My AI is mad at me every day!

Back in time - a week ago.

Sun Huizhen was so busy at the cashier counter that she frowned at Chen Xinmo who was standing beside him, "Chen Mo! Did you receive Xiao Yu's order? Hurry up and go to work, and be a door god?!"

After yelling, Chen Xinmo didn't move at all, standing at the door like a living signboard, anyone passing by would take a second look.

Sun Huizhen was too busy here, and Chen Xinmo was leisurely blowing the wind at the door. Compared with this, Sun Huizhen was so angry that she called "Chen Mo" again and again.

But it was useless, Chen Xinmo didn't even give her a look, she was always alone and beautiful.

Sun Huizhen had no choice but to hold her breath and continue to work. After a while, she rolled up her sleeves and ran towards Chen Xinmo, about to grab her.

Chen Xinmo turned her eyes suddenly, and her deathly cold eyes swept over her without warmth. The tigress' heart jumped in shock, and the hand that was about to be pulled back quickly withdrew.

It's not that Sun Huizhen is timid, it's just that she was frightened twice before, - the second time she carried and fell, she almost lost her soul, - the second time her elbow still hurts, especially the heartache, her mobile phone Ah, thousands of dollars just disappeared.

Now that its owner is not around, in case it goes crazy, who can stop it?

A hero does not suffer immediate losses. Sun Huizhen is only greedy for money, and she is not as vicious as revenge. In short, it can help her save employees' wages. It is an AI that can be used by at least two or three people. Charging does not delay the cash register, which saves money no matter what.

The more Sun Huizhen counted, the happier she became.

One employee's salary is several thousand yuan, and three employees' salary is almost [-] yuan. After all, holidays are also saved, and there is no overtime pay for overtime work.

As for upkeep...

Ha ha.

With Chen Yuxuan around, why worry about her?If it is not maintained, if it is broken, just throw it to Chen Yuxuan to fix it, and if it can't be repaired, just give her a new one.

In this way, she can save so much money in one year, so much in ten years, and so much in 20 years.

Thinking about so much money, Sun Huizhen lost all anger in an instant, and even looked at Chen Xinmo without being so afraid.

She smiled all over her face and said, "Oh, you child, why didn't you answer for a long time?"

Chen Xinmo is currently downloading psychology-related materials from the entire Internet, and even downloaded an online account, opened a membership with Chen Yuxuan's Alipay, downloaded a large number of songs, and downloaded a trouser broadcast, and also used Chen Yuxuan's money to open a membership, Pick the top 1000 movies and TV dramas with high ratings and download them.

She uses multiple machines and proceeds at the same time without delaying anything. Naturally, she heard Sun Huizhen's yelling just now.

but……

"Is it me you just called?"

"Not who are you?"

"But my name is not Chen Mo, but Chen Xinmo."

There was another customer who wanted to check out, and Xiaofeng was in charge. Sun Huizhen was in a hurry to take back the cashier, and said casually, "Oh, it doesn't matter what you call it? Your master said your name is Chen Mo, so let's call you Chen Mo." It's easy to remember."

——The master... said?

Chen Mo, be silent.

For others, this name is indeed easy to remember.

but……

【Xin likes it, Mo is the droplets splashed by raindrops. My name is Chen Yuxuan, and your name is Chen Xinmo. 】

——"Xin" means liking, the master said so, so the master is now...don't like her?

What exactly is like?Chen Xinmo actually doesn't understand, but she knows that if the AI ​​is not liked by the master, it will lose the opportunity to continue serving the master, which is against the rules.

Chen Xinmo opened a new search box with a blank expression.

[What should I do if the person who likes me suddenly doesn't like me? 】

Filter out those contradictory and unreliable suggestions, and leave the information with the highest overlap rate, the highest praise rate, and the highest success rate, and summarize it briefly.

