My AI is mad at me every day!

The call was made by the courier, and the courier cabinet in the community was full, so I had to call her and ask her to go down to pick it up.

"What courier?"

"A lot, hurry up."

Chen Yuxuan's first reaction: liar.

Hung up the phone with a snap.

She hasn't shopped online at all recently, where did she get the express delivery?In particular, she has never bought anything in Duoduo, and basically bought things in Dongdong or Baotao, which is even more impossible.

Just liars.

But the scammer hung up the phone and still didn't give up, and soon sent a text message, which was actually a pick-up code.

Didn't it mean that the express cabinet is full?

Ah.

The current scammers are really powerful. The mobile phone number is displayed as Dayun Express, and the text messages are also very realistic.

Chen Yuxuan didn't bother to pay attention to it, turned around and went upstairs, went up two steps, glanced at the balcony, then came down again, before reaching the door of the balcony, the cell phone beeped again, and it was another text message.

[Shibai Express: Hello, your courier has been sent to Dashang Department Store in Caicai Station, the pick-up code is 5689. 】

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

This sending number is indeed Shibai's, and the last message is still in the message box.

Another call came in, remarking Tongyuan Express.

Press the answer key.

"Hello, your courier, the courier cabinet is full, do you think you come out to pick it up or send it to Cai Cai Station?"

"What courier?"

"A lot."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan: "I'll go out."

Chen Yuxuan hung up the phone, and quickly dug out her Alipay while walking. The long list of payment records made her eyelids twitch.

This is definitely not what she bought!Who did this? !

After returning from this trip, Chen Yuxuan took back five courier packages, and Fufubao showed that there were still sixteen courier packages on the way.

Sixteen!

Chen Yuxuan took a deep breath, he didn't need to guess who the culprit was, he had already turned off the discharge, so there was no need to worry about these trivial matters.

She opened the drawer, took out the recycled eyebrow trimmer, bared it, and cut open the express box.

Music box?

When she was three years old?

Goggles?

She has been facing the light brain all day long, isn't using this the same as taking off her pants and farting? !

Pooh!What did she just say?When was she so uncivilized?It's all because of this bullshit, and she hasn't stopped even after turning off the phone.

Old Beijing cloth shoes?

This is still a bit useful, it is tiring to stand all the time when assembling the AI.

Huiren Shenbao?

What the hell is this? ! !

Is it ironic that she has no sex life?

No, it has been shut down for nine years, and it has only been turned on for a few days, how could it know?Real-time data doesn't detect this either.

Don't get angry, there must be a mistake somewhere.

The last one, Mrs. Jingxin Oral Solution?

What's all this mess? ! !

Taunt her bad temper like menopause?

Ah!

Well, you Chen Xinmo, your arm hurts, right?Slow down!I care you I am a dog!

Chen Yuxuan took a deep breath.

Don't be angry, what's wrong with the dog?That's not civilized.

Chen Yuxuan stuffed the things back into the courier bag of the courier box, picked them up, walked to the balcony door expressionlessly, bared, opened the balcony door, walked to Chen Xinmo in two steps and three steps, squatted down, one, two, three , stuffed it all to the little space left by Chen Xinmo's feet, stuffed it to the leg if it couldn't fit the foot, stuffed it to the knee if the calf couldn't fit it, it wasn't a big deal, five boxes and bags of different sizes filled Chen Yuxuan's knee the space below.

Ah.

Squeeze you to death!

Chen Yuxuan couldn't see any emotion on his calm face, he got up and clapped his hands, then turned and went back to the apartment.

During the rare holiday, she wanted to read a book for a while.

The phone rang.

The phone rang again.

The phone rang again and again.

Chen Yuxuan blew out the broken hair that blocked his eyes, and he didn't respond to it. The one who was harassed in the afternoon read more than a dozen pages of the book.

The next day, Sunday.

The phone rang.

The phone rang again.

The phone rang again and again.

The phone rang all morning, and Chen Yuxuan was so annoyed that he turned off the phone before it stopped.

Alipay only shows the courier information of Baotao, not many, and she doesn’t know if everything is in place, and she doesn’t know what mess she bought. She can’t do things like automatic returns, and she’s annoyed by hugging the pillow Tired and annoying, I finally got up and changed my shoes and went out.

This time, she was pulling a small shopping trailer. She didn't want to come back like a fool with a bunch of courier boxes in her arms.

Of the sixteen deliveries, she pulled back thirteen, and three more were on the way.

Walking to the gate of the community, the little security guard greeted her from afar: "Hi! Are you back? This is really a bumper harvest, isn't it fun to just unpack the express box?"

Happy shit!

Pooh!You can't even think about uncivilized words.

Chen Yuxuan smiled faintly: "Are you on day shift today?"

"Yes, the day shift this week and the night shift next week."

After successfully brushing off the topic, Chen Yuxuan quickened his pace and returned home.

