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Sure enough, after a while, something happened.

Concubine Li pointed at Concubine Yu with her pointed armor, her bright red lips let out a scream: "Ah—"

Di Wei put down the silver bowl in his hand heavily, and made a muffled sound of "Boom--".

"What does it look like to be noisy, Li Guifei, how can you rule the Six Palaces?" Di Wei frowned, and put down the silver cup in his hand.

When Concubine Yu touched her face, there were bumps all over the tentacles, one can imagine how miserable her face is now.

Li Guifei said aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, look at Concubine Yu's face!" Then she met Xingyun Liushui's astonished face with a sneer, lifted the bowl, stood up, and pointed at Xingyun Liushui: "Mr. Yun, are you guilty? Are you guilty?" How dare you poison Concubine Yu!"

Xingyun Liushui's heart sank, secretly screaming that it was not good.

Concubine Jin also stood up: "Quickly send the imperial doctor!"

"Your Majesty, this concubine believes that a person with unknown background like Yun Shijun shouldn't stay in the palace! Now he intends to murder Concubine Yu, and his intentions are to be punished!" Concubine Li looked at Xingyun Liushui and sneered: "According to me Look, drag it out and chop it off."

"Please learn from your Majesty." Xingyun Liushui knelt down on one knee sadly. He felt that he could not learn the bitterness drama and could not do it. It would be unscientific to ask him to hold the emperor's leg and cry and cry. The best way to trouble a woman who hanged herself three times is to cry and make trouble and hang herself three times.The problem is that crying, making trouble, and hanging himself can't be used. He can't be used by a man, so how can he explain it clearly to the emperor!

Looking at Concubine Li Gui with a face full of hatred and viciousness, she sighed in her heart, what did that word say?

It's nostalgia, it's more than just a wonder!

"I'm afraid Li Guifei has misunderstood." The little eunuch 'Little Ye Zi' took a step forward and said, "The food here, His Majesty's little Highness, all the ladies have eaten it once, and it is all the same. The jade concubine only ate one slice. Jerky, took a sip of the milk Poria cream. The imperial concubine Jin also tasted the meat jerky, and the servant drank half a bowl of the milk jerky cream after soaking it up. She was sure it was not poisonous, and the concubine Li Guifei might have misunderstood Shijun Yun."

Concubine Li Gui was waiting for someone to speak freely, she covered her mouth with a smile: "This servant is protecting the Lord, he is quite courageous——according to what you say, then Concubine Yu poisoned herself by becoming like this?"

"Look, Concubine Yu was reluctant to eat just now, and was poisoned as soon as she ate it... Could it be that she was poisoned some time ago, and then she ate it so that she could rely on Yun Shijun?" Concubine Li covered her mouth and smiled. : "It seems that it makes sense."

Xingyun Liushui knelt on the ground, with his back straight, and said lightly: "Although I want to be innocent, Li Guifei should not make jokes, no woman would make fun of her own face."

Di Wei's brows were furrowed.

The little bun Dixiu burst into tears, threw himself on Di Wei's body and grabbed his father's dragon robe tightly: "Beauties would never do such a thing, absolutely not! Father, please learn from me!" ah!"

Concubine Li Gui gave him a look of resentment, she was not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs, it was the greatest shame in her life to have a son who was not in line with her!

"Concubine Yu, why didn't you eat before?" Di Wei glanced at Concubine Yu.

Concubine Yu with a pig's face lowered her head, bit her lips, and rubbed the handkerchief in her hand: "I...just now I didn't feel well, so I didn't eat. Later, sister Li said that, I can't let waiter Yun down. Your kindness."

"Do you think it was Master Yun who poisoned you?"

Concubine Yu tightly clenched her fists: "I... I don't know."

"Ah, I think what this little eunuch said is quite reasonable. Most women don't dare to make a fuss about their own faces, but the Queen of Heaven can even strangle her daughter to death in order to eradicate dissidents. But since Someone can be so disregarding of human relations and family affection, so it’s okay to sacrifice a face? Besides, the Tai Hospital didn’t say that it can’t be cured, right?” After Li Guifei finished speaking, she glanced at Concubine Yu vaguely.

Concubine Jin brushed her temples with a sneer: "Sister said it really well, there are so many women who don't even want their own sons, they are simply inferior to pigs and dogs."

Di Wei's complexion is also not good - Li Guifei's words are simply another disguised accusation that she has ruthlessly and shamelessly robbed the person her son likes, how can this make him look good?

Concubine Li Gui was choked by Concubine Jin, and she felt very upset. She originally wanted Concubine Yun to kill two birds with one stone, but it seemed that the effect was not good, not to mention she was ridiculed by that bitch Concubine Jin. Fan, how can she be content with this?

Concubine Yu was sitting there, half-dead with anger in her heart - what happened today was purely accidental, because out of all the people present, she was the only one who knew what was going on.

