I'm going crazy and I'm green

On the one hand, I felt that this conjecture was extremely absurd, and on the other hand, my heart beat faster, for fear that he would say something shocking to the world.

But Liu Chao seemed to just sit down next to me, poked me again, and said to himself, "Yu Jiayan...do you really like me...tsk...presumably so..."

While I was relieved, I secretly cursed Liu Chao for being a thick-skinned person. I scolded him so badly a few years ago, why am I still thinking about these things now?

After coming here for a long time, Liu Chao didn't make a sound. I wanted to find some way to pretend that I was drunk, but I felt something warm around me, and then my feet left the ground.

Fuck!Damn Liu Chao picked me up! ! ? ? ?

I was about to struggle, but Liu Chao put me on the bed at the side again, and he said with a light smile: "The little dwarf feels quite tender to the touch, but I don't know what it feels like to kiss him."

My mentality collapsed, I couldn't bear it anymore, I jumped up and punched Liu Chao who was beside the bed.

Liu Chao smiled limply, and blocked my hand: "You are not drunk..."

He approached me again and asked, "Then tell the truth, do you like me?"

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah why things have developed into such a weird and perverted scene... I asked me if I like me? ? ? ?

I pushed Liu Chao away: "Stop dreaming, I don't like it!"

"You really don't like it?" Liu Chao forced to ask.

I was made extremely irritable by him, and I cursed: "Damn, I told me..." Before I finished speaking, I realized it was over.

Liu Chao's number one rule in life - what you don't want to give me is the best.

"I advise you to think about it again..." Liu Chao's eyes darkened, he clamped my hands, and pushed me onto the bed: "If you like it, I will do with you what the person you like does. If you don't like it , I have to do what people don't like to do..."

What the hell is the difference between the two? Does Liu Chao think I'm a fool? ? ? ?

I wanted to beat Liu Chao's head violently, but the drunkenness made my hands and feet weak. Seeing Liu Chao's going too far, I had to say: "Whether I like it or not is none of your business! Don't you fucking like Shen Miao?"

Liu Chao paused for a moment: "Are these two in conflict?"

Saying that he will continue to kiss me.

The sweet-scented osmanthus brew has a strong stamina, I guess this bastard is drunk and his sperm is on his head, he will stop me when I hit him, and he will not even move out the princess mother he is most afraid of on weekdays, so he insists on kissing me today.

Seeing that such a frenzied thing about me doing myself is about to happen, I have no choice but to yell: "I'm the same you from the previous life, okay, motherfucker, do you want to kiss yourself?"

Liu Chao was sobered up by my yelling, he let go of me and sneered, "You write a storybook, are you trying to scare me with words that children don't believe?"

I fastened my loose belt again, and simply took a gamble and said, "When you were seven years old, you were pushed into the stinky ditch outside the house by a bastard, and you were scolded by your father for running around."

Liu Chao's eyes fluttered, I knew that I had made the right bet, Liu Chao's previous life was the same as mine.

But he insisted: "I don't have any." He also came to tear my clothes.

I worked hard for a long time, and finally knocked off Liu Chao's hand with a snap: "You have three moles on your left waist, and a broom-like gray-blue birthmark on your buttocks, and then..."

Liu Chao was finally dumbfounded.

The melodious singing of the singer could be faintly heard outside the house, and inside the house... two people sat side by side on the bed with their eyes wide open.

"Cub..." Liu Chao sat on the head of the bed, struggling for the last time without a soul: "Did you really lie to Daddy?"

"Cub..." I sat on the bedside and strangled Liu Chao's last hope: "Daddy really didn't lie to you."

So neither of them spoke anymore.

I don't know how things developed to such a point. I clearly didn't lose my virginity, but I felt the pain of losing my virginity, and I personally offered my innocence.

Liu Chao and I sat silently in embarrassing silence, and stood up after a long time: "I... I take it easy..."

He didn't even look at me, just patted his butt and left, leaving me on the bedside as if I had been prostituted for nothing.

In the afternoon five days later, Liu Chao found me.

"Tsk..." He hesitated, "Tell me."

"what?"

Liu Chao frowned and said, "Tell me about you... my previous life."

I thought to myself that the matter has come to this point, and there is nothing to hide, so I simply told about the events of my previous life, including Shen Miao's death, and the conversation with that duck by the Wangchuan River.

Patting Shen Miao on the shoulder, I warned earnestly: "So, don't think about me, and don't miss Shen Miao."

Liu Chao couldn't help retorting: "Why should I take responsibility for the mistakes and stupid things you did in your previous life?"

I was made guilty by Liu Chao's words, but I still asked: "Don't you know how to do these things? If I hadn't kept a close eye on you in this life, wouldn't you have done the same stupid thing."

He seemed to be caught by my words and fell silent.But after a while, he said sadly again: "But I'm too miserable. I like two people, but I can't get both of them."

My heart was greatly shocked, and I stroked my forehead and sighed: "Liu Chao, are you sick? We are alone, you still look at me like a ghost!"

"Maybe it's because you're short." Liu Chao also sighed.

day.

After another awkward silence, I said, "Brother, I beg you. Let's live our lives in peace, okay?"

"You have confessed your feelings to Shen Miao once, then I have to say it again before giving up." Liu Chao said: "I definitely don't need your stupid method."

I had no choice but to agree, and sat in the yard with Liu Chao, watching the birds jumping on the branches, and thinking about that person who was far away in Qingzhou.

Looking back on this afternoon a year later, I regret that I didn't tear out Liu Chao's deceitful mouth.

*Liu Chao: My heart was broken into two halves, and I fell in love with two different people.