[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

Of course, it is impossible for us to go back wearing this kind of clothes, so I decided that when Kagura and I changed clothes, I had no psychological pressure, and it can be said that I ran away with huge psychological pressure.

I'm afraid that I will die under Yin Shi's hands.

After I changed my clothes, I unexpectedly found that my mayonnaise bottle also had a crown on it. I didn’t have it when I put it on. I slowly looked up at Kagura who looked left and right but didn’t look at me. "Kagura,"

"Bon voyage, big sister," Kagura suddenly shouted.

I almost fell on the flat ground, Kagura, this brat, is too worrying.

"Miyuki," Gintoki said slowly not far away, "Do you want to run? Are you Yuzuki Sakurai? Hotaru Odagiri?"

"Who is Odagiri Hotaru, Hundan! Even if I am Sakurai Yuzuki, you are not Lukazes."

"Huh?" Yinshi raised his voice in an unclear tone.

... Is the shaking S mode fully turned on, you are so faint.I replied weakly: "Okay, you can be anyone, whether it is Zeth or Yuxi, it doesn't matter if you say you are Tianbai."

"Tianbai? Who wants to have the same voice as that bastard Takasugi, ah...sorry."

"I'm sorry for what, the Zhensengumi are so useless. Why don't you just kneel down and beat your legs, then take out your wallet and pay [-] protection fees. Hurry up, I don't have that much patience."...I was saying What, am I brain-dead, why haven't I realized the true meaning of life that if you don't die, you won't die? "Ha, haha, don't pay too much attention to it, Yinshi, I was joking, haha, I'm leaving right now, stay out of your sight!"

I ran as fast as I could.

Fortunately, Yinshi didn't really catch up. While I was running away, I was secretly glad.

"So? Miyuki, you came to my place?"

"Please." I clasped my hands together and looked at Sanye expectantly, "You are the only one I can rely on, Xiaoye. If you don't take me in, I'll have to sleep on the street."

"No way." Sanye said with a smile.

"Eh? Why? Xiaoye, do you have the heart to see me, a mentally handicapped woman, living alone on the street? Edo is so dangerous, there are so many bad guys, Xiaoye."

"There's no room left in the Shinsengumi, and I don't have a place here either."

It is true to say that Sanye’s place is full of things. Although this room is not Sanye’s bedroom, the outer room is not big, but there are a lot of things piled up. Looking at the exposed corner, it seems that it is not Sanye’s bedroom. Ye's...

"Actually, I heard from Mr. Xiao that the general will come to the Zhenxuan Group for inspection tomorrow."

"Eh, eh? General?" That serious general who cares about his people is coming to Shinsengumi for inspection. What are you doing? Haircut?

"I heard that we are going to go to a seaside beach for vacation. Fourteen and Mr. Xiao will also go together. Well, it's a rare vacation. There are many people in the Zhenxuan group, so I packed up my luggage. But I found out A lot of stuff, so I put it in an empty room."

a lot of things?I glanced at a package behind Sanye, and I knew in my heart, isn't that someone's younger sister sauce...

"Actually, Axue, I plan to move out in a few days." Sanye said.

"Moving out? Where are you going to live, Wuzhou or Edo, do Sougo and Mr. Dojikata know, have you found a house?"

"Axue," Sanye laughed, "I just made this plan. I originally wanted to discuss it with Mr. Xiao today, but they have a task to perform tomorrow, so I decided to wait until they come back."

"So, what about Mr. Hijikata, when do you plan to hold the ceremony?" I looked at Mitsuha jokingly.

Mitsuba blushed a little, and said a little shyly: "I really hope to hold the ceremony with Axue, let's hold the ceremony together in the future, it's agreed, Axue."

"Me? I'm afraid that when you and Mr. Hijikata's children can make soy sauce, I haven't found someone who can support me." I spread my hands to express my helplessness.

"Aren't Axue and Mr. Sakata also holding a ceremony soon, then we can be together."

I looked at Mitsuha suspiciously, "I said, Xiaoye, have you misunderstood something? Gintoki and I don't have the kind of relationship you have with Mr. Hijikata."

