It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

There is another thing that also puzzles the cat. It will not be long before "Mr. Li" finds out that the man who named it seems to be more emotional than the cat Benmao, who was given an ominous name. It's a little more complicated.

According to Mao Zhuojue's dynamic vision observation, Mr. Li Dandan is sure that since he got the electronic identity card that cannot be changed temporarily, the man has read that card at least eleven or twelve times.

And every time he looks at it, there will be a little change on his indifferent and quiet face in the direction. His gaze will appear cautious and restrained. It was some kind of mysterious toxin that could be transmitted through vision. After one glance, he quickly moved away. He was determined not to let his eyes stay on it for too long, and then he would frown briefly between his brows, and pursed his thin lips almost into a straight line.

Li Dandan tried to judge whether the expression belonged to "heart like ashes" or "life without love".

Later, the cat, which was absorbing new knowledge very quickly, updated its vocabulary. It found the most accurate words, and felt that human beings were full of "difficult words".

"Mr. Li."

Baili's voice sounded in the dark corridor, because it was late at night, the electronic housekeeper adjusted the volume to a very low level, and was confident that the cat passing through the corridor would be able to hear it.

After Li Dandan came home with Yahuiquan, who had a famous name, Yahuiquan had a little argument with the electronic housekeeper about the new name for the cat.

Baili tried to call the cat "Master Dandan" at first, but Ya Huiquan was drinking water when he heard it, and choked on the intake pipe, coughing so much that he almost got angry.

"...can we have a more civilized name?" said the man who finally finished coughing badly.

Baili asked him strangely: "But young master, didn't you come up with the name 'Dandan'?"

Yahuiquan was speechless, and there was a period of silence as long as half a minute.

Beside him, the cat that had initially adapted to the new name looked up, just in time to see that the human was full of indescribable expressions and slightly irritable.

Like being unable to express emotions, wanting to get angry but having to admit that the source of the mistake was in oneself, so I had to hold back the anger, wishing I could split into a clone/body so that I could lose my temper with myself.

"Okay, exclude 'Dandan' and other similar titles." After waiting for a long time for the young master to answer, Baili showed a rare considerate side, without artificial mental retardation, and took the initiative to remove the owner's obviously very opinionated words from the address library. to erase.

Ya Huiquan still didn't say a word, he listened to "Dan Dan" again, just silently turned out the electronic ID card, and glanced at it as quickly as the information column scalded the eyeball.

"Then." Baili said again, "I call your cat spouse Young Master Li, do you think this is acceptable?"

Ya Huiquan said, "It sounds like I have a younger brother."

Having monopolized the title of "Young Master" in this family for decades, Ya Huiquan is really not used to hearing a new Young Master from the electronic housekeeper.

Of course, considering that the unique young master of the whole family is in a bad mood, what he said is actually suspected of being picky.

But the other two family members in the house raised no objections.

"Then I can only call your spouse 'Mr. Li'." Baili said.

Holding the only options left, the electronic butler stopped waiting for others to comment. He turned directly to the cat and asked, "Do you think 'Mr. Li' is acceptable?"

Cats are much more sensible than difficult humans, and they have no intention of embarrassing AI at all.

It walked up to the nearest smart home appliance, raised one of its front paws, and shook hands with the electronic housekeeper indirectly as if relying on the home appliance, and gave a "beep" to express its acceptance.

Ya Huiquan waited for the cat to come back to him again. He remembered that this was the subject of the "Le Dandan" tragedy. He reached out and touched the top of the cat's head. Touch the back of the kitten's ears.

"You accept everything." The person who caused the tragedy said, "You are so good at listening and can understand human characters and languages, why didn't you scratch me when you found out that your name was 'Li Dandan'?"

Li Dandan, the cat, may be a natural indulgence and casual cat, rather informal.

So when he found out that his name was "Li Dandan", he was shocked, and he could quickly understand the ominous meaning behind it with a cleverness that surpassed ordinary cats. After the shock passed, he showed his extraordinary adaptability.

"I won't scratch you." Li Dandan said to the person who was not in a good mood, very comforting.

But to human ears, the kitten is just "meow meow" very softly.

"You will be the only good-tempered one in our family from now on." Ya Huiquan pointed the tip of the kitten's nose with his finger.

The cat tilted its head because of this, but for a moment, it felt that there was something wrong, and it always felt that there was something wrong when this person praised him for his "good temper".

……

"Mr. Li."

The timeline returned to the present night, and the electronic butler softly called the cat in the corridor again.

Since the cat lived in this house, the next door to Yahuiquan has become the cat’s permanent room. No matter whether Li Dandan wanders around to sleep in any corner of the family during the day and is lazy, at night, it will be like being raised as a human being. , back to your own exclusive room for a night's sleep.