After locking the door with a click, Chen Yuxuan let out a sigh of relief leaning against the door panel, opened his eyes for a second, changed his shoes, and dragged the small trailer directly to the balcony door.

Do you just look at it and put it all in Chen Xinmo's place?

Or take it apart?

After hesitating for 3 minutes, Chen Yuxuan decided to take a look.

Wouldn't it be a shame not to take a look after working so hard to get back from such a long distance and being ridiculed?

The former Huiren Shenbao and Madam Jingxin Oral Liquid were irritating, but not necessarily intentional. After all, it is an AI, and it is normal to buy the wrong ones. Even if the leftovers are useless, they should not be so irritating.

Sure enough, after taking it apart, there are waist and leg protectors, mugwort acupuncture, magnetic socks, windproof caps, etc., as well as donkey-hide gelatin cakes, pure milk, monkey mushroom biscuits, and vitamin tablets.

Although it is useless, the so-called health preservation is not necessarily true, and even the things may be fakes, but at least it is not so irritating. The previous things were not intentional.

Take out all the stuffed things in a while, move the flower pot stand, if you squeeze it like this, your arms will really be squeezed out.

Chen Yuxuan calmly picked up the eyebrow trimmer and the last three express boxes.

Bark, bark.

opened.

Chen Yuxuan took out a rectangular box with densely packed English on the back.

what?

Chen Yuxuan didn't read the English, and turned it over.

On the front of the box is an enlarged picture of the product, which is pink and slender, and the corner is also marked with a motor imported from the country, how much vibration frequency, and how many gears.

Dang bang.

The eyebrow trimming knife in Chen Yuxuan's hand fell to the ground.

It is not intentional?

It is not intentional? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Chen Yuxuan threw the box out as if holding a hot potato, the corners of his eyes were red with anger, and the tips of his ears were almost bleeding.

Chen Xinmo, you are finished, you are really finished this time!

Chen Yuxuan got up abruptly, took a few steps to the balcony, pulled Chen Xinmo's zipper to the end, and pulled it left and right, revealing the not-so-obvious fingerprint identification board in the canyon.

The index finger poked up hard.

drop!

The indicator light on the chest came on, but it didn't start.

By the way, the battery is empty, there is no power.

Chen Yuxuan kicked Chen Xinmo's calf.

Luckily for you!

Forgive you this time!

It's really pissed off.

Back in the living room, Chen Yuxuan looked at the rectangular box thrown on the ground. He was in a bad mood, and even looked at the courier box it was just packed in. He didn't like it, so he picked it up and threw it aside.

Clap clack clack clack, there is still something in it, she threw it, and it fell out.

It seemed to be a giveaway, and it rolled under the coffee table.

Chen Yuxuan tilted his head and glanced, it turned out to be lipstick.

Is that kind of thing originally a gift lipstick?Gifts are generally very cheap, but no matter how cheap they are, they are not weird things at all.

Chen Yuxuan leaned over to pick it up, pulled off the lid and took a look.

Plastic, plastic?

What new lipstick is this?How to paint the plastic?

Chen Yuxuan tried it on the back of his hand, but couldn't paint it at all.

She turned the lipstick around strangely, turned away?

Why is there a groove for the battery in the lipstick?

Chen Yuxuan thought for a second, then suddenly threw the lipstick away with a flick of his hand, and the lipstick slammed on the rectangular packaging box of the same patient, one big and one small lying on the same floor tiles.

She shouldn't have tried that damn color!

Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, this is so terrible, if Chen Xinmo turns on the phone, she will never let it go!

Chen Yuxuan has never been in a relationship in his life. After something like that happened in college, he was so busy studying for a master's degree and a Ph.D. that he had no time for love, let alone contact with such things.

Xunzhilianke does produce interesting AI, but this kind of derivative function is not a development project of their base, they are a serious scientific research base, and they don't bother to do this kind of project.

Xunzhilianke's sex function was developed by their own technical team. Before that, there were already many sex toys on the market, and there was no technical difficulty.

Chen Yuxuan rubbed his temples for a while, glanced at the two fellow sufferers on the ground, his ears were still burning, and quickly turned his eyes away.

Damn Chen Xinmo!damn it!

Chen Yuxuan picked up the eyebrow trimming knife on the ground angrily, and opened the remaining two couriers.

One is a courier box, which contains a large pile of wipes.

Chen Yuxuan was too lazy to look at it and threw it aside.

The other was a black courier bag, which was soft to the touch, but when it was opened, there were two...wigs? !

What does this mean?

Implying that she is bald? !

Chen Yuxuan subconsciously plucked his own hair.

Who said that data apes who engage in scientific research must have a bald head?

Her hair is obviously very thick!

Chen Yuxuan lowered his hands, two hairs appeared between his fingers.

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Don't worry, just lost two hairs, normal metabolism.

She doesn't care at all, really doesn't...

Chen Yuxuan got up and took a few steps to the kitchen, took out an electric socket, turned around and went to the balcony, and charged the ignorant AI in twos and twos.

Chen Xinmo, you are dead!