I'm going crazy and I'm green

In the first year when Shen Miao left the capital, I, who was only the general manager just now, became a marquis.

There is no doubt that Brother Li will inherit the super-rank title of Consort-in-law's father.But the princess mother was afraid that I would be wronged, so she went to the palace to face the saint, and let me be a marquis at the age of 13.When I received the edict from the eunuch, I always felt that I owed this family a lot, and I didn't know how to pay it off.

After I became a marquis, I became the highest-status person in the Imperial College. Everyone respected me more than offering sacrifices to me, and every bite was a "little lord".I can see through these self-proclaimed learned people, who recite the words of the sages in their mouths, and think about money and power in their hearts.Just like those people who disliked Shen Miao's shabbiness back then, when Shen Miao won the first prize and was appreciated by the emperor, the tail behind his back wagged as diligently as a wild dog begging for food in the east of the city.

It stands to reason that in such a sour and hypocritical place, after Shen Miao left, I wouldn't stay for a quarter of an hour.But looking at the other self who is still domineering every day, the bitter face of the general's father Tan'er's unfilial piety in the previous life often comes to my mind, I can't help but take the reins from the general, trying to survive the four years when Shen Miao left. , and grabbed the mad dog that was scratching its paws and ready to go.

In fact, I also understand that although I think Liu Chao is a mad dog and call him a goddamn bastard, I can't hate him, after all, that's me.I want to get better myself, and I hope he gets better, maybe in this way, I won't leave any regrets in my heart.

So I stayed in the Guozijian for another two years, until Liu Chao, a 19-year-old overage student, was sent home.

This news was told to me by someone else. That person felt that Liu Chao and I were not getting along, so he asked for the news to make things better, but I hit the head of the ink and ran away in despair.

First of all, I hate these gossip villains the most, and Shen Miao has suffered a lot from them.Secondly, I saw my miserable and exact future in the reality of Liu Chao's dismissal.

In the past two years in the Imperial College, the relationship between Liu Chao and I has improved a lot. Although we still humiliate each other when we meet, he seems to have developed a kind of sympathetic friendship in the vulgar mutual ridicule that is far from the polite and flattering of the supervisors. .Therefore, even after leaving the Imperial College, we still have frequent contacts.

In Liu Chao's words: "You little dwarf and I get along quite well in many ways."

Seeing the truth, I sneered confidently in my heart, and I didn't mind what these two idiots called me.Jokes, the same person, naturally have similar tastes and temperaments.

Blindly confident I almost got kicked off the cliff.After escaping from the dead, I sat on the edge of the cliff and gasped for breath, deeply regretting the trouble in the garden after I was five years old——Liu Chao was probably beaten by the general's father at that time, so he would do such a crazy thing .

In retrospect, this incident that makes me want to pull my sleeves and hang myself, happened in the third year after Shen Miao left the capital.

On a whim (now that I think about it, I think it was premeditated for a long time), Liu Chao came to the Princess Mansion to find me, and said that he would take me to see the head of the Xiangxiang Building.

Picking Fragrance Building, as the name suggests, is a place for picking fragrant red nephrite. Although there is no skin business, there are only singing and dancing beauties for you to admire, but it is also extravagant and luxurious.

I refused him solemnly: "Take me to pick Xianglou? Do you dare to tell my father and mother in the front yard?"

Liu Chao shook his legs reflexively, and said bitterly: "Little ancestor, I took you to be happy with good intentions, why did you beat me up?"

When Liu Chao said the words "Tiaoxianglou", the smell of the special sweet-scented osmanthus wine there seemed to waft from the tip of my nose, but I still had to pretend that I didn't know anything: "It doesn't sound like What a decent place."

"Heh..." Liu Chao raised his eyebrows, "Are you still a decent person" written all over his face.

He continued to bewitch: "It doesn't matter whether he is serious or not, if there is something good... Yu Jiayan, your tigress-like princess mother will definitely not allow you to drink."

Altar after jar of sweet-scented osmanthus brewed in front of my eyes, I opened the lid that I had sealed, and I couldn't help swallowing.

Seeing that my heart was moving, Liu Chao got up and pushed me out the door: "Let's go, let's go, I will take you to taste the best sweet-scented osmanthus brew in the whole capital!"

In the lobby of the Xiangxiang Building, the singing voice of a singer is heard, babbling and singing: "I have a love story, I will sing it to you all, it is about the indistinct spring moon outside the building, and it looks like a concubine and Daimei... "

Liu Chao led me through the lobby and up to the private room on the second floor, humming as he walked: "...and break the branches... Cherish the time..."

As soon as he heard it, he became a regular visitor here, and he could even pick up the songs sung by divas at will.I also feel that he is out of tune, and I also envy him such a chic life being raised by his parents.

The sweet-scented osmanthus wine came up, and Liu Chao tipped his legs and poured the wine for me, presenting a full glass: "Have a try?"

The familiar smell overflowed the wine glass, tempting me to pick it up and drink it.

Liu Chao looked at me in surprise: "Little dwarf, I can't tell."

I wiped the corner of my mouth, picked up the cup and made a gesture to throw it over: "If you say another word 'small', I will smash my head off!"

"Okay, okay!" Liu Chao raised his hands in surrender, and then filled two wine cups: "Do you still drink?"

"drink!"

I was not considered an alcoholic in my previous life, but I was also a good drinker, and I could drink dozens of drinks without getting drunk.In addition, he was with Liu Chao, so he didn't have any vigilance, and he drank three or four glasses of wine in a short while.He completely forgot that Liu Chao's ability to drink does not mean that Yu Jiayan can also drink.

Liu Chao drank twice as much, but his face turned red.And I felt that I was stunned by the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus brewing. Although I didn't lose consciousness, I was a little dizzy and my hands and feet became soft.Seeing that Liu Chao still wanted to pour me wine, I also felt something was wrong.So he pretended to be drunk and lay down on the table.

"Short?" Liu Chao poked my face, saw that I just shook his head, and called again: "Yu Jiayan?"

I pretended to be impatient and turned my head away, and I heard Liu Chao muttering: "Why can't this ancestor drink so much? They all say the truth after drinking, but after three drinks, they become so stupidly drunk, I'm afraid they can't speak clearly. "

Tell the truth after drinking?I couldn't help but wonder, does Liu Chao feel that I have something to hide from him.But after thinking about it, I didn't expect Liu Chao to ask me anything, so he wouldn't be aware of my identity, would he?