Our leader is overdone

Elder Hua politely knocked on the door outside, tapped three times, and then said softly, "Guardian Zuo, are you there?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought that she was much gentler after being taught a lesson, and said cheerfully: "Guardian Zuo is not here, only I am." He wanted to get up and open the door for Elder Hua.

"Crack!" Elder Hua kicked the door open.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao took a step back in fright, "Uh... Zuo Protector is not here."

"I'm looking for you." Elder Hua gave him a sideways look, and then he found a place to sit down by himself.

"..." Come to me and ask if Protector Zuo is there?Xiang Xiaoxiao was silent for a moment, "Retaliation is not good..."

Elder Hua laughed so hard that Huazhi trembled, "Don't worry, how dare I violate Zuo Guardian's order in private."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hehehehe..."

Elder Hua: "Don't worry, I'm not here to trouble you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Then what are you doing here?"

Elder Hua: "I just received a message from Zuo Guardian, asking me to find twins. Did you suggest it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "How could it be me? I told him to raise one, one! Wasn't I asking him if the leader has face blindness like him? If so, we will only raise one, so as not to admit mistakes. Who knows what kind of G-spot he was poked for inexplicably, insisting that he wants you to find twins..."

"It's no wonder..." Elder Hua glared at him, "It's still your fault! He doesn't like people saying that he can't recognize people. You are not too light. I don't know how many people have been punished by him for telling the truth. tortured to death."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Guardian Zuo, what do you think you are...

Elder Hua: "It's causing things to fall on me. I'm nervously preparing for the wedding. Do you think it's easy? The wedding is approaching, and if I want to go out to find a doll, I must be of the highest quality—" —Generally it doesn’t work—there are more than one pair of twins for you to choose. Where can I find so many twins with good bones? You also said that you can’t go to someone’s house to snatch them. If they are orphans, I’m sorry Where can I find it, where can I find it!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was stunned by her, and asked weakly: "Then what are you going to do..."

Elder Hua said impatiently: "We have to leave the wedding to Yuehua. I will go down the mountain tomorrow, and the conditions will be relaxed. Brothers who look like me will also become. In short, if you find me, you will come back. If you can't find me, you will commit suicide outside and apologize." .”

Feeling pity suddenly, Xiang Xiaoxiao comforted him: "Your boss is amazing."

Elder Hua: "You too."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "So... before you leave, can you tell me what the name of Guardian Zuo is? He just refused to tell me, and no one except you dare to tell me. If you don't tell me, next time Goodbye should be when we got married..."

"Oh, he won't tell you?" Elder Hua smiled strangely, "You really want to know?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sincerely: "Yes, is his name ugly or funny, that's why he refuses to tell me?"

"It's really funny," Elder Hua said mysteriously, "For the sake of my life and death being unknown, let me tell you, he really refused to tell you his name because he was afraid that you would laugh at him."

"What is it?!" Xiang Xiaoxiao guessed, "Could it be called Laifu?"

Elder Hua sneered imperceptibly, "Come here with your ears." Xiang Xiaoxiao stretched his head over.

Elder Hua said in a low voice, "Firstly, the leader doted on Guardian Zuo, and named him Dao Da, which means 'Xiao Guaiguai'. After the first leader passed away, he disliked being called Xiaoguai, because it would embarrass him."

"Little darling?!" Xiang Xiaoxiao almost laughed out loud, "Fuck, your former leader is too humorous! Little darling! What about your name?"

Elder Hua: "It's a shame to have a big name too. His surname is Xin, the hard-working Xin, and his single name is Gan."

"Xin... Gan..." Xiang Xiaoxiao read it slowly, and then rolled with laughter, "My sweetheart? My sweetheart?! Hahahahahaha, no wonder he refused to tell me, I died from laughing!"

Elder Hua said solemnly: "The relationship between us is finally getting better. Don't betray me and say that I told you, and don't bark, otherwise Protector Zuo will become angry from embarrassment. What should we do?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was about to burst into tears from laughter, thinking that it is one thing for you to be unlucky now, but it is another thing for you to bully me before, I must call him Guardian Zuo that way.

Elder Hua also looked at him and smiled with ulterior motives. The two looked at each other and laughed kindly together.

Elder Hua laughed enough, and said: "Okay, Yue Hua is a bit careless, if I fail to come back from the wedding, you have to take care of it if something goes wrong, a big man won't be so small-minded, right?" ?”

Xiang Xiaoxiao was puzzled, "Since she was careless, why didn't she find someone else?"

Elder Hua, "Hehe, I did it on purpose."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "Because it seems that you still don't like it, so I'm leaving."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was so angry that he didn't have the guts to do anything to Elder Hua, so he could only slap the table resentfully.

Elder Hua fell down in response.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?"

...Why did he practice the kung fu of "pointing to the west and hitting the east"?

Or did Elder Hua commit an internal injury?Auntie is here?Anemia dizzy?

Xiang Xiaoxiao went forward to turn her over, and found that Elder Hua's eyes were still open, he was conscious, but he couldn't move at all.

"Elder Hua, what's wrong with you?"

"00!" Elder Hua stared at him fiercely, with extremely complicated emotions in his beautiful eyes, ranging from surprise to anger, and most of them were "X your eighteenth generation of ancestors" and the like.

