I'm going crazy and I'm green

"Little dwarf, why are you spoiling the young master again?"

To be honest, I don't even understand myself, why Liu Chao insisted on talking to me standing in the alley instead of choosing a more secluded place, such as a restaurant or something.The only shelter was the two carriages blocking the entrance of the alley, as if they were doing some illegal business.

"Do you also like Shen Miao?" Liu Chao asked me in the alley.

"Do you like Shen Miao?" I dare not answer the question.

Although I don't know very well, Shen Miao has a certain share in Liu Chao's heart after being disturbed in this life.But if someone wants to compete with him, even a single heavy thing can do a lot of damage.After all, in the previous life, the first thing the general’s father taught us, my mother and father, in the chaotic backyard like an emperor’s old man was: the things that everyone is fighting for are good things.

I didn't know how to answer, so I just shook my head, but Liu Chao got closer and closer.

"Don't like Shen Miao?" Liu Chao, who has suffered a thousand knives, leaned over, causing my nose to almost bump into his chest.My heart was flustered, and I immediately stood aside.

He looked at me condescendingly, and said coquettishly, "If you don't like Shen Miao, then you like me?"

I fuck? ? ? ? ? ?

I know I'm shameless, but I'm not so shameless.

When I opened my mouth, I wanted to scold him for hysteria or madness, but I saw Liu Chao also took a step aside, standing face to face with me.

He lowered his head very oppressively, almost touching his face, and I was almost squeezed into the wall by him, really no different from the hooligans who molested singing and dancing girls in Hualiu Alley.

Just when I thought he was going to kiss me frantically, and I was already planning to make up my mind and kick him in the air for the rest of my life, he straightened up and backed away.

Liu Chao smacked his lips, and taunted cheaply: "It's a pity, I have to look like Shen Miao's scholar, clear and cold, and I'm excited when I think about it. You little brat who hasn't even grown hair yet, kid Lord, I absolutely despise it."

Ah……

I breathed a sigh of relief, and tried to "swish, swish" the small knife that turned into a disdainful look at Liu Chao's face, to see if I couldn't even make a cut.

With all due respect, laughing at my future self who doesn't have Zhang Qi, besides witnessing his unconscious stupidity, can it bring him much happiness?

I sneered inwardly, knowing how to make him sick the most, I squeezed my throat and whispered softly: "Brother Liu, how can you think better than that stolen poem."

As soon as Liu Chao heard the "stolen poem", he would change his face, and I continued, "I can't bear to see you using General Liu's power to do evil, and at the same time putting on airs, ruining the future of a good man like Brother Shen!"

Seeing myself deflated is indescribably painful and joyful to others.

However, Liu Chao didn't walk away once again, as I thought. Instead, he thought about it thoughtfully, and said disdainfully, "Doing evil? Pretentious? Yu Jiayan, you think I'm like Shen Miao, Do you really think that you are 'young and straight-tempered', a naive and pitiful child?"

Today, he seemed to be disgusted by his own description, and couldn't help frowning.

He said: "Others can't understand it, but I know it very clearly. I, Liu Zilan, am indeed a bastard who does evil and puts on airs, but you are a little bastard if you pretend to be cute."

"you!"

Liu Chao didn't wait for me to refute, he opened his mouth and continued to babble: "Do you think you are doing justice for the heavens? If you didn't rely on your parents' power, how would you go against the young master safely? And which thing is done according to the rules of etiquette? If it weren't for your young age, Shen Miao would have given you such an ignorant person a good face? Will he like you?"

Liu Chao gave me a contemptuous look, patted his ass and left.

Just as I know how to poke Liu Chao's sore spots best, Liu Chao also naturally knows how to embarrass me.

"I don't know etiquette", Shen Miao has reprimanded me many times with similar words, when I expressed my heart to him for the first time, when I threatened to marry him into the mansion, I pestered him in the study during the day for sex Every now and then, he reprimanded me like this.

Later, I didn't know which ones were sentimental and which ones were true words, so I just turned my head and said sarcastically: "Yes, you, Shen Miao, are the only one who knows etiquette in the world, why don't you become an official in the court and take care of the etiquette of the people all over the world? "

As soon as I said it, I regretted it.

Men in this dynasty can marry Na as wives and concubines, but they are no longer allowed to take imperial examinations or be officials.Shen Miao's longing for becoming an official was ruined by my will.

"Master, shall we get in the car?" Wan Yue asked me from the side.

My mind is in a mess and I can't stop thinking about it.After Wanyue asked again, she finally came to her senses, waved her hand and said: "No need, I'll walk by myself."

"But..." Wan Yue wondered: "How do you want us to explain to the princess?"

How to confess to the princess...

That's right, if I live a new life, what's the difference?Even though I put on the skin of a child and find some excuses for everything, "I don't know anything" and "Innocence and straightforwardness", but in the end I am still that Liu Zilan who does everything according to himself, and it always makes others unable to explain .

I walked eastward in a daze, and the sound of the carriage gradually disappeared, or I let Ah Mo follow behind, and the rest of the people went back to the house to ask the princess mother and son-in-law father.

When I think of my relatives in this life, I feel more and more sad.I've thought about it before, does Yu Jiayan of Liu Chaoxinzi really deserve the care of this family.

The emotions that had been deliberately ignored in the past were aroused by Liu Chao's blow of a thousand knives, and they surged into a river that only broke through the ice in the outskirts of the city, bringing ice balls with them, making people cold and painful.

The princess' mother, the son-in-law's father, brother Li and sister Jiamin are all the best characters in the world.Needless to say, brother Li and father-in-law, Jiamin in the boudoir is a talent and virtue that are widely spread in Beijing.If I hadn't been lucky enough to have the same blood as them in my veins, I, who can't even memorize the four books in two lifetimes, might not have the chance to speak a few words with them.

The storybook loves to write that it rains when the characters are down and down, and the rain falls from the sky, cooling down the poor ghost.Today it can be seen that the storybook is not all the nonsense of poor scholars.

God knows how it rained so heavily in early spring. What "moisturizes things silently" is bullshit. I think it is "kill me silently".

Could it be that the people behind were lost, and they didn't even have the oil-paper umbrella handed over.

I walked down the street with my head down, and I was slapped by the rain-soaked willow branches, and fell to the ground.The upturned slate made my butt hurt, and I didn't want to stand up anymore, so I simply sat under the willow tree with my hair blank.

Damn it, people with umbrellas on the road might laugh at this idiot.

I can't memorize the Four Books, but I can clearly remember the lyrics of the melody that Shen Miao filled out when he was young.

He wrote Chunyu, and Liu Zhi also wrote it, which is "Swallows fly low, cut the drizzle like silk, entangle someone's children, and the willows do not want to return."

Swallows don't fly, and the heavenly spring rain pours like water, pouring it all on Grandpa's head, and even wet his trouser legs.

I touched my trouser legs and was about to stand up when the rain stopped.When I looked up, it wasn't the rain that had stopped, but an umbrella covering my head.

Shen Miao asked worriedly: "Young master, why are you here?"

It turned out that I walked to Shen Miao's courtyard unknowingly, and I said how the stone slab was so familiar.

He pulled me up and took me into his small courtyard.

Like a real child, I hugged Shen Miao and cried.

*Updated today, more than two thousand.

Xiaoyu, a trendy girl, is sloppy in the alley.

At the end, A Miao passed by with an umbrella.