[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Lin Pingzhi couldn't believe it: Who is this man, this man who calls himself Linghu Chong...?

Seeing the unbelieving expression on Lin Pingzhi's face, he said to Linghu Chong so brightly, "You are not Linghu Chong", Iori felt that fortunately, people here generally have low IQ, and this kind of thing can be fooled.So she stood up and put her arms around Lin Pingzhi's neck, staggered Lin Pingzhi, and then pushed Lin Pingzhi to sit beside her, opposite to Linghu Chong.

Iori poked Lin Pingzhi's stiff cheek, smiled and said to Linghu Chong: "This guy is my younger brother, Jiuxian, he is a little neurotic, don't mind, he doesn't know where he is now. What are you thinking about?"

Lin Pingzhi moved Yagami's hand off a little angrily and uncomfortably, but didn't say anything.

Linghu Chong glanced at the two of them strangely, and then exchanged glances with Lu Hou'er. Their brothers felt that Iori and his group were behaving strangely, and it seemed that the purpose of coming to drink with them was not simple—perhaps they knew that they were from the Huashan School. disciple, so you want to establish a relationship?But just because they didn't know, the two of them were ready to plan. Following the words of the Eight Gods, Linghu Chong pretended to be interested and said: "Eight Gods? Nine Immortals? Your names are very interesting."

Yagami smiled and said, "Because we are not human, so we can't have a human name."

"Pfft——" Linghu Chong spat out the wine in his mouth rarely, and looked at the smiling Iori in surprise.But then he laughed heartily and said, "Haha, you really have... that sense of humor!" What is this?Could it be that they could still be monsters?

Lu Hou'er also forced a smile, and nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes."

As for Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er's superficial acting skills, they couldn't escape Iori's eyes, but she didn't pierce it, and kept the superficial peace as if she hadn't seen it.

She shrugged, pointed at Stark and said, "This is my friend. His name is Tony Stark. He's a foreigner who lives far, far west—and he's a very rich man, by the way." It’s a pity that he doesn’t have any silver from our side, and the currency of their country can’t be used here, so now he doesn’t even have a copper coin in his body... Wow Kakaka... "Iori laughed and thumped the table.Everyone didn't know what she was laughing at, and what was the point of her laughter.

Stark looked at her helplessly, then turned to Linghu Chong and said, "This guy has some brain problems, don't worry about her."

Stark used Jarvis simultaneous translation. Although the tone was weird, Linghu Chong could barely understand it.He and Lu Hou'er exchanged glances, and they both looked at Iori in surprise, while Lu Hou'er asked cautiously: "Is she really... what?" Lu Hou'er pointed to his head.

"Do you believe this guy's satire on me?" Yagami glanced at Stark disdainfully.

But at this time, Lin Pingzhi who was sitting next to Iori suddenly said seriously: "He is not Linghu Chong."

Lin Pingzhi's words stunned everyone at the table.He looked at Linghu Chong with those empty eyes, and that expressionless look startled Linghu Chong a bit, and even Lu Hou'er was so startled that he dropped all the wine glasses in his hand onto the table, and the wine spilled on the table .The panicked Lu Houer quickly took out his handkerchief to wipe the wine on the table.

Linghu Chong looked at Lin Pingzhi strangely, "I——I'm not me? I said this Brother Nine Immortals, what are you talking about? Could it be that I, Linghu Chong, have become famous in the world without knowing it, so Do you think I'm pretending to be myself to deceive you?" Linghu Chong pointed to his nose and looked at Lin Pingzhi amusedly, but Lin Pingzhi reiterated seriously: "You are not Linghu Chong!" This actually made Linghu Chong feel a little troublesome, How can he prove that he is himself?

At this time, Iori smiled, and then said to Linghu Chong in a serious manner: "Actually, this guy's last girlfriend was called Linghu Chong..."

"Iori!" Lin Pingzhi immediately interrupted Iori's words loudly, and even stood up excitedly, this action immediately attracted the attention of half of the brothels.It's a pity that Lin Pingzhi himself doesn't know.He still stared at Iori, and said in disbelief and a little disgusted: "What nonsense are you talking about?!" Is Linghu Chong his ex-girlfriend?Skate the jokes of the world!Linghu Chong is not a woman!

Iori covered his mouth and smiled, and said indifferently: "Oh, what do you care about so much, anyway, everyone will know it's a joke when you hear this..." But at this point, Iori's expression suddenly became serious again , looked at Lin Pingzhi with narrowed eyes and said, "Do you still remember what I told you just now?"

Lin Pingzhi suddenly trembled and clenched his fists.

He said with a dry voice, "What does that sentence... mean?"

"It means..." Iori turned to look towards the stairs, and found that Dongfang Guliang, who was dancing just now, had led a man who looked like a martial artist into a certain guest room on the second floor.She seemed to touch her chin meaningfully, and said with a smile: "This is an unbelievable world. Now, do you know? That person, that dancing woman just now, her name is Dongfang Bubai."

