It's too late to marry a cat [Interstellar]

A brain that has just recovered its memory can be roughly compared to a system library that is suddenly loaded with massive amounts of information and needs a little time to convert and absorb new data.

And the system itself is re-launched, and it was lucky to restart after being stagnant for a short period of time. Therefore, it also takes a little time, and the system needs to run the "absorption-transformation" instruction process several times before it can gradually run stably. Improve the speed and fluency of information processing.

Wo Xiu left the bedroom in a daze, and was taken into a restaurant in a daze. He watched "such a big man" carefully put him on a high chair— He lifted him up quickly again, and he swayed his limbs in mid-air reflexively.

Wo Xiu: "..."

At this time, the temporarily stuck brain finally struggles past the "non-responsive" period and continues to process information.

He heard the big Yahui Spring say: "Baili?"

Immediately someone in the room responded: "Yes, young master, good morning, Mr. Li, you are also good morning, may I ask you if there is anything you can do for me?"

The big Ya Huiquan said: "I sent a cushion from the living room to add a chair for the cat. It doesn't seem very comfortable."

A small housekeeping robot drove out from the corner in a blink of an eye. Its silent power wheels quickly rolled over the smooth floor tiles, and soon came back with a fluffy cushion with its small robotic arm raised high.

"What's wrong with Mr. Li?" the housekeeping robot parked next to the high chair asked, like a little monster with a long neck in a legend, "Kaka" raised its head higher than the dining table, and put the cushion When the high chair was laid, it took a look at Wo Xiu by the way. With its mechanical body, Wo Xiu could see the real concern from its movements.

Wo Xiu's brain ran halfway through the information, and he remembered that Baili was Yahuiquan's electronic housekeeper, the artificial intelligence in charge of the house, and his new best brother in the AI ​​world.

At the same time, the reason why Ya Huiquan looks "so big" is not because the other party has really grown, but because he himself has become smaller.

For some reason, he's now in zoomorphic form and is mistaken for a cat.

So "Mr. Li" is calling him a name for a cat?So particular, these days cats still have to have a name... Or is this a unique habit of the person in front of him, who pays more attention to this aspect, thinking that his cat also needs to have a full name?

The second half of the information has not been loaded yet, the memory of being a "cat" and the memory of people are running in, and occasionally they fight with each other. When Wo Xiu is a little puzzled by the title "Mr. Li", he always feels that he has missed some important information. Thinking about it, as soon as the thought of "my cat" came into his mind, he felt a sudden arrhythmia in his heart, and his thinking almost completely disrupted.

On the one hand, he felt himself being carefully supported by two hands and placed back on the padded high chair.

Wo Xiu: "..."

It feels weird to be carried around.

He looked up at the owner of the hand, and Yahuiquan happened to be looking at him too.

Of course, Ya Huiquan didn't know that his cat had undergone drastic changes quietly. He pressed the cat firmly in the morning, even though he got up at a speed that almost bounced off, but no one knew better than himself that at the moment of turning over, He moves with skill.

If there was really a person behind him at that time, the sudden surge would be enough to quickly suppress the opponent, and firmly control the other person's actions with the instantaneous burst of strength and skill.

However, all the feelings of "someone in the room" seem to be just illusions.

Except for the cat who changed places on a sudden whim today and ran from the pillow to sleep behind him, Yahuiquan did not find a second living creature behind him.

He didn't have time to investigate why he felt sleepy and thought the room was occupied, and he didn't have time to find out if there was any other evidence that the room had been infiltrated. Li Dandan, who was suppressed by him with tactical skills, was "turned dead" in front of him without saying a word. General Ya, who was used to seeing big scenes, was taken aback, and all he could think about was to see the cat as soon as possible.

Upstairs, Yahuiquan had manually checked Li Dandan from head to tail, and the condition seemed to be fine. He did not feel any damage to the bones or joints, and several important soft tissues were preliminarily judged to be healthy.

After going downstairs, I was afraid that the purely manual inspection would still have errors. After all, I am not a veterinarian, so I am not professional in this area. Ya Huiquan told Baili about accidentally crushing the cat after he settled Li Dandan. Ask the electronic housekeeper to do a detailed full-body scan.

Baili was also shocked by the fact that people were beating cats.

"How can you use your own weight to press Mr. Li?" The electronic housekeeper said seriously when he activated the scanning light, "Even though Mr. Li's size has grown recently, he is a much stronger cat than kittens of the same age. But compared with you, whose body fat percentage has been kept at a low level all year round and looks like this but actually weighs more than [-] pounds, it is really too young and weak."

"..." Ya Huiquan said, "Why do you keep talking so much when you have an examination?"

General Ya with "this look" basically has no excess fat all over his body, wide shoulders and narrow waist, as if even his bones are very standard, and his beautiful physique is built together with the correct bones, which are created by long-term high-intensity training Smooth muscles.

As we all know, the weight of muscle is much higher than that of fat at the same volume. People with high-density muscle groups will not be too light anyway. In addition to their height, compared to a cat, it is really not bad heavy.

However, as another person involved in Baili's condemnation, Wo Xiu's first reaction was to think: "It's not possible, it's okay."

He subconsciously substitutes the perspective of being a human being.

