Our leader is overdone

Elder Hua took the last steamed bun and stuffed it into her mouth in one bite, with half of the buttocks of the steamed stuffed bun still sticking out of her mouth. With a flick of her hand, she threw out the two chopsticks and nailed them into the door panel with two "dunk" sounds. Looking at the length, it was obvious that the door panel had been pierced in half, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help swallowing when he saw it.

Damn...this trick is too powerful...

How disrespectful was he to Elder Hua before?Xiang Xiaoxiao felt a little pain in her chest...

Elder Hua chirped twice, and swallowed the steamed bun whole, "Go, go, I'm going to see that bald man, who's coming."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: (⊙o⊙)!

Damn!This trick is even more powerful!Swallow Xiaolongbao alive!

Elder Liu stood up, "Sister Hua, I'll go, I'll go!"

Elder Hua pushed his hand: "You are not allowed to go, stay in the alchemy room and refine medicine for me, don't forget that you have a heavy responsibility."

Guardian Zuo glanced at Elder Liu with raised eyes, and threatened, "If you don't practice the medicine well, I'll chop you up..."

Elder Hua interjected: "Hey bastard." She glanced at Guardian Zuo with a half-smile.

Guardian Zuo didn't change his face, "That's right, hello bastard."

The leader propped his chin and murmured, "Where is the bastard coming from? He can't really feed him. Whoever kills him will refine the medicine, and his disciples haven't finished yet."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Hierarch, tell yourself whether you are really stupid or fake, you are the only one who is seriously thinking about the problem in this undercurrent!You are too serious, Master!

If you ask Xiang Xiaoxiao, the people from the Devil Sect really don't seem to take the Coffin Temple seriously. Except for Elder Liu, the others didn't show the slightest interest at all. They ate and drank very calmly.

Elder Hua lifted up his skirt and turned around, "Let's go, whoever waits for Old Liu to finish eating will tie him back to the alchemy room, and I'll go and deal with the little baldy first."

Guardian Zuo raised his hand, "Wait a minute, I'll go too."

Elder Hua raised his eyebrows, "Oh, it seems that little bald man has some skills."

Guardian Zuo sneered, "The Coffin Temple has spent a lot of money this time."

Elder Hua said with a blank expression: "That's fine, then we'll eat up their money."

The leader buried his head and said: "Then I won't go. Xiao Xiao, don't eat."

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked blankly, "What are you doing?"

Leader: "You follow!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...there is a fight over there, it's quite dangerous."

The leader: "There is no way, you should follow the younger brother closely."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked back at Guardian Zuo, "I said, I don't want to go, the leader is here to watch me."

Guardian Zuo stared at him, "No, get up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa: "I just like to force others to do things they don't like."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Mom forced you to pervert, right...

The leader smiled and said: "This is how junior brother is, he has been too lively since he was a child."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...it must be too much of a ghost."

Hierarch: "What do you mean?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Naughty."

The leader wondered: "Isn't that similar to being lively?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao angrily picked up a deep-fried dough stick and got up, "Master, what's the point of you picking words with me all the time! I'm leaving!" After saying that, he walked away.

"..." The leader said blankly, "Ah? I..."

Walking on the road, Zuo Hufa stretched out his hand and pulled out the fried dough stick that Xiang Xiaoxiao was biting, "What do you mean by ghost?" The fried dough stick flew off his mouth, Xiang Xiaoxiao was extremely anxious, babbled, stared at the fried dough stick and said, "Didn't you say that?" , meaning naughty."

Zuo Hufa slowly raised the fried dough stick, "I won't give it to you if I don't tell you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

……

Zuo Hufa also seemed to realize that his height was not suitable for this action, so he coughed in a disguised way and put his hand down.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dryly: "That's... that... the meaning of describing you as cruel..."

Guardian Zuo raised his eyebrows.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dejectedly: "Aren't you from the Devil's Cult? This word is to praise you."

Guardian Zuo actually nodded, "It makes sense."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed the fritters back into Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth, and wiped his hands clean on his lapel.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua walked gracefully in front until the place where Shanyin and the others lived was getting more and more crowded. There were many people standing outside the residence, poking their heads out to watch the excitement. When they saw Elder Hua coming, they all saluted, "Elder Hua."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hey... Protector Zuo, they don't even salute you."

