Our leader is overdone

I don't know why, even if Xiang Xiaoxiao saw Guardian Zuo summoning the mountain of insects with a wave of his hand, it would be better to hear that he intended to eat Xiang Wangba to make Xiang Xiaoxiao even more furious.

Guardian Zuo saw Xiang Xiaoxiao's pale face, so he asked him coldly, "Are you dissatisfied?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly shook his head, "No, I, I was just thinking, the beast must have lived for so many years, the meat must be very bad, what would Protector Zuo eat it for?"

Zuo Hufa showed a sneer, and waggled his index finger left and right, "I can't eat it, but I can use it to hang soup."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Poor Xiang Wangba...

It turns out that I tied you to the bottom of the bed to wait for you to be hung up in broth, not to be dried and made into bacon...

At this time, Elder Hua laughed a few times, "Hehehehe... Protector Zuo just likes to joke."

The leader said with a worried face: "Junior brother, you don't like to joke. If it weren't for the divine beast's high skill and extraordinary skills, I would really think that it disappeared because it was eaten by junior brother."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The corners of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched a few times, his skills are extraordinary... May I ask what is Xiang Wangba's virtue?I have seen Brother Diao with extraordinary skills, and Xian He with extraordinary skills, but I have never seen a bastard with extraordinary skills!Could it be that Wang Baquan came here to hit you?

Leader: "Xiao Xiao, don't look disdainful."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I haven't."

Leader: "Then what does your expression mean?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a moment: "...don't bother."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said humbly: "Forgive me for being ignorant...I just don't know how it is so extraordinary."

Logically speaking, Xiang Wangba should only know two tricks, "Mount Tai's pressure" and "exit to hurt people" are the right ones...

Is it a new trick?

The leader said sincerely: "People should not be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Don't look down on it when you hear that the mountain guardian animal is a bastard. Is my holy religion just pointing to a bastard as a beast? Do you think our holy religion Is it that casual teaching?"

Now that this is mentioned, Xiang Xiaoxiao has something to say!

"It's very casual!" Xiang Xiaoxiao said, "You can just fall from the sky and be the leader's wife!"

Hierarch: "..."

Isn't that casual enough!Seriously, you are really a very casual teacher!

The leader said awkwardly: "This is not very casual, there is a prophecy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, "You should continue talking about the beast."

The leader thought about it for a while, "It has been a mountain-protecting beast since the time I taught it, and it has a high seniority and seniority."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua couldn't help but said, "Say something else..."

Leader: "I'm not very good at describing, and I guess you won't understand even if I say it. Let's put it this way, all previous leaders have to go through this test before they can be the leader."

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't expect this. Thinking of the martial arts novels he had read, he said in surprise: "There is still this function. Isn't that an elder or something, Elder Turtle?"

Elder Hua: "..."

Leader: "Almost..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao took a look, come on, not only Elder Hua, but also several old men also turned pale.Let me introduce to you, these black faces are the elders of my Holy Cult...

Elder Hua was thinking about what to do, when he saw a boy floating in from outside, "Tell the leader, the little bald man in Coffin Temple has woken up."

Elder Hua stopped thinking, "Are you awake? It's pretty fast."

The leader said: "Why, he made a fuss?"

Guardian Zuo said firmly: "Impossible, with the severity of my attacks, he must be unable to even get up now."

The young man said quietly: "Yeah, how could he get up."

Elder Hua frowned, "That's it."

The young man took a breath, "But there are two bald men who are making trouble with him, clamoring for an explanation from the leader."

Hierarch: "..."

Elder Hua: "Damn, can you speak clearly at once! It seems that little bald Shanyin has a lot of ideas, and he makes trouble as soon as he wakes up."

Boy: "They're about to demolish the yard... I'm here to ask the leader to show me whether I should find all the brothers and sisters and beat them up, or..."

The leader scratched his head, "Ah, this... what do you think, Junior Brother?"

Guardian Zuo said calmly: "Zhou Yuanqiao, who is dealing with Shanyin over there?"