Although he never hugged this person properly, when the two met in person for the first time, Wo Xiu "carried" this person more than once, and it seemed that he was always very relaxed, but it made him very suspicious for a while. Did this person keep losing weight on Desolate Star because of his injury?

Then after this round of thinking was over, Wo Xiu suddenly realized his current state, and he belatedly thought about Baili's evaluation of himself: "..."

Friends, who are you talking about being young and weak?

Wo Xiu wanted to protest for himself, but fell into aphasia in front of the raised front paw two seconds later, and found that he might indeed lack a little persuasion now.

Just when he felt a little silly holding up his paws and was about to put his front paws back on the soft pad, a hand stretched out beside him.

Yahuiquan noticed the cat's move and gently pinched the raised paw.

"Scan this leg again." Yahuiquan said to Baili who gave the scan result of "normal value, no injury" just 5 minutes ago.

He was worried that Li Dandan still felt uncomfortable, but even the AI ​​didn't scan it, so the cat used this small gesture to express it.

But Baili scanned again, and the artificial intelligence still replied: "It is confirmed that there is no injury. Mr. Li's leg is very healthy."

Ya Huiquan frowned, he didn't let go, he just lowered his head and asked the cat directly: "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Wo Xiu didn't feel uncomfortable. The unexpected pressure only stunned his mind, and he didn't recover for a long time. It really didn't cause any harm to his shrunken and animalized body.

This serious concern made him very uncomfortable, making him always feel that he was facing a false precipice.

In Wo Xiu's memory, Yahuiquan would not be so straightforward, nor would he express his worries and concerns openly.

According to his past experience, even if Ya Huiquan wanted to express his concern, the way would be awkward.

When this person is concerned about your safety, he will pull his face and say in a tone that you can hardly hear good intentions: "Come and see if you are dead."

If you are worried about your body, and it is estimated that you may be exhausted in a certain area, this person will usually say: "In your current state? Get out of the way, I am afraid that your disease will soon spread from the brain to the body. From now on, I will be seriously ill from now on, and I have to find a way to find medicine in this barren mountain."

Regarding the latter part of "finding medicine" that Yahuiquan once said, Wo Xiu remembered that he was very surprised after listening to it.

"What?" he said at the time, "I thought your wilderness survival skills were blank, so you still look for medicine?"

"Look for poison." General Ya put on a cold face, and when he gets angry, his words will become even more unpleasant, and he will reply with a nose that is not a nose or an eye, "For the sake of years of fighting and friendship, I will give you a good time, so as not to hurt you inside and out." Qi's illness is too painful, so you're welcome."

After many years, Woxiu shut down his computer and restarted it again. He was still deeply impressed by Ya Huiquan's hard-talking traits. He could quickly cite more than two-digit examples within a minute to prove that this Covenant general was real. He loves to be unforgiving.

Even, he still remembers that in the last call before it can be called "last time", Yahuiquan's last expression frozen on the Caton communication screen was also full of cursing intentions, and he felt that as long as the signal was reset If it is connected, the other party will not waste a second. You must immediately continue to scold him for making his own decisions, and he will not stop until the communication signal is disturbed again.

—So, who is this gentleman in front of him at this moment?

The man who hugged Yahuiquan early in the morning and was still awake, with eyes closed and breathing steadily, looked the same as in the past, but at this moment, a fully awake Yahuiquan met Wo Xiu's eyes, and he looked down with concern. His eyes were downcast, his eyes were almost soft, and the slightly furrowed eyebrows were not because he wanted to be habitually serious or pick someone's thorns, but purely out of worry.

Wo Xiu also noticed that Yahuiquan let down his hair on his forehead, instead of combing it all back. Those randomly scattered strands of hair softened his brows and eyes, making those eyes that used to look extremely cold seem like became gentle.

Moreover, he was looking at his old enemy with such a pair of eyes.

"Old Enemy" Wo Xiu can't stand it.

How did this person become like this? Is he really Yahuiquan?Wo Xiu was a little skeptical.

But he breathed a sigh of relief at the same time as doubting.

Because if a person is gradually becoming peaceful and seems more willing to open himself up and express his emotions to the outside, a person who was not very good at providing care in the past is trying to give care, this is because he is living a good life, the new Life seems to be going alright.

The two systems in Wo Xiu's brain are still running in. He hasn't finished accepting all the memories of being a cat, and the human memory also grabs his thinking from time to time, making it easy for him to fall into comparing what he sees with his memory. distracted.

Ya Huiquan waited patiently for a long time, and it took him a long time to wait for his cat to respond to his question—not even a whimper.

So the man couldn't help rubbing the cat's head with his other empty hand, and then touched the cat's nose, which was exceptionally quiet today.

He called the cat: "Li Dandan?"

Wo Xiu suddenly woke up from the dream of "Gentle Cliff and Spring".

Wo Xiu immediately thought: "Li what? Is this a name?"

He thought for a second: "Who gave such a miserable name?"

At the third moment, finally, Wo Xiu found that Ya Huiquan's eyes were still looking at him, and the other party never turned his gaze away from the beginning to the end.

So……

Wo Xiu: "..."

Wo Xiu: "..."

Unbelievably, Li Dandan was actually me!