"I understand, Axue." Mitsuha had an expression that I understood.

I mean, you really don't understand.

And, "Didn't you just say that the ceremony will be held soon? Are you and Mr. Hijikata going to hold the ceremony soon? Is the dress ready? Speaking of which, what kind of pattern will be printed on his kimono, sincere character?" ?”

Sanye's refusal to take me in was beyond my expectation, so that for a while, I couldn't think of where else I could go except Wanshiwu. It was impossible to run back to Wuzhou in the middle of the night.

Thinking about it this way, I seem to have been living under the roof of others all these years, and I don’t even have a property of my own. Even though the house price in Edo is so expensive that it makes people vomit blood for three liters, and if I sell all the blood, I still can’t afford a toilet the size of a toilet. area, but with my savings for so many years, renting a small apartment...

Looks like I can't afford to rent...

I've lived for so many years, but I can't even afford to rent a house? Can I do it all over again in my failed life?

I quietly opened the door of the master house, acting like a thief.

Kabukicho is a city that never sleeps, but it doesn't mean that Master House is also a group of night owls. At this time in the past, Shinpachi has already gone home. If it is Sunday, Kagura will wait in front of the TV to watch Komagami Yasha. It is said that this It is very effective for her to raise Dingchun. If it is Monday, Yinshi will definitely lie on the sofa and watch his newly bought JUMP day and night, which will have a miraculous effect on his madaoization.

Today is Sunday. In theory, Kagura should be watching the ending chapter of Komagami Yasha, but since last Sunday Komagami got the [beep——] jade and Ge [beep——] and opened a new chapter together. After being scolded for this episode, Kagura did not wait in front of the TV tonight to concentrate like he did in the past few weeks.

I sat on the sofa and turned on the TV.In fact, I liked the last episode quite a bit, but I missed watching it by a few minutes. Anyway, every episode has a review of the previous episode, just like ONEPARK’s kind of review of the previous episode, OP reminiscences, and ED preview of the next episode.

Turning the TV to the Yomiuri channel, I leaned on the sofa and waited for 02:30 in the morning.

I don't know how many times the drowsiness hit me. After my spine moved N times, I yawned and turned on the time on the TV. It started at 02:30 in the morning.

A piece of cherry blossoms fell from the sky and swirled, and a piece of teaching building appeared on the TV.Ge [beep——] Is this going back?I changed my posture and lay down on the sofa to continue watching.

A boy dressed as a high school student appears.Who is this person, why did he look so familiar when he first appeared on stage, and he was slightly impressed.

His eyes shifted to the list in front of him - Makoto Ito...

Didn’t you agree on the finale of Komagami Yasha? Why did it suddenly become a story about how the scumbag died? Was my Komagami Yasha’s finale eaten? you.

I glanced at the icon of the TV station, and sure enough, I was tuned to the wrong channel. I was watching Kanagawa TV. I desperately reached for the TV and dialed a channel back.

"From the sky, my blue angel"

……

Why are you always on campus? Has your integrity been eaten by Brother Cheng?

I lowered my hand weakly, ignored the still playing animation, and fell asleep.When I was sleeping in a daze at night, I vaguely found a heat source next to it. Didn’t Dingchun sleep on the sofa opposite? I leaned over it, it was so warm.

In the early morning, this month is not considered cold, I slapped Dingchun's paws on my head, turned around and hugged Dingchun, after consciously avoiding Dingchun's mouth, a flash of self-satisfaction flashed in my heart, Dingchun He put his paw on my body again, but this time it was on my waist. I felt quite warm, so I continued to sleep.

"Yin-sang, Yin-sang, get up quickly, we have to go to work at the seaside today, if there is a job to find us, we must not be late today, Yin-sang. So is Kagura-chan, get up quickly, Miss Zhongshan is here."

"Xinbaji, disturbing a lady's beauty sleep is the most unforgivable behavior, Aru."

"Kagura-chan, Miss Zhongshan is already here, but where is Miss Zhongshan?"

I was sleeping next to Dingchun.

"Yin-san, get up," said the voice of the room sliding door being opened, "Yin--sorry for disturbing you, please ignore my existence."