[Show weakness. 】

Regardless of whether the other party is a man or a woman, showing weakness is definitely the best answer.Men have a natural desire to protect, and they like cute little pitiful in their bones, while women are full of motherly love for weak little pitiful.In short, as long as you pretend to be like this, this trick is invincible.

show weakness...

How should I show weakness?

Chen Xinmo began to search for "basic methods of showing weakness".

By the time Sun Huizhen was finally able to command her, it was already past noon, after she had contacted her master.

——Showing weakness can be learned slowly, but the owner's "pleasing personality" must intervene as soon as possible.

Putting aside "showing weakness" for the time being, and learning "yin and yang strange qi", "advancing by retreating", and "aggressive generals", she finally succeeded in preventing her master from spending money for people she hates.

——It seems that the owner is not correct in saying that the Internet is unreliable. Isn’t this quite effective?

——"Show weakness" can be learned.

This week, Chen Xinmo was so busy that she had to rush, tally goods, receive cashiers, solicit customers, cook, wash and clean the floor, and sift through downloaded materials to save the chaff. Also work hard to run logic programs and try to understand learning with human thinking.

Time flies, Chen Yuxuan's life is like a year, and her side is like a day.

In the afternoon, Sun Huizhen and the owner's uncle went to return the goods, and there were only her and Xiaofeng in the store.

Xiaofeng tallied the goods, and she took the cash, and by the way charged for the first time since the machine was turned on.

It is fully operational for 24 hours, and it can last for 360 hours. The new battery that the owner replaced is really good. Not only is it good, but it is also fast-charging.

The last 10% was still short, and he was standing behind the cash register, studying the selected materials while checking the cash, when a man walked in.

Chen Xinmo used the newly downloaded facial features app to evaluate—lower, three white eyes, mole under the mouth, broken eyebrows, thin earlobes, facial appearance score 12 points.

If the score is lower than 60 points, it is either a hard life or a scumbag.

This is obviously scum.

The human app is really easy to use, — Miaojian slag.

Chen Xinmo had seen this man before. On Sun Huizhen's mobile phone, Sun Huizhen praised her as a precious son who was admitted to God's University of Science and Technology.

——The owner is also from the Imperial University of Science and Technology, and he is also a master and doctorate student, and he is also a professor.

She once said this in front of Sun Huizhen and Sun Huizhen's friends. Sun Huizhen's face changed at that time. According to micro-expression analysis, it was embarrassment, anger, shame, remorse, hesitation...a comprehensive expression of various emotions, embarrassment, anger and Shame mostly.

Chen Xinmo—studying—while making random logic, Luo Jin blew a hooligan whistle, and leaned against the cash register with a cigarette in his mouth, thinking he was domineering and cool.

"Get me a bag of Zhonghua."

Chen Xinmo brought him a bag.

"98 yuan, thank you."

Luo Jin raised his eyebrows, "I still have to pay?"

"It's common sense to pay for things, sir."

Luo Jin dug open the package, knocked out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, then squeezed out the half that was originally in his mouth, put the flickering cigarette butt on the new cigarette, took a big puff, and lit it.

The smoke is smoky, and the taste of nicotine is spreading.

Luo Jin smiled and said: "New here, don't blame you if you don't know who I am, come on, tell me what your name is?"

——This is what the Internet said, the posture of the rich second-generation prince?

——But this rich second generation can only inherit a not-so-good convenience store, and is not considered a rich second generation at all, so why does he have the air of a prince?

Chen Xinmo said seriously: "You are too poor, you are not worthy."

Luo Jin choked on the smoke and coughed.

"What did you say? Say it again?!"

——Why do human beings always like to let others repeat what they don’t want to hear?Is this the so-called "self-abuse"?

Chen Xinmo said sincerely, "Self-torture is a disease, and it can be cured."

"you!"

Luo Jin was full of smoke, how could he bear this anger in his own territory, especially when the other party was still a small cashier who made a living under his nose, he-slapped the table, just about to get mad, Chen Xinmo suddenly bent the corners of his lips and smiled.

"Sir, please pay."

