I'm going crazy and I'm green

"It's not... Wanyue! You come back!" I shouted towards the place where the door slammed, but what responded to me was laughter from my daughter's house outside the door, and the most exaggerated laughter came from my own sister Yu Jiamin.

After a while, all the laughter outside the door dissipated, and the room was very quiet, only the festive and noisy sounds came from outside the room, which made people feel flustered.

I lay in a daze for a long time with the red cloth on my head, sleepy and hungry, and my head almost knocked against the bedpost beside me when I was drowsy.That's when I thought—why do I have to be so obedient and wear this shit all the time?

So I dazedly stretched out my hand and pulled it, but I didn’t know whether it was because I was too sleepy or because of bad luck today, the rag couldn’t be taken off no matter what, as if it was dipped in glue before sticking together, And it is much stronger than the happy words pasted on the doors and windows when they got married.

Speaking of the happy characters on the doors and windows... I couldn't help but touch the rough stitches on the top of the red cloth again, and then thought of the behavior and words of the people just now, and immediately burned sleepiness and hunger into an unknown fire.

Damn it! Isn't this the hijab that girls wear when they get married? How come it grows on my head!

I subconsciously thought that Yu Jiamin had nothing to do, so she could only play tricks on me for fun, and I began to angrily plan when this aunt would be able to wear a red hijab to get married by herself, and from then on, she would be able to train her husband.

Just when I made up my mind to go out to settle accounts with Yu Jiamin, I fumbled around the edge of the bed like a blind man and stood up, there was a sound of footsteps from the veranda outside the house.

As if there was a traction somewhere, I subconsciously sat back on the bed.

The sound of footsteps gradually became clearer, and then stopped abruptly in front of the door. You had to listen carefully to hear the sound of the door being gently opened and closed.

Cold sweat broke out on my back, I couldn't help shrinking into the bed, I always felt that things ran away to a strange place like a wild horse.

Then the hijab on my head was lifted off—this ghost thing is still tricky, and it was easily lifted off, completely different from the way I was struggling just now.

The sudden flash of light was dazzling, and after seeing who was coming, the words that were already on the lips quickly slipped back into the stomach, and the words that were already on the lips had already turned into an exclamation.

"Brother!?"

Wearing a red robe, Shen Miao stood with a smile on his face. He carefully put the red hijab in his hand aside, and asked helplessly, "Why do you still call me that today?"

I was dazed by Shen Miao's question, I looked down at the clothes on my body, it was the same color and style as Shen Miao, it was clearly the attire for getting married.

I... I have only been separated from Shen Miao for less than half a day, how come they suddenly turned into two people dressed in wedding clothes, and sat in a room with flickering red candles in a daze.

Getting married to Shen Miao was already a matter of the previous life.Even if I was really unlucky and sent back to the past by the Lord, I shouldn't be in the current situation.

I remember things at that time very clearly.Although the silly red hijab on top of the head never existed, the styles of wedding dresses for marriage between men and men in this dynasty are not too different.It's just that apart from the bright red decorations and clothes in the room, there is nothing festive.

Shen Miao's face at that time was colder than the sour wind and snow, "huh la la" crushed the dead branches, and dropped many ice picks one after another, mercilessly destroying my only remaining, lucky joy. Poked a pair of piercings.I dare not touch him, and he should dislike touching me even more.

So we each occupied one side of the bed and lay like the living dead. I don't know if he, like me, didn't close his eyes all night.

At that time, if Shen Miao sighed, it would be rare for me.Unlike now, Shen Miao walked over, lowered his head and scraped my face with his curled index finger.I saw a flash of red in his eyes, like the red candles flickering beside him, and the big red bed curtain drooping slightly on the top of his head because of the thickness, no different from the lovers who are in love with each other in the world.

This scene is so good that even if I don't know the situation, I still want to hold Shen Miao's hand, and I am willing to be dragged into the mud.

Shen Miao leaned over and lightly pecked my fingertips, raised his head again, and left a small but hot mark on the corner of his mouth.

After a very existential sound, the door was pushed open again, and Liu Chao walked in carelessly.

——He even wore the same kind of wedding dress.

When I heard the noise, I looked towards the door, just meeting Liu Chao's gaze.Before I could scream crazily for this weird scene in my heart, Liu Chao raised his eyebrows, grabbed Shen Miao's shoulder and complained, "Didn't you say that everyone came here together?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the red hijab placed by Shen Miao.

Shen Miao replied: "Sorry, I can't help it."

Everyone in the world says "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but with all due respect, I couldn't hear the slightest hint of "sorry" from Shen Miao's words.It's not like he used to be.

Liu Chao didn't care about it any more, instead he took a sip from the wine glass on the table, and then said with a smile: "Forget it, the matter of coming together is not bad."

Seeing the doubts on Shen Miao's face, Liu Chao turned around and winked at me. He couldn't help but write the words "Merry and Happy" on his face with a large wolf's pen dipped in ink, which would never be erased.

It's weird...it's really weird...except for Liu Chao, who is still talking dirty, whether it's the identical clothes on the three of them, or the subtle difference between Shen Miao's eyebrows, they are all abnormal, making people feel like falling into a fog .The mist was still getting hotter and hotter, and penetrated into the person's body, pulling out the same hot unbearable.

Liu Chao's eyes lit up, and he quickly reached out his hand like a thief in a busy city, and pinched my hot face: "Is Hui Bao shy?"

Dog days!I take back my foreword, even Liu Chao has become abnormal!Although he would tease people with a few nasty words every now and then, he definitely wouldn't call me that.God knows how much effort it took me to adapt to Princess Niang and others calling me like this.And when I heard Liu Chao yelling like that, it was as if my obscene clothes had been ripped off.

Liu Chao is still calling "Yan Bao", "Yan Bao", although it has been less than a quarter of an hour since he came in, I have already missed the beauty of him being called "little man" and "little coward" in the past day.

But today is another ghost day for breaking into the King of Hell's mansion!

This is not the only thing that makes people afraid, Shen Miao and Liu Chao suddenly sat down on the left and right sides of me in a very tacit understanding.I was squeezed between them, and the strands of my hair could not wait to tremble with the breath of the two of them.It stands to reason that I only made Liu Chao sad, and even left Shen Miao in the carriage and slipped away regardless. They are still willing to get close to me now, so I am very happy.

But now, I just feel like a fish being fried in hot oil in the pan, one side just leaves the fire, and the other side starts to suffer.Maybe the fish, which was still able to catch its breath, was brutally cooked by frying it over and over again.

The two were getting closer and closer to me, and the hot oil in the pot seemed to have poured on me, and there was only a "stab" sound.

I felt that I couldn't sit still in such a weird environment, and I stretched out my hand to push the two of them away, but something inexplicable relieved my strength and pressed it softly on the chest of the person beside me, like... like Qin Lou The prodigal whores who want to refuse and welcome their patrons in the Chu Pavilion.

So Liu Chao took a short breath, not only was he going to take off my mental obscene clothes, but he was also going to join hands with Shen Miao to take off my physical obscene pants!

"Stop, stop, stop!"

I finally gathered up enough strength to roar, and finally woke myself up.

The rare winter sun shone on my face through the half-opened window. I lay down on the bed with nothing to love, wearing the obscene pants that felt extremely strange to the touch, thinking whether I was possessed by a wild ghost or a demon in my heart. There really lived a beast that only obeyed its desires.

Otherwise... otherwise, how could he have such a shameless and perverted dream?

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Happy New Year everyone!!!