My AI is mad at me every day!

"Oh! You think I dare not?!"

Chen Yuxuan subconsciously took Chen Xinmo's hand, paused, and suddenly remembered the kiss that she almost lost just now, changed to tugging at the corner of her sleeve, turned and walked towards the door, without giving Luo Jin a look, only leaving a word.

"I didn't say you dare not, but I advise you not to."

Luo Jin's removed arm was sore and swollen. Although it didn't hurt, it was indescribably uncomfortable.

"You stop for me!"

Luo Jin was ashamed and angry, and he wanted to grab Chen Yuxuan's shoulders to stop her, but before he touched her, Chen Xinmo turned his head and looked at her with dead eyes, obviously calm, but inexplicably reminded him of the man-eating man Nibal, the hairs all over his body exploded.

In this moment of trance, Chen Yuxuan dragged Chen Xinmo out of the warehouse.

Luo Jin said angrily: "You wait! I'll call the police now! Don't beg me later! It's useless to beg me!"

Luo Jin now recognized that Chen Xinmo was his sister's Bi She, and he didn't believe it. If he was going to be forcibly destroyed by the police, wouldn't his sister feel bad? !

He walked out of the warehouse clutching his arms, followed Chen Yuxuan and the others into the supermarket, took out his mobile phone in front of them, snorted coldly, turned the screen of the mobile phone towards them, and counted them one by one. Press 110.

"Don't run away, both of you!"

Chen Yuxuan glanced at him like a fool, his indifferent gaze was similar to that of Chen Xinmo, except that one looked like a terrifying Hannibal, and the other looked like a high math teacher who failed in other subjects and despised him.

what is this?Other people's husband and wife look like her master and servant?

However, this AI is really nice.

The basement was dim, and Chen Xinmo's face could not be seen clearly. Now that he was under the light, Luo Jin became a little lewd again, and he was a little reluctant to destroy Chen Xinmo.

After calling 110 here and hanging up, Luo Jin said coldly, "If you apologize immediately, I will close the case, otherwise..."

Chen Xinmo was blocked by Chen Yuxuan, she pulled Chen Yuxuan's sleeves in an imitative manner, poked her head forward, Hu Tong fluttered, and Tao Rui's long eyelashes seemed to be blown by the wind.

"I'm sorry to correct you, but you haven't filed a case yet, so I'm afraid you can't dismiss it."

Chen Yuxuan looked back at her speechlessly.

"Stop stalking at a time like this?"

"Master, I'm not a bar, I'm stating the facts.

Isn't Mr. Luo the same school as the master?The master is so annoying, why doesn't he even know this bit of common sense?

Such a stupid person, why does the wife still have the nerve to close her eyes and brag when she sees people? Doesn't she blush?

Why do humans blush because of one eye, but not because of embarrassment?

It's so weird. "

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——I just said one thing, look how much you bawled?

Chen Yuxuan: "It seems that you have enjoyed networking these few days and learned so many new words."

Chen Xinmo nodded: "Yes, master, I'm a new learner. It is said that this word can make people think that the person who said it is very cute. 'Close eyes blowing' and 'awkward blowing' are also new ones, I think they are very vivid Netizens' ability to create words is too powerful, really 66666."

Chen Xinmo added: "'66666' is also new, master."

Chen Yuxuan's countercurrent blood completely returned to the right path, without even thinking about it, he poked her forehead protruding from behind him.

"Go back and settle accounts with you."

Luo Jin was about to vomit blood.

How could he be so ignored when he was so serious and angry? !

He slapped the table and said angrily: "You two want to be shameless?! Flirting in public?!"

It doesn't matter if you yell, the customers who haven't paid much attention to this side have nodded their feet and walked around the shelf, looking over here.

Luo Jin didn't notice it, and was still yelling: "You think I'm scaring you? I'll leave my words here today. If I don't sue for it to be broken into pieces, my surname will not be Luo!"

The community police station is in the community, and the police came to the door within a few minutes. Luo Jin pulled the arm that was swaying three times, and angrily described the general process.

"I took it down to stockpile, and it suddenly attacked me. If I didn't hide quickly, I'm afraid I would be dead right now! This kind of AI that attacks humans must be destroyed! If it dares to hurt me today, it will dare to hurt others tomorrow. People! The social harm is too great!"

After the police recorded his statement, they naturally wanted to question the person involved.

"Chen Yuxuan, right? Please tell me about the situation at that time."

Chen Yuxuan glanced at Luo Jin, with complicated and pitiful eyes, he turned on the phone and handed it to the policeman.

