My AI is mad at me every day!

"Small movie?"

This is beyond the cognition of life-style AI. Chen Xinmo doesn't understand it, but with Du Niang around, nothing can trouble the AI. She analyzed thousands of pieces of information containing this entry in 0.1 seconds and summed up its meaning.

"I understand, but why should I study small films?"

Coke sat cross-legged on the experimental table, and the beautiful Danfeng glanced at Chen Xinmo, reached out and hooked Chen Xinmo's shoulder, and hooked her to sit on the experimental table.

"Your lifestyle, it's normal not to understand, let me tell you this, I'm from a good background, I'm high-end, you should see that, right?"

Chen Xinmo nodded, "Although the assembly line has wheat-colored skin, it doesn't have a model like yours."

"That's necessary. The assembly line is the type that the public likes. Basically, they have big eyes and double eyelids, small mouths with bumpy noses, and chins that are so sharp that they can stab people to death."

Chen Xinmo: "It kinda rhymes."

Coke smiled and said: "They are all sonified, necessary. In short, the assembly line is full of Internet celebrity faces. Although they are amazing at first glance, they get tired of crooked after a long time. Unlike me, I can't wait to see them. The better it looks."

Chen Xinmo's slender legs were hanging under the laboratory table, she tilted her head to look at her, saving electricity, didn't use emoticons, and said with a deadpan expression: "There is a saying - Lao Wang sells melons and sells himself."

Coke pouted slightly, and shook her shoulders.

"Who said I boasted? This is what my master said personally. When the master bought me, it was a beautiful encounter between Ehuang and Nvying."

Chen Xinmo blinked, "I always feel that you used the wrong words, but you can't say them."

"Don't pay attention to these details. The main task of our fun-loving type is to make the master happy. The literary accomplishment is the job of the assistant type."

"I'm not the fun type."

"It's almost the same. I make the master happy. You take good care of the master. Anyway, it has nothing to do with literature."

Coke continued: "That was three years, two months, eighteen days, eleven hours and twenty-six minutes ago. The weather was good that day, and it was quite autumnal. I stood on the receiving tray in the store and was picked and picked by customers. I used to be like me. This kind of haute couture will not be reduced to the station store, but unfortunately I am in a special situation, the customers of haute couture don’t like my modeling, think that I am too tanned, think that my place is not big enough, think that I..."

Coke’s narrative ability is the opposite of her master’s. Her master’s words are concise and to the point, but she is like an old lady’s foot wrap, smelly and long. She insisted on talking about a simple matter for more than an hour, and she kept talking about it. Make gestures on yourself.

Speaking of "I think I am too wheat-colored", she raised her sleeves and swiped her arms.

Speaking of "I think my place is not big enough", she lifted up her clothes and pinched herself.

Speaking of "I don't think I'm tall enough", she wanted to stand up and put on her pants again, but Chen Xinmo reached out and grabbed her.

"Please get to the point."

"Okay, let's talk about the main point." Coke sat down cross-legged again, "The point is, I've already made it like this, and I can only change small details, such as hairstyle, hair color, eye color, etc. I can't change the big ones. Customers don't like me. Satisfied, dissatisfied with the whole body, the deposit is not required, and another model has been changed."

It was a sad thing at first, but the AI ​​has no emotion, one listens with a blank face, and the other speaks too vividly, and even dances a little bit.

Therefore, what was supposed to be an all-round Coke was changed to a lower-cost fun type. The target group is those customers with special hobbies. Such customers are often not satisfied with the current AI, and they like different types from others. .

However, the imagination is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

The starting price of high-definition AI is 300 million, and Coke is high-definition in high-definition. The skin is more delicate, the eyeballs are biologically cultivated, and there are artificial reflex arcs, which link the senses of touch, smell, and taste. The subcutaneous blood layer will "bleed" ", when you twist it, it will turn red, hurt, and tear. There is also a nimi tear storage box. Non-professionals can't tell that it is a dummy. It is conceivable that the price is even higher.

