Shen Dong in a careless manner. He guessed that this guy was not light, even such a thick branch swayed slightly.Looking at the strong muscles on his body, Shen Dong didn't know what to say for a while.

"Don't be sullen, brother, let's have a look, just dawdling around with Du Heng, sword cultivator, unless he dies, one day he will still find his sword, and then don't be sad."

Kai Shan spread his hands, and said coolly: "In the realm of comprehension, it is believed that sword cultivators have no future! They have already been appointed by officials!"

"..." No matter how you hear this, it doesn't sound right!

Shen Dong's face froze, and the corner of his mouth twitched as he asked, "Do you like watching TV?"

He even knew the term official match.

"What's so good about TV, it's interesting to browse posts and watch gossip on the Internet!"

It turns out that the world of comprehension has advanced with the times to this extent?What to brush, Renren or Tianya?

"Of course you don't have to be too envious, hahaha, you have to know that if you don't pass the mortal ID card, you are not eligible to buy a computer in Shanhaiyi! Pansidong will not accept you, brother, I am the only one in the magic weapon to get an identity proof!"

A brawny four-meter-tall man is so proud of himself that it really takes up space!Eyes are full of that arrogant smile!

"Wait, where is Pansi Cave?"

According to the logic of Journey to the West, it should be a bathhouse that provides special services, right?But is there such an entertainment place in the realm of comprehension?

"Internet cafe!" A certain ax looked at Shen Dong strangely.

"..."

Shen Dong really wants to kneel to the god logic of the cultivation world!

This ridiculous world!Such a curious naming method!And this group of non-humans (of which you are one).

According to this logic, the Pipa Cave must be the Concert Hall and the Water Curtain Cave must be the Bathhouse!Bajiao Cave must be a barbecue shop, Huoyun Cave must be a hot pot restaurant!Shen Dong complained for a while, and lost his powerless casually: "What about the bottomless pit?"

"You mean the nether world?"

"..." Got it, a proper trash can.

It turns out that Shanhai.com is a supermarket with such a reliable name!

The little civet cat quietly opened the zipper of the backpack, popped its head out and let out a cry.

"Stop arguing, there are no mooncakes for you to eat here."

"Hey, do you still have pets?" Kai Shan leaned over, he could hold down the civet cat's belly with one finger, and he found it very interesting to watch the little guy struggling and kicking around, "This little guy is not cheap, there are not many tengus , if there is no discount, the price of Shanhai.com is 70..."

Shen Dong's hands trembled, his eyes widened as he stared at Pomegranate.

What is the concept of 70, a house of [-] square meters in the provincial capital!The goal of many people's lifelong struggle!Little broken cat, no!The little broken dog is worth so much, I'll sell you when I get back!

"But brother, your taste is really strange. Tengus are usually bought and eaten by those old monsters."

"..."

Shen Dong lowered his head to look at the little civet cat who suddenly jumped back and retracted into the backpack, and automatically closed the zipper.

——Let’s forget it, he figured it out, he just died of starvation and poverty!

Look at the ax brother next to him, barefoot, like a savage with fur wrapped around his waist, he has never heard of weapons needing to wear clothes, at best the sword has a scabbard, at most it has a sword case!That is the perfect housing condition!

Support the amount, how can a sad reminder!

Shen Dong really didn't want to admit it, he really wanted to veto that speculation, but the facts always shattered his hopes time and time again.For example, I always feel weird when I see Du Heng, especially his right hand.The feeling was even stronger when I touched it just now!What could be more terrifying than living for 20 years only to find out that you are a sword——

"Brother, you don't have a gold card yet, do you?"

"Have……"

"Then why are you depressed! As a sword spirit, you need to have a high vision and a broad mind, sword cultivators are not the only ones in the world of comprehension!" Brother Axe was very proud, "You know, we are the only ones in the whole world of comprehension who don't need to worry about making money, and don't need to find a job. Our job is to find a master who is pleasing to the eye and serve him. We are different from ordinary weapons. We are the boss who pays the wages rather than the master, and it depends on our mood. They have to give what we want. , or change to another master! Like me, I am not very popular yet, as a sword that everyone can wield, don’t you worry about not being able to find another master?”

Come on, how to break the talisman of the sword cultivator?

"But Jianxiu's sword is really enviable!" Brother Ax touched his chin. Although his whole body is muscular, he has no hair or beard, only strange patterns of plaques, which look like complicated strokes from a distance. seal character.

"Although they can't change form, there is no free and easy life to enjoy, but the sword cultivator is better against the sword than against himself. Because the sword is the "way" of the sword cultivator, and you don't need to practice it yourself. The cultivation base of the sword cultivator No matter how high they are, how strong their realm is. When they need to ascend, they can follow through the tribulation and become immortals—of course, the premise is not to be as unlucky as Du Heng!"

It has really become a model of education in the cultivation world! !

And Brother Axe, your self-talking skills are at the full level!

"Who is your master?"

"Hey, it's the Great Elder of the Rizhao Sect!"

No matter how complacent he is, Shen Dong knows that the Rizhao Sect sells pills, and the Soul Solidifying Pill comes from there, but he doesn't have any specific concepts about the people in the cultivation world.

"You don't have to follow?"

"Why do I follow him if he doesn't fight?" Kai Shanxue took out a long time in his furry leather pocket, and then took out an oversized cigar, and he didn't need a lighter. He shook his head—too bad he didn't have hair.

"Brother, don't be lonely, maybe we will meet on the battlefield!"

"What?"

"Obviously." Lifting his finger holding the cigar, Ax Ling pointed at the crown of the tree, and spewed out three chains of smoke rings, "Jianmu is blooming, and the aura is overflowing, and the turtles and grandchildren in the nether world can't feel it." Strange! Wahaha, as a weapon spirit, it must reflect its value in the war. After a battle, you and I can be worth several times! Brother, being regarded by the sword repairer is affirmation of ability! It is more reliable than Taobao’s praise too much!"