With a bang, the door was closed again.

Really, did something happen in Gintoki's room? Shinpachi, this is simply a disturbing dream.

However, why is something wrong? Why does Xinpachi's voice change from small to loud.

I opened my eyes, blinked, blinked.

In front of him are abdominal muscles, not dog hair, flesh-colored, not white.

... I raised my head stiffly, and Gintoki's eyes just met.

Can I change my name to Dog Blood from now on?

"Morning, good morning."

"Ah, hehe, good morning..."

"Then, that, why am I here?"

"Dream, let's sleepwalk..."

"Hey, Yinshi, how could I sleepwalk here." I pushed Yinshi away and sat up.My clothes are intact, obviously nothing that shouldn't have happened, as for how I was transferred from the sofa to Yinshi's room, I don't believe that I can sleepwalk.

"That's right, it's sleepwalking, ah, Ah Yin, I won't lie to you, ha, ha ha."

"Really?" I asked Silver.

"Really." Yin Shi nodded desperately.

"Liar, you are lying, Yinshi," I looked Yinshi up and down, "You don't have bad intentions, do you?"

"Who, who has bad intentions, Ah Yin, I am a good man of the century who can go to the hall, go to the kitchen and go out, help the old lady cross the road and bridge, and help the fallen old man to get up!"

"It's just you? Come on, Yinshi, a man who only has four pieces of the same style of clothes and can only make red bean rice bowls is not qualified to say that."

"Tch, Ah Yin, I am the connotation. Do you understand the connotation? A woman like you who has no brains, no European style, and even fat times is a dark purple aunt's style is not qualified to speak of me."

"I didn't ask you to be responsible. Besides, nothing happened, why are you so excited!"

"Ayin, I'm going to be responsible for showing you, just wait!"

"...What? Yinshi, you took the wrong medicine, oh no, you didn't have time to take the medicine this morning. My God, how do you go to work in this state, I'm really worried about the person in charge of the beach."

"Ah Yin, I'm not going today, I'll be in charge now!" After speaking, she rushed over.

If this is a hot-selling TV series from Kimchi Star, the two are hugging each other tightly now, the girl is affectionately calling Ou, and the boy is also calling Huizhu Huizhu; if this is a European and American movie , now the two should be kissing passionately and passionately; if this is a BLUEBOOK, the two of them are already out of control now.

Unfortunately, this is a serious pure love novel.

Yinshi and I really got into a scuffle. We fought a lot when we were two kids, especially when I was just learning kendo. At that time I thought I was good at martial arts. I kicked Nan Murong down, but after losing three players in a row, I no longer had the courage to challenge.

So, this is a plane that has been gone for many years.

"Hey, Yinsang, Miss Zhongshan, what are you doing, a war between women?"

"This guy won't let me, Ah Yin, be in charge, and I'm in charge, Ah Yin!"

"...I see, Kagura-chan, we can go, the world of adults is really too difficult to understand."

"Hey Alu, is eldest sister going to have a baby?"

Gintoki and I stared stiffly at the two happily leaving.

"Sakata Gintoki! It's my responsibility to teach you a lesson, you bastard!"

"Hachi, Kagura-chan, listen to my explanation!"

The author has something to say: I got the news today that when I didn't apply for the list, the editor-in-chief put me in the collection. I don't know whether I should be happy that the editor-in-chief remembered me, or should I want to update it this week. Fifty thousand and sad.

That so-and-so’s sister sauce didn’t refer to the article just finished by JJ Tongyan Channel. It originally meant that the president is a magazine in a certain episode of the maid, and that episode talked about his sister sauce.

I don’t need to talk about Komagami Yasha, but the program of Yomiuri’s successor to Inuyasha’s final chapter is not Rizai, it’s Kanagawa’s program, and I don’t know if Yomiuri’s station Tokyo can receive it, lol~ Hai A certain period of time in The Thieves was really a 22-minute review preview, OPED memories were all removed, and there were only a few minutes of the story. A girl in our dormitory and I often scolded the production team about this.

Five days in a row, the weekly update will start after the [-] is settled, the exam is really a deadly sword...