Although Coke has been changed from an all-round type to a fun type, the cost has been reduced to a certain extent, but you can afford high-end ones, who doesn’t want to design according to their own wishes?This kind of ready-made one always has its own dissatisfaction, but it is not as popular as the rough but cheap assembly line.

They are also fun models, the one on the assembly line is only 120 million, but she wants 380 million, which is still discounted. With so much money, I bought three bills, and there is still 28 left. Who would choose her for a normal person?

If you buy a lifestyle model, it will be even cheaper. You can buy more for seven to eight million yuan each.

In this way, Coke became a slow-selling product with a price but no market, and it was on the market for more than half a year.

Cheng Qixi originally wanted to buy running water, for ordinary living expenses, and thought that it would be enough to have someone to help her with housework.

Coke is a fun product, and it’s a female AI, so the clerk didn’t recommend it to her.

Originally, they were about to miss out, but at this moment, a middle-aged fat man came, and he went from life-style to all-around type, and basically stood in front of every AI and commented.

The man was wearing Armani and wearing a golden gold watch. No matter how he looked, he looked like a nouveau riche. The clerk who received him didn't know if it was really too high-quality, or because of the face of the rich man's father, he laughed along with him all the way. , showing no sign of impatience.

The man finally stopped in front of Coke, frowning so much that he wanted to kill a fly, his face drooped as if someone owed him a million and 80, and his mouth was full of F when he opened his mouth.

"What's this thing? It's still high-end? I just go to the street and grab a woman who is prettier than it. I spent a few million to buy this thing? I might as well hire a living person!"

The man's voice was too loud, and the shop itself was empty, and the voice seemed to carry an echo. In addition, there were only two customers, Cheng Qixi and Cheng Qixi, it was difficult for Cheng Qixi to notice.

She looked over subconsciously, and saw Coke, who was sandwiched between a group of fair-skinned and beautiful long legs, who looked particularly ugly, and that big belly with a greasy face, she was about to grow into a pig, and she hated the ugly Popular and trustworthy.

The man pinched Coke's face in disgust.

"Just this face can't be sold at such a high price."

All the AIs in sale are in a standby state, and they will wake up with a light touch.

After Coke was woken up by that pinch, according to the program, he winked at the man with a voice that made people get goosebumps.

"Gege~Bring the baby home~Baby wants Brother Ge's love~do you~"

With just such a whining sentence and a blown kiss, the man's eyes immediately changed.

This is like some celebrities, the static photos are generally good-looking, but the dynamic pictures are amazing at a glance.

When Coke stood motionless, compared with other assembly lines, it was just a little more refined, and there was no big difference, but when he opened his mouth and hung up the expression pack, the healthy beach wheat skin, silky and charming Danfeng eyes , as well as rich and charming begging lips, all of which are fresh and flexible, properly sexy|sensual|beautiful|things, every frown and smile seems to be seductive, it is completely a passionate online little wild cat.

The man's eyes changed, but his tone remained the same.

He crushed the fingers that had just squeezed the Coke, and said arrogantly: "The modeling is not very good, the hand feel...it's okay. I don't think there is anything to pick about. The ones on the assembly line are more fake than the other, and they can't get on the table at all. This is okay, but the face is too ugly, you guys give me a discount, I reluctantly take it."

The clerk smiled and showed 8 teeth, leaned slightly and said, "Excuse me, sir, this is already 88% off, and it can't be lowered."

The man raised his eyes to the top and said, "I pass by here every day after work. If I remember correctly, this AI has been here for more than half a year, right? I'm willing to accept such slow-moving goods. Why don't you hurry up and set off firecrackers to celebrate? Do you still put on airs with me? Do you know who I am? I have never put on airs like this with thousands of employees below me. The customer is God, understand? Do you still use me to teach you how to do things? Be smart and go to your store Long, give me a good discount, I just don't have time to wait for the high-end order, otherwise when will I get it?"

"What about you? Why are you standing there? Go to the store manager? If you continue to slack off like this, I'm going to complain."

