Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao laughed until his stomach ached, and said with a serious face: "It's so embarrassing, Zuo Hufa might as well sit down, it's true that I'm taller than me when I'm always standing, but aren't you tired?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao really interpreted the phrase "Don't hit the house for three days". The left protector showed a tyrannical face, and was seen by the leader, who hurriedly got up and pushed him to sit down, "Master, junior brother, don't hit anyone at the dinner table. .”

Zuo Hufa raised his hand in the face of the leader and punched him.

"..." The leader covered his face with an "Aww", "It's too heavy! It's too heavy! My nose is going to fall off!" He looked at a loss, covered his face with his hands, hesitated, and ran outside.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "What's wrong, madam?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...It's amazing, the master of a sect burst into tears after being punched by his junior brother."

Elder Hua smiled and said: "Crying may not be necessary, but it is indeed 'running', so from now on, you should respect Guardian Zuo a little bit, and don't think that you can do whatever you want just by marrying the leader."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Speaking of this...

Zuo Hufa punched the leader away, but his eyes fell on him...

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a guilty conscience, "What advice does Guardian Zuo have?"

Zuo Hufa said coldly: "I don't dare to advise, I just want to beat you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

Guardian Zuo: "How many times do I need to tell you, what kind of place is this place, and who here looks like a gentleman?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes wandered, "That, that, the right protector looks quite good, with a righteous face."

Protector You, who hadn't had a sense of existence for a long time, was taken aback, twisted his beard, and showed a wretched smile, "Madam, are you talking about me?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

At this moment, Elder Liu floated in from the outside, "Guardian Zuo, don't wait for the old man, he's walking so fast, I can't keep up."

Guardian Zuo ignored him.

Elder Liu continued: "I met the leader on the road just now, why is his face crooked?"

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Liu: "What a delay in eating, and I have to straighten my face."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "Did you knock the person's face crooked? The nose crooked? Cheek fracture?"

Zuo Hufa: "Then do you think the nose is crooked or the cheek is broken?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I don't want to go anywhere."

Guardian Zuo: "Then shut up."

Elder Hua: "Xiao Liu, how is Guardian Zuo recovering?"

Elder Liu immediately put on a dog-legged face, "Returning to what Eldest Sister said, it's okay, the medicine is not effective, like just now, Zuo Hufa can easily beat people five feet away!"

"..." Elder Hua: "How long will it take to fully recover?"

Elder Liu's face darkened suddenly, "This..."

Elder Hua snorted coldly.

Elder Liu sweated profusely, "I must step up alchemy!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but said: "I don't know how serious Zuo Hufa's injury is, but taking elixir sounds a little scary, won't it be poisoned?" I heard that this ancient alchemy added lead and mercury. Too many will kill people.

When Xiang Xiaoxiao said this, everyone laughed...

Xiang Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, and his face also turned red. He didn't think for a moment that Zuo Hufa was a master at playing poison, even if it was really poisonous, he wouldn't be poisoned to death.

Elder Liu was a little angry, "How can madam say that? Alchemy is not poison, how can it poison people to death."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... Xiao Ruan said that he was looking for the man Ju Yang to refine the pill, isn't he the one who tried the medicine to death..."

Elder Liu: "..."

He froze for a moment, then blew his beard and stared, "That doesn't count! That doesn't count!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua supported his forehead and said: "Xiao Liu, you should put all your energy on the serious business, and strive to be a crime and perform meritorious deeds, otherwise you will delay Zuo Dharma. You know the consequences yourself. For the time being, don't keep thinking about practicing medicine with strange effects. .”

Elder Liu should be wronged.

Although Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't know the severity of Zuo Guardian's injuries, and he was able to move freely, but judging from their appearance, it seemed that they had a great influence on Zuo Guardian. .

As a result, Zuo Hufa squinted at him, and the feeling of "this stupid dog" appeared in his eyes...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." It's definitely not that he's overthinking it...

The corner of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, and said: "It's okay, as long as people are alive."

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "I'm not hurt that badly."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hehe, really, but seeing you urging Elder Liu like he's about to die."

Elder Hua said meaningfully: "You don't understand."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You understand?"

Elder Hua said indifferently: "You don't understand anything."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua asked again, "What do you know?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao subconsciously continued, "I understand love."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "What is love?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a deep face: "Love is a ray of light, so beautiful, it guides us..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "It's kind of weird."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua smiled disdainfully: "You are young, you know what love is."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You understand?"

Elder Hua sincerely said to Guardian Zuo: "Guard Zuo, beating is kissing, scolding is love!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "It seems that you are usually very close to each other, our holy religion wants to be like this, you are as close as a family." She scratched Xiang Xiaoxiao as she said that...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!"