"The evidence is all here."

In the phone is the video that Chen Yuxuan just asked Chen Xinmo to send over, it was recorded by Chen Xinmo's eyes.

In the video, from Luo Jin thinking that Chen Xinmo was a human being molested at the cash register, to when Luo Jin knew she was not a human being and finding an excuse to lure her into the underground warehouse, to when he blocked the way and harassed her once but failed to pay for the second time, and finally was removed by Chen Xinmo arm.

After the scene where Chen Xinmo leaned on Chen Yuxuan's shoulder and said "terrible" coquettishly, the two policemen and the customers watching the fun couldn't help looking up at Chen Xinmo.

——Are you sure it's an AI?This is too good, right?No fun type can compare to it so well!

The video ended with acting like a baby, and after that, Chen Yuxuan specifically confessed that he didn't allow it to be passed on.

In fact, she didn't want to post "help" and "terrible" at first, but it was too late and it was not easy to edit them in front of the police.

The evidence is current, although AI is not human, but in view of the special nature of AI imitating human beings, there are protection laws related to AI.

The AI ​​Protection Law mainly mentions three points:

① What is the punishment for causing irreparable damage to other people's AI; what is the punishment for repairable damage; what is the punishment for causing the destruction of other people's AI;

② How to punish other people's AIx harassment; how to punish others' AI forcibly x or even rape; how to double the punishment for damage to other people's AI due to x behavior.

③How to punish for stealing, hiding or modifying other people's AI without authorization, and how to increase the punishment for gang crimes.

Rokin clearly falls under Article [-], AIx harassment of others.

This crime is less serious than sexual harassment of human beings, but no matter how light it is, it must be punished. According to the seriousness of the circumstances, the host needs to be compensated for mental damage and sentenced to no more than 60 days of criminal detention, surveillance or fixed-term imprisonment.

The protection law was just passed last year, and it started to be implemented this year. It has been implemented for nearly a year. Many people have been sentenced. The whole society has been regulated a lot, and the owners of AI are also proud. The party, of course, knows it too.

But he knew that the protection law belonged to him, and he didn't expect that Chen Xinmo actually recorded it? !

Although the video recording function is not uncommon, it is like the camera function that comes with a mobile phone. It will not be turned on unless the owner orders it. Even if Chen Yuxuan ordered "record when someone harasses you", the recording will start from the moment he enters the door. At that time He hasn't harassed yet!

Leaving the camera on all the time not only consumes electricity but also takes up memory. Almost no one does it. Why does Chen Xinmo do it? !

Luo Jin suddenly opened his eyes wide, pointing at Chen Yuxuan with trembling fingers: "You, you did it on purpose! You framed me! Otherwise, how could there be a video?!"

Chen Yuxuan let out a little breath, called Xiaofeng, and directly connected to the holographic screen at the entrance of the convenience store. The scrolling promotional information disappeared, and a blurry picture with extremely low pixels appeared, showing Chen Xinmo's folder.

The folder is densely packed with videos, every day.

Luo Jin didn't bother to cover his crippled arm, and looked at him with his head up and his mouth open in disbelief.

"How, how is it possible? How is it possible that there are videos from nine years ago?"

Passers-by were talking about it.

"Store so much? How much memory is this?"

"Ham, don't you see who its owner is?"

"Who? A star? Why don't I know him? But she's really pretty."

"She's not a celebrity, she's a serious scientist, didn't you hear that she signed up just now? Chen Yuxuan, just the professor from Xunzhilianke, she's a graduate of AI. It's been nine years and she's upgrading every day, can you? okay?"

"Oh~ so it's her. I said why she looks familiar. The promotional video showed a side face. I don't remember much."

"But this AI is so realistic, I thought it was a real person at first."

"So lovely."

"nice."

"You can make your AI debut!"

"You can pull it off, there are so many AI stars that are not enough for you to see, you have to spoil Professor Chen's baby."

"Baby?"

"It's not that bad. I haven't seen that AI acting like a baby so naturally. It must be pampered a lot."

"It's so beautiful, I want to pet it too."

"First you have to be rich."

Sigh.

"If I have money, I can't buy such a good one."

It was the rush hour, and many people just got off work, either going home, or turning to the convenience store to buy groceries. There were many people crowded at the door, and their voices were buzzing, talking about everything.

Sun Huizhen parked the loaf of bread, and went to her store with Luo Gaoshu. From a distance, she saw a group of people at the door of the store, and then looked at the police car next to her. Push away the crowd and squeeze in.

