Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao originally thought that Ruan Xianlai was the only one who would give him lessons, but he didn't want Guardian Zuo to tell him that the lessons to be taught were not limited to Ruan Xianlai. A daughter-in-law like him with an "I'm an alien" atmosphere should at least be polite. Must know?

Xiang Xiaoxiao was silent for a while, "Does the leader have parents?"

Guardian Zuo: "Nothing."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Where is Master?"

Left Protector: "It's passed away."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said happily: "Then when I get married to the leader, I will be the head of the house, and I will set the rules."

Guardian Zuo remained calm, "What rules do you want to make?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "First of all, everyone sees that I want to throw myself on the ground, kneel three times and knock nine times..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Long live madam, forever and ever..."

Guardian Zuo: "...do you want to usurp the throne?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Just kidding, I reckon it's just to let Elder Hua and the like see me respectfully."

Guardian Zuo: "Does that include me too?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's—" He almost blurted out "Of course", but fortunately he closed his mouth in time, and changed his words: "That's impossible, Guardian Zuo is so kind to me, how dare I."

"Hmph," Zuo Hufa obviously saw through his flattery, "it's time to learn some rules."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!"

Also talking about the rules, Xiang Xiaoxiao saw that the most unruly one was Zuo Hufa, who beat people up and down in the dining room at every turn!What do you do to people who are still eating?

The first teacher was Ruan Xianlai, and the second teacher, Xiang Xiaoxiao, was unknown to him. He was much older than Ruan Xianlai and had a white beard. He sat down in front of Xiang Xiaoxiao and said, "My surname is Chang, Elder Chang, call me Lao." Often is fine."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Old Chang, my surname is Xiang, you can just call me Xiaoxiang."

Elder Chang slapped the table, "Sure enough, there are no rules! If you want you to call me Lao Chang, you can call me, and if you want me to call you Xiao Xiang!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was almost scared to the ground, "Elder Chang——Grandpa Chang! I dare not!"

Elder Chang supported him, pushed him back on the table, frowned and said, "I'm a subordinate, how can you call me Old Chang, you can just call me Xiao Chang."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said dully: "Then Elder Hua, isn't Xiao Hua..."

Boss Chang Chang said with a straight face: "If you want to call it that, how can Elder Hua not answer?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Chang twirled his beard, "I was entrusted by the leader to explain the rules to you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Oh... For example, do you have to salute when you meet someone?"

Elder Chang said unhappily: "Except for the leader, who dares to ask you to salute?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said hesitantly: "Then what rules do you teach—"

Elder Chang snorted: "Elder Hua asked me to teach you the rules, I don't think any of them are applicable, men and women are different, how can I teach you as a woman."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's the reason!"

Elder Chang shook his head and said: "According to my usual... No, Xiaochang thinks that you are the second leader. I come here to teach the rules, but they should be obeyed by the subordinates. Please make a note. If someone commits a crime, don’t be polite, beat him to death with one palm and count as the leader.”

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dryly: "...I don't know martial arts, so I probably can't beat him to death."

Elder Chang: "It's not a problem if you don't know martial arts, just use a knife to chop."

...Don't be so violent!

Xiang Xiaoxiao shied away and said, "People in our teaching can jump several feet high, how can I cut it down?"

Boss Chang Chang said with a straight face: "If you dare to jump when you are being punished by your wife, you have to break your leg first and torture before killing. This is also the rule."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded. Although he knew it long ago, this was the first time someone told him that he actually belonged to the ruling class in the Demon Cult...

Elder Chang: "Besides, martial arts are all practiced. My wife is in the holy religion, and she is with the leader day and night. I can learn the supreme mind of the holy religion. It doesn't matter if I learn it well or not. It's good and you don't need to do it yourself, learning well is just icing on the cake. I've heard that my wife is immune to a hundred poisons. Although this is good, it can't practice the teacher's palm of a hundred poisons. It might as well let Elder Liu choose some suitable poison pills to put on his body, and feed them to disobedient people."

Xiang Xiaoxiao swallowed dryly, "That's unnecessary, I don't have that hobby."

Elder Chang took it for granted, "It's all up to you, anyway, the leader is intimidating."

