I'm an uncle

"Do you want to continue?" The short-haired man walked towards Amakusa Shilang naked and whispered in his ear.

Amakusa Shi Lang smiled, and pointed to Hang Hang Liu and Zhang Sirui: "Forget about today, they are not interested in being there, let's do it next time, anyway, the future will be long."

"Hehe, then you have to make it up to me next time." The short-haired man dressed neatly, wearing gorgeous purple equipment, very ancient-style, and extraordinary at first glance. The man in formal attire is very domineering and handsome Even the astronauts in the aerospace industry began to feel red and fruity.

"It's the Zixiang Liujin suit. Hmph, it turns out to be Ang Ye, the guild leader of the Yexiang guild. He has admired his name for a long time." Hang Hang said sourly. After all, he has been coveting this set of equipment for a long time. , but heard that the equipment had already been bought by Ang Ye.

Ang Ye wiped back the bangs on his forehead and showed a handsome smile: "I don't dare to be so, I hope that next time I meet you, there will be no such embarrassing scenes again, hey, peeping is not good for your health, if you are really depressed, I will Introducing the beauty to you."

It's embarrassing to stay in Hangtian, I really didn't expect that there would be a day when I was told that no one wanted me: "Hey, when I can pick up girls, your hair hasn't grown yet."

Ang Ye was very surprised and asked: "So you are already that old, tsk tsk, I thought I met an opponent, but it turned out to be a late hero, what a pity."

Hang Hang's nose was crooked.

Ang Yeli ignored him, turned around and hugged Amicao Shi Lang, and gave a passionate kiss, which made Hang Hangliu and Zhang Sirui stare, this man is really unscrupulous.

"See you next time, baby, don't forget me." Ang Ye waved her hands and walked gracefully.

Amakusa Shi Lang wiped away the marks left by the corners of his mouth, looked at Hang Hang Liu's staring face and smiled: "How about it, what a man. It's a pity that he is a standard person who is only willing to be in the top position, you don't need it."

Hanghangliu suddenly sat down on the white stone in frustration: "Shi Lang, your vision is getting better and better, but you dare to catch this kind of person, I really admire you."

Shi Lang replied to him with a smile: "Why don't you go fishing? The famous Marshal Ang has a good appearance and a good figure. He needs strong wrists and waists. He has both wealth and wealth. How many little girls stare at him with their eyes open?" What about him?"

Hang Hang stared at Amakusa Shi Lang: "You don't want to die, that's a famous blue bearded man, very heartless, the six or seven wives in front of him didn't end well, either they offended him and were cut off to white number, or they were killed by others." Kidnapping, but he would never save him. It would be pointless to follow such a person."

Amakusa Shi Lang smiled faintly: "Blue beard is just blue beard, I'm not his wife, I just get what I need, so what should I do seriously."

Hang Hang studied Amakusa Shi Lang for a while, and exhaled lightly: "Shi Lang, you have changed."

Amakusa Shilang said excitedly: "Oh!? You can see that, I asked the pharmacist from Xiaopeng's house to make the eggplant matcha mint mask for me. The effect is very good. I also think that the character's skin is much better now..."

"It's not that this change is good or not!" Hang Hangliu couldn't laugh or cry: "I mean..."

"Shut up, I don't intend to catch up with my ex-lover, don't discuss my character, and you, you don't want to turn back, talk about things quickly, and run after you finish talking." Amakusa Shi Lang's expression did not change, but his tone changed unexpectedly sharp.

Hang Hangliu sighed, looked back at Zhang Sirui who was not far away, and found that the uncle had been embarrassing for a long time, and now the way a certain two kissed passionately without avoiding suspicion, gave him so much stimulation that he still couldn't help it. Did not return to God.

Amakusa Shi Lang followed Hang Hang's gaze, and suddenly frowned.

(How is he? Interesting.)

"In this way, I recently received a mission from the aborigines. It's rather strange. I came here to ask if there are any related rumors." Hangtianliu didn't want to say more, and simply stated his intentions.

"Hehe, it's okay to ask, but I don't intend to give you information for free, you have to let me know in advance." Amakusa Shi Lang smiled, as if he saw a fish cat.

"You don't want to..." Hang Hang's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

Amakusa Shi Lang smiled charmingly, but what he said was extremely lethal: "Do it, show me."

"Cook, cook, cook... food?" Hang Hang Liu looked around and said to him.

A vein popped out of Amakusa Shilang's forehead.

"Pretentious?" Aerospace left the paste.

Two blue veins.

"Do things?" Aerospace Liu continued to make paste.

Three blue veins.

"Yesterday uncle cooked for us. He worked hard for a long time. He made sweet and sour pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and a big pot of rice." Aerospace Liu was a little addicted to playing.

"Are you a primary school student making sentences?!" Amakusa Shi Lang yelled out, almost kicking him.