Protector Zuo said calmly, "This protector is approachable."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua scolded: "What are you looking at here! Look at your eyeballs gouged out, go back and practice!"

A group of people dispersed in a hurry.

At this moment, the gate was unobstructed. Xiang Xiaoxiao looked inside and saw a few young people forming a circle, among them was the young man who had reported the letter before, and when he looked carefully, there was another one from the day he just came here. Meditating outside the door, the one who was misidentified by Zuo Hufa, the others should also be the ones who meditated together that day.

Surrounded by these people are the three Wu Ke from the Coffin Temple.

Two people supported Shanyin, one on the left and the other on the right, and confronted several people.

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked down, and found a big circle here, and a small circle next to it.

Five purple-black palm-sized scorpions formed a circle, vaguely blocking something to prevent people from leaving.

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked curiously: "What are they surrounding?"

"You have good eyes," Zuo Hufa casually praised, walked in, put on a classic cool and charming mocking face and said: "Little bald man, the injury healed very quickly."

Just kidding, Brother Xiao is majoring in animation at X Love Hospital, he doesn't forget to protect his eyes while drawing, so he can't see a few bugs clearly.

Shan Yin raised his face, Xiang Xiaoxiao saw clearly that his face was pale and unseemly, with kidney deficiency.

He gave a hollow palm with his left hand, and said helplessly: "You little girl, you have such a good temper. I didn't even know what I said to offend you, so I was hit by your palm. Fortunately, I have a solid foundation, otherwise I would change the ordinary one." Man, didn’t this palm kill everyone.”

……

There was silence.

Shanyin: "...?"

The young man surnamed Ruan who reported the letter earlier said quietly: "He is a man..."

Shanyin: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was so impressed, this good voice was a hero, and the young man surnamed Ruan who dared to speak out the truth in this atmosphere was a hero among heroes!

Shanyin laughed dryly and said: "That's the little monk's rudeness. The benefactor is naturally beautiful. It's really a sin to make the little monk lose his eyes for a while."

Guardian Zuo turned around blankly, and said to Elder Hua, "I'm going back first, you should kill him yourself, don't leave the whole body."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Shanyin: "..."

Elder Hua grabbed Zuo Guardian's hand, "Wait, wait, don't, just leave as soon as you say."

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "Do I have to do it myself, Elder Hua, when will you not be able to deal with such a little bald head?"

Elder Hua hurriedly said: "No, Guardian Zuo, you just collected the 'blood capital' of the Five Scorpions Formation and the Coffin Temple."

All eyes were on those bugs.

Even standing so close, Brother Xiao, who claims to have good eyesight, couldn't clearly see what the five scorpions were gathering around, so he couldn't help standing closer, and then closer to look.

It was only after three steps away from the shoes that he could see clearly that there was a... a...

Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly took a few steps back, and said with a green face, "Maggot?"

Shan Yin's face also turned green, "Don't talk nonsense, benefactor, how could it be a maggot?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Could it be a silkworm baby that was just born? Isn't the little silkworm baby black?"

Shanyin folded his palms together and said with a smile: "Shanzai, this is clearly the treasure of our temple, Napang Moth."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dumbly: "A larva?"

Elder Hua folded his arms and sneered, "Never mind the plague moth, the little monk is very poisonous, and wants to use insects to poison my entire teaching, but unfortunately, you are just playing tricks."

Shanyin's smile couldn't hold back, "Elder Hua is serious, but he just wants to compete with the masters of your teaching."

Guardian Zuo said: "Hehehe, my master teacher is here now, so I'll let him compare with you."

Elder Hua caught a glimpse of Protector Zuo's expression, and smiled knowingly, "Yes, in the face of such a formidable enemy, I must act cautiously and send someone with a higher rank, so it is not good to neglect your monastery."

Shanyin: "You..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao also sensed that something was wrong, remembering what Elder Hua said in the dining room, her scalp became numb, and she took two steps back: "It's not what I thought..."

Elder Hua grabbed his hand, "It's exactly what the teacher's wife thinks!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke down and said: "You really want me to eat that maggot!! People will die!!!"

Elder Hua: "..."

Shanyin's face changed greatly, "It's too much to deceive! No matter how powerful the madam is, it's not easy to lie like this, can you digest the Napang moth!"

Elder Hua: "..."

Everyone: "..."