Xiang Xiaoxiao plucked up her courage and said, "So... After getting married, apart from the leader, have I really messed around casually?"

Elder Chang: "Of course."

Xiang Xiaoxiao lowered his head and wondered if Elder Chang had some mental problems like Elder Zhang and the others... The Left Protector, Elder Hua and the Right Protector were obviously very powerful characters, and they seemed to be the same in the teaching. Look, there is no deterrent effect.

But if Elder Chang has a problem with his mind, why would he let him teach.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was puzzled.

But even if Elder Chang has a problem with his mind, Brother Xiao feels very satisfied and satisfied when he speaks these words...

Elder Chang: "The wedding is approaching, Madam, have you thought about how many children you will have?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...That said, this brain is not normal!How many children!

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a dull face: "I don't know how to have children."

Elder Chang: "... Madam is sick?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "If you're not sick, you won't be born!"

Elder Chang: "It seems that you are really sick, how can you think that I will let you, a big man, have children!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...I'm sorry, but he thought it wrong!It's because he's read too many birth stories!

Elder Chang: "Subordinates refer to adoption, adoption!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a dry smile: "Ahahahaha, I know, I know, adoption, right... hug it."

Elder Chang: "How does this subordinate know? Let Elder Hua take someone down the mountain to hug him."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Snatch the baby? Wouldn't that be a little bad..."

Elder Chang stroked his beard, "It's always been like this in the past, what does Madam think?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "If you snatch a baby, no one will take care of it. Why don't you find some three or five-year-old orphans..."

"It's what Madam says," Elder Chang agreed without saying a word, "I'll let Elder Hua take care of this matter. Since Madam is a man and cannot stay for my holy church, these orphans must carefully find some Those with excellent roots are good at inheriting the mantle of the leader."

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't care about adopting or not, but felt that this Elder Chang, who looked like a normal person compared to others, surprised him a little, "Elder Chang, Elder Liu, Elder Hua, and the others all talked about giving birth to a son pill before. Why don't you have an idea?"

Elder Chang asked back: "Madam, do you have an idea?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao shook his head violently.

Elder Chang said bluntly: "The subordinates have no idea either. Old Liu is just tossing around. Although the medicinal properties he cultivated are miraculous, none of them are the effects he originally designed. They are crooked. He practiced the Pill of Birth, I'm afraid the leader even has a grandson."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Chang said again: "Furthermore, Elder Hua has lost his temper a bit, but Madam just needs to be tougher and suppress her."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was speechless, "You put it so simply, I'm not as tall as her chin, how can I overwhelm her?"

Elder Chang: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hey, it's not like you don't know that Elder Hua...she hit me several times when I came."

"It's so cowardly," Elder Chang said displeased, "I've been indifferent to things for a few years, although now... the situation is a little delicate, it's not up to Guardian Zuo to bully his subordinates and commit crimes, madam, the subordinates have their own way of dealing with it." The law will pass on to you."

Judging by the behavior of this elder Chang, his way of dealing with it should be very simple and rude.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said hesitantly: "Don't do it, Guardian Zuo has already warned him."

Elder Chang was stunned for a moment, and said: "That's to prevent her from provoking again. I have a green-headed Gu here, let it recognize his wife as the master, and take it with him. Just beat and scold Elder Hua."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...there is no need to beat and scold."

He imagined that he was beating and scolding a woman, and he always felt that he was not very human...

Of course, Elder Hua is not a human being when he beats and scolds him, so this Gu is still necessary. If Elder Hua dares to provoke again, he can be taught a little lesson.

……

This Elder Chang can be regarded as the most pleasant person Xiang Xiaoxiao has met since he came to the Devil's Cult. The main reason is that he has no eccentricities. Creepy.

Elder Chang acted neatly, and after explaining a lot of religious rules to Xiang Xiaoxiao, he concluded to Xiang Xiaoxiao that no one could offend him except the leader.

Even if it's a fake Xiang Xiaoxiao, he'd be happy to hear that, not to mention that with Qingtou, no one can offend him except the leader... and Guardian Zuo.

The blue-headed Gu passed by Elder Chang to Xiang Xiaoxiao was actually a small fly, after drinking Xiang Xiaoxiao's blood to recognize its owner, it hovered around for a few weeks, and settled in Xiang Xiaoxiao's hair, it was neither painful nor itchy, and felt nothing.

