Online game shallots have tofu

The mountains are foggy and cloudy, and the water is trickling. Piao Miao looked at the man who was sleeping soundly and drooling three thousand feet, and shook him helplessly.

Guo Bao said "hmm", opened his confused eyes, glanced at Piao Miao, and then asked, "Where is this?"

Piao Miao knew that someone must have fallen asleep, "Do you know who I am?"

Guo Bao blinked, then nodded with a smile, "Beauty!"

Piao Miao threw him into the water with a slap, and Guo Bao woke up immediately because of the stimulation of the water, "Piao Miao, you are too ruthless."

Piao Miao looked at the person who came out of the water, and smiled, "How can you use water?"

Guo Bao shook his body, "I was asking for help, but I accidentally made a mistake."

Piao Miao was speechless, "Didn't the person who brought you in tell you about UM?"

Guo Bao pointed at him and said, "You also said that you captured me before Qiao Ren told me."

Various expressions of bewilderment and confusion flashed across Piao Miao's face, and then she realized that Guo Bao was new here, so she didn't have time to understand UM. "Then, let me tell you."

Guo Bao sat upright, "Please teach me, teacher."

Piao Miao glanced at him and nodded slightly.

"The land of UM is eight trigrams and actually five elements, so in UM, it is divided into five elements, which are divided into metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. The five elements are mutually generated and restrained." Seeing Bao blinked incomprehensibly, explaining "the five elements Mutual generation: wood produces fire, fire produces earth, earth produces metal, metal produces water, and water produces wood. The five elements mutually restrain each other: wood restrains earth, earth restrains water, water restrains fire, fire restrains metal, and metal restrains wood."

Piao Miao asked: "Do you understand?"

Guo Bao said, "You made me dizzy."

As soon as Guo Bao finished speaking, someone tapped on the top of his head, looked up and saw the paper fan Piao Miao was shaking casually, and asked strangely: "When did you have this?"

Piao Miao smiled slightly, "But there are two races outside the Five Elements, one is the king's universe, and the other is the demon's virtual."

Guo Bao asked curiously: "What do you mean?" After speaking, Piao Miao covered her head before she could make a move.

Piao Miao lightly scratched his nose, and scolded with a smile: "It's pretty quick to hide, that is to say, there are two elements besides the five elements, one is the universe, and the other is the demon clan. The universe of the king is the universe. In charge of all ethnic groups in UM, that is, the emperor of UM, the demon is my type, if we don't show our true nature, no one will know our identity."

"I want to be a demon too!" Guo Bao looked envious.

Piao Miao smiled, looked at Guo Bao and said seriously: "Baby, I didn't hide my identity from you!"

Guo Bao didn't understand, so he asked, "Why are you hiding it from me?"

Piao Miao was speechless, and people would usually ask, why didn't you hide your identity from me, and why did you feel relieved when you came to Bao's place.Piao Miao cleverly ignores this problem automatically, "For the Yaozu, if there is no urgent danger or opponent that is difficult to deal with, the Yaozu will not show their true nature."

Guo Bao asked curiously: "Piao Miao, then you are a little fox, are you white? Or yellow, or red?"

Piao Miao didn't answer and asked instead: "Didn't you already see it?"

Guo Bao thought about it seriously, then nodded.Piao Miao is a white fox.

"The five elements each have their own characteristics. In fact, like other games, they are similar to cultivating real people, changing from ordinary people to people with powerful abilities, but they are different from other games. Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth have their own abilities. , like your water system, which uses the spiritual power of water, if the sealing point is high, water will become a weapon in your hands..."

Guo Bao must have fainted from hunger, and asked, "Can weapons be eaten?"

Don't think that this is a game, and gamers will be hungry. Qiao Ren said, don't think of UM as a game, it is also a life.

Piao Miao shook her head amusedly: "Let's go, let's go eat!"

Piao Miao walked over and reached out to hold Guo Bao's slender waist and whispered: "Hold me tight!"

Before Guo Bao could react, he flew away from the ground.

"You...you can fly?" Guo Bao asked in surprise.

Piao Miao said with a faint smile: "You can do it too. If I have time, I will teach you how to learn the sword, and you can fly with the sword."