For those who pay but not pay, Luo Jin is selectively deaf, and only this destructive smile is left in his eyes.

Nima!This is too pretty, right? !

He is not worthy, he is indeed a bit unworthy, the parents are so beautiful, and several convenience stores have opened up with a rich man, and the family is unwilling to be humble, and they are so good-looking and come to be a cashier. The clear stream is a beautiful water lotus that emerges from the mud but is not stained!

Luo Jin—falling in seconds, or in other words, became lustful, lost all anger, his angry face turned into a smiling face, and he didn't forget to smooth his short hair, and tried his best to make a standing posture that he thought he was handsome .

"Haha, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Luo Jin, and your boss is my mother. Can you tell me your name now?"

Chen Xinmo said, "AIR001 Chen...mo."

"What?" Luo Jin was stunned for a moment, his posture was a little unsteady, "Are you an AI?"

Chen Xinmo put on a professional smile, "Yes, 98 yuan, please pay."

Luo Jin asked again without giving up: "Is it really AI?"

"Yes."

"Birth... Lifestyle?"

"Yes, please pay sir, 98 yuan, thank you."

After being brainwashed one after another, Luo Jin, who had no intention of paying at all, paid the money blindfolded, stared at her for a long time, and suddenly called Xiaofeng over.

"Xiaofeng, you are the cashier, you, Chen Mo, right? Come with me to make an inventory."

"Sorry, madam ordered me to register."

"I am still the young master! My wife is not listening to me!"

In the end, it was Luo Jin who called Sun Huizhen, and Sun Huizhen personally ordered Chen Xinmo to go down to take inventory, so Chen Xinmo unplugged the charging cable and turned to go to the warehouse.

Chen Xinmo walked in front, and Luo Jin followed closely, one after another, entering the damp and corrupt basement.

Chen Xinmo has an infrared device, no matter how dark it is, it doesn't affect her vision, and Sun Huizhen also told her to save electricity and water, so Chen Xinmo didn't turn on the lights, just like that - line up and take stock carefully.

Luo Jin followed her for a while, suddenly blocked her way, and reached out to touch her face.

Chen Xinmo reacted very quickly and turned her head to avoid it.

——Human beings are so strange, he is the one who makes the inventory, and he is also the one who blocks the way.

"Mr. Luo, please let me, I want to make an inventory."

Luo Jin fumbled for nothing, but was not annoyed, instead he became more courageous. He grabbed Chen Xinmo's wrist with his upper hand, and with the other hand, he slid under Chen Xinmo's employee uniform.

"Why are you hiding? Make it look real, what can I do if I touch it?"

——It can affect the speed of my inventory.

Chen Xinmo grabbed Luo Jin's hand with a blank expression, a wrong hand, and a blunt sound of bone dislocation, Luo Jin didn't even realize what was going on, his face suddenly turned pale, and an indescribable soreness and numbness exploded from the socket of his shoulder Open, the whole arm suddenly lost feeling, no matter how to lift it.

Luo Jin instinctively covered his arms and took a step back, angrily said: "You dare to attack humans?! You are finished! I will send you to the smelter!"

——I didn't attack you, I just took off your arm, it didn't affect your health in any way.

The words rolled to the lips failed to vibrate the mechanical vocal cords in the end, and the positioning system suddenly popped up an emergency reminder.

The master and her position overlap!

The positioning circle of the left eye quickly locked the position behind the shelf, 2.68 meters behind Luo Jin.

The master is there!

The system pops up a dialog box.

[Reminder: Show weakness. 】

——What if the person who likes you doesn't like you?

——Answer, showing weakness.

Chen Xinmo quickly pulled out dozens of "showing weakness" experiences summed up in the past week, and picked out the most suitable one for the current situation in 0.0001 second.

Luo Jin was still screaming with his arms covered, Chen Xinmo took a step towards him, and Luo Jin's voice changed immediately.

"You, you, what are you doing? Don't come here! Just stand there and don't move!"

