[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

High-definition, no code | The high-restricted movie plan that you can watch as clearly as you want to watch failed; the plan for the homemade extra-large bowl of dog food made by the brand of Earth Fang that even the dogs in Wanshiwu didn’t want to look at failed, even with fake 13 spit liver Vomiting gallbladder and almost being admitted to the hospital, she also discovered the hidden Goubuli attribute of the chestnut girl; the bad boy Luzhong's blackmail plan failed, and Yinshi only had 600 yuan in his wallet, and he couldn't even afford a Goubuli bun.

Edo Fever company play plan failed; Akihabara Maid Cafe play plan failed; Ebisu Muscat concert plan failed...

"Hey! This is no longer a plan to scare Miss Chestnut away, but a plan to explode the true attributes of otaku! Also, what is that Edo craze, copying other people's [beep——] craze needs to be a little level, okay? And, by the way, that Yebisu muscat has already completely transferred someone else's original name, okay? Besides, they have already disbanded. Hey, how could they come out to hold a concert again. Ms. Zhongshan, are you really okay with this? ?”

"Who cares, I don't believe that AKa and AINo will come to me, besides, aren't they already disbanded... Well, Shin Hachikun, the point is not here, should we first consider how to complete the task now, A little later, I have no doubt that Yinshi will be headshot."

"Well, even if you say so, Miss Zhongshan..."

But even though we tried our best to take Yinshi back from the hands of class enemies, Chestnut still walked beside Yinshi calmly, humming a song with great interest, as if mocking us.

I can't help crying.

Li Zi’s sincere infatuation with Mayonnaise 13 adults deeply moved me, and made me unconsciously exclaim that there is still true love in the world—what a fart!

"She's naked | laughing at us, that woman."

"Kagura-chan, why is your fighting spirit inexplicably high...Hey, Miss Zhongshan, why are you too!"

It's a pity that until it was half dark, I couldn't think of a good way to shake the world and weep ghosts and gods. I could only watch Yinshi and Chestnut standing under a lush tree in the afterglow of the setting sun. , the setting sun dyed the silver hair, reflecting the dazzling light.

Speaking of which, why didn't Li Zi realize that his 13-year-old had dyed his hair?

"Master Mayonnaise just now protected me heroically, and took me to so many interesting places."

This girl has enough taste.Gintoki's performance of hurry up and punish me has become heroic, and the super gathering place of otaku has also become interesting.What's wrong with the girls these days, could it be that I've been out of step with the times?

"Eh? No, no, no, ha, ha ha." Yin Shi smiled awkwardly.

"So shy!" Li Zi covered her face in embarrassment after finishing speaking, "Oh, I actually said such a shameful thing~" There was a shy trill at the end of the sentence.

But, chestnut girl, where did you see that he was shy?

"Don't hate me because of this~"

May I say that Jiaochuan is well-received?

I waved to Gintoki who was standing awkwardly next to Chestnut, "Hey, come here." I said softly.

Yinshi walked over cautiously, and squatted in the grass with the four of us.

"It doesn't matter, Ah Yin, I absolutely don't want to care about it anymore. I absolutely don't want to care about a girl's innocent first love. Hijikata, this is your business. You can solve it! Mayonnaise 13 adults, Ah Yin I'm about to have a heart attack." Yinshi lay down weakly, looking very physically and mentally exhausted.

"Silver..."

"Okay," I said calmly, "it's absolutely fine."

Yinshi looked at me questioningly, "I thought you would say something like 'If you don't go, I'll kill you', but I didn't expect..."

"But," I spread my hands towards Yin Shi, "I can't beat you, can I?"

"...So, we can already go back."

"How is it possible? Everything has to have a beginning and an end. You can't just dump her if you seduce a girl's heart. That kind of man should cut his [beep——] into shreds." I looked at The three men present subconsciously turned on the self-protection mode and smiled slightly.

"Elder sister is right about Aru, and then put his [beep——] into his [beep——]." Kagura nodded in agreement.

"That's it, don't you think so, Yinshi?"

"...I understand, so let me tell you what to do."

"I do have an idea, but this idea needs props." 'Qing Qiang Qiang', I pulled out a few doll costumes, "This is it."

"...Where did you take it out?"

"This kind of problem is not important. You are focusing on the wrong direction. What you need to do now is to put on this suit and tell a white lie to Miss Chestnut."

"Lies? I'm so sorry but I love you?"

"Let's do it yourself, say something reliable, and don't let people find you an idiot."

"Who is an idiot, Hundan, apologize to all the idiots in the world, you Hudan!"

The four of us all looked at him like idiots.

When Yinshi reluctantly changed his clothes and came out again, Li Zi had already searched for the 13-sama for a long time.

"Hey, what kind of clothes are these? They're white and fluffy. They're so disgusting." Yinshi looked at the clothes and said disgustedly. He didn't wait for us to explain, and walked out of the grass on his own.

"Master Mayonnaise? Master Mayonnaise?" Chestnut called the name of Master Mayonnaise 13.

"Don't look back!" "Great mayonnaise—" the chestnut girl wanted to turn back happily. "Do not look back!"

"Before, there is something I didn't tell you. In fact, I am the prince egg yolk from the mayonnaise star of the chocolate Buffy galaxy in the Britannia nebula." "Egg yolk, prince, son?"

"Okay, you can turn back."

Chestnut girls bring their own BGM happiness back——

……

I covered my mouth, thumped the ground, and tried my best to hold back my laughter. Gintoki actually put on that dress. It’s a pity that I don’t have a smartphone, otherwise I would have photographed it and shared it with the whole universe. It’s so ridiculous hahahaha.