Squeezed inside to see, Luo Jin led the police to the warehouse to take pictures and leave a certificate, only Chen Yuxuan was helping Chen Xinmo take off the convenience store employee uniform on her body, and Xiaofeng was busy in the store by herself, both at the cash register and at the same time greeting guest.

Sun Huizhen immediately forgot about the police car, walked up to Chen Yuxuan in two or three steps, and said with a sullen face, "What are you doing? The store is busy, where are you taking it?"

Chen Xinmo stared at her master intently. The robot doesn't know how to be nervous, but all her programs have stopped running at the moment, and she is waiting for the master's next answer.

When Chen Yuxuan saw Sun Huizhen, she wanted to smile subconsciously, and the smile came to the corner of her lips. She felt the weight of her wrist, and looked down at the white fingertips pinching the corner of her sleeve, and suddenly couldn't laugh.

She raised her eyes and looked at Sun Huizhen with a distant expression: "Since uncle's waist is healed, I will take it away."

"Who said your uncle is ready? He..."

Sun Huizhen turned her head subconsciously, and saw Luo Gaoshu coming in with a straight waist, carrying two boxes of goods they had just transferred.

Sun Huizhen's face was ugly, and she abruptly turned a corner in the middle of her speech.

"So what if he's healed? Didn't you see that the store is busy? What's wrong with a few more days? There's no cook at home, what do you let your grandma eat?"

Before he finished speaking, Xiaofeng, who was at the cash register, suddenly threw away the pork belly she was scanning, and took off her employee uniform button by button, walked out of the cashier counter expressionlessly, and walked towards the gate.

Sun Huizhen quickly grabbed it!

"What are you doing? Go to the cash register!"

Xiaofeng didn't even look at her, she threw off her restraint and continued to walk out, muttering mechanically in her mouth: "I want to cook for the master, I want to cook for the master..."

There was a lot of discussion among the people, some were shopping, some were preparing to check out, and some were watching the excitement from the neighbors.

"Who does it call its master? Isn't the proprietress its master?"

"I don't know. I always come to buy things. I hear them call the proprietress's wife and the proprietress's master. I also thought that the two of them are quite funny. This name is like the gate of a big house. They are not the owners. What? Isn't the master trying to show off?"

"That's right, there are many households with AI in our community, and there are quite a few high-end brands. None of them can put on airs like the couple."

Only Chen Yuxuan knew what was going on.

She glared at Chen Xinmo. Besides it, who else could hack other people's AI at will and give orders?

Seeing that she couldn't stop Xiaofeng, Sun Huizhen blushed so angry when she heard the discussion, she turned around and wanted to grab Chen Yuxuan's collar. on.

Although this turn is a bit funny, it doesn't prevent her from posing with her hands on her hips.

"Tell me! Did you tamper with Xiaofeng's program?!"

Chen Yuxuan withdrew to the side, motioning her to check the cash register monitor.

Where does Sun Huizhen have time to check this?She quickly walked over, but she didn't check the monitoring, but settled the customer's account first, so as not to let people get impatient and leave.

I was checking here, and I still didn't forget to yell at Chen Yuxuan: "You are not allowed to leave! Your uncle fell down and you didn't even look at him. The store is so busy at the moment, and you add to the chaos. Is there anyone like you who is a niece? !"

Sun Huizhen was cursing, and the passers-by at the door looked up at the information scrolling on the holographic screen and laughed.

【Aunt: By the way, I forgot to tell you, your uncle just fell down, just lie down, you don't have to come and see him.I'm so busy here that I don't have time to greet you. Besides, your uncle has been snoozing lately, and you've come to interfere with his rest. That's it. I'm busy, so I don't need to go back. 】

This was a message Sun Huizhen sent to Chen Yuxuan a week ago. What he was afraid of was that Chen Yuxuan would come to ask for AI and block Chen Yuxuan's way first.

An acquaintance at the door smiled ambiguously and yelled at Sun Huizhen: "Miss Boss, all the messages you sent to your niece have been released."

When Sun Huizhen heard it, her cheeks blushed, and she threw the code-swiping handle and ran out. Seeing that it was really released, she immediately became angry from embarrassment.

Of course she knew that she had sent this message, but she never expected that her niece, who was always talkative, would let her out. What is this about tearing her face apart?

This convenience store is opened in a community. It is conceivable that most of the customers are the owners of the community. Even if they don't know all of them, they are more or less familiar. If you look up and look down, isn't this a shame for her? !

