[Comprehensive] The world outside the toilet door

Iori led Lin Pingzhi and others to stop, but Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er didn't seem to hear Yue Lingshan's call, and hurried forward.But looking at the three Iori standing in front of her, Yue Lingshan raised her sword vigilantly and asked with a frown: "Who are you? Why are you standing in front of me!"

Iori cupped his hands casually, and said with a smile: "I have no gods, Iori, this is the foolish brother Jiuxian and my good friend Stark, standing in front of the girl, just waiting for the girl to go forward together."

Yue Lingshan looked at her suspiciously and said, "Why are you waiting for me?"

"What are you doing?" Iori looked back at the two people behind him, then looked at Yue Lingshan with a smile and said, "It's just waiting for you to watch the fun together. Just now, Linghu Chong and Lu Hou'er found that they didn't know what they sent. Two pawns , to sneak attack a beautiful woman who walked past before, so now they go to the hero to save the beauty. We saw you chasing, and you seem to be their junior sister? Naturally, we will wait for you to watch the fun together, it is interesting when there are many people.”

"Heroes save the beauty?" Yue Lingshan suddenly became interested, "Then let's join in the fun together!"

Yagami stretched out his arms, pretending to be graceful and said, "Please."

Yue Lingshan swaggered ahead, and Yagami took a step back, walking side by side with Lin Pingzhi.And looking at Yue Lingshan who was bouncing around like a lark in front of her, Yagami couldn't help laughing and said, "It's really cute, and it's a sweet and lovely baby..."

Lin Pingzhi had a black thread on his head, "Can you be more serious? You are a girl yourself."

"If you are a girl, can't you appreciate beauties?" Iori gave Lin Pingzhi a blank look, "You can't see it, you don't know how delicate and cute this Shanshan is, if you see her, you will definitely praise her... ... Tsk, it's cheaper than you in this world."

"Hmph." Lin Pingzhi snorted coldly, "I don't think it's too cute."

"You can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour." Iori rolled his eyes.

Lin Pingzhi was so depressed that he ignored her.

Not long after, the four of them saw from a distance that Linghu Chong was fighting with two people from the Qingcheng faction. Lu Hou'er stood behind and waited in a relaxed manner. help.At this time, Iori pointed to Dongfang Bubai who was standing at the front with his chin, leaned over to Yue Lingshan and said, "That's the woman Linghu Chong and the others are going to save, isn't she pretty?"

"She's pretty." Yue Lingshan's tone seemed a bit sarcastic.

Yagami immediately said glibly: "But she doesn't look as cute as you."

Stark snorted, walked over and said, "You're good at coaxing girls." Yagami immediately answered, "I can only coax women." When it comes to coaxing Stark, She really doesn't know how, otherwise, how could there be a breakup?

Yue Lingshan glanced at Stark strangely, and said curiously to Yagami: "Just now, I felt that this person looks different from us. Is he from a foreign country? Did you speak a foreign language just now?"

——Stark and Yagami speak in English.

And before Iori could answer, Stark said with Jarvis's simultaneous translation: "It's America, miss. I'm not a foreigner as you know. My hometown is in the farther west. You won't be able to go there for the rest of your life." place." His tone was a little stiff.

Iori immediately defended Yue Lingshan: "What's wrong with being angry with a girl?"

Stark looked at Yagami angrily and said, "If it wasn't because of you?" He said, then turned and walked to the other corner. Seeing that he seemed to be angry again, Yagami thought about it, and then followed him. In the shadow, he hugged Stark's waist from behind and smiled in his ear, saying: "I like to see pretty girls, and I like to look at pretty flowers, but I prefer unattractive Iron Man." Like to watch."

Stark looked sideways into Yagami's eyes and said, "Am I not good-looking?"

Those eyes seemed to be twinkling, and the long eyelashes made Yagami fascinated.She smiled and said, "Naturally, and I like watching it the most." She leaned forward and kissed Stark's lips.

Stark turned around and pressed Yagami against the wall, and the two hid in the shadow of the corner and kissed deeply, Stark's hand moved dishonestly.

On the other side, although Yue Lingshan couldn't see what Iori and Stark were doing, the two of them were hiding in the corner secretly, but it also made her vaguely feel that something was wrong, and even felt her scalp go numb, subconsciously go He dodged to the side, but bumped into Lin Pingzhi.

The fragrant and soft woman approached, but Lin Ping subconsciously resented him. Before he could control himself, his hand had already pushed Yue Lingshan away!Sensing that Yue Lingshan was about to fall, he quickly stretched out his hand to help... After Yue Lingshan stood still, Lin Pingzhi quickly let go of his hand, as if he wanted to turn around and walk to the side, but an angry Yue Lingshan grabbed his arm.