She herself was allergic to gold and silverware since she was a child, and she got pimples all over her body when she touched it. She touched it once when she was young, and she almost died of a serious illness. Said to the outside world that she was madly in love with jade, so she covered up the past.In the harem, this fatal wound cannot be exposed, for fear that after exposure, anyone can put a golden incense burner wrapped in a golden hairpin for themselves, and there will be no place for burial when the time comes.

Therefore, knowing that Xing Yun Liu Shui was wronged, Xiao Yumou still couldn't tell the truth.

"Father, please, let the beauty out of the palace. Anyway, the paperwork hasn't come down." The little bun cried miserably, wiped all his tears and nose on his father's dragon robe: "I promise that I will never want to marry again." He, I can assure you that he did not do this!"

Di Wei sighed, and his tone softened a bit: "But Concubine Yu must have an explanation for this matter."

At this time, Concubine Yu lowered her head and said, "I don't need to pursue this matter."

Concubine Jin also chimed in and said, "I think this matter has nothing to do with Shijun Yun and my sister. I'm afraid it was done by some servant who didn't know how to live or die. It's a pity that the people around Shijun Yun were called by sister Li. I also don't believe that this was done by Sister Li, waiting to reap the benefits!"

Hearing this, Xingyun Liushui knew that the situation was on his side, so he quickly added: "Please look into it, Your Majesty!"

Concubine Li Gui immediately got a mouthful of blood stuck in her throat.

"Father, please let him out of the palace!" Dixiu looked at Di Wei with red and swollen eyes: "I am even willing to give him the Emperor Nine City. Father, please, let him go."

Emperor Nine City, it was a city given to Dixiu by Dixiu when he was born.

Di Wei couldn't help being jealous, when had his son been so generous, and when had he ever begged himself for a person?

But when he met his son's tear-filled eyes, he couldn't say anything.

Forget it, instead of letting the women in the harem frame each other, it's better to follow Dixiu's wish.

"Alright then," Di Wei stared deeply at Dixiu's small face, "I will let him out of the palace, but after you, you will never be able to leave the palace again, and you will never be able to find him. sexually alive."

Xiao Baozi lowered his head, gave a soft "hmm", and agreed.

"Ding, the player has completed the hidden mission [Harem] in a smooth manner, gained 20000 experience points, the Royal NPC favorability +15, and obtained the title of City Lord of the Nine Emperors."

Li Guifei immediately stood up, dropped the box, glared at Dixiu, and walked away.

Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui looked at each other, with complete helplessness in their eyes, not to mention how cheating their two-person game was, they were completely pushed around by these NPCs with a sense of superiority, and they could do nothing in Qingyun Palace Do it, for fear that if you cross the threshold, you will be killed by a full-level npc in seconds.Now I can only watch myself being framed and rescued, and watching npcs fight with swords, lights, swords and shadows. This feeling of being controlled by others is simply terrible.They would rather fight bosses in the wild than play conspiracy battles with high AI npcs!

"Don't be too happy, it's not that simple to go out of the palace." Di Wei glanced at "Little Ye Zi" and said with a sneer, "It's not easy to be the lord of the Emperor's Nine Cities. Didn't you ask for a bye card?" ? It seems that you are going to participate in the martial arts competition."

"Yes." Floating Cloud and Flowing Water replied in a low voice.

"Let me get up, and I will tell you clearly that the reason why I selected you is to form an elite team to get a treasure—the God of Protecting the Country." Di Wei said lightly: "The God of Protecting the Country is here Yunwai Tiandu Palace is guarded by divine beasts, if you can fetch it for me, you will be fine, if not, the imperial court will hunt you down for three months."

Flowing clouds and flowing water: ...

"May I ask what is the god of protecting the country?" Xingyun Liushui stood up and asked.

"The God of Protecting the Nation Cauldron is an artifact left by God Sang in the world, and it is also a token of love between God Sang and God Zi." Di Wei paused and said, "My founding emperor is the descendant of God Zi, and God Zi has a destiny. , ordered each generation of emperors to look for the God of Protecting the Nation Cauldron."

A token of love is something you can lose if you lose it...

"Let's go." Di Wei pressed his forehead: "Your words are here, your friends are all settled in the hot spring villa. That's where the participating teams stay. You also go there."

Xingyun Liushui nodded with a smile.

Concubine Jin smiled: "You, leave the shortbread, and the little eunuch will take it away, um, that's it."

The flowing smile froze.

The little eunuch 'Little Ye Zi' touched his chin, the hot spring villa is very charming, is this a disguised form of compensation?Whether it's the Shared Bath or the Drunken Silver Sword under the Moon, both are good.The court is still very human.

Xing Yun Liu Shui pulled 'Little Ye Zi' and turned around to leave, but fell to the ground with a "snap".

Flowing clouds and flowing water frightened everyone present.

When he fell dizzily and was about to get up and continue walking, he made a tragic discovery——

His lower body turned into a snake.

Fuck!Can I swear!Labor and management are not Zhao Linger!

