No one knows loneliness better than me

13.

The grievances between me and Ji Yanqing can only be understood in a few words.

He was my only blind date partner who didn't "die before leaving school", but when I saw him, I felt that we had no future and lacked interest.

Who knows that I can arrange this stuff with great effort.

I was there at the time, listening to Ji Yanqing's vivid nonsense with my head propped up.

This person's memory is really not very good, at least I met him once, but he didn't recognize me.

Tanlang blinked frantically at the side, probably wanting to avoid a bloody disaster.In fact, there is no need, my temper is more than a little bit better than before.

That idiot Ji Yanqing even rolled up his sleeves to half cover his face: "Stop winking at me, you look like your eyes are twitching."

Tanlang sprayed Ji Yanqing's face with a sip of tea, but unfortunately the tea failed to wake Ji Yanqing up.

He said that I went to the mortal world and bought 99 roses for him, and I thought he was farting.

He said that I waited for him in the rain for three days and three nights just to ask for his forgiveness, and I was going to make him cry for three days and three nights later.

He said that I would not marry him, and made a fuss, I... marry?

I didn't kick him into the water on purpose, but I really couldn't hold back.

14.

Aren't you embarrassed to find that your clothes are missing when you take a shower?

It's not embarrassing, after all, it's just that the clothes are gone and I haven't started to run naked |, and I will be embarrassed when I run happily naked |

I looked at the empty bucket with mixed feelings.

It's not safe to use a bucket to cover your head. It's not that you think it's ineffective to cover your ears and steal your bell. It's just that you feel that your overly perfect figure is too easy for someone to dig out and take a seat.

To be too good is to have such troubles, and there is no way to hide them in ordinary beings.

With little tangled up, I used spells to conjure up a sportswear for myself. At this moment, the clothes that disappeared in the bucket appeared, and Fengshen who suddenly appeared was added.

Fengshen waved his fan to look at me, and a scroll appeared in my hand.

"You violated the regulations, this is punishment."

In one sentence, he said it frankly, without concealing the calculations of everyone in the heavens.

Hello?Are you sick?

15.

There was an accident in the underworld, and I needed to find help. Mantian Shenfo was a headache. I didn't want to get involved in the affairs of the underworld, but I couldn't ignore it.

"I do not."

If I were a lamb at the mercy of others, I wouldn't still be in the heavenly realm until now. Given how disgusted they are with me, they would have expelled me from the heavenly realm long ago.

"Yan Wang is recognized as good-looking and single, even if he works in the underworld, he is still a very good partner."

Yama, who was not present: "Are you polite?"

I didn't believe it at all, who doesn't know that there are always demons dancing in the underworld, the single of Hades is probably the excitement of hugging left and right, and my single is the loneliness that can only stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's boring."

The outside world is saying that I kill people without blinking, but people's eyes must blink, otherwise they will be very dry.It may be because of the recent wind and sand, I have never raised a sword, in fact, I have not touched the natal sword since the war between immortals and demons.

I sighed: "You paired up two widowed kings, thinking you can watch them repeatedly?"

In fact, I know that they have the intention of harming each other. These sanctimonious guys think of me when these shitty things happen.

16.

Is this the King of Hades who hugs me closely?Ah, no, it's my title.

Looking at Min You's handsome face that is as handsome as mine, I felt resentment spontaneously. The two of us have been single for more than 1000 years?How can this be reasonable!

In this way, I took back the idea of ​​Yan Wang picking things in the middle of thousands of flowers, because he is really good-looking, and he is indeed recognized as good-looking.

He asked me: "Have you passed the driver's license test?"

Me: "Fortunately, it's over..."

In this way, there was a happy little pony on the road.

16.

Hades is more ruthless than a ruthless man, he is a werewolf.

It's a pity that I can't vote for him, but he wants to kill me.

17.

This is my first time to the underworld, and Min You took me to the eighteenth floor.

I suddenly understood why he has been single for thousands of years, asking is strength.

Min You: "The heavens call for humanization, and I specially arranged the eighteenth floor to be more prosperous and festive."

Wow, then you are a fucking genius designer.

On the [-]th floor of hell, couplets were hung, the left side stretched out the head, and the right side retracted the head, and the horizontal batch started from the beginning.

See, starting from scratch, it feels like the head is gone is just the beginning.

The red couplets are hung in the most conspicuous position, proclaiming how inhuman Hades is like beating gongs and drums.

My heart is divided: "It's very Chinese New Year's flavor."

This sentence made Min You very happy. He said: "I'm going to invite some suona players to play "Flowers and Full Moon" and put up a banner in that place with the words Universal Celebration. What do you think?"

"That would be great."

Prisoners who have been crushed to the eighteenth floor may die of anger before execution.

I don't know why, but when I turned around, I found that Min You was looking at me with dark eyes, that eyes were a bit penetrating.

18.