Annoyed, Yue Lingshan looked up at him and said, "Hey, what are you pushing me for? I just bumped into you accidentally. Do you need to react so much? I'm not a dirty thing!"

Lin Pingzhi was silent for a while, then randomly withdrew his hand, and said seriously: "A man and a woman can't kiss each other."

Yue Lingshan was blocked by "ethics", so she could only say "superficial" angrily, and then looked to the other side.Then she was surprised to find that those two people from the Qingcheng faction despicably took out smoke bombs to deal with Linghu Chong and the others!Yue Lingshan was in a hurry, and she drew out her long sword and wanted to run out to help—but at this moment Lin Pingzhi stopped her, standing in front of her, and said to her coldly: "It's better not to go with those beautiful fists and legs of yours!" Make trouble, with him..." He turned his head to look at Linghu Chong, "With Linghu Chong's current martial arts, those smoke bombs won't do much for him."

Yue Lingshan didn't believe Lin Pingzhi's words, she struggled and said, "How do you know? It sounds like you are very powerful!"

Lin Pingzhi looked at Yue Lingshan expressionlessly. In the darkness, his dull eyes made Yue Lingshan tremble with fear.Then Lin Pingzhi drew out his sword and walked past Yue Lingshan by himself.

At this time, Iori leaned over and said, "Don't worry, Shanshan, there are Nine Immortals here, those people can't touch your elder brother."

Then Lin Pingzhi showed his skills and easily beat the two members of the Qingcheng faction to pieces.After those two people were wounded, they yelled at Lin Pingzhi brazenly: "Who are you kid?! Do you know who we are!"

Lin Pingzhi snorted coldly, remembering the perfunctory words that the eight gods had said to Yue Lingshan just now, and said, "Shen Wu faction nine immortals."

The two members of the Qingcheng sect looked at each other, and when they heard what Lin Pingzhi said, it was just a sect they had never heard of before, so they thought Lin Pingzhi was an insignificant little sect.Now they can be regarded as emboldened.After all, their Qingcheng Sect is one of the Five Sacred Sword Sects. If this small sect knows that they have offended them, they will definitely tremble in fear!Thinking of this, the two got up proudly, and one of them said to Lin Pingzhi arrogantly: "Shenwu faction? I haven't heard of it! But wait, you offended our Qingcheng faction, we will never It will make you look good! You..."

But before he finished speaking, Lin Pingzhi quickly walked in front of him with a vicious look on his face - the light work was as quick as teleportation, before the two Qingcheng faction had time to see clearly, Lin Pingzhi's The sword was already on the neck of the man who spoke just now.

Lin Pingzhi's face was ferocious, his tone was stern, and he said almost word by word: "Tell me, what sect are you?"

The man was so frightened that his legs trembled, but he twisted his neck and said, "I'm from the Qingcheng faction—uh!" But before he could finish speaking, Lin Pingzhi's sword had already sliced ​​open his throat, and blood spurted out. In the shocked eyes of the three brothers and sisters Linghu Chong, the man fell backwards to the ground.And the other person saw his senior brother die so quickly, he screamed in fright, turned around and ran back, but Lin Pingzhi didn't intend to let him go.

Raising the sword, Lin Pingzhi lightly threw it at the back of the fleeing man, and the long sword passed through his chest.

The man fell to the ground with a bang.

Lin Pingzhi stepped on the blood on the ground and walked over, bent down and pulled the sword out of the man's body.And when the sword was pulled out, Yue Lingshan couldn't help but shuddered in fear, and ran out from Iori and Stark in fright, shouting "Brother Master" while yelling at Linghu Chong and Lu The monkey ran away.

——At this time, Linghu Chong and the others discovered that Yue Lingshan and Iori were hiding aside.

Yue Lingshan rushed into Linghu Chong's arms.

Linghu Chong hugged the trembling Yue Lingshan in his arms to comfort him, then looked at Lin Pingzhi who had a murderous look on his face: "Why did you kill them?"

"The hatred of killing one's father and one's mother cannot be shared with the heavens!" Lin Pingzhi's expression looked as terrifying as a ghost from hell, which even made Linghu Chong feel a little terrified.He put his arms around Yue Lingshan, looked at Lin Pingzhi with a serious face and said, "We have seen this matter..."

Lin Pingzhi interrupted them and said, "You can pretend you didn't see it."