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to ask him how to drive this worm, but Elder Chang said that there is no need to drive it, this worm can read its words and colors by itself, so Xiang Xiaoxiao gave up, and was curious in his heart, how does a bug know how to watch its words and colors.

Due to Elder Chang's determination, it only took half the time Ruan Xian came to finish the class and leave.

Not long after he left, Guardian Zuo also came back.

Looking at his head for half a second after entering, he said calmly, "Elder Chang gave you the bug?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao patted her head, "Hey, did you see it?"

Guardian Zuo snorted, "I asked Elder Chang to come out to teach you just because of this bug, so that you can defend yourself, otherwise, with Elder Chang's seniority, you don't need to care about these things when you live in the back mountain for retirement. But he is the only one who raised the green-headed Gu of Little Overlord in the Gu, and it was raised with a secret method, and he has never recognized the owner."

It turned out to be running for other people's bugs!

Still some kind of bully, Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a complicated expression and gratitude: "Thank you so much, little bully..."

Guardian Zuo: "'Little Overlord' is on your head, don't call it at me."

Xiao Xiao hurriedly explained: "No, I just remembered that my previous learning machine was also from Xiaobawang..." Although they were all used to beat Super Mario.

Guardian Zuo: "Learning chicken? What kind of chicken? A chicken that crows during your class?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...No, it's the rooster that crows when I'm out of school, so I like it very much."

Guardian Zuo: "Oh, you have studied, you should sleep all day long."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!!"

Although it is so!But how do you know Zuofu!Brother Xiao goes from the dormitory to the classroom every day, sleeps in another place, and eats when he wakes up!

Zuo Hufa: "You can tell by your ignorant appearance."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

So that's the case, is his ignorance written all over his face...

Xiang Xiaoxiao said seriously: "By the way, I want to ask you, does your brother have the same face-blindness problem as you? He just can't recognize other people's faces."

Guardian Zuo said angrily: "Who said I can't recognize other people's faces!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said speechlessly: "I saw it myself. On the first day I came here, you just let others call you Ruan Xianlai."

Guardian Zuo: "No!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Don't talk nonsense, or I will kill you with one palm."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...then you just tell me if the leader has this problem, is it over?"

Zuo Hufa squinted at him, "So what, so what if you don't, if you can always recognize you, it will be fine."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Fuck, Elder Chang told me about adopting two children today. I thought it would be fine if the leader was also face-blind. If we don't adopt too many, we will develop family planning in advance and only raise one cub. It will be easy to raise and save the leader's attention." And you... Bah, to save the leader from admitting the wrong person, how sad it is for a child to be mistaken."

Guardian Zuo said angrily: "No, we have to raise two!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "I'll go and tell Elder Hua to let her catch a few pairs of twins to choose."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "What are you looking at, aren't you convinced?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyelids, "It's weird, I raised cubs with the leader, and I didn't ask you to express your opinion. Protector Zuo, face blindness is not a serious problem, but it's not too bad to vent your anger on other people's families, right? The leader can't tell the difference between his eldest son and his second son."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I think it's my freedom to raise a few. When I'm happy, I'll raise seven."

Guardian Zuo: "...Why seven?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "There is a song that sings well. Gourd baby, gourd baby, there are seven flowers on a vine, and seven of them are raised. The names are all ready-made. The big baby, the second baby, the third baby, and the seventh baby can be fine if they are monotonous." Singular surname Xiang and double surname Zhao, such as Xiang Dawa and Zhao Erwa."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "If you raise one, you can't have my surname. I've always wanted to name my son Handsome Guy, but if he takes my surname, then he will be Xiang (Xiang) Handsome Guy..."

Left Protector: "...==!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...But calling Zhao handsome is a bit like looking for a handsome guy. Doesn't this indicate that he will change his sleeves in the future?"

"... Enough!" Zuo Hufa glared at him bitterly, "I will never let your plot succeed!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

After speaking, Guardian Zuo slammed the door and left, probably to discuss with Elder Hua.

Xiang Xiaoxiao wondered, "So what kind of business is he meddling in?"