Guo Bao immediately shook his head and shouted, "I don't want it."

Piao Miao asked strangely, "Why?"

Guo Bao replied very seriously: "Someone said that, if you don't learn so many weapons in China, you should learn the sword; if you don't learn the upper sword, you should learn the lower sword; If you don’t want to learn, go and learn silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, you have reached the realm of the unity of human and sword——swordman, I don’t want to be a swordman (slut)”.

Piao Miao swayed because of these words, and almost fell off the sky.He didn't feel it when he was talking, but when Guo Bao paid attention, he realized that he was flying so high.

Guo Bao shouted "Ah—" and was attracted by the beautiful scenery below.

"Ah...so~beautiful~beautiful~!"

Piao Miao was just thinking, why did Guo Bao still tremble when he said this?

The next moment his waist was hugged fiercely, and Gu Bao's frightened voice came from behind him: "I'm afraid of heights!"

Piao Miao took a sharp breath and said to Guo Bao, "Don't look down!"

Guo Bao's mournful voice sounded: "But the bottom is so beautiful...wow..."

Guo Bao suddenly yelled and pushed Piao Miao to the left.

Piao Miao didn't expect him to do this, she couldn't control it well for a moment, and the two fell directly from the top.

Guo Bao only felt that he fell down again, and then his hands and feet seemed to be cut by something, which was very painful.

When Guo Bao felt that he had stopped, he felt that his internal organs and six households were all mixed together, and it was extremely uncomfortable. The most important thing was that he was hanging on the tree without going up or down.

"Piao Miao..." Guo Bao yelled but found that his voice was hoarse, like the sound of a duck being stepped on its neck, it was terrible.

Guo Bao looked around, and suddenly saw a figure shaking a few trees away, he raised his neck vigorously, Guo Bao saw clearly that it was two people, they were entangled at this moment, and they couldn't see their faces clearly. In terms of body shape, it can be judged that one is fat and the other is thin.

Guo Bao tried to shout: "Hey, those morning exercisers, can you stop first and save me, then you can continue!"

He thought there would be no sound, but this time there was sound and it was very loud.

It caused the fat man who was pressing on it to raise his head slightly, and the flesh on his face was shining golden and oily under the sunlight.

"Evil..." Guo Bao didn't have the stomach to eat because he saw that face and vomited it out.

Seeing him, he felt that Marshal Tianpeng was very handsome.Bajie, I'm sorry, I only think you are handsome now.

The fat man raised his head, and his eyes happened to meet Guo Bao hanging on the tree, that glance made Guo Bao get goosebumps all over his body.

"Hey,... just pretend I didn't say that, so go ahead."

Guo Bao's words were still falling, the person had already been pulled down from the tree by a force, Guo Bao shook his head, and looked up at the fat and oily pig's head.

"Oh, the little guy looks pretty good." The fat man looked Guo Bao up and down, then turned back to look at the person who was still lying on the ground.

Guo Bao followed his eyes, only saw the man's fiery red clothes in tatters, Guo Bao could still see those two snow-white thighs, Guo Bao hurriedly turned his eyes away.

"Little guy, I saved you, how should you repay your kindness?"

Guo Bao jumped three steps away from him, hehe smiled: "How much do you want?"

The fat man laughed so hard that the lard trembled, "Money, I have a lot of money, you should say thank you for saving my life, it's too small to repay, only this body..."

"No," Guo Bao shook his head, correcting him, "it should be a promise with your body."

The fat man narrowed his eyes and rushed towards Guo Bao, "You said that."

Guo Bao hid, not letting him pounce, "I...what did I say?"

The fat man approached him, and said, "Didn't you say that you promised me with your body? I agreed, come on, first let your benefactor test whether you are qualified to make a promise with your body."

After passing Baohan, seeing the jiggling fat meat, he swore that he would never eat pork again.

"No, no need, the scenery up there is pretty good, why don't you put me back?" Guo Bao backed up, and backed up again.

The fat man chuckled, "Come on baby, I will love you very much."