Linghu Chong wanted to speak again, but this time it was Iori who interrupted him.She walked over to Linghu Chong and said to Linghu Chong and the others: "Although the Wuyue Sword Sect has always been in the same voice, after the Qingcheng Sect killed my whole family, are you Huashan Sect going to cover up the Qingcheng Sect?"

Linghu Chong didn't speak for a moment.

Seeing that he was kept silent, Iori knew that his heart had been shaken, so he laughed and continued: "Yue Buqun of the Huashan School has always been called the gentleman's sword, even if he knew about it, he would definitely not Protect the Qingcheng faction. As the eldest disciple of the head of Yue, Brother Linghu has always had a reputation of benevolence and righteousness on the home lake. Since this is the case, brother Linghu will definitely not do something that allows the criminal to go unpunished, but the suffering master who suffers is punished Chasing and killing things!"

Linghu Chong opened his mouth to speak, but Iori did not give him a chance, but sternly shouted: "Isn't it?!"

Linghu Chong's ears hurt from being yelled at, and before he could speak, Iori came to his own conclusion and said, "So, let's pretend that Brother Linghu didn't see this matter." Then she looked at Lin Pingzhi, then at Yue Lingshan, and finally He looked straight into Linghu Chong's eyes.

This is a threat.Linghu Chong's heart sank: This person must be telling him that if he doesn't ignore it, then that man who claims to be the Nine Immortals will kill... Yue Lingshan!

Linghu Chong looked at Lu Hou'er with complex eyes, and Lu Hou'er shook his head slightly.

Linghu Chong thought about it, and decided to deal with it first, and then report the matter to Yue Buqun to make a decision after going back to see his master.So he nodded to Yagami with a grin, and agreed again and again.And Yashen naturally knew his little thoughts, so he made him swear that if he told other people about this matter, then Yue Lingshan would marry someone else.

"So..." Iori looked at Linghu Chong with a smile, "If you want to tell others, it means that compared to this matter, the possibility of your little junior sister marrying someone else is not important at all. Don't you think so, Shanshan? "

Yue Lingshan was taken aback, and looked at Linghu Chong with complicated eyes.

Linghu Chong could only be embarrassed, and agreed: "I, Linghu Chong, will do what I say, and I will never say anything about this time."

"That's good." Iori smiled at him.

Seeing Linghu Chong and the others leave, and Dongfang Guliang left at some unknown time, Lin Pingzhi suddenly said to Iori with a solemn expression after being silent for a long time: "Next... I want to take revenge."

Yagami looked at him noncommittally and said, "Your parents are still alive in this world."

"Then I want to take revenge even more." Lin Pingzhi said firmly, "Kill Yu Canghai, Zuo Lengchan, and then... send the Evil Resisting Sword Manual to Yue Buqun in an open and honest manner!"

Yagami smiled, "Hey, you're still weak."

"I will never be stupid again." Lin Pingzhi's voice was firm.

Next, as Lin Pingzhi said, the Eight Gods and Stark followed Lin Pingzhi, first assassinated Yu Canghai, and then released the news that the evil sword manual was in the hands of Yue Buqun, which provoked Zuo Lengchan and Yue Fighting each other, and then gave Yue Buqun the adapted evil sword manual, and after Yue Buqun had practiced the evil sword manual, he gave Zuo Lengchan another incomplete copy of the evil sword manual... In the end, Yue Buqun and Zuo Lengchan lost both sides in the fight, and before Lin Pingzhi could make a move, Zuo Lengchan was killed by the hypocrite Yue Buqun.

The next step is to expose Yue Buqun's departure from the palace and make him the laughing stock of the whole Wulin.

In the end, the rivers and lakes were muddy.

As for the Lin family in Fujian, because of Lin Pingzhi's protection, no family was destroyed, and they went to live a small life by themselves; Linghu Chong still had an unforgettable love with Dongfang Guliang, but because there was no little forest from this world who came to Mount Hua to learn from him, Naturally, Linghu Chong has no reason not to love Yue Lingshan, so in the end Linghu Chong and Yue Lingshan got married, and Dongfang Guliang returned to the Sun Moon God Sect dejectedly.

And as the first female director of "Swordsman", Yingying, she is quite cheating, she has never even met Linghu Chong, because the plot with Xiang Wentian was seen through by Dongfang Guliang, who is not in love, so she was with her father. I cannon fodder all the way.

In the end Yue Buqun's conspiracy was seen through, and Linghu Chong abolished his martial arts and imprisoned him in the Huashan faction, and then Linghu Chong took the position of martial arts leader Cheng.And because Dongfang Guliang did not change his deep affection for him, and because Yilin of the Hengshan School was Dongfang Guliang's own sister, in the end, the Devil's Cult and Wulin Zhengdao could not interfere with each other, and no one would take the initiative to provoke others. On the contrary, a superficial peace was barely maintained.