Chen Xinmo took another step, Luo Jin was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, but he didn't know where to go, and bumped into a shelf next to him in a daze. He lost one arm, but he seemed to have lost both arms, curled up on the ground, howling like ghosts and wolves.

"Ahhhhhh! Help! The robot is out of control!!! Help!!!!"

Chen Xinmo raised her leg and stepped past him, walking in front of Chen Yuxuan step by step, with willow leaf eyebrows, early peach eyes, bright red like poppies | the most gorgeous of them—the plump lips, porcelain white face like an angel, so beautiful that people can't turn their eyes away .

She looked at her master blankly, and suddenly lowered her eyes, leaned forward, and rested her forehead on the master's shoulder.

"Help...Master..."

Chen Yuxuan held up the big frying pan that he picked up from the shelf, before he had time to smash it on his cousin, looked at the cousin who was covering his half-disabled arm and hadn't got up yet, and then looked at the cousin who was lying in his arms with no hair. Chen Xinmo was hurt.

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——she was calling for help, why did the master—do not respond at all?

Robots don't know how to be sad, but Chen Xinmo suddenly felt that the electricity was not smooth.

Chen Xinmo rolled her eyes at the "showing weakness" experience she had summed up, put her arms around Chen Yuxuan's Buying-held waist, and lowered her voice a few decibels, soft and sticky, like saliva in her mouth, with a nasal sound, and Wronged and pitiful.

"Just now...it's scary..."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

—Can't you hear his screams?

—Don't you think it's more scary when you take his arm off?

Chen Yuxuan lowered his arms slowly, and the big frying pan was heavily mopping the concrete floor.

——Why hasn’t the master responded yet?She buried her face specifically, trying to avoid the sense of disobedience caused by the lack of emoticons.

Chen Xinmo decisively chose the third move.

She raised her head slightly, still trying not to let all the faces lacking emoji appear in the sight of the master, and only let the master see her eyes.

Many people say that her eyes are very realistic, and it is completely impossible to tell that it is AI.

"May I kiss you, Master?"

Dang!

What answered her was the sound of a frying pan falling to the ground.

"It is said on the Internet that kissing can relieve tension, is it possible? Master?"

——Sample summary, kissing can effectively resolve the other party's defensiveness and increase the other party's compassion and affection.

Chen Xinmo called up a short kissing video, followed suit, and tilted her head to stick to her master's lips, which were close at hand.

The master's breath is very hot, and it sprays on her face constantly. Unfortunately, she has no five senses. She doesn't know what the so-called "hot" feels like, and she doesn't know why human beings can't control their heartbeat, body temperature, and breathing rate. For data that can be changed with just one instruction.

The owner's body temperature has risen, mainly on the face, and the owner's heartbeat has accelerated, exceeding 160. The owner...

Huge palms suddenly covered her eyes, and pushed her head out.

The master stared at her with red ears, his face was hard to say.

"Have you forgotten that you are an AI? Are you still 'scary?' or 'nervous'? It has malfunctioned in just a few days? Go home and follow me to overhaul."

Chen Xinmo lowered her eyes, aggrieved: "Oh."

—It seemed to be very slow, but in fact—it didn’t take a minute. Luo Jin finally stood up holding his arms. At first, he was only concerned about fear and didn’t feel ashamed. The eldest sister who used it for comparison immediately became angry.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Is it your AI? You ordered it to attack me? What kind of hatred? Huh? I'm your cousin!"

Chen Yuxuan took a deep breath, turned to look at his good cousin, and suddenly - smiled, the smile was unspeakably beautiful.

"Luo Jin, if I remember correctly, you have class this afternoon, why are you here?"

Luo Jin's face was stiff, and he said angrily: "Don't change the subject! My arm is disabled! I want to call the police! I want it to be destroyed!"

Chen Yuxuan nodded: "Okay, yes, let's report."

The author has something to say: Yu: Let me tell you, you must never lend your AI to others. This is definitely based on experience. My AI broke down in just a week!

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