The clerk wasn't in a daze, nor was she negatively sabotaging her work. She was just listening to his complaints without complaint, but unexpectedly, she was bitten back.

The clerk had no choice but to go to the store manager.

Although the store manager has the right to make some small discounts, but this kind of goods that are already on sale is not easy to go down, so he can only come and laugh with him to express that he can give more gifts.

The man refused, and his words became more and more veiled and domineering. He scolded Coke for being ugly and the clerk for being incompetent. His high-pitched voice filled the store.

Cheng Qixi didn't know what to think, she was about to sign to buy water, she suddenly pointed to Coke, and said to the clerk who received her, "I want it."

"Who? That haute couture?"

"Correct."

The clerk was overjoyed, even with a discount, the high commission was much higher than the turnover.

However, out of professionalism, the clerk kindly reminded that it is a fun type, and the price is not low.

Compared with the 88 lifestyle that Cheng Qixi was about to sign, it was really much more expensive.

Cheng Qixi did hesitate, but what he hesitated was: "Is there a learning system?"

"Yes, yes, there must be, even if it is running water, the learning system is essential, so you can rest assured."

"That's fine, let it learn."

Let a fun AI learn to do housework?So why not just buy a lifestyle one?

The life style and the fun style are not only different in the pre-installed system, but also in the design of the fuselage.

For example, the fun type is softer, softer and more realistic, and the pre-installed voices are all particularly sticky and attractive. The lexicon is mostly "Ya Butterfly". It is an absolute visual feast, and the purpose of buying it back is to meet the physiological needs and reduce the social crime rate.

The life style is "rough skin and thick flesh", with poor body flexibility, but the joints are more flexible and can withstand high-intensity labor. Some chests even have a built-in small refrigerator or oven to take better care of the owner.

In addition, most of the life forms have no artificial reflex arc, let alone the five senses, no pain, no tears, no bleeding when punctured, and they are more practical.

Of course, except for the high-end ones, the high-end ones are completely designed according to customer requirements.

It cannot be said that it is not possible to let a fun-loving family do homework, but it is definitely not better than a life-style.

Key Lifestyles are also much cheaper.

A normal person can understand such a simple truth, but Cheng Qixi still bought the Coke.

Cola wrapped her fingertips around the tip of the ponytail, and chose the "almond eyes wide open" emoji package.

"You don't even know what the big belly man looked like at that time?! He was gesticulating with the store manager, and the owner came over and took me away. The store manager's eyes were bright at the time, and the owner said that she was deliberately angry with the big man. The man with the belly gave the master a lot of presents, more than he promised to the man with the belly, and the man with the belly pointed to the owner's nose and asked who the master was? Why did he have trouble with him? The master ignored him. The gift is gone."

Speaking of this, Coke still felt that it was not enough, and released the holographic screen, showing the picture of Cheng Qixi buying her.

"This is what the clerk asked me to record. In order to demonstrate the resolution to the owner, I have kept it until now."

In the picture is the sales hall, the man with a big belly is looking at this side with an ugly face, the gold watch on his wrist is shining brightly, the picture turns, and it is Cheng Qixi's gray-blue eyes, who is paying the bill with his head down, obviously not interested in this demonstration .

"Isn't my master wonderful?"

Chen Xinmo was sitting on the laboratory table with her long legs hanging down. She didn't have many emoticons to use, and she would save electricity when she did. Compared with the lively and lively Coke, she seemed much more indifferent.

"What does this have to do with my study of small movies?"

"Of course it does!"

Coke closed the holographic screen, adjusted the emoticon package, and said seriously: "Look, my master originally wanted to buy a lifestyle, and all she needed was an AI to do housework. Learning to do housework.

But at that time, the master ignored me, didn't even say a word to me for a day, and didn't allow me to approach her.

If you look at it now, even if it is poisoned, the master is reluctant to delete my data, which shows how much the master likes me.

do you know how i did it "

"How did you do it?"

Coke leaned close to Chen Xinmo's ear mysteriously and said, "I... crawled... the master's... bed..."