Soon after, Yagami's blue aperture came to pick them up.

At the same time, a red aperture also appears next to the blue aperture, complementing the blue aperture.

Seeing that circle of light, Yagami joked, "Maybe there will be another yellow circle of light to meet Lin Pingzhi in the future?" She looked at Lin Pingzhi with a smile.

Lin Pingzhi said helplessly, "Why am I yellow?"

Iori spread his hands, "Because the three primary colors are red, yellow and blue? Anyway, that's what I think."

So the troops are divided into two groups.Stark stepped into the red aperture, Yagami and Lin Pingzhi stepped into the blue aperture holding hands.Then Stark found himself back in his world, and Iori and Lin Pingzhi also returned to Iori's world smoothly.

The first thing Yagami did when he entered the house was to find water to drink.After drinking plain water and tea for such a long time, thinking about cola, orange juice, sour plum soup and so on almost made her miss her!So when she got home, she rushed directly to the refrigerator, and even dragged Lin Pingzhi, who was in her hand, to the front of the refrigerator door.

When Iori opened the refrigerator, Lin Pingzhi shivered from the cold air rushing towards him, and immediately asked, "What happened?!"

"It's okay, just turn on the refrigerator." Iori let go of Lin Pingzhi's hand, took out two bottles of Coke from inside, thought for a while, then took out two buckets of ice cream and handed them to Lin Pingzhi.

Lin Pingzhi took it, and felt that it was cold, but it felt like paper.He curiously touched the ice cream bucket in his hand, touched the plastic cover on it, and felt that it seemed to be loose, so he opened the cover.And just as he was about to reach out to touch it, Yagami saw it, and quickly stopped him with a loud shout: "Hey, buddy, that's something to eat, don't touch it with your hands!"

Lin Ping subconsciously withdrew his hand back.

"What to eat?" He looked at Yagami curiously and puzzled.so cold?

Iori took out a spoon and dug out a mouthful from the ice cream bucket, and handed it to Lin Pingzhi's mouth. Lin Ping subconsciously opened his mouth to take it in. It was cold and sweet, and tasted like strawberries.

Iori took back the spoon, inserted it into Lin Pingzhi's ice cream bucket and said, "This is called ice cream, and it's a kind of edible dessert. Yours happens to be strawberry flavored. Come with me, we'll sit on the sofa, Eat while watching TV. By the way, I will give you a taste of mine, mine is chocolate flavor, and this is my favorite flavor."

The two sat on the sofa and ate.

While eating, Yagami explained to Lin Pingzhi about the aperture, and the world view, and then her current situation in the world.Then she explained to Lin Pingzhi the electrical appliances at home, and under Lin Pingzhi's curious questioning, she had to turn on the computer and Du Niang, and was forced to tell Lin Pingzhi from the "origin of electricity"... …

And when Lin Pingzhi had basically popularized all the electrical appliances at home, it was already dark.

Iori, who occasionally saw the sky, slapped himself on the forehead suddenly, and muttered annoyedly: "Oops, I forgot to buy you a bed."

"...No guest room?" Lin Pingzhi seemed a little surprised.

It turns out there are, but... Yagami said helplessly: "You can sleep on the sofa first today."

Lin Pingzhi thought about the soft and spacious sofa he was sitting on just now, nodded and said, "That's fine." Naturally, it is impossible to be as comfortable as his own in someone else's home, and he has long understood this.

Then Yagami brought him a change of clothes and led him to the bathroom to familiarize himself with it. Then Lin Pingzhi took a bath in it, and she waited outside the door while playing with her mobile phone.Lin Pingzhi turned on the shower head to rinse his body, knowing that there was a door panel, but couldn't help but shyly said: "You...you don't have to worry about me, I'm already familiar with these things, and the location of the shampoo is no longer there. Remember, you won't get it wrong with body wash...so you don't have to wait for me."

Iori looked up at the transparent glass plate, smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll wait for you."

By the way, enjoy the pictures of beautiful men bathing.Oh, so it looks like this after coming from the palace.Yagami secretly laughed.I don't know how Lin Pingzhi will feel when he sees this sexy bathroom after his eyes recover. ╮(╯_╰)╭

The author has something to say: the word count is exploding~ the word count is exploding!Hmm~o(*￣▽￣*)o

I'm so hardworking, don't you just praise me? (⊙o⊙) Ah!