Seeing that the fat man was about to pounce on him, Guo Bao yelled and tripped over something and fell to the ground.Fatty saw Bao fell to the ground, and was about to jump on him.

Guo Bao picked up an object casually, and hit the fat man fiercely.

The fat man snorted and fell directly to the ground, "Damn it, I'm trying to trick you, you dead pig, you don't even have a marshal with a canopy, yet you dare to show your eyes here..."

Guo Bao closed his eyes and beat hard.

Until a lazy voice came out of my ears: "If you keep beating, you will become meatloaf, and you can still grow flowers if it rots in the soil."

Guo Bao snorted coldly: "He's like a pig, I'm afraid I'll kill the flower oil, huh?"

Looking back, I saw the man leaning under the tree, dressed in red and thin brocade, as gorgeous as fire, reflecting the man's white skin like snow, with a peerless elegance.

"You...are you alright?" Guo Bao didn't know what to say suddenly.

The man glanced at him, and walked to the side of the fat man, the calm face, the instant icy coldness in his eyes made Guo Bao feel cold.

Seeing the man's saber up and down, the fat man's body was cut off, Guo Bao looked at it casually, and threw up while holding on to the tree pole.

The man in the fire suit cut off the fat man's lifeblood.

Throwing the bloody dagger on the ground, he turned and left. Three steps away, the man turned his head and said to Guo Bao who was still leaning on the tree pole to spit water.

"Although it was out of plan, thank you anyway."

After talking, Bao only saw a smear of red floating in front of his eyes, and there was no one in front of him.

In this place, only myself and a pig are left.

Looking at the corpse on the ground, Guo Bao yelled loudly, and ran forward desperately.He just went forward and bumped into a warm chest.

"I'm sorry!" Guo Bao bowed his head and apologized.

"Baby?" A familiar call came from above his head, Guo Bao raised his head, and saw a misty and soft face, familiar yet unfamiliar.

"Piao Miao..."

"Baby, did you fall?" Piao Miao turned him around to see that he hadn't suffered any serious injuries. She breathed a sigh of relief and asked strangely, "What's wrong, just now? I didn't even have time to adjust. Fortunately, you didn't have any serious injuries." hinder."

Passing Baodu's mouth, "Then they saw a little bird flying over, and they were afraid that you would hit it."

Piao Miao groaned, and replied, "That's it!"

Guoyu nodded, "I'm afraid you'll bump into a bird, and the red plum sparrow is a nationally protected animal."

Piao Miao sighed: "Am I not as good as a bird?"

Guo Bao said, "No, you will be buried with me!"

Piao Miao shook her head helplessly, saw Bao Meng panting, and asked strangely: "What's wrong with you? Someone is chasing you?"

Guo Bao blushed and said, "No one is chasing me, I'm still single."

Piao Miao unexpectedly had a day when she had nothing to say, so she took a deep breath, "I mean, why are you running in such a hurry?"

Guo Bao was stunned for a moment, and then seemed to think of something suddenly, his originally rosy face suddenly turned pale, Guo Bao couldn't help shaking when he thought of the scene just now.

"What's wrong?" Piao Miao asked strangely.

Guo Bao pointed to the back: "Over there, there are dead people over there."

Piao Miao smiled lightly, patted him on the back, and comforted him: "It's okay, it's just a dead person, it's just a game, it can't be real."

"But, but, I feel like it's real. The blood is very red, very red, and it smells like blood. I want to vomit..."

Piao Miao didn't speak, just patted the person in his arms lightly, of course he knew the feeling that Bao said, all the senses in UM are alive, although he knows the game is fake, but UM is different, you can feel it Real injury can be felt, and of course real death can also be felt.

Therefore, those who want to commit suicide can come to UM to experience it, and you will never have suicidal thoughts again.

I thought that I was so scared because I had never met Bao Bao before.

"Baby, you stay here, I'll go take a look." Piao Miao gently pushed him away, Guo Bao nodded.

Then he seemed to think of something, "By the way, don't look at that pig!"

Piao Miao stopped and asked strangely: "So a pig died?"

Guo Bao shook his head, "No, I'm alone, but that person looks like a pig."

Piao Miao smiled, gave some instructions, and then drifted towards the forest.