Pavlov and the White Moonlight

I don't know what I'm doing either.But I know that if I let those people bully him like this again, I will definitely not be able to sleep. When I think of those two chairs in the classroom, I want to fucking punch someone, and my temples are bulging.Tang Shuhe leaned against the wall, and after a while, said softly, "I'm fine."

I raised my head and saw him folded his arms, his face was pale, he smiled lightly and said, "I've been prepared a long time ago, more powerful than these... I'm ready too, it doesn't matter."

I said: "No."

I said: "Even if Liu Hongbo is being bullied like this, I can't just watch him, let alone you. But I... other things, I really don't know, can you understand?"

Tang Shuhe was startled, the momentary loneliness and trance made people feel twisted, he said: "I understand."

……never mind.He understands shit, I don't even understand it myself.The two of us were talking calmly and soberly in the crowded corridor under the watchful eyes of some students in Class [-], but in fact our minds were as messed up as Laba porridge. Damn it, I'm not a rational person. If Tang Shuhe was sensible, he wouldn't open the window and take the liberal arts class.I took his wrist and walked into the classroom, put his schoolbag next to my seat, and said, "You sit down first. I'll talk to Teacher Gu after class."

The first class is mathematics.The first class in the afternoon should have made you drowsy, but after the noise at noon, everyone lost their sleepiness.Tang Shuhe straightened his back and looked straight at the teacher, seeming to be very serious. It was almost 10 minutes into the class, and a big problem about conic curves was almost finished, and the workbook on Tang Shuhe's desk was unopened.Our young female math teacher was probably also frightened by his stare, and she nodded to Tang Shuhe frequently.

Tang Shuhe: "..."

I couldn't stand it, so I turned his exercise book to the page I was talking about, poked him, and drew an old man's head next to the flat ellipse of the conic section.

He smiled while holding his chin, and I said to him with my mouth: "Listen to the class carefully."

He tilted his head to look at me, and nodded vigorously.

The math teacher said: "Lu Huai, you can do it. Don't abduct your deskmate to go to class together."

Me: "...good teacher."

The math teacher sighed, and said, "Look at Shuhe, ah, to hide from you, I sat in the first row to listen to the class by myself, it's good for you, and I brought him back to talk with you again, if Tang Shuhe's math grades drop next time , I will definitely report the situation to your head teacher."

I:"……"

Where is this going!Remember it, teacher!

... Forget it, let's leave it at that, this version sounds more normal, at least no one will buckle a chair on Tang Shuhe's seat.

Tang Shuhe looked at me with an expression of not being able to argue that my ministers and concubines were wronged, and couldn't help but put his wrist on his forehead, lowered his head and laughed until his shoulders shrugged, I glared at him, and drew a picture around Lao Ding's head and face in anger Circle the wavy lines to draw a wrinkled little sunflower with old Ding's head.

In this way, when the city was full of wind and rain, I no longer stayed out of it, and I did not let him stand alone in the rain, but walked into the eye of the storm of rumors with him.But it's really not a big deal, at least no one dared to buckle the chairs between the two of us-maybe it was because of my kick, but mainly because there were not that many chairs in the classroom.

Things are getting better, but since the sports meeting, Li Rui and Yu Sihai have always been indifferent to Tang Shuhe, and I am the only one who is trying to play with Tang Shuhe. That day, Tang Shuhe and I went to the cafeteria for dinner, and met Li Rui and Yu Sihai head-on Liu Hongbo, the three of them just nodded.Tang Shuhe immediately became nervous: "When did they... start ignoring you?"

I said, "No, it's okay, don't ignore me."

Tang Shuhe seemed to be thinking too much at first glance, and his eyes frantically scanned around. I sighed, put my arms around his shoulders, and shouted: "Liu Hongbo!"

Liu Hongbo's voice came from afar: "Go with your wife!"

Tang Shuhe: "..."

Me: "...Look. Not only did he not ignore me, but he also spared me some bullshit."

Tang Shuhe was stunned for a long time, his ears were as red as charcoal in the evening wind.I suddenly wanted to touch him, and I did it as soon as I said it. I picked up his ear, and he didn't even care about the embarrassment. He was eager to ask me: "What are you doing!"

I laughed: "Your ears look so much like that..." I raised my hands, "Mickey Mouse Wonderful House!"

He was so speechless by my Disney behavior, he left me and walked away.

I laughed and followed him.The fingers twirled subconsciously.

Tang Shuhe's pinna is very thin, and when it is red, it feels like a piece of soft shellfish.

The two of us ordered a bibimbap from the cafeteria.When I went out to eat with Tang Shuhe before, I always snatched the ham sausage from Tang Shuhe’s bibimbap. Today, I subconsciously stretched my chopsticks into Tang Shuhe’s bowl. Withdrew the chopsticks back.Tang Shuhe looked up at me, turned the head of his chopsticks, and used the other side of the chopsticks to gather the ham sausages in his own bowl into a pile and put them into my bowl.

