On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Zheng Xiyao was really pissed off.

Liu Fengye came over and wanted to reach out to touch the corner of Zheng Xiyao's mouth, but before he touched it, he saw Zheng Xiyao immediately took a step back, his eyes were fixed on Liu Fengye's hand, and four words were written all over his face. words.

"What are you doing?"

"Why are you so surprised?" Liu Fengye asked him, and he put down his hand after being stared at by him, "I want to see what the hell is going on!"

Zheng Xiyao had a look of disbelief, and curled his lips and said, "Ha, look at your hand, it clearly looks like you are going to crush me to death."

Liu Fengye was amused by him, raised his hands as if surrendering, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, okay, then just keep your mouth like this? Come home with me and wipe you some alcohol?"

Zheng Xiyao hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is there any iodophor?"

Liu Fengye nodded: "Yes. Why... oh-heh."

With question marks all over Zheng Xiyao's head, he followed Liu Fengye's pace and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"I didn't expect that." Liu Fengye gave Zheng Xiyao a meaningful look, caught off guard and stretched out his hand to hook Zheng Xiyao's neck, and pressed hard on the corner of his mouth.

A loud "Your uncle" resounded throughout the community.

Liu Fengye looked at the famous incumbent school bully shivering and wishing he could curl up into a ball, hugging his stomach and laughing with sore cheeks, and kicked Zheng Xiyao's ass extremely excessively, and asked: "I didn't expect Zheng Xiyao Is the classmate so afraid of pain?"

He really wanted to crush me to death, Zheng Xiyao thought angrily.

The cut was just broken, even the small movements of grinning hurt, this idiot actually pressed it so hard!It hurt so much, Zheng Xiyao burst into tears.

The little hedgehog dumpling stared at him with tears in his eyes, which made Liu Fengye stunned on the spot.

Still so distracted, I want to make him cry again.

Fuck, am I fucking perverted?

Thinking of this, Liu Fengye kicked Zheng Xiyao again, and said, "That's all, all right, don't cry, I'll take you to apply the medicine."

Zheng Xiyao suffered a dark loss, he had to keep a distance of two steps from Liu Fengye for life and death, as soon as Liu Fengye reached out to him, Zheng Xiyao swung his fist as if to hit him, it was extremely fierce.

Liu Fengye's family lives in this old, dilapidated community. There is not even a light in the corridor, and the stairs can only support Baba for two people. Going down this whole staircase will rot.

The two walked one after the other, and when they reached the fourth floor, Liu Fengye stopped and took out a rusty key from his pocket.

When the key is poked into the keyhole, it needs to be moved up and down, left and right, otherwise it will be stuck inside.Zheng Xiyao also silently worried about whether the key would break in the keyhole.

The noise was a bit loud, and an old aunt opened the door cursing. When she was about to scold something, she shut her mouth when she saw Liu Fengye, and her eyes quickly turned to Zheng Xiyao who was behind Liu Fengye.

Staying at the corner of Zheng Xiyao's broken mouth for a long time, Zheng Xiyao felt uncomfortable.

"Yo." The neighbor leaned against the door angrily, "Finally learned how to seduce a man with your two bitches? Is this the one who attracted... or you..."

Before the neighbor finished speaking, Zheng Xiyao strode up the remaining two steps and hit the iron gate of the neighbor's house with his fist.

There was a muffled thud when the iron gate was overwhelmed, scaring the neighbors into piercing screams.

"Keep your mouth clean." When Zheng Xiyao's face is completely gloomy, it will give people the illusion that "he is going to kill someone". In short, it is not the look and expression that a high school student should have. "Do you want me to teach?" How do you talk?"

"Okay." Liu Fengye took Zheng Xiyao by the shoulder and pulled him into the finally opened door, and said, "What nonsense can you talk about dying things?"

Most bullies and fearful people have a skill called "forget the pain when the scar is healed". Seeing that Liu Fengye did not reply as usual, the yin and yang strangeness recurred, and it was pasted on the iron door of Liu Fengye's house, and the other wooden door was not closed. She could still see the little bitch go into the toilet.

Zheng Xiyao was about to ask, "Just listen to me like this", when Liu Fengye brought a basin of dirty water with yellow filth floating in it, and motioned Zheng Xiyao to open the door for him.

It wasn't the first time the neighbor saw the powder basin, and he knew what was in it, so he returned to his home one step faster than Zheng Xiyao.

He returned too hastily, and the iron door was left open.