No matter how good-looking Min You is, he is still a person from the underworld, and he is still the leader of the people in the underworld. Realizing this, I moved my feet in small steps and moved a little away from him.

"Have you ever been to a detention center?"

Facing this sudden question, I was a little dazed. I have only been in this world a few times, but I have always been a good citizen who abides by laws and regulations.

I shook my head and looked at Min You inexplicably.

Min You showed emotion, which made me think he was quite experienced, like a permanent resident.

"When I went back to the human world, I was in charge of assessing the behavior of criminals. I slapped myself in the face, confessed my love to me, and there were many people who took off their pants and farted, just to prove that there was something wrong with me." Min You looked at me, " What you did just now is very similar to theirs."

I call him a good guy in my heart, and my feelings are just turning a corner and scolding me.

Min You hooked and kicked his toes, and something flew towards me.

"give you."

I caught it subconsciously, looked down, and saw two black holes facing me, I don't know whose skull had been ossified.

It suddenly occurred to me that there are rumors that I kill people like hemp because I have a soft spot for skeletons.

I really thank those people who spread rumors about me, they made it up like that, if it wasn't for me, I would be a real god, I would have believed in these weird hobbies.

"Are you really not going to help me with that case in the underworld?"

"Heaven will arrange for others."

The case was definitely going to be solved, but it wasn't him.

"But I want you." There was a bit of grievance in Min You's voice, and the effect of matching his deep voice was amazing.

I blushed and panicked with embarrassment.

I don't care about teasing old gods who haven't dated before, it's teasing.

It may be that Min You's voice is so pleasant, or it may be that I was lowered, and when I realized it, I agreed in a daze.

"Brothers!"

Brother Minyou slapped me on the back so nicely that my internal organs almost vomited out, and he directly bowed at ninety degrees. I have never bowed in such a standard and polite way!

I heard Min You say embarrassedly: "Don't be so polite."

The natal sword can no longer be held down, it needs to be washed with blood.

I was lifted up by Min You's shoulders, and just after recovering from the dizziness, I saw a star-like smile in his bright peach-blossom eyes, which were breathtakingly beautiful.

Forget it... I can't lift the sword...

19.

I swear to die! I love whom I have agreed! I don’t care what I agreed!

Coming out of the underworld, I woke up as soon as the dazzling sunlight shone.

Sure enough, he was bewitched just now.

I still hold a skull in my hand, walking on the street with a 100% return rate.

That end is quite spiritual, maybe it has never been so eye-catching before my life, and I am a little nervous, and it is clicking in the palm of my hand at this moment.

A little girl walked past me holding her mother's hand, and a childish voice came from behind: "Mom, that brother just now was so scary, his head was shaking with fear."

The skull in my hand trembled even more.

Click, click, click.

Don't be so slanderous, hey!

20.

The scroll was opened by me again, and the incident happened at the university I attended, and I suddenly didn't want to care about it anymore.

Destroy it!

21.

In the middle of the night, it was raining heavily, and I squatted in front of the main buildings of the school, doing youthful pain.

I found out that the Dragon King is getting married today, and I have no time to deal with these miscellaneous things, but no one told me that the Dragon King is the one below.

The cold rain hit my face, I seemed to know how painful the Dragon King was, but I didn't seem to know.

I didn't come out in the middle of the night because I was idle and had nothing to do. I mainly came here to find inspiration. After all, apart from the teachers who are not human beings, I really can't think of any ghosts in this school.

Thinking of this, I thought of the [-]-word final report of Tian Shi.When I got back, I pressed Ji Yanqing's head and asked him to write to me.

Someone patted me on the shoulder, and I turned my head a little stiffly. After all, I was scared too much before, and I couldn't even speed up urgently with my heart.

The man stuck out his long tongue, and ran away with a strange cry before I could speak.

"Someone is scaring ghosts!"

I:"……"

He ran away, I chased him, he... I can't see you after turning around.

The hanged ghost disappeared, but I caught another little ghost. It was raining and he was releasing water.

I was very confused, confused and at a loss, and the evil spirit was too strong. It was the first time in my life that I saw a ghost put water in front of me.

I have mixed feelings, and I feel a little sympathetic. This ghost may not have lived happily ever after: "It's too small to see."

"Nimma! It's just a mosaic!"

After seeing my face clearly, the kid was stunned for a moment, then slowly uttered a word: "Fuck..."

Then he looked down, and the grief and anger made the storm cry: "Little brother, cheer up!"

It seems that he may not be very happy after his death, but there is still something behind him that can be saved.

"Ghosts can't stay in the human world, do you know?" I interrupted his sorrow.

The little ghost cried aggrievedly: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo where I and do not have what to do when Wu Chang disappeared.”

I stared at the translucent body for a long time: "Ghosts still have such needs?"

The little ghost retorted angrily: "Don't you gods still have worldly desires?"

Okay, sorry, I don't deserve it.