"Do you feel that the amount of exercise during the day is not enough today, do you want to start tonight's parkour?" Baili asked, and activated a small wall lamp in the corridor to adjust the light to be the same as his voice Small and soft.

The cat stopped under the light.

Li Dandan looked up at the wall-mounted temperature controller not far away, casting a quiet shadow on the wall under the dim light.

"If so, I'd like to recommend you to parkour in the playroom on the first floor." Baili continued in a low voice, "There are all your toys and enough space for activities, and I can also turn on the sound insulation and noise reduction for you there function, you can exercise to your heart's content."

The shadow on the wall did not move.

"But I don't recommend you to parkour in the corridor. The young master has no habit of turning on the noise reduction system in the upstairs area. Tomorrow is the day to attend the political ball. He needs enough sleep."

This time, the shadow on the wall shook its tail silently.

The cat did not leave its place, it withdrew its gaze from the thermostat, and looked at the closed door next door in the dimness beyond the reach of the wall lamp in the corridor.

Baili paused with the cat, and the electronic housekeeper tried to interpret the cat's behavior: "Or." He said, "You don't want to exercise, but you just want to sleep in a different place today. Are you going to try it in the young master's room?"

Five minutes later, I don't know how they did it, the artificial intelligence and the overly human cat reached a communication across species and language.

The closed door of Yahuiquan was opened quietly by Baili, and the cat walked into the human room with absolutely silent steps, with movements that were more subtle than that of the lion lady Usansa that day.

Those who are not alarmed see nothing.

Yahuiquan had been lying in the recuperation cabin for such a long time before, and he had to be taken care of by the medical monitoring center, so he couldn't easily let him go home. This shows that when he first returned to Monte, his condition was actually very poor.

Using a battery as a metaphor, Admiral Yashang just returned to Montenegro is like a battery that has worn out to the limit. "Exhausted" is not enough to describe it. He has used himself to the limit.

Be it mental or physical.

And from a certain level, mental overdraft is more terrifying than physical overdraft.

Mental power is directly related to the brain. Excessive use of mental power is like squeezing a rapeseed or peanut.

When the last trace of strength was forced out, the squeezed body was already crushed into powder, and the body could not be whole.

Yahuiquan almost pushed himself to the point where he was indistinguishable from a rapeseed or a peanut.

He was able to wake up from the recuperation cabin again, still alive and kicking, without brain damage, and under the automatic protection mechanism of the brain, he did not become a vegetable who has been lying in the recuperation cabin for a long time, which shows his strong physical fitness.

But no matter how strong he is, he is still a human being made of flesh and blood.

He hasn't fully recovered yet, and his mental exhaustion has left him with a little sequelae, which can be classified as "little things" in General Yashang's personal creed, and usually only happen at night, and the frequency is not high, just a little strange law.

In fact, when this "little thing" occurs, it feels similar to slowly pushing a needle into the human brain, puncturing the nerves one by one, and then triggering a whole-block reaction.

That feeling can't be said to be pure pain or anything else, it's too complicated, it has sharpness like a nerve puncture, but also soreness and dizziness like a headache and brain fever.

People will seem to be in two extreme states-wanting to fall asleep due to dizziness, but also having difficulty falling asleep due to the sharp pain from the nerves.

At the same time, people are not sober, and their consciousness is chaotic and fuzzy.

Ya Huiquan had two seizures since he came home. He didn’t say anything. Long-term use of sedative drugs will cause a certain degree of dependence. He is very strict in this aspect. Prohibiting the unauthorized use of sedatives on him was included in Baili's command library.

When it happened, he endured it with unimaginable willpower and endurance.

The night when the cat slipped into the room, Li Dandan suddenly felt that the people here might not be very comfortable, as if separated by a wall.

It quietly jumped onto the person's pillow, and with the natural superior night vision ability of cats, it saw clearly that the person was sleeping unsteadily, with a thin layer of cold sweat on his forehead, clinging to some scattered strands of hair .

It wasn't long before the sequelae occurred, but Yahuiquan was uncomfortable but not in a panic.

He seemed born to know how to restrain himself. In this chaotic state of unconsciousness, he also instinctively adjusted his breathing rate. His face was slightly turned to one side, and the smooth jaw line on one side was hidden in the pillow.

If there was no cold sweat on his forehead, no frowning between his brows, there would be nothing unusual about him.

"..."

After the cat checked the person's situation, it tilted its head slightly, then quietly walked over the pillow, first carefully licked the person's temples wet with cold sweat, and then brushed away the hair sticking to the person's forehead, and then Lie down on the top of the human head, stick your warm belly to the top of Yahuiquan's head, stretch out the limbs, the paw pads just rest on the temples, and the tail curls around, like a smart wipe, covering for people His forehead was covered with cold sweat.