Liu Fengye put the powder basin on the ground, opened the iron door to the maximum, and kicked the wooden door where the lock was, directly breaking the latch.

Then, Liu Fengye poured all the contents of the powder basin into the neighbor's house.

Go home in style after splashing.

"It's awesome." Zheng Xiyao was very emotional, "It's too awesome, won't she return it?"

"Normally I don't when I'm at home." Liu Fengye said, throwing the powder bowl into the toilet, and then squatted down in front of a wooden cabinet that had been eaten by mice, "When I'm not at home, there is probably no one at home. Splash as you like."

The drawers are not easy to pull, either they cannot be opened, or all of them come out when they are pulled, and the things inside are flying everywhere.

"Your house..."

Zheng Xiyao's words came to an abrupt end when he saw a condom flying out, and changed it flexibly to "I'm sorry".

"It's okay." Liu Fengye said, and found a bottle of iodophor with only a bottom left and a few cotton swabs from the bottom of the drawer, sat down on the sofa, and patted the side, "Come on, Just in time to buy a new bottle for you when you run out."

The "creaking" sound when sitting down was too obvious, and there was no cotton in the place where Zheng Xiyao sat down, and he basically sat down on the sofa board.

Zheng Xiyao thought for a long time, but really didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only joke about himself and said, "Take it easy, I'm really afraid of pain."

"Understood." Liu Fengye said, and carefully applied the iodine to the corner of Zheng Xiyao's mouth, "You don't really need to say sorry."

Zheng Xiyao's eyebrows moved with the cotton swab, and he didn't dare to speak, so he gave him a tone of "Huh?"

Liu Fengye said: "The whole school knows about my family."

Zheng Xiyao said "Oh", and said as calmly as possible: "I don't know."

After finishing speaking, I felt that what I said was not quite right, and added another sentence: "I don't want to know either."

Actually a little curious.

Liu Fengye didn't think there was anything embarrassing about it, so he threw the used cotton swabs and the empty iodophor bottle into the trash can, and said: "My family is just like the old guy at the door. My dad likes to gamble and spend all the family money. I've lost everything, my mother and my sister are not serious people, relying on that kind of work to get money, and drinking after taking the money, I don't feel any embarrassment."

Zheng Xiyao was silent for a long time, and then said "oh", after thinking about it, he didn't know what to say.

Liu Fengye turned to look at Zheng Xiyao, and said, "Everyone who lives here says I like men, including those in school, that's why that old thing thinks you are my guest."

Zheng Xiyao looked back at Liu Fengye, sighed, and said, "Actually, you really don't need to tell me about your family's situation. What happens to your family has nothing to do with me, and..."

"You don't think I'm perverted?" Liu Fengye interrupted him, with a little longing in his eyes, "Actually... I actually doubt whether I like men or women after what they said. See what Dong Hanyu and Mo Tian have in common Just call me, and they call me a pervert behind my back."

He seemed a little sad.

Zheng Xiyao chose his words, but decided to say it directly: "Whether you like men... Tsk, how to put it, it has nothing to do with me. Who you like is your business, and I can't influence you, and... ...And to tell you the truth, liking men is not a pervert for me, because there is a man harassing me now, if this is pervert... then what have I become?"

There are too few peers who do not reject homosexuality. Until now, Liu Fengye has met only a few people.

But Zheng Xiyao is the only one who can face this topic so directly, and can also directly and simply say that he is being liked by men.

A little touched.

Liu Fengye suddenly thought that just now, he stared at people with tears in his eyes, and asked him on a whim: "What if I said I like you too?"

Zheng Xiyao looked at him suspiciously, with a "stop making trouble" look in his eyes, and said helplessly: "Oh, then you like it, if you can bend me, you are capable."

The two looked at each other frankly for two seconds. Liu Fengye suddenly burst out laughing, stretched out his arm and patted Zheng Xiyao on the shoulder, and said briskly, "It's great! I'll protect you from now on! Tell me if you have any trouble."

"No need." Zheng Xiyao still had lingering fears about his previous action of pressing the corner of his mouth, and patted Liu Fengye's hand away, saying, "I, the current school bully of No. [-] Middle School, the kind who can beat you until you can't stand up, no I need your cover."

"Oh." Liu Fengye teased him, "You can really go to the sky with a few compliments, just your little arms and legs, don't tease me."

Zheng Xiyao answered him with a "hehe", without any modesty: "You're kidding, do you know that I had a fight with someone on the first day of school? It's okay for my little arms and legs to knock you over."

