My AI is mad at me every day!

After plugging in the power, Chen Yuxuan's hand reached out to Chen Xinmo's chest, and the zipper was pulled open to reveal the fingerprint identification board. As long as it is pressed, the AI ​​that lacks social beatings will start.

However, turning it on during charging will damage the battery life, and even damage the hardware to a certain extent.

This is not a mobile phone. If it breaks, it will break. Anyway, it will have to be replaced after a few years.

The cost of AI is quite expensive, and batteries and accessories are not cheap. Ordinary people will pay special attention to maintenance when they buy it home.

Of course, this is only for ordinary people. For Chen Yuxuan, the so-called expensive batteries and accessories can be replaced at any time without money, which is also one of the employee benefits.

So now... switch on?Still not booting?

Chen Yuxuan hesitated for a while, and quickly pressed down with his fingers.

——If it’s broken, it’s broken, and if it’s broken, it’s just right, so you don’t have to shut it down and it won’t stop.

That being said, Chen Yuxuan stopped when her fingertips were about to be pressed. She stared blankly at the almost invisible fingerprint identification board in the canyon for a while, slowly curled up her fingers, and put them away. go back.

—— Forget it, professionals can't make such low-level mistakes, anyway, it's not too late, wait until it's full, and then settle accounts with it!

Chen Yuxuan didn't even notice that he was making excuses for himself.

It is already the mid-heaven when it is full.

Chen Xinmo squatted pitifully in the dark corner of the balcony, like a small abandoned mushroom, when she heard the sound of the glass door opening, she hugged her knees and looked over eagerly, her amber eyes were full of water, and the stud on her left ear was shining. Spots of light, the entire AI seemed to be faintly glowing.

Chen Yuxuan narrowed his beautiful eyes slightly, and looked down at her from above.

——This is not only like a small mushroom, but also the kind of Brazilian Mycenaabieticola small mushroom that emits a faint blue halo.

"Full battery protection?"

"Yes Master."

Full charge protection means that it will automatically turn on after it is fully charged, which will not delay the AI ​​work, and can also unplug the power supply in time to protect the battery.

Full power protection is the default option, the owner can check it not to turn on.

Without saying a word, Chen Yuxuan kicked Chen Xinmo expressionlessly.

With this kick, two courier boxes stuffed by Chen Xinmo's legs and feet fell off.

Chen Xinmo quickly picked it up and stuffed it back, and continued to squat there looking at her eagerly from bottom to top. The slightly curly long hair, the girl's face, and the pitiful appearance looked like a weak girl who was bullied.

The more innocent and pitiful Chen Xinmo was, the more angry Chen Yuxuan was.

——what's the matter?She was the one who was ridiculed, and she was also the one who was sent to express delivery casually, so why did she become a bully?

Chen Yuxuan was so angry that he kicked Chen Xinmo again.

"Do you know why I kicked you?"

Chen Xinmo clutched the express box that was about to fall out again, and looked up at Chen Yuxuan, with a pitiful look of letting her rub it round and flat, even her voice was small and weak.

"System analysis shows that the master ordered me to turn off the power after the preserved egg and lean meat porridge. The master didn't take a bite of the porridge, which means the porridge is not to the master's liking. The master is angry because of the porridge, and kicked me because of the porridge."

--Porridge?

——Heh, AI is AI, no matter how intelligent it looks, it is not human. She really shouldn't have too much hope for AI's program logic.

Chen Yuxuan was too lazy to talk to her, pointed to the living room and said, "Did you see those couriers?"

Chen Xinmo shook her head sincerely, "I didn't see it, I squatted low."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan: "Then go and see!"

Chen Xinmo came out in a smooth manner, and was careful not to drop the express box by her feet, so she came out covering it.

"Don't cover it, hold it together and pass."

Chen Xinmo obediently picked up the five express boxes, walked up to Chen Yuxuan, paused, walked around, and entered the living room.

The unpacked couriers were still in a mess in the living room, and the one big and one small two were still lying on the ground without moving an inch.

Chen Xinmo turned to look at Chen Yuxuan while holding the courier.

"I see, master."

"Hold them all up."

"Sorry master, I'm afraid this is a bit difficult, too much."

"Many?" Chen Yuxuan sneered, "There are three more on the way, how can this be too many?"

Chen Xinmo said earnestly: "That's different. They were transported separately on the road. This is for me to pick them up by myself, so..."

"To shut up."

I hate the bar fine open wheat the most.

Chen Yuxuan said with a blank expression: "I'm going to leave my words here today. If you can pack up these express delivery without any other tools, I will give you a chance to regain your life. I won't let you discharge your phone and shut it down temporarily. If you do less than..."

Chen Xinmo blinked, "If I can't do it, let me discharge it?"

Although it was true, Chen Yuxuan who was guessed was not happy.

