My AI is mad at me every day!

These days, the whole people self-media, two dogs fighting on the side of the road can attract a bunch of people holding mobile phones, not to mention the self-digging scene of Sun Huizhen and her son, which was taken into the mobile phone on the spot and exposed to the Internet.

#Man speaks harsh words in public, if you can’t get it, you will be ruined#

#Why should I give you#

That night, when people had eaten and drank enough, cleaned up, lay down in warm quilts, picked up their mobile phones and prepared to brush their mobile phones for a while before going to bed comfortably, they saw these two inexplicable hot searches.

The two of them seemed to be on a rocket, one after the other flew to the hot search, or a series, first the son made harsh words and sent himself to the police station, and then the son's mother defaulted on wages with an arrogant attitude.

Netizens ridiculed: This mother and son are not authentic, it would be strange if the wool catches one and the car doesn't overturn.

However, how did these two ordinary little news get into the trending searches?

This is not about celebrities, and no one is too busy to buy trending searches. How did it get there?

As the per capita Sherlock Holmes, someone quickly uncovered the whole incident, and soon the third hot search was also crowded.

#The Most Beautiful Scientist's Most Beautiful Bishe#

The three trending searches successively squeezed into the trending search list, and the talented anchor Yi quickly found popular songs and wrote lyrics to start micing passionately.

Shameless uncle pretends to be disabled~

The face-faced aunt is deceived and abducted~

Millions of small AIs are brutally poisoned~

If you don’t die, my surname is not Luo~ not Luo~ not Luo~ oh oh~

Why should I give money~ why should I give~ why should I give~ even if my son goes to jail~ oh oh~

5811.12 yuan is not wiped out~ You don’t even want to get a cent~

I'll be ashamed and I won't give it~

Don't Bilian's family~ oh~ family~

Happy one in prison~

Happy old couple outside prison~

My surname is not Luo~

I won't give money~

oh oh oh oh oh~

Taking advantage of the popularity of popular songs, this lyrics quickly spread all over the Internet, even more familiar than the original lyrics. Within a few days, new hot memes were born. Unlike what the "prophets" speculated, the hot ones are not "If you don't get it, you'll be ruined" is not "I won't give you money", but "I won't be named Luo" and "I won't erase zero".

There are two hot spots in one incident, not to mention unprecedented, it is also rare.

Chen Yuxuan, as the host of the AI ​​involved, is naturally rising, and her photos and deeds are being picked up everywhere. Soon, someone found her Weibo. In just a few days, her fans have increased by 10,000+, although compared to popular traffic, it is almost It's not worth mentioning, but for Chen Yuxuan whose number of fans was only a few hundred, it's completely skyrocketed.

Some of these fans came here because of enthusiasm, those who admired Chen Xinmo's flourishing beauty, and some who were shocked by Chen Yuxuan's profile in the promotional video before, and of course there were Mu Qiang and pure melons.

Chen Yuxuan doesn't care about these at all, and she doesn't have time to care about them. Since she left her grandma's house, she hasn't opened Weibo for several days. Not only Weibo, she hasn't opened any entertainment software. She has been very busy recently. very busy.

The promotional video of Xunzhilianke has been released, and the seventh-generation AI conference is imminent. The functional transformation must be completed as soon as possible, and time must be spared for testing. She has been working overtime since that day. It can be said that she works day and night. , In short, sleep when you are sleepy, work when you wake up, and stare at the test screen while holding the lunch box.

Chen Yuxuan didn't go home for a week in a row, she didn't hear anything outside the window, and she was devoted to her work. If Sun Huizhen hadn't found the research institute, she wouldn't have known that "the world has changed drastically" in just a few days.

Sun Huizhen should also be unlucky. In fact, she found the research institute a few days ago. However, the public opinion on the Internet is in full swing. Even Lao Li, who is watching the gate, knows that his white and clean Professor Chen was cheated by her aunt. As soon as Sun Huizhen signed up, Lao Li The direct sentence "Scientific research center, no private transmission" put her at the gate.

Sun Huizhen squatted at the door until midnight, but she didn't find anyone.

Of course she couldn't squat, Chen Yuxuan fell asleep in the lounge and didn't return home.

Sun Huizhen came to the police station to try her luck because she couldn't find anyone at the door of her house, and she was so frightened by Chen Xinmo, who was guarding her house, that she almost had a shofar on the spot. She was so anxious that she became bald all night, and her baldness was as big as a copper coin, so she couldn't come to block the gate of the base.

——Jin Jin, mother's sweetheart.

——Mom can't let you go to jail and ruin your life even if you don't want to lose your face!

Sun Huizhen was so anxious that she couldn't wait for Chen Yuxuan, so she had to find Luo Shufen.

Luo Shufen, Chen Yuxuan's biological mother, was harassed by Sun Huizhen this week, and she called Chen Yuxuan more than once. Unfortunately, Chen Yuxuan was too busy, either she couldn't get through, or she couldn't say a few words. I was called to deal with an urgent matter, and I hung up the phone before I could express my opinion, and I called again, but I couldn't get through again.

Chen Yuxuan is really busy, and she is the backbone, and nothing can be separated from her. With her temperament, she would not be able to find Sun Huizhen to ask Chen Xinmo, but because she thought that she would be busy soon, she went there first. Look at the guise of grandma and convince myself.

Now that she is so busy, what Luo Shufen told her, she listened to, and the experimental data squeezed out her brain space on the back, until Lao Li called the inside line, hesitantly asked her: "Your mother... with you My aunt is at the gate of the base, and she said she was looking for you urgently, do you think you have seen me? Or not? If you are busy, I will let them go back, and we will talk about it when you are not busy."

