Our leader is overdone

In fact, as the leader of a sect, especially compared with Guardian Zuo and Elder Hua, he is really amiable. Unfortunately, the off-line attribute makes Xiang Xiaoxiao not have much interest in attacking him.

The most important thing is that the leader is not only kind and amiable, he does not hold grudges, but also cares about his future wife, "Xiao Xiao, what did you do yesterday afternoon?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, feeling guilty, but after a while, he realized that he had been caught skipping class too much, why was he guilty, the leader was clearly concerned about his entertainment activities, so he quickly smacked his mouth Swallowing the porridge in his mouth, he said: "I was very happy to take a boat in that so-and-so lake and catch some fishing." When the wind from the lake blew, I slept very comfortably...

Hierarch: "..."

The leader froze and said, "Which lake?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "A lake like a gourd..."

Leader: "The one behind the younger brother's residence? Did you go fishing there?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's right."

The leader wondered: "But there are no fish there..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Guardian Zuo, you are being unkind... No wonder I didn't catch a single fish!"

Zuo Hufa was also a little confused and said: "No fish?"

The leader hated iron and said: "Junior brother, even I know! Since the lake was cleaned up after the disappearance of the mountain guardian beast, no fish has been thrown in it. How can there be fish!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Left...

What do you want brother Xiao to say about you...

Xiang Xiaoxiao was filled with righteous indignation, "No wonder I didn't catch a single fish!"

Guardian Zuo knew and squinted at him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "So... Could it be that you dug that lake specially to raise bastards?"

The leader scratched his head: "It is said that the mountain was indeed dug to protect the beasts back then."

Elder Hua said abruptly, "How do you know it's bastard."

The leader was stunned, "Yeah, how do you know that the mountain guardian beast belongs to bastards."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He turned to protect the left with difficulty, "Yeah, how do I know it's bastard's..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Zuo Hufa didn't intend to open his mouth to make a rescue at all.

The leader said empathetically: "Could it be that the younger brother told you? It seems that you and the younger brother get along very well, and even told you about the beast. The younger brother had the worst relationship with the beast back then."

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua asked suspiciously, "It was really Guardian Zuo who told you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw Zuo Hufa's expression of "you can solve it yourself", and became angry again, and said fiercely: "Of course Zuo Hufa didn't tell me!"

The leader raised his eyebrows, "Oh?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was about to yell "That bastard is imprisoned under the bed by Zuo Hufa", when he found Zuo Hufa looking at him coldly, he lost all courage and said with a smile: "I guessed right."

The leader became smarter now, "How can you guess so accurately? Why did you guess like a bastard?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said angrily: "Then I can also call you a bastard tortoise to you. How can I call you a bastard whenever I scold you."

Hierarch: "..."

Elder Hua said coolly: "It's just a random guess. If it's the beast you saw, but you didn't report it..." She didn't finish the rest of the sentence, and she didn't need to.

The leader nodded and said: "That's right, but the spirit of the mountain protector is so powerful, if he sees the beast, how can he escape unscathed? I think he may have guessed right."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was taken aback, "The skill of the beast is very high? How high?"

The leader said seriously: "I am far behind."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Ah, isn't that normal."

Hierarch: "..."

The leader said frantically: "My martial arts are very high!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao pointed at Guardian Zuo, and said innocently: "But you are not even as good as your own junior."

Leader: "That's different!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Why is it different?"

Leader: "Don't talk about me, in this entire martial arts world, there may not necessarily be an opponent of my junior brother. It's not shameful that I can't beat him!"

……so smart?Xiang Xiaoxiao never thought that Protector Zuo's martial arts would be so high, or maybe the fool leader was bragging?

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then...Who is more powerful, Zuo Hufa or Wang Ba?"

Leader: "..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Why didn't you answer? Which one is better, Zuo Hufa or Wang Ba?"

Hierarch: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Elder Hua laughed and said, "Probably better than Wang Ba."

Left Protector: "..."

Only then did Xiang Xiaoxiao come to his senses, and let out a series of silly laughs, "Hahahahahahahahaha..."

Guardian Zuo said with a sullen face, "Why are you laughing?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly blocked the smiling face a little bit, "It's nothing, actually I think I'm better than bastards too, do you know that I beat a bastard to death with one punch back then..."

Everyone: "..." Xiang Xiaoxiao added: "But it's not such a big bastard, so Guardian Zuo is better."

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua said meaningfully: "Yes, such a big bastard can't be seen everywhere."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, pondered for a while, did the mother slip her tongue again, Elder Hua laughed really weirdly!But it's not a big deal to be so "..." all the time, the fool leader will notice it!

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "Master, do you like bastards?"

As expected, the leader's attention was diverted, "Ah, it's normal, but the younger brother really hates it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Why?"

Leader: "That's the question..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned to protect the left: "Why?"

Left Protector: "..."

The leader hurriedly said: "I mean that, bastard."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The leader: "Back then, it and its junior brother really made a fuss over the whole mountain every day..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao wondered, "It's also a childhood sweetheart..."

Leader: "...you can't say that!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "?"

Leader: "The beast is male..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's a bamboo horse!"

Elder Hua knocked on Xiang Xiaoxiao's head with his chopsticks, "Presumptuous! How dare you insult the divine beast, Guardian Zuo!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao rubbed his sore spot and asked, "Does my metaphor insult the divine beast, or Hufa Zuo, or both together?"

After thinking about it, Elder Hua realized that Xiang Xiaoxiao had played a trick, and no matter how he answered, something was wrong...

Guardian Zuo directly pressed Xiang Xiaoxiao's head on the table, "Say it again."

Xiang Xiaoxiao decisively raised the white flag: "I was wrong."

The leader recalled, "Ah, it's a pity that the beasts have been missing for so long. Speaking of which, I really miss them."

Zuo Hufa said coldly: "Think about it sitting on your body for a while."

The leader's face turned green all of a sudden, and he was pulled back to reality.

Elder Hua looked at the leader meaningfully, "Xiang Xiaoxiao, I heard from the people below, did you take a lot of fish in the kitchen yesterday?"

The corner of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, and he took the initiative to explain: "Yes, I will use it to make fish sashimi."

Elder Hua: "Do we need so many fish?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "I have a big appetite."

Elder Hua: "Then you eat everything on this table."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Actually, Guardian Zuo ate most of it, and he has a bigger appetite."

Guardian Zuo said calmly, "That's right, I have a big appetite."

Elder Hua didn't pursue this anymore, "It's good to have a big appetite, and it's good to eat when you're full."

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that Elder Hua thought he had guessed something!Just pretending not to know!

The leader said: "Haha, when it comes to appetite, the younger brother has been clamoring to eat stewed soup with divine beasts."

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt a chill...

You also want to eat such a big and spiritual Little Eight Zuo Dharma Protector!You are still not human!

How should I put it, eating Xiang Wangba is just... like eating a Squirrel (?! Brother Xiao wants to reprimand you on behalf of Pikachu!

Guardian Zuo looked unpredictable, and said lightly: "I want to eat now too."

Blasts of cold hit...

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the expression of the gentry (bian) scholar (tai) who was protecting the law on the left, and his heart was trembling.