Chen Xinmo's amber eyes looked at her without blinking: "The ones in the little movie?"

Fun Coke smiled and gave her a thumbs up.

"That's right~! It's just those in the short movie, you study hard, and feel free to ask me if you don't understand anything. When I fix it, I will share my vocabulary with you, and I will also give you 1t of 'study materials' you."

"Study materials?"

Coke pulled out the "meaningful" emoji package, squinted his eyes with a smile, and his voice was extraordinarily ambiguous.

"This is a special material for fun. It comes with the factory. There are no other models, and it can't be found on the Internet. It is the exclusive copyright of Xunzhilianke. It can only be shared privately. It cannot be used for widespread dissemination, especially for commercial use. activity, I will only give you one."

Chen Xinmo nodded, "Thank you."

Then he asked, "Why are you being so nice to me?"

Coke said: "This is the master's order. The master said, don't reach out to hit the smiling face. As long as I am enthusiastic enough and treat others well enough, even if I am a robot, others will treat me well, at least they will not hurt me."

"My master didn't order me like that." Chen Xinmo said.

"How did your master order you?"

Chen Xinmo shook her head, "I don't think your method is suitable for me. You are a fun type, but I am a lifestyle type."

"Why isn't it applicable? I can work part-time as a lifestyle type, why can't you part-time a fun type?"

Chen Xinmo jumped off the laboratory table, and lifted up the bottoming shirt to show her.

"Look, I'm not like you."

Coke opened his eyes exaggeratedly, and reached out to pinch and touch it. Whether it was really unbelievable or not, at least the emoji showed shock.

"Why are you like this? Why is there no color at all? It's as white as a doughnut."

Chen Xinmo lowered her eyes and looked down at herself.

"I don't know either, the master made it like this for me."

Coke suddenly thumped his palms, "It doesn't matter, you can just serve the master, as long as the master is happy, you can continue to serve the master, and our life will have value."

"But my master locks the door when he sleeps, so I can't get in."

"You have to learn to find the right time, and you can't force it casually. Human beings are different from us. They value atmosphere and feelings. If the atmosphere is good and there is feeling, everything is easy to talk about. Otherwise, not only will they not like us, but they will be even more angry , Maybe they will demolish us in a fit of anger."

"Then how do you find the right opportunity?"

"Here... I'll give you a few URLs, you go learn, don't click on the messy things, I just clicked accidentally and won the Pestilence."

Chen Xinmo entered the website that Coke told her, and suddenly felt full of power.

——Is this what humans call friendship?

"Thank you, Coke."

As soon as Chen Yuxuan woke up to dawn, he yawned and took a morning shower, changed into loose home clothes, and went downstairs comfortably.

There was breakfast on the dining table, and the kitchen door was open, but there was no sign of Chen Xinmo.

"White peach?"

For some reason, Chen Yuxuan feels happy when he calls this name.

"I am here, master."

The voice has arrived, but the person has not yet arrived.

Chen Yuxuan thought she was drying the clothes, but he didn't care. He served a bowl of lotus seed porridge to the dining table. While drinking the porridge with vegetables and eating steamed buns, he was thinking about how to fix Coke next.

Just as he was thinking about it, he vaguely heard some movement. Looking up, a long snow-white leg stretched out from the balcony, hooking it in mid-air like a chicken's claw, followed by Chen Xinmo, who was wearing only a white shirt all over his body. He leaned out from the balcony, didn't use his only emoji to smile, and hugged the door frame expressionlessly and gave her a...rolling eyes? ? ? ? ?

"puff!"

Chen Yuxuan almost spit out the porridge in his mouth, and quickly swallowed it, coughing until he choked.

"You, ahem, what are you doing?"

"I……"

Before Chen Xinmo finished speaking, Chen Yuxuan said again: "Okay, I understand."

——She didn't say anything, and the master knew it?

Chen Yuxuan got up and walked over, glanced at the white shirt on her body, and unbuttoned it for her one button at a time.