……

There was still class in the afternoon, and Liu Fengye's residential area was not too close to the school, so the two of them walked to school together at 01:30.

Liu Fengye's study is actually not bad, but it can only be described as not bad.

In Zheng Xiyao's eyes, it was absolutely terrible.

At the upper-middle level, sometimes he can make it to the top 15 in the class with great strength, which is not enough for the whole school, but with his current grades, it is not impossible for him to go to university.

While walking on the road, Liu Fengye suddenly mentioned Ran Tang.

"Just when we first met, that girl, the pretty one, the one named Ran Tang."

Zheng Xiyao replied to the WeChat message Yu Qi sent half an hour ago, and answered him casually: "Well, what's the matter."

Liu Fengye raised his head, stretched out his hand to hook Zheng Xiyao's neck, and said with a smile: "I am actually interested in her, but not to the extent that I like her. Do you know that she is interesting?"

Teacher Yu: Where have you been?

Yao.: Where did you go?

Teacher Yu:?

Inexplicably, Zheng Xiyao didn't really want to tell Yu Qi that he didn't go back to school at noon, not only that, but also went all the way to indirectly participate in a fight, even frightened an old lady, and told a classmate who might like men that now A man was harassing him.

The main reason was that he didn't want Yu Qi to know that Liu Fengye might like men.

Zheng Xiyao was afraid that Yu Qi would think that he also liked men, and then...wouldn't be so close to him anymore.

Hmm... close?close?close?

Can't find a suitable word to describe the relationship between myself and Yu Qi, say friendship?They don't seem like friends, brothers?Kind of like it, but kind of like it.

"Hey!" Liu Fengye patted Zheng Xiyao hard, "I'm talking to you!"

"Tell me!" Zheng Xiyao roared as if giving up on himself, feeling a little depressed, "What are you talking about? Ran Tang, right? What's wrong with Ran Tang?"

"I'll go, are you alright?" Liu Fengye even touched his forehead, "Who is surprised?"

Zheng Xiyao pulled Liu Fengye's hand away, and said, "If you have something to say, don't get used to it. The time you pressed my mouth is not over yet. Don't think that it's over just by applying medicine to me."

Liu Fengye said "Oops", jokingly, raised his knee and pushed Zheng Xiyao's ass, and said, "Ran Tang, I said that I am actually quite interested in her, but I can't reach the point where I like her, and she is a girl It's kind of fun too, you know?"

Zheng Xiyao looked at him wonderingly, and asked, "Why should I know?"

Liu Fengye was also a little puzzled, and asked him instead: "Aren't you in the same class as her?"

"Who stipulates that the classmate must know?" Zheng Xiyao asked again, and his mood became worse and worse when looking at the phone, "I can't have such a good relationship with her, so if you want to find a wingman, you really can't find me. "

Teacher Yu: Has anyone upset you?

Yao.:?

Yao.: No

Yao.: Why do you ask so suddenly?

Teacher Yu: Nothing

Teacher Yu: You weren't so perfunctory before

Teacher Yu: Are you angry with me?

What are you angry about?Why should I be angry with Yu Qi?Wait...I'll do it!He doesn't think I'm mad at Friday afternoon, does he?I do!

Yao.: No!

Yao.: I did it, I wronged my brother

Yao.: Heaven and earth conscience, I have never been angry with you

Yao.: Never again!

Yao.: ...

Yao.: Fuck!

Yao.: No, brother Qi, I have something troublesome

Yao.: Really

Wait, isn't this too stupid?

It seems too late to withdraw now...

Teacher Yu: Okay, I see

Teacher Yu: How can there be so many troubles at such a young age?

Yao.: Who said that young people don’t have troubles, we have a lot of troubles at this age, okay?

Teacher Yu: good good good

Teacher Yu: Look up

Yao.:?

Zheng Xiyao was very surprised, and thought that Yu Qi was still working far away now, but when he looked up, he saw Yu Qi standing by the roadside.

Standing alone on the side of the road with few people and cars, with both hands in his pockets, Zheng Xiyao could see Yu Qi smiling even though he was far away now.

Uncontrollably, Zheng Xiyao walked towards him more and more. After passing another shop, Zheng Xiyao started to run, knowing that he was there, he would not go, but what he ran was faster and faster.

I want to rush to him as quickly as possible the moment I see him.

he thinks.

I seem to like someone, someone who is the same gender as me, even 6 years older than me.