Our leader is overdone

The reason why Xiang Xiaoxiao is willing to learn again is not only that Ruan Xianlai knows many poses, but also the thirty poses, is there any thirty poses!These are just the thirty postures mentioned in "Dong Xuanzi"!still got more!

Moreover, Xiang Xiaoxiao could also tell that Ruan Xianlai was not only good at posture, he was an expert in medicine and poison, even if the leader didn't use it...he would be cured by Ruan Xianlai's medicine...

Happy to learn poses!In the next life, I will be a Demon Sect member!

Ruan Xianlai didn't know if he had noticed that Xiang Xiaoxiao's desire to learn suddenly increased, and he was still talking with his chin on his hands, "I think the madam and the leader are both in good spirits and full of kidney energy. It shouldn't be difficult to learn. Since the subordinates want to teach , when the wife consummates the house, this dead man will return from the dead, and his life will be prolonged."

Xiang Xiaoxiao flickered, "You said the leader is also full of kidney qi? Then why didn't he lift it?"

Ruan Xianlai was puzzled and said: "My subordinates are also puzzled. I have observed the words and expressions, and the five kinds of unmasculine diseases, heaven, leakage, bullying, cowardice, and change, the leader should suffer from none of them. How can there be rumors about not doing it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt a "thump" in his heart.

Damn it, it's not good.Obviously full of kidney qi, but still risking the pain of being despised by others, saying that he is not a man, the leader's move is either because his brain has been rotted, or because he has something to do when he gets married and cannot consummate the house.

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked urgently: "Do you know if the sect master is practicing some kind of kung fu and cannot have intercourse?"

Ruan Xianlai said quietly: "People who are not allowed to practice sexual intercourse are not good kung fu, how could the teacher practice inferior kung fu."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Hey, according to what you said, the Sunflower Collection and the like are all low-level skills!

Ruan Xianlai: "The leader obviously asked my master for books, I think he just wanted to surprise his wife."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "==!" What a pleasant surprise... Could it be that a big thud suddenly came out from her lower body during the bridal chamber! , with a cool smile and said: "Madam, please look, I lied to you, my dong! It's intact~"

It's disgusting just thinking about it...

What's even more disgusting is that it unexpectedly fits the usual image of the leader...

Anyway, Xiang Xiaoxiao prefers what the leader has to do that day.

For example... Like taking advantage of this time when everyone thought he would be frowning in the bridal chamber and being watched with contempt by Xiang Xiaoxiao, to kill people who intend to plot against him in one fell swoop?

Generally speaking, the bridal chamber night is indeed a good time to do great things. If the groom succeeds, the happiness will be eclipsed, and if the villain succeeds, the groom will fall from heaven to hell.

Edogawa Xiaoxiao thought about it for a long time, and felt that it would be useless even if he guessed it. He has no skills at all...

——No, wait a minute.

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly thought of Xiang Wangba.

That's right, Xiang Wangba and Zuo Hufa don't see each other, and they also look down on the leader's appearance. He is still a divine beast that was there when the faction was opened. It is a neutral character and only faces the Demon Cult.

But now Xiang Wangba is Xiang Xiaoxiao's mount, although Xiang Xiaoxiao doesn't necessarily kill whoever he wants to kill, but it is bound to be colored by one side because of Xiang Xiaoxiao's standing in line.

Xiang Xiaoxiao's heart was beating wildly, it was terrible, brother Xiao had to think carefully about which side to accept - of course, brother Xiao waited for half a month with ambition and no one came to win him over, so he had to steam the ambition that had just grown Eat it yourself, that's another story, don't mention it now.

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, "Well, little brother Ruan, you can help me write down all the taboos related to sex, okay?"

Ruan Xianlai: "Madam, what do you want this for?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said solemnly: "I'll learn the taboo first, so I won't make mistakes and hurt my body in the future."

"Children can be taught." Ruan Xianlai read a sentence, and immediately touched the pen and paper, "I will write it for you."

"Thank you very much." Xiang Xiaoxiao watched him write down each item, laughing wildly in his heart.

Xiang Xiaoxiao just sat outside, listening to Ruan Xian's lecture for a long time, until it was time for dinner, the two said goodbye politely, and went to eat separately.

Although Ruan Xianlai is Elder Liu's direct disciple and has high abilities, but after all, his current position is not enough to eat with the leader's table, so Xiang Xiaoxiao rode Xiang Wangba alone to catch dinner.

On the way, Xiang Xiaoxiao said leisurely, "Ah, it's so beautiful. If the teacher taught me this when I was in school, I wouldn't fail the class. If it wasn't for my bad calligraphy, I wish I could take notes by myself." " Xiang Wangba didn't know if he understood or not, he probed his head.