"Miss Zhongshan," Shinpachi looked at me helplessly, "and Kagura-chan too," Shinpachi turned to Kagura who was rolling on the grass with his hands on his stomach because he laughed so hard, "Even Mr. Hijikata." Tufang definitely came out to show off his cuteness.

"Hey, let's put it on too," I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, "Cooperate with Yinshi, so that this task of deceiving the girl's heart can draw a perfect end."

"Yes!"

After Kagura and I finished changing the mayonnaise cans, Shinpachi had already prepared the wooden trolley.A few of us are already hiding in the grass, listening to the conversation between Gintoki and the chestnut girl.

"Master Mayonnaise, please take me to the Mayonnaise Star. If I eat mayonnaise, I will have no problem with three meals a day." Girl, you are fine, and it must be Gintoki who had problems at that time.

Yin Shi turned to us, put his hand on her shoulder, and said solemnly: "Mayonnaise Planet is a planet with mayonnaise in its atmosphere, and it is not for you to live there."

"How could this be, Master Mayonnaise..." Chestnut looked at Yinshi sadly, stood on tiptoe, and slowly moved his lips closer to Yinshi's face.

I'm going to kiss this is?I opened my eyes wide in excitement, leaned forward slightly, and stared at the two without blinking.

Seeing the two people getting closer and closer, I focused all my attention on their faces.

The sky is unpredictable, and people have misfortunes and blessings. I forget who said it. The most angry thing in the world is that a trusted friend stabbed you in the back.

I suddenly felt a strong force behind me, and when I was not prepared, it pushed me hard, or maybe kicked me.

My body was already leaning forward, but the sudden movement behind me allowed me to rush out without any resistance.

In the blink of an eye, I turned my head, Hijikata Kagura and Shinpachi all had demonic smiles on their faces.

On the other side, Lizi saw a person wearing the same mayonnaise bottle costume as her mayonnaise-sama rushing towards her, and took a step back in surprise.

To my relief, Yinshi, who has been my friend for many years, did not let me rush over in the end, but stretched out his hand in front of me to prevent me from rushing out, because there is a small slope behind him, and if he rushed over, he would definitely Rolled down smoothly.

Friends, this is a friend, a good friend who sees the truth in adversity.

I was about to borrow Yinshi's hand to stabilize my body and control the speed, when I was shocked to see——

Yinshi's face showed the same demonic smile as the three souls in the grass, and he withdrew his hand with a 'swish'.

If this revenge is not repaid, I swear not to be human!

Seeing that my tendency to rush to that small slope was unavoidable, the moment I passed by Yinshi, I turned my head and gave a sinister smile, and with all my strength, I pulled Yinshi down.

If I'm going to die, I have to pull a back, too.

But when I really started to roll down, I regretted it extremely. Why did I choose such a brain-dead costume as a mayonnaise bottle? Can't protect my face, a failure of a failure.

Just as the sky was spinning, my eyes flashed white, followed by black again.

Before I could react, I rolled toward the center of the earth because of the gravitational force and stopped.

I stretched out my hand, "Yinshi?", it was actually Yinshi who covered my face.

"Miyuki, you really are, you should lose weight."

... I flicked Yinshi's head vigorously.

My heart is still, a little moved, well, although only a little bit.

"Master Mayonnaise!" The chestnut girl ran down the slope anxiously, "Master Mayonnaise, are you alright?"

"It's okay, even when the time is up, I should leave the egg yolk."

"Master Mayonnaise..." The chestnut girl flattened her mouth, her eyes were a little watery, she suppressed tears, and said in a choked voice: "Master Mayonnaise, please take care of yourself, and you, Li Zi suddenly turned to me, "Are you his princess? Please take good care of him and count me in."

...Which eye did you see that I was his concubine, the third eye of God Erlang?Also, if I'm really the princess, shouldn't you react like this?Have times moved so fast that I've been thrown light-years away?

"Goodbye, Master Mayonnaise." Chestnut bid farewell with tears.

Gintoki got into the wooden cart prepared by Shinpachi, and just as I was about to go to the front and pull it with Hijikata, Kagura pushed me onto it.

Eh?What is the situation?

As the car went further and further away, I could still vaguely see Lizi waving in my peripheral vision until I could no longer see her.

"Then, it's time for us to settle the final score." I looked at a few people grimly, "Kagura is out of food, Shinpachi, I believe Shinpachi is still a good boy, as for you, Mr. Hijikata, you are trying to hook| I will tell Sougo and Mitsuha verbatim about the bad incident of attracting underage girls to cuddle and cuddle."

"Sanye knows."

"Hmph, it's no use begging me, I must, eh? What? What did you just say? Sanye knows?!"

"Of course Sanye knows, I told her a long time ago."

"Including you want to seduce|seduce an underage girl?"

"I know. By the way, what is seduction? I'm completing a mission!"

"That is to say, what I did was superfluous? Hijikata! I'll fight you too, you're so weak, go to hell!" I was about to rush out of the car angrily, but was grabbed by Yinshi.

"Miyuki, then, let's settle the accounts." Gintoki smiled at me softly.

"...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"It's not enough to be wrong. Why do you really choose the group if an apology is useful, although the real selection group is useless in the first place. How should I punish you?"

...Help!

The author has something to say: In this chapter, any vocabulary involving Shenma red rope, Edo heat, muscat grape, AKa, AINo, good boy, please don’t use Baidu, and Google is also bad~ Lie is a song of BIGBANG, and the sentence in English It is also the most famous lyrics in it.

I was shocked to hear the news of the exam in the morning, and hurried to read the book, I didn’t turn on the computer, and I was late for a long time~~ I was running away...