"I... haven't touched it. It's edible," he explained.

Me: "...I didn't mean that, really not."

He smiled and nodded.

I said while eating ham sausage, "I just feel...fuck."

Life is full of surprises.

The guy who made me get all the vegetable sauce last time, the boy from Wen Class [-], sat diagonally across from me, looking at us both angrily and mischievously.

But this time he seems to have a long memory, he didn't eat the dishes with soup, but he ate steamed buns.

What kind of buns do you eat at night, if you don’t want to drink water, don’t you choke, you know you’re an idiot.

Tang Shuhe said, "What's wrong?"

I said, "It's okay." I gave him all the vegetables in the bowl, "Eat more vegetables."

Tang Shuhe saw that my expression was wrong, so he didn't say anything, and ate up the vegetables bit by bit.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that guy in the second class of Wen was holding up his chopsticks and aiming at the two of us like a fucking Voldemort, and ignored him. When he was about to leave after eating, he suddenly yelled: "Lu Huai, stop for me !"

Fuck, there's no end to it, the forward swing is finally over, have you started to release skills?Tang Shuhe's back froze all of a sudden, I patted Tang Shuhe, turned around side by side with him and said, "What are you doing?"

He pointed at me with his chopsticks, maybe because of nervousness or something, the tips of the chopsticks were still trembling and drawing circles, I saw that he hadn’t moved for a long time, and said half-believingly: "... Awada ate a big melon? You, Not enough mana."

"Chew your mother!" He was furious, and then he picked up a bun left on the table and threw it at me.

I was stunned when he threw the steamed stuffed bun. At that moment, his Nezha’s arrogance made me think that what he threw was not steamed stuffed bun, but a steamed stuffed bun for bombing Japanese devils, but it turned out that it was a steamed stuffed bun. I haven't thrown it yet, I threw it on the ground, stuffed with sauerkraut and vermicelli.

...No, what does this mean.

The soldiers and horses have not moved, but the food and grass go first?

I know that in such a provocative scene, it is very impolite to laugh.But I really couldn't help laughing out loud, even the corners of Tang Shuhe's mouth couldn't help twitching, he didn't dare to come over, he didn't have any ammunition at hand, so he continued to yell across several tables: "You fucking laugh!" Shit!"

I said: "It's okay, you still have buns... No, do you have anything else, I left without me."

He froze for a moment, and I said, "Then I'm leaving, bye."

I hugged Tang Shuhe and said, "Let's go."

After leaving the cafeteria, I finally couldn't help laughing wildly: "Oh shit, who is this..."

Tang Shuhe was still a little confused, but both of us were very happy because of this idiot.On the way back to the school building, I would imitate the boy throwing the buns from time to time, and after the quacking, I said to Tang Shuhe, "Do you know why he threw the buns at me?"

Tang Shuhe said, "Why?"

"Because I deducted a whole body of vegetable juice last time! Throw me vegetable juice and return it with steamed stuffed buns, clean and tidy! The cleaning aunts like it!"

"...Why are you withholding his vegetable juice?" Tang Shuhe asked.

"I'm scolding you behind my back, let me hear you." I said.

Tang Shuhe smiled lightly and said, "Don't worry about them from now on."

"How can I do that?" I said, "The steamed stuffed buns in the cafeteria won't be sold."

Tang Shuhe: "..."

I smiled and said, "Let's go. People can bully you if I'm here."

But the dinner was not good, especially the ham sausage Tang Shuhe gave me. I always thought it was the most soulful part of the bibimbap in the cafeteria, but I ate it because I was staring at the idiot who cos Voldemort in Wen Erban It’s tasteless, which makes me very sad. Before the evening class, I went to the canteen to buy a ham sausage. I shared it with Tang Shuhe and I. Yu Sihai stared at it dumbfounded. The two of us said for a while, "No, is this ham sausage left over from feeding the dogs?"

I was about to eat when I was stunned: "Hey, uncle."

"Really," Yu Sihai said, "we usually call this kind of intestines, feed dog intestines."

"...Tang Shuhe, do you still eat it?" I said.

Tang Shuhe shook his head, I stuffed the ham sausage into Yu Sihai's mouth.

In line with the principle of not eating for nothing, Yu Sihai chewed the ham sausage in his mouth, and wailed after eating: "Hey, you, you rebellious son! How dare you give me this kind of ham sausage for three yuan and five pieces !"

Me: "...If you want to eat five yuan, you can buy it yourself!"

Yu Sihai patted his thigh in pain, and said to Tang Shuhe: "Look at him, look at him, you should quickly take him in."

When he said this, Tang Shuhe and I were taken aback at the same time. I could feel Tang Shuhe's slight embarrassment. For some reason, I suddenly didn't dare to look at him.

Something in my heart suddenly loosened.

If possible... let him accept it.

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