Without even thinking about it, Sun Huizhen blurted out: "Okay, Chen Yuxuan, you want to argue with me, right? Then let's argue, you haven't paid me for my mobile phone yet!"

Chen Yuxuan touched the pocket of his coat and took out a small box the size of a palm. The packaging on the box hadn't been opened yet. It was printed with a holographic mobile phone. It was a lady's watch. It was exquisite and compact. Its status in the mobile phone industry was basically equivalent to In the early years, when the fruit machine was bought with a kidney, the price of the fruit machine was more than five times that of Sun Huizhen.

Sun Huizhen's eyes lit up, and she subconsciously reached out to pick it up. Luo Jin followed the policemen out of the underground warehouse, and when he saw his mother, he suddenly lost his spirit!

"Mom! My sister framed me!"

With just this sentence, the image of the basement came to mind again, Chen Yuxuan frowned in disgust, and took back the half-handed phone.

Sun Huizhen was about to turn her head to look at her son, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Chen Yuxuan taking back the phone, and instinctively reached out to get it again.

Subconsciously, Chen Yuxuan wanted to hand it over again, pursed his lips, and handed it to Chen Xinmo.

Sun Huizhen was stunned.

"Why did you give it?"

Chen Yuxuan's mouth froze, and rolled to the edge of his mouth, "I originally wanted to compensate you for this, but since you want to care about it, let's settle the score carefully", but he couldn't squeeze out a word.

She lowered her eyes and said, "Give it away."

"For me?" Chen Xinmo's amber pupils instantly lit up with stars, "Is this a gift from the master?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——The AI ​​itself is equivalent to a giant mobile phone. You only need to insert a SIM card to make a call, and giving the AI ​​a mobile phone is more than superfluous.

——Is it too late for her to regret it now?

In front of so many people, no matter how stupid Chen Yuxuan felt, he couldn't take it back, so he could only bite the bullet and say "um".

Chen Xinmo held the phone carefully, obviously it was just an AI, but she seemed to be so excited that she couldn't speak, she opened her mouth again and again before saying: "Thank you master, this is the first gift I received, I will definitely Keep it well, it is with me, it destroys me.”

——There is no need to be so exaggerated, you are much more expensive than it.

Sun Huizhen watched helplessly, her chest heaving violently with anger, wishing she could grab the phone, but with so many eyes watching, she couldn't reach out, so she could only grit her teeth and say, "My phone, you have to pay me back!"

Chen Yuxuan really couldn't say anything to Sun Huizhen, so he didn't even look at her, and said directly to Chen Xinmo: "You should calculate your own salary."

"Good host!"

The sound is crisp and loud.

Holding Jisheng's first gift, Chen Xinmo completed the market research in only 0.00001 seconds.

"The average salary of the service industry in Hailian District is 6072 yuan/month, including meal allowances, full attendance and insurance, the average wage is 9028 yuan/month, the average monthly working hours are 186 hours, and the hourly wage is 48.537 yuan.

我自12月2日12：56开始工作，距今175小时又20分，总计工资：8510.12。零头舍去，8510元。”

After calculating the salary, Chen Xinmo connected to the holographic screen again, and released the latest quotations for the same mobile phone from several major e-commerce websites.

"The K80pro that my wife broke, the lowest price on the whole network is 2699 yuan, and my salary is deducted. My wife still needs to pay me 5811 yuan. Can I scan the code or cash?"

Sun Huizhen asked for a mobile phone but didn't come, and was blackmailed by Xiao Liuqian. She was so angry that a mouthful of old blood stuck in her throat, and she almost choked to death.

"Why should I give you money?!"

Chen Xinmo glanced past her at the policeman leading Luo Jin over.

"Comrade policeman, I want to call the police on behalf of my master. My master rented me to Ms. Sun Huizhen on December 12. I worked non-stop for 2 hours and 175 minutes. Need to pay 20 yuan, but she refused to pay."

This kind of unreasonable housework made the police feel overwhelmed. Before they could open their mouths, Luo Jin was already a little scared.

"Mom! Don't worry about that! My sister framed me, and I might go to jail!"

"what?!"

Sun Huizhen was dumbfounded, she didn't care about talking about mobile phone wages, she dragged the policeman and asked what was going on, Chen Yuxuan hated this noisy environment, and dragged Chen Xinmo out of the crowd.

When passing by her uncle, the honest and quiet uncle suddenly called her.

"Xiao Yu, I'm sorry."

Chen Yuxuan turned around and smiled tolerantly at him.