Damn!Bitch!The bitch!

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at her painfully, "..."

Elder Hua touched his face, "I'm expressing my love."

Xiang Xiao groaned for a long time, and said: "I think it's enough to accept the love of Zuo Hufa alone. Your love is so heavy, I can't bear it..."

Guardian Zuo didn't turn his head away, "Hmph."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Damn it, Aojiao, do you really think that your love gave Brother Xiao hope in life? You are shaking S, not everyone is shaking M!You're a dwarf not everyone is a dwarf!

Xiang Xiaoxiao slandered, but also said: "I have said so, next time Elder Hua beats me again, I will not give you face."

Just as Guardian Zuo was about to say something, Elder Hua raised his brows upside down, "It's against you!"

"Crack!" Xiang Xiaoxiao slapped her under the table.

With another "bang!", Elder Hua was thumped to the wall by Zuo Hufa.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He laughed while hurting, crawled out and grinned.

Elder Hua smashed the wall into a human shape, and started to vomit blood as soon as he opened his mouth, and more than one mouthful, wah wah, he vomited blood all over before stopping, Xiang Xiaoxiao was terrified to see it.

What's even more frightening is that no one was surprised by this. They should eat and drink, and someone said: "As expected of Elder Hua, he vomits nearly twice as much blood as the Tu Banner master."

"Maybe Zuo Hufa is showing mercy."

"Is this true..."

"Just kidding! Hahahahahahaha"

"Hahahahaha"

"That's right, how could Guardian Zuo be lenient, hahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Brother Xiao stared blankly at those people talking and laughing.

This, is this called Shengjiao Sanatorium for Mental Illness...?

Just how cruel is Zuo Hufa!

Elder Hua fell off the wall, knelt down on the ground, heaved on the ground, somewhat aggrieved Youyou raised his head, not as ostentatious as before, "... this subordinate knows his mistake..."

Zuo Hufa's loli face was shining with a cold light, "Elder Hua has always been smart, but recently he is too smart, which makes me a little unhappy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: ... Is this jealousy or something?If you are a little smarter, you will be beaten...

What Brother Xiao completely forgot was that Elder Hua beat her up by himself.

Elder Hua gave Xiang Xiaoxiao a resentful look, but now she, who was always sharp-toothed, didn't refute a word, but said obediently: "This subordinate is willing to be punished."

The left protector clasped his ten fingers, moved gently, and glanced at Elder Hua, "Remember next time, before I open my mouth, I mustn't make a decision."

Without further ado, Elder Hua kowtowed, "My subordinates kowtow to protect Dharma Zuo for his great kindness."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, "...it's not like thanking you."

Elder Hua said coldly: "Guardian Zuo can remind me, so naturally I should be grateful to Dade."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

This was the first time that Xiang Xiaoxiao felt the performance of the group of people from the Demon Cult being abused into M... It was amazing.

Zuo Hufa said abruptly: "What are you watching me do?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, "...you are a bit handsome."

"Sycophant!" Zuo Hufa gave him a sideways look.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Actually, what he said is true, Zuo Hufa's tender face is tender, don't have too strong aura, it's so cool!

But I like to look shy, although it is not obvious, but it is obviously awkward and shy——

"Fool, why are you in a daze, get out of the way and don't be an eyesore." Zuo Hufa said coldly.

"..." Forget it, if he didn't analyze it, he's ashamed...

Zuo Hufa said again: "There is also Ruan Xian who is coming to teach you. After you ask him, you have to recite the key points of what he taught, word by word!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't have the time to analyze whether he was shy or arrogant, and howled: "No! It's not about taking a test of merit and fame, but also reciting it! Is it really okay to memorize this kind of thing that teaches how to go to bed? No problem !"

Guardian Zuo: "No problem."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "TT, don't be so calm, okay... We are not from the Jianghu, is it really good to take the exam like this..."

Guardian Zuo thought for a while, "You want to listen to the truth?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dully: "Let me understand."

Guardian Zuo calmly said, "It's just that you suddenly don't like it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Only now did Elder Hua regain his breath, slowly got up from the ground, covered in blood, like a walking corpse, walked slowly to his seat and sat down.

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned her head towards her stiffly, her eyes wandering, "Elder Hua, don't you go change and wash it first... It's a bit scary now..."

Elder Hua wiped the blood from his mouth, "Trouble, eat before going."

As he spoke, he grabbed a steamed bun and ate a big mouthful of the blood that was not wiped off the corner of his mouth...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

on purpose……

Xiang Xiaoxiao's face was pale, looking at Elder Hua's face, and then thinking about Guardian Zuo's instructions, he lost his appetite for food at all...