The young man opened his mouth, hesitated to speak, and then said after a pause: "It's Huo Qi's seniors who barely blocked it."

Zuo Hufa: "Then go and have a look after eating first, I'm afraid they will turn the sky upside down."

As soon as he said this, everyone sat down and continued to eat calmly.

Only the boy who reported the letter rolled his eyes and went out, still muttering: "It's really annoying, my surname is Ruan..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was quite surprised,

good voice!

After being beaten up that day, Xiang Xiaoxiao almost thought that he was going to get a lunch like this, but he didn't expect to appear again so soon.

It just doesn't seem to have been taken seriously last time, not even breakfast.

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help asking softly: "Master, that Wu Ke... Shanyin's sect, Coffin Temple is the number one enemy of our sect?"

The head teacher smiled and said, "This, you can ask Guardian Zuo about this."

Guardian Zuo thought for a while, "Really."

Xiang Xiaoxiao regained his energy all of a sudden, "Is the situation a bit tense? Coffin Temple is looking for opportunities everywhere, trying to bring down its long-standing enemy!"

Guardian Zuo sneered, "Where is the old enemy for many years?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Didn't you admit it..."

Zuo Hufa corrected: "I admit that I am the number one mortal enemy, not an old enemy for many years, nothing like that."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...the difference between the two?"

Guardian Zuo: "An enemy for many years, just as the name suggests, can't be for many years? Coffin Temple has been our number one enemy for about... about five months."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??!"

Guardian Zuo: "Before that, it was Silkworm Yinmen, and it was a sworn enemy for four months, and then it was Zhu Mo Palace, and it was a sworn enemy for six months..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said expressionlessly: "Dare to ask what happened to those sects."

Guardian Zuo: "It was destroyed by me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa added: "Full door."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Coffin Temple, Amitabha Buddha.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with emotion: "You said...the Coffin Temple has so many lessons learned from others, why should it rush to die."

The leader said with lingering fear: "Yes, why are people in the evil way so stubborn, just be afraid, you have to be brave, and you won't die if you are provoked and oppressed by our holy religion."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

What the hell do you guys teach? Your usual business is to make trouble, bully men and women, make other villain organizations angry, and then wipe them out!Tell the truth quickly, in fact, your sect are all white undercover agents who infiltrated the enemy's interior, right? !What a high-end anti-criminal means!

Just when Xiang Xiaoxiao was constantly slandering, Zuo Hufa stopped his chopsticks suddenly, stood up with an indifferent face, and raised his eyebrows, "Damn bald..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked blankly, "What's wrong?"

Guardian Zuo: "Nothing."

After he finished speaking, he stamped his left foot and continued to sit down.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?"

What do you mean?

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought about the meaning of stomping for a long time... still felt a bit like acting like a baby.

But what do you mean when you suddenly stand up and act coquettishly while eating?He also said "dead bald man", which means are you acting like a baby to Shanyin? !

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't figure it out.

With the one hundred and first thought, Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that he had thought of it, and kept glancing under the table.

He kept glancing until Guardian Zuo couldn't take it any longer, and asked impatiently, "You always look at what I'm doing down there? Let's look at you again."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

How do you hear this? Why is it wrong...

He argued, "No, I'm looking at the bug you trampled to death."

Guardian Zuo said inexplicably, "What kind of bug?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Didn't you just stomp on bugs?"

Guardian Zuo smiled mockingly, "Of course not, do you think everyone is as violent as you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Spit blood!

Little sister, don't be bloody, where is Brother Xiao being violent?where? !

Which hair is more violent than you?The whole body is not as violent as your hair, okay!

Xiang Xiaoxiao became angry from resentment, and said expressionlessly: "Oh, that's leg cramps."

Guardian Zuo looked at him coldly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao stomped her feet vigorously, "Oh, I said my feet have cramp!"

Elder Hua held his chopsticks in his mouth and said, "Very spineless."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...you have backbone!You have the backbone, try scolding the left protector!Don't think Brother Xiao didn't see that you have the highest status in Zuo Dharma here!