Xiang Xiaoxiao touched the pamphlet in his bosom, "I really didn't expect that Ruan Xian came to write me so many taboos, you see, it's not just thunder and rain that just finished exercising and can't have intercourse, just eat and drink enough I can’t—I thought it was right to be full, warm, and lustful—it’s not okay to have a wet head and body just after taking a shower, or you will have less semen, less semen, and less urination... Hahaha, this is awesome, three The person who is taboo, even marked the source for me - "Healing Heart Prescription"? It seems very powerful, this drunk, full, happy, angry, worried, sad, fear, can not be mated... Bah, Have sex together, otherwise you will not only get sick, but also give birth to a son who will surely have a short life... Hahahaha."

Xiang Wangba turned his head half understanding.

Xiang Xiaoxiao coughed, "This "Healing Heart Prescription" is so awesome, it was written to torture couples, it also wrote nine calamities, noon, midnight, solar eclipse, thunder and lightning, lunar eclipse, neon, The solstice of winter and summer, strings of hope, and fullness of drunkenness cannot have intercourse, otherwise it will be unlucky to have a son. Avoid the nine disasters, avoid the seven injuries, and avoid the three taboos of heaven, earth and human beings... Some people suffer from this set, you see how I fix it Your leader, damn it, dare to lie to me that he won't lift it, this time even if you lift it, I won't let you lift it."

Xiang Wangba: (⊙_⊙)

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What are you looking at! You are not allowed to find my mother Wang Ba, you! Don't have sex!"

Xiang Wangba: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao almost jumped into the room to serve the table, and as soon as he was seated, the leader asked him with a foolish smile, "Did Xiao Xiao encounter any happy things today?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "No."

The leader: "Then what are you doing bouncing and bouncing?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said casually, "I've been studying Rabbit Boxing recently."

Hierarch: "..."

Elder Hua said coldly, "It must be Master Rabbit's fist."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao deliberately looked around, "Ah, where's Guardian Zuo?"

Elder Hua: "Guardian Zuo won't come to eat, why, do you miss him?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao faked a smile and said, "I miss Elder Hua more, anyway, it hurts a lot for you two to beat me up."

Elder Hua: "..."

Leader: "I heard that you went to class today, who taught you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said: "Elder Liu's disciple."

The leader was taken aback for a moment, then nervously said: "Which one? What's the last name?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "The surname is Ruan Wa."

The leader immediately turned pale with fright, "Why is it Xiao Ruan?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hehehe, Xiao Ruan is a very nice person. He taught me a lot of things (zi) and things (shi), such as the manifestations of the five male defects."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "One of the manifestations is talking too much and being silly."

Hierarch: "..."

Elder Hua said abruptly, "Then you're only going to be silly and not a boy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The leader hurriedly lowered his head to hide his smile.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was choked up by Elder Hua, thought for a while before saying: "I'll go back and ask Xiao Ruan if there is anything wrong with women, but I don't think there is, probably only shrews, shrews and the like, and there is no cure. .”

Elder Hua: "..."

The leader comforted: "Elder Hua, in fact, you are not fierce sometimes."

Elder Hua: "...==Thank you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Speaking of which, where did Protector Zuo go?"

Elder Hua wanted to say "You miss him" again, but Xiang Xiaoxiao cut him off, "Yes, I miss him."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's really a day, like three autumns! Please, Elder Hua, tell me where Guardian Zuo went."

Elder Hua: "..."

……

"Here it is."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

……

T^T Zuo Guardian, you are so elusive!of!No!good!

Elder Hua said slowly, "I want to tell you that Guardian Zuo is behind you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned her head stiffly, and Zuo Hufa stood behind him with her hands behind her back, looking down at him.

Guardian Zuo said indifferently: "I went to Elder Liu's place, but I came a bit late, why, you miss me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dully: "You heard wrong..."

Guardian Zuo: "Elder Hua, did I hear wrong?"

Elder Hua gloated and said: "No, absolutely not. Madam said that I won't see you in a day, like three autumns." This is the first time Elder Hua called Xiang Xiaoxiao Madam...

Xiang Xiaoxiao almost cried bitterly, "Misunderstanding... I was looking forward to Zuo Hufa to check my homework." Zuo Hufa's face turned cold, "Oh, it seems that you are studying well."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... so-so." The leader suddenly said suspiciously: "But Xiao Ruan is the one who will teach you in the afternoon. Isn't he a researcher in the art of the room? How do you check this?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The leader suddenly came to his senses, waved his hands again and again and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm really just asking, um... um..." He was in a hurry, looked at Guardian Zuo, as if for proof, and said: "...how old is my junior brother? Still young!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Master, you have a good knife!