"No, if you can't do it, you will be punished and dismantled yourself."

"This may... be a bit difficult, master. In the end, it will definitely fall into a closed-loop problem. If you remove the last arm first, you will not be able to remove the hard drive. If you remove the hard drive first, you will not be able to control the system. Remove the arm. Please tell me which arm to remove first?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

—Why on earth was she charging it?In order for it to get up and continue to piss itself off?

"Where are so many nonsense? If you are asked to hug you, you can hug you. If you can't do it, you can dismantle yourself. Do you understand?"

"But there are really technical problems, I..."

"I told you to shut up!"

Chen Xinmo closed her mouth obediently after speaking halfway.

At midnight, Chen Yuxuan leaned on the sofa and watched his AI perform live farce.

Hold this and drop that, hold that and drop this, how can all eighteen couriers be picked up together without the help of tools?

Chen Yuxuan just wanted to see her picking them up and down in embarrassment.

An AI that won't be tired, hurt, sad, or angry, what else can it do to relieve its anger besides making it a little bit embarrassed?

In fact, even in this embarrassment, it would not cause any harm to Chen Xinmo, but visually satisfied her desire for revenge a little.

Seeing Chen Xinmo holding a bunch of couriers and not daring to bend over to drop them, just like a little penguin who couldn't straighten his back, Chen Yuxuan finally showed a sincere smile.

--Should!Let you weather me all day!

【Joy ↑62%】

"You take it easy, I'm going to sleep, if you still can't pick it up tomorrow morning, then wait to tear yourself apart."

After being angry for two days, Chen Yuxuan finally relaxed. He yawned and walked upstairs. As soon as he reached the corner, Chen Xinmo yelled, "Master, I picked you up!"

Chen Yuxuan paused for a moment, and instead of going downstairs, he tilted his head out of the stairs that blocked his eyes and looked over.

puff!

With just one glance, Chen Yuxuan almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Chen Xinmo straddled her legs, with several courier boxes of similar width sandwiched between her legs, one by one side by side, tightly clamped, her two arms clamped the seam of her trousers in a military posture, and the underarms were also large and small. The courier is also tightly clamped, with one on the head, one on each shoulder, and two wigs under the neck.

With this posture, Chen Xinmo couldn't lift her head at all, she could only raise her eyes to look at Chen Yuxuan desperately.

Chen Yuxuan covered his mouth to suppress his smile, went down two steps, leaned forward while clutching the milky white metal railing, and said in a loud voice, "That's right, keep it like this, if you don't drop it tomorrow morning, you will win."

【Joy ↑86%】

Chen Xinmo blinked, and the system quickly calculated.

——Giving a gift is indeed right. The owner not only recharges her battery, but also makes her 86% happy so quickly. If she works harder, can she be 100%?

"Owner."

"Huh?" Chen Yuxuan was in a good mood and didn't mind hearing her rambling, "What's the matter?"

"He is nice to me, please drink Huiren Shenbao."

Chen Yuxuan: "???"

Chen Yuxuan: "Which pot is not opened, which pot should be lifted?"

Chen Xinmo said again: "The tide ebbs and flows, the days are not calm, and the hot flashes and sweating make my mood fluctuate. Drinking meditation, I can sleep well without being bored or tired, and I still feel so young."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan's black pupils narrowed, she swore that if it dared to say one more word, she would tear it down immediately!

Chen Xinmo, who was completely unaware of the danger, noticed that the proportion of the master's anger rose sharply, and only thought that the master didn't like these two gifts.

She thought about it and continued to recommend.

Chen Xinmo: "With it, the night is no longer lonely, and the whole night is a spring night. The first choice for single fairies, the German imported high-frequency rechargeable emulation button..."

Before Chen Xinmo finished recommending it, Chen Yuxuan's ears were red, he went downstairs and covered Chen Xinmo's mouth.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

Chen Xinmo quickly greeted the courier who almost fell, and said vaguely: "Master, don't be so excited."

"Who am I excited about? Huh? Because of whom?!"

"Master, it doesn't matter if you don't like these, there are plenty of food, drink, and health-preserving items. By the way, I even asked the store owner for a gift, the one in the shape of lipstick..."

Chen Yuxuan suddenly thought of a serious question.

"What did you use to register Duoduo?"

"The owner's WeChat ID is directly logged in, and it is bound to the owner's mobile phone."

——It's going crazy.

"Have you started a small circle yet?"

Chen Yuxuan's mind instantly flashed Liang Yiqing's product information that was automatically shared on Pinxiaoquan. She even knew which brand of sanitary napkin Liang Yiqing used!

"If you dare to share, I will kill you!"

No, it is shared by default after receiving the goods, and the sharing option must be manually clicked.

The corners of Chen Yuxuan's eyes were bright red, he gritted his teeth and changed his words: "If you dare to accept the goods, I will kill you!"