Chen Xinmo also turned her head and smiled, and added another sentence along with the smile.

"If you're really sorry, why didn't you speak just now? Is this the hypocrisy of human beings?"

Chen Yuxuan dragged her out.

"You talk too much!"

Chen Xinmo followed her step by step, tilted her head while holding her precious mobile phone and asked, "Master doesn't like me saying such things?"

Chen Yuxuan dodged his gaze, raised his chin slightly and said, "Of course."

"But the master's 'joy' has risen."

"Don't add modal particles casually."

"Oh."

The two walked towards grandma's house along the mosaic sidewalk. The night wind was bleak and the street lights were dim. The angles of the two figures on the ground were constantly changing, sometimes elongated, sometimes shortened, sometimes separated, and sometimes... overlapping.

Chen Xinmo looked at the close figure, blinked her slender eyelashes, and reached out to hold the master's hand.

[The body temperature is raised by 6°C]

"Is it warm? Master?"

Chen Yuxuan looked back at her, a smile escaped unconsciously, the cold brows and eyes were melted away by that smile, the cold snow of thousands of mountains disappeared, leaving only the sun and warm stream, gurgling into Chen Xinmo's mechanical eyeballs.

"It's not very cold when you walk. Don't raise your body temperature casually in the future. It's not good for the movement."

Chen Xinmo smiled softly: "It's okay master, there is a CPU high temperature warning."

Chen Yuxuan took a pile of food from Donkey Roll, and knocked on grandma's door.

Xiaofeng was busy in the kitchen, grandma smiled and welcomed them in, seeing the donkey rolling and laughing, all the creases on her face stretched out, like a child.

"Hey, I was talking about it last night. I haven't eaten this for a long time. I asked your uncle to buy it for me. Your uncle said that my teeth are sticky, so I won't buy it for me. I have dentures, so if I stick to it, I will stick to it. That unfilial son, isn't he being punished? Your aunt is so strict that she doesn't even want to buy me something that stutters."

Chen Yuxuan sat with his grandma for a while. Grandma was old and loved to chatter. After talking about eating, she started talking about Xiaofeng.

"Today, your aunt did a good job. She was willing to let Xiaofeng come back so early to cook for me, and she also made my favorite food. I'm old, and I don't really think about eating and drinking much, just go to bed all day long. The table is full of big fish and meat, I’m so tired, my stomach can’t stand it, kid, I can finally eat some light food today.”

Chen Xinmo stood aside and listened for a while, then turned around and quietly went to the kitchen, and ordered Xiaofeng's shoulder, who was chopping vegetables.

Xiaofeng turned her head, the rubber eyeballs, mechanical pupils, and eyeballs made a slight friction sound when she turned her eyes. It was a low-grade AI at a glance.

Chen Xinmo whispered, "Turn on the Bluetooth and send you something."

The author has something to say: Passers-by: Look how natural that AI is acting like a baby, and it must be pampered a lot.

Xiao Yu: ... (What's the matter with being a little guilty?)

Clip~Push it again~↓Advance receipt of "It's okay, but you can still get away from it"↓~Please add a favorite~

——A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!Even if it is my daughter-in-law who insults me!

The news that Liu Yubing married the actress of Three Materials once dominated the hot searches, and supported many marketing accounts, but who can understand her suffering?

She endured the humiliation for a year, and finally she couldn't stand that fine wife and decided to divorce.

The night before the divorce, when she opened her eyes, she and her prospective ex-wife actually transmigrated into their fanfiction? ? ?

And every night is different? ? ? ?

Customs clearance tasks are also different? ? ? ? ?

If you don't clear the customs, you can't get out, or if you can't get out, you have to die? ? ?

Liu Yubing suddenly felt that it was not important to be humiliated or humiliated, and it was better to live than to die.

The First Night: "Stories My Little Mom and I Have to Tell"

Night [-]: "My Puppet Doll Always Stares at Me Strangely"

The third night: "Traveling to the end of the world, I became the only O"

The fourth night: "I was robbed by the little black house"

The fifth night: "Let go of that school bully and let me come"

The sixth night: "There is a green grassland above my head and I dare not speak"

……

Liu Yubing: Don't think too much, I'm simply afraid of death, and I definitely don't have feelings for you!

Gu Haoyan: If you are soft, I almost believe it.

Thank you Xiao Xing~ Rocket~ Baoyang Yiqi~mua! (*╯3╰)

Thank you for eating sweets today, 030303, my world~ Baoyang Yiqi~mua! (*╯3╰)