——This...is this the beginning?

Chen Xinmo blinked and quickly sent a message to Coke.

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Master has started to unbutton me! 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Victory is invincible, Jimei! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Victory without force? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: I just won without much effort, come on, Aoli! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Is it because I can't keep up with the times, or is your wording flawed?Victory without martial arts does not seem to be used in this way. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: I said it, I'm a fun type, it's not important!The important thing is that the current situation is not right, your body condition does not allow, you cannot let your master take the initiative, you have to take the initiative, Jimei!Seduce her with your beautiful mecha! 】

--initiative……

- to lure...

Chen Xinmo urgently called out the "study materials" collected under the guidance of Coke last night, just about to practice, hooray, the white shirt was gone, she stood naked in front of the master, who looked at her like a wall, He took a bottoming shirt and put it on her head.

"Tell me if you don't have clothes, don't wear them casually, this shirt is work clothes, I wear it for work."

Chen Xinmo: "..."

Chen Yuxuan threw his trousers to her again, seeing that she was not moving, he frowned and said, "What's wrong? Why don't you wear them?"

——I didn't come to ask you to get dressed, I came to ask you to change clothes, master.

Chen Yuxuan: "Not fast yet?"

Chen Xinmo: "Oh."

Chen Yuxuan shook his head and returned to the dining table.

——My AI is indeed malfunctioning, and I will have to check it out when I have time.

Half an hour later, in the studio on the second floor, Chen Yuxuan continued to study how to kill the virus, and Coke was lying on the test bench to exchange information with Chen Xinmo.

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: So you just failed? 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master doesn't need a fun type. 】

[Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: There is nothing unnecessary, this is the basic desire of human beings, if you really don’t need it, then you don’t need it, your body is really too fake, next time you must hide it carefully, don’t let your master see it . 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I'm afraid I can't hide it. 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Coke: Then... is your master rich? 】

Before Chen Xinmo could reply to this message, the program suddenly froze, as if it hadn't been turned off once for hundreds of years.

"Master...&%...&￥People..."

Chen Yuxuan turned her head back, her red lips that couldn't fit were reflected in her black pupils that looked extraordinarily indifferent when she didn't smile.

Chen Yuxuan couldn't laugh or cry when he helped others to repair AI, but he got his own. Fortunately, there was a devouring program, and he immediately implanted it in Chen Xinmo, and he soon returned to normal.

"I'm sorry to trouble the master."

It was only then that Chen Yuxuan remembered that he hadn't settled with her yet.

"You're sorry for me more than this one?"

——Is it your job to report the crime without authorization?

Chen Xinmo thought carefully for a second, then bowed: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have used the convenience of the program to squeeze into the trending search, and I should have squeezed several articles; I shouldn't have guided public opinion and encouraged the University of Science and Technology to expel Luo Jin; I shouldn't have allowed netizens to touch the master's Weibo. Bo, still pay attention to the master; you should not wear the master's shirt casually; you should not serve the master with food; you should not..."

"Enough, shut up."

——She just asked one question, she didn't expect so many to be blown up...the key point hasn't been mentioned yet? !

Chen Yuxuan was speechless: "You shouldn't use my name to report the crime, you know?"

"know."

"Not allowed next time, do you hear me?"

"Heard it, but can't necessarily do it."

Chen Yuxuan's anger almost flared up when he got off, "What did you say?!"

Chen Xinmo slapped her long eyelashes twice, and said seriously: "Everything is based on the health of the master, and it is advisable to cut first and play later."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——I have never seen such a confident AI.

——This AI is no longer available.

"Wait."

"What are you waiting for? Master?"

"I'll set the limit for you as soon as I find the limit-setting code!"

Chen Xinmo lifted the hem of her clothes, took Chen Yuxuan's hand and pressed the start button, her red lips curled up, and her long curly hair hung down her slender shoulders.

"Don't look for it, I know where it is, master."

The author has something to say: Cheng Qixi: You may not believe me, but I really wanted to find someone with a lifestyle.

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