"What?!" This time the voice was a trio.Lin Pingzhi, Linghu Chong and Lu Houer.

All three looked at a certain room on the second floor in surprise.

Yagami stood up and whispered in Lin Pingzhi's ear: "This is a world with your names on it, but it is different from yours. Don't take it too seriously. When you return to my world in the future, I will treat you well." Explain, don't worry."

Lin Pingzhi suppressed the uneasiness and irritability in his heart, and nodded cautiously.

At this moment Linghu Chong turned his head and said to Iori, "Hey, what are you two brothers talking about?" Naturally, he didn't realize that Iori was a woman disguised as a man.After all, if he had that vision, he wouldn't regard Dongfang Guliang as a man.

Iori pulled Lin Pingzhi to sit down again, and while pouring himself another glass of wine, he looked at Linghu Chong with a smile and said, "I didn't say anything, I was just discussing whether that oriental girl is a man."

"She is so beautiful, how could she be a man?" Lu Hou'er said naturally.

Iori raised his eyebrows, and suddenly smiled and winked at Landing Monkey, then put one hand on the table, put his chin on the table, and winked at Landing Monkey, "Then do you think I'm pretty?" Hou'er was taken aback, and looked at Iori's face inadvertently, then suddenly his cheeks turned red, he turned his eyes away and said, "You, you..." At this time, Iori turned his head and said to Linghu Chong: "What about you, Linghu Chong, you Do you think my brother is pretty?"

Before Linghu Chong could answer, Lin Pingzhi immediately protested: "What are you talking about! I'm a big man... a big man..." Why should others say that I'm pretty? !He was so angry that his cheeks were flushed, and the face that looked like a woman was even more peachy.

But Linghu Chong carefully looked at the faces of Iori and Lin Pingzhi, then suddenly slapped his thigh, and sighed: "Hey, don't tell me, you two are really pretty, if you wear women's clothes, I might not I can't tell you are men."

Stark was almost anxious about the IQ of this man named Linghu Chong.

Although Yagami's chest is really small, you can still see the bulge, right?Stark couldn't figure it out, why couldn't this Linghu Chong and that Lu Houer see that Iori was a woman?Thinking of this, Stark suddenly put his arms around Iori's waist, hugged Iori in his arms, and then stretched out his hand to hold Iori's left chest... Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er stared blankly: Hey, what is this for?

Stark waited proudly for Yagami's response.

It's a pity that Yagami just glanced at Stark calmly, and said coldly: "You will never touch the big watermelon again."

Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er were immediately amused by Iori and burst into laughter.But Lin Pingzhi, who knew the identity of the Yashen woman, knocked off Stark's hand, stood up, and immediately drew his sword across Stark's neck, and said grimly: "How dare you be so rude again?" , I’ll separate your heads!” Stark’s eyes widened and he broke out in cold sweat.Such a fast speed...even his Mark can't have such a fast speed!This is the broad and profound martial arts of the Celestial Dynasty?

Iori hurriedly grabbed Lin Pingzhi's wrist and shouted, "Nine Immortals!"

Lin Pingzhi looked at Yagami with those empty eyes.Yagami took a deep breath, sighed and said, "It doesn't matter anymore."

Hearing Yagami's meaning, Lin Pingzhi's hands trembled slightly, and finally retracted his sword as if venting his anger, and buckled it into the scabbard.As for his move just now, Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er were amazed, and Linghu Chong admired him even more: "It turns out that Brother Nine Immortals is hiding everything, and his swordsmanship is so good, and his moves are so fast, I didn't even see them clearly." .”

Lin Pingzhi cupped his fists perfunctorily, "Praise."

The next few people chatted a few more words.Of course, it was mainly Linghu Chong and Iori who were chatting, Lu Houer interjected from time to time, Lin Pingzhi and Stark were drinking, and the other was watching dances and beauties.And not long after that, Dongfang Guliang came down from the upstairs again. Lu Houer and Linghu Chong were stunned by a pair of gorgeous makeup. What kind of sect leader, you can directly become a disaster for the country and the people!"

Linghu Chong gave Lu Hou'er a white look, "If Dongfang Bubai is really a woman, he can't be the number one master in martial arts."

Soon after, the plot unfolded to a man who Iori didn't remember what sect, and ran out after Dongfang Guliang, planning to do something wrong to Dongfang Guliang.Then Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er followed behind to fight against injustice.Of course, Iori, Lin Pingzhi and Stark were included this time.

And not long after they went out, they ran into Yue Lingshan who came to look for Linghu Chong and the others.

From a long distance away, Yue Lingshan yelled "Master Brother" and ran over.Yagami smiled and leaned into Lin Pingzhi's ear and said, "This woman is Shanshan from this world. If you ask me, she is more beautiful than Shanshan from your world, but she is a bit naughty."

Lin Pingzhi snorted, "The sound is nothing more than that."

The author has something to say: It seems that everyone doesn't like watching Dongfang Mushroom Cool?

_(:з」∠)_Then I will try my best to end the next chapter...