Then Xiang Xiaoxiao saw a small fly coming out of Elder Hua's ear.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in amazement: "Isn't this my bug——"

Elder Hua: "(⊙^⊙)!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...I didn't let it come out!"

Elder Hua: "(⊙dish⊙)!!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn... you really know how to read words and expressions." He stretched out his hand to put the bluehead fly back into his hair, and poked Elder Hua's chest with a smile.

Elder Hua: "..."

"Sorry for making a mistake, I forgot that you are a woman for a while." Xiang Xiaoxiao apologized without sincerity, and then dragged Elder Hua's leg out, "I'm sorry...you are in the way in the room, I still want to Let's rest..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Elder Hua looked slender, but she weighed a lot. Xiang Xiaoxiao suspected that it was because the flesh on her body was very strong, maybe it was all muscles. He dragged Elder Hua to the flower bed outside with a little effort, and put her hands together. Interlocked on the abdomen, "You sleep here, I don't know when you will be numb, you are the first victim of my worm's mouthparts, take care! I will come to you if you are still at night. You added clothes!"

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rubbed her head happily when she returned to her room, "You said it would be nice to have you, it's so easy to use, I don't see who dares to provoke Zuo Hufa directly in front of us later—oh no, it's 'Little Obediently, if he dares to get angry, give him a general anesthesia."

I don’t know if the blue-headed fly heard his words, anyway, Xiang Xiaoxiao tacitly understood it, and his heart was very excited. It’s really a historic moment. He’s going to take the initiative to provoke Guardian Zuo to keep you from telling Brother Xiao’s real name for so long. Xiang Wangba is also called Xiang Xiaoxi.

Xiang Xiaoxiao waited and waited for a long time until Zuo Hufa came back. As soon as Zuo Hufa opened the door, he greeted him graciously, "I'm back."

Guardian Zuo was stunned for a moment, and then said expressionlessly: "Elder Hua outside, I won't help you solve it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Ahahaha, where is this?"

Guardian Zuo: "Hmph, I've made up my mind about the child."

Xiang Xiaoxiao waved his hands again and again, "It's not what you said."

Guardian Zuo: "Then what trouble did you cause!"

"I provoked..." Xiang Xiaoxiao paused as soon as he opened his mouth, he caused P's trouble, but he got involved in it, he laughed twice, "I didn't cause any trouble, little boy .”

Left Protector: "..."

Did you see Guardian Zuo's expression?Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Xiang Xiaoxiao triumphantly took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "Why do you always suspect that I caused trouble? What kind of trouble can I cause here, the most is Elder Ma Yi Ma Hua, Xiao guai, guai you say so."

Left Protector: "..."

The left protector was stiff, and he twisted his neck, "You called me... what..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a deep face: "If you don't like Xiaoguaiguai, what about Xin Gan?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Xin Gan, what do you think?"

Zuo Hufa grabbed his hand and shook it, Xiang Xiaoxiao flew onto the bed, and then Zuo Hufa also jumped onto the bed, held Xiang Xiaoxiao who was about to get up, rode on him, bowed his head and kissed deeply .

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn... Lolita's mouth looks like fruity marshmallows...

Xiang Xiaoxiao's mind went blank for five seconds, and then he struggled fiercely.

However, although the left protector was small, he was surprisingly strong, his hands were like iron hoops, Xiang Xiaoxiao was completely unable to move under his hands.

It wasn't until Guardian Zuo had kissed enough and sat up with a gloomy face that Xiang Xiaoxiao returned to his senses like a fool.

Countless questions lingered on his lips, but in the end he only uttered one question: "Where's my bluehead fly..."

Zuo Hufa said with a dark face: "Is it looking for death when it comes out in front of me?"

At this moment, Guardian Zuo's face is black, but his red lips are as bright as fire, his cheeks are flushed, and he looks like he has just been ravaged... Those who don't know may think that someone did something to him just now yes……

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Wait, why are you so dark now? It seems that something strange happened just now! I don't have a black face yet, why do you have a black face!!"

Brother Xiao's focus instantly changed from "My future husband's younger brother kissed me for a long time" to "Why are you a dwarf so shameless that you are noble and glamorous, do you know that!"...

Guardian Zuo shook off his hand, "Did you know?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...know what."

Do you know that you are actually a psychopath... No need, brother Xiao already knew...

Guardian Zuo said angrily: "Otherwise, why are you flattering me like this all of a sudden! You also call me a darling, disgusting!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... Damn it, Elder Bazihua, I will fight with you! ! !

Xiang Xiaoxiao's face went blank for a moment, and the above sentence kept echoing in his heart, and finally merged into one sentence: "I fuck."

Guardian Zuo: "What?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in a daze: "I fuck the elders of eight generations..."

Zuo Hufa's eyes changed, and he guessed the truth in an instant, and then "...".

Before he finished "...", Xiang Xiaoxiao had diverted the fire, "What is that important and critical thing that you think I know but I don't know! What! What!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao jumped up aggressively, "You made it clear to me!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said anxiously: "Say it!"

Zuo Hufa was also cornered, and raised his hand to slap him, but he fell down again, splitting the bed (another rotten bed) with his palm, "Don't worry about men's affairs!" And go, with a blush still on his face.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The whole matter contained a lot of information, and it took Xiang Xiaoxiao a long time to digest it.

Then he clapped his hands together, "Fuck, I said he was going to usurp the throne! Just now you thought I was trying to curry favor with the future leader!