Xingyun Liushui twisted a few times bitterly, and the thick and long white snake tail whipped on the ground a few times, making a "bang bang bang" sound, Nima's transformation was too inopportune.

Di Wei had a weird expression on his face, thinking that if he became his male favourite, with his smooth and flowing appearance, he wondered how badly people in the world would imagine him.

Kasyapa couldn't pretend anymore, he knelt down and picked up the slippery and unsettled floating clouds and let him wrap his white tail around his waist.

"Farewell." Kaye nodded to Di Wei Dixiu and Yu Fei Jin Fei, then turned and left.

Xiaozheng looked at their backs with tears in his eyes, and sniffed: "No wonder the beauty doesn't want me, I can't even hug the beauty, no wonder he despises me."

The veins on Di Wei's head were throbbing, and he patted Di Xiu's head: "His snake tail can wrap you into a cocoon!" He still expects to be hugged!

"Then I can be taken away by him..." Xiao Baozi lowered his head and sobbed.

Di Wei didn't know what to say, and thought sourly in his heart, is this a big deal?

Kasyapa rushed all the way out of the palace gate with Xingyun Liushui in his arms, and Xingyun Liushui was buried in his arms on the road, arching and arching, not daring to lift his head.

The cold and smooth snake skin tightly wrapped around Kasyapa's waist, and when rubbing the clothes, there would always be a small rubbing sound, but Kassapa could still feel the smooth, delicate and slightly cold touch through the cloth.

"What are you doing bored? Don't you feel uncomfortable?" As soon as he left the palace gate, Kassapa took off his disguise and changed into a normal outfit to avoid being surrounded by players.

"It's too embarrassing, the snake demon or something, you can't even walk, and you need to hug it." Xingyun Liushui said sullenly.

"Then don't you feel ashamed of wearing fox ears?" Kassapa walked into the teleportation point with his arms in his arms, and threw a few gold coins: "Go to the Hot Spring Villa."

Xingyun Liushui twisted twice, and sighed: "It's better than being hugged by a princess all day long, after all, I still look like a man, even if it's like now, with no waist and no bones, I'm afraid of being scolded by someone smashing rotten eggs It's a shemale."

"Honey, you're thinking too much. Be good, hug me tight and wrap your tail tightly. We're going to take the teleportation to the hot spring villa."

Only then did Xingyun Liushui obediently put his arms around Kasyapa's neck, wrapped his tail around his waist several times, and finally tied a bow.

The consequence of such a posture is that Kassapa can kiss the flowing water as soon as he lowers his head.

"Hmm..." The shameless Kassapa lowered his head in the white light of the teleportation regardless of the surprised eyes of the teleportation NPC.

……

In this way, when Xingyun Liushui and Jiaye, who were so close to each other, appeared at the teleportation point of the hot spring villa, they were surrounded by all the contestants.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a touching love story between men of different races——

Abbreviation, Shemale Love.

So the day before the game, Xingyun Liushui and Kasyapa were known throughout the game for their disharmony.Although Xingyun Liushui lamented that his reputation was not guaranteed, Kassapa was very proud. He was very happy to declare that Ah Shui was a master in a disguised form.

It's not that he didn't lose his temper because of this matter, but he is still coiled on the big tree of Kasyapa, and he won't be angry for long, so he can only be humiliated and watched with Kassapa—cough cough, of course, Kasyapa enjoyed it very much.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Kasyapa, you are so wretched." Miao Miaotao stroked her chin and glanced at the flowing water hanging on Kassapa's body, from bottom to top and from top to bottom for two rounds, her tone That's obscene——

"Kasyapa, I didn't see it, you have pretty good waist strength for an assassin."

Kassapa smiled: "It's easy to say."

"Pa—" Xingyun Liushui, blushing and flustered with embarrassment, twitched his lower back with his tail.

"Take it easy, baby, that's the kidney over there, the source of a man's happiness." Kasyapa spoke lightly, as if he wasn't the one who got pumped.

Xingyun Liushui could only cover his face to this, he was blind at the beginning and followed him!It's getting more and more... outrageous!

Lie down and look at the flowing water in amazement: "Wow, this difficult pose is like strangling plants that became extinct hundreds of years ago, Ah Shui! So handsome!"

The corners of Xing Yun Liu Shui's mouth twitched, well, although this description is very cheating, but at least it is not pornographic or violent, alas, it is barely acceptable, let's admit it——

"Strangle the plant, hello! Squeeze him dry!" The eyes that were about to lie down in the trough moved down a little bit along Kasyapa's waist, and said with a charming smile: "Squeeze him dry, strangle the plant."

Flowing clouds and flowing water: ...

As expected, I'm still too naive. These wretched women can't become a Virgin after not seeing each other for a few days. What a waste of emotion.

Thinking about the hot spring villa again, the flow of clouds and flowing water is a headache, alas, the future is bleak.

But it's good to be a snake yourself, at least... Kasyapa can't do anything to him for the time being, can he?