"Cut! Did you say it earlier? Knowing that you miss your old lover, I'll make it easier for you to do it once. Come, come, come." Hang Hangliu sighed reluctantly.but……

"Hey, when did your claws come into my arms?" Amakusa Shi Lang glared at Hanghangliu, holding down Hanghangliu's claws with one hand, lest the claws continue to stick in and do evil.

"Don't worry, just warm your hands before warming up." Hang Hang smiled hippie.

"Don't get me wrong! I tell you to do it, but it's not me." Amakusa Shi Lang pointed at Zhang Sirui who was still in a daze: "It's him."

"Eh?" Hang Hang was surprised, Zhang Sirui was woken up by them, looking around in confusion.

"You're crazy, Uncle is a straight guy, he's more than me... so what, I'll crush him? Also, why do I have to show you in person?" Hang Hang left his feet.

"That's right, you guys caused me to lose the person I was photographing after a long time. I originally planned to use the picture of me and him as a material. This is great. The next work has no prototype. It's really troublesome. In this case , the two of you have fun and show me! I can record it as a material." Amakusa Shi Lang smiled.

"...I told you a long time ago, don't use your body as a victim of creating art." Hang Hangliu said coldly: "I said that in order to get the best experience, you must experience it yourself, but you are being cheap... um ..."

Hang Hang Liu was slapped crookedly by Amakusa Shi Lang, and Zhang Sirui next to him was startled, and the two started fighting after talking.

"Hmph, you are no longer my man's passer-by, and you are not qualified to point fingers at the side. Obediently follow my request and do it, or are you going to get the news for nothing and not get paid?" Amakusa Shi Lang's eyes showed a trace of Bloody, he was angry.

"Hehe...Of course it's impossible. I know your rules, but can you really meet our requirements?" Hangtian covered his face and whispered without raising his head.

"Didn't you guys come here already? That should be affirming my ability. Don't worry." Amakusa Shi Lang's warm smile made his face as delicate as a porcelain man but unpopular.

"Okay, as you wish." Hang Hang Liu didn't even look back, he directly hugged Zhang Sirui who was walking towards him and wanted to see his injury, and kissed him deeply without any explanation.

"Huh? Huh?! Huh, huh!" From Zhang Sirui's humming tone, it's not difficult to hear that he asked casually at first, then panicked and surprised, and then tried his best to get rid of the restraint of tongue left by Hang Hang. .

"Hey, nace, it's very good. It's really great material. I will record it and store it up. You two continue." Amakusa Shi Lang sat on one end of Baishi with his legs crossed, and looked at the two people who were entangled on the other end, showing displeasure. A friendly smile.

Hang Hangliu gave him a sideways glance, closed his eyes, and continued to hold Zhang Sirui in his arms and kiss him expressionlessly.

(Continue to grow!)

Zhang Sirui cried to death in his heart, of course, in reality, his tears were already rushing out.

(What is this? What is this?! Is X harassment in the workplace—it doesn’t seem to be considered a workplace, so what is it? The madness of game addicts, the attack of the pervert and the big devil, the counterattack of strange Shushu... this plot It's too weird!)

Zhang Sirui couldn't keep up with the situation at all, and in his useless self-fantasy, he wanted to tell himself that none of this was true, but at this moment, there was a strange sound from the little mirror gloating in his mind.

("Uncle, this is a harbinger of the author's decision to approach the ignorant faction against his conscience in order to serve the readers' call for h.")

("What do you mean? I don't understand why?") Zhang Sirui was breathless from being kissed by Aerospace. Damn it, isn't he an elite fighter who has been trained to hold his breath underwater?Isn't the maximum breath holding time up to 10 minutes!It's too embarrassing, it's less than 5 minutes now, why do I already feel dizzy, lack of oxygen...Damn it, why didn't I practice the rhythm of kissing back then.

("... Uncle, it's useless to learn from those in the army. In short, to put it simply, it is——uncle, you are in a virginity crisis now~") The little mirror is obviously keen to watch slapstick, this little Things are still just as heartless.

In the dizzy feeling, Zhang Sirui had an illusion that this kind of violent kiss seemed to have been encountered before, and it didn't feel very strange.However, he didn't have time to think about it. It is said that kissing is too intense, and people's eardrums will be perforated, and the current pressure is enough to perforate this uncle's stomach.

Amakusa Shilang looked at them with his chin in the distance and smiled.

Even though the passionate hand-to-hand combat scene was being performed in front of him, he didn't feel anything. In fact, he didn't feel his heart beating so much that his blood spurted for a long time.

When did his heart freeze like a block of ice? I forgot.

However, he remembered that he had personally made a camouflage video, and even clearly remembered every move of the two of them.

It was the masterpiece with the highest degree of simulation that he had ever produced. In addition to the experience he had worked hard to accumulate in the past, he also got the guidance of his employer by accident, so it can be called a classic.

However, thinking of his employer's gentle and satisfied expression when he watched this video, he was slightly upset.

Sure enough, the bachelor will be stimulated to jealousy when he sees too romantic love, and he is really uncomfortable, this lucky boy.

Amakusa Shi Lang closed his eyes slightly, and smiled coldly.