Chen Yuxuan was in a daze for a moment, and then he remembered that unlucky boy Luo Jin.

See?Still missing?

It's okay if we don't meet, but once we meet, she will definitely not be able to say no.

Still missing.

Can……

If she doesn't see her, Sun Huizhen will probably keep annoying her mother all the time. Moreover, she can't stay in the camp all the time, she has to go out anyway.

Forget it, see you anyway.

Chen Yuxuan always distinguished between public and private, so he didn't go out right away, but waited until lunchtime, took off his white coat and hurried out.

Seeing her coming out, Sun Huizhen seemed to have been oppressed by the three mountains for thousands of years, and finally saw the light of the organization again. She clutched the metal railing on the gate, excitedly wishing to shrink her bones and slip through the cracks in the railing.

"Xiaoyu! Xiaoyu! I'm waiting for you!"

Lao Li, who was watching the gate, frowned and yelled: "Don't squeeze your head in, what can you do if you get stuck in a while?! Then you can drill your big head. You don't feel sorry for your head, but I still feel sorry for the door." .”

Sun Huizhen was completely focused on Chen Yuxuan at the moment, and had no time to worry about anything else. She watched Chen Yuxuan come out, and wanted to hold her hand as if to ask for warmth, but it was a pity that Chen Yuxuan grabbed her mother first.

Sun Huizhen didn't care too much anymore, and told what happened in the past few days with snot and tears.

"You patted your butt and left. Do you know how we live these days? The store is closed and can't continue to open! Every day, people come to the store to check in, and while live broadcasting, they scold us for cheating, kidnapping and heartlessness, and Xiaofeng doesn't listen. Ours, it circles around your grandma all day long, it listens to what your grandma says, but when I order it to look after the shop for me, it fails, these are trivial matters, the key is your brother, your brother..."

When Luo Jin was mentioned, Sun Huizhen burst into tears.

"Your brother did not do it right, but he is a robot after all, right? How can a robot compare to a living person? It's just a pile of scrap iron and rubber when disassembled. Usually you don't sit on a chair or touch your brain? Your ass is always Rubbing on the chair, touching the mouse every day, you touch your whole body? Why don’t you say x harassment? Right?”

Chen Yuxuan, who had originally looked at her crying with pity, his eyes gradually turned cold, and the words rolled to his lips again and again, before finally speaking stiffly.

"Auntie, is this questioning the law? If so, then give your opinion to the relevant legislature and tell me it's useless."

Sun Huizhen was crying, her emotions were at their peak, when she was suddenly blocked by this sentence, she almost lost her breath.

She clutched her chest, with snot and tears hanging on her face, she subconsciously wanted to reprimand her, but after all she still cared about what she wanted, swallowed the harsh words, and cried: "I'm just complaining, why are you so obsessed? Okay, okay, the people don't fight with officials, we don't fight, it is indeed his fault that your brother touched your things indiscriminately, I will let him apologize to you, as long as you can let go and withdraw the case, and then communicate with the school, don't affect After he graduates, we will still be relatives in the future."

——meaning, if you don’t do this, you are not relatives?

——Luo Jin was the one who called the police, and Luo Jin was the one who harassed them, so why is it their fault?

Chen Yuxuan didn't report the case, and if he didn't report the case, there would be no case filing.

No need to think about Chen Yuxuan's guess, it must be Chen Xinmo who reported the crime in her name.

——This Baitao is getting more and more daring.

—Go back and clean it up.

Chen Yuxuan lowered his eyes and said, "As long as he apologizes, I will withdraw the case."

"Okay, okay! Apologize! When your brother comes out, I will ask him to apologize to you."

"Not only a verbal apology, but also a public apology online, not to me, but to Chen Xinmo."

"This...isn't it necessary to go online?"

Sun Huizhen elbowed Luo Shufen.

Luo Shufen actually didn't want to help, especially when she was helping others to choke her own daughter. She also felt that Sun Huizhen's mother and son were going too far, but she thought about her brother who was not good at words, and her natal mother who lived with Sun Huizhen, and her parents-in-law Now, I can't take my mother over to take care of him, no matter for my younger brother or my mother, I can only bear it.

Luo Shufen said: "It's all my family, it's almost enough, don't make trouble over a robot, it's not worth it."

Chen Yuxuan was very exhausted, listening to them talking, she was in a trance all the time, as if in a dream, but when she heard her mother's words, her heart suddenly beat suddenly, and something buzzed in her blood vessels.

She raised her eyes, bloodshot eyes appeared in her eyes, she stared at Luo Shufen intently, with an erratic smile on her lips.

"Then what is worth it?"

[Dancing is to improve your temperament. It’s enough to dance for a few years. Take it seriously, it’s not worth it, don’t learn it. 】

[Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry, and you will not be afraid to travel all over the world. Liberal arts is just embellishment, and studying literature is not worth it. Academic theory. 】

[Students' task is to study, making friends to delay their studies is not worth it, so you are not allowed to go out with them. 】

[This is not worth it, no. 】

[That's not worth it, no. 】

[And this, that, and that are not worth it, you have to listen to your mother! 】

Luo Shufen was stunned for a moment, "You child, what are you talking about?"

Chen Yuxuan closed her eyes. Since she moved out of the house, she hadn't heard these three words for a long time, and now she heard them suddenly, and she felt a little uncomfortable.

Sun Huizhen said: "Okay, it's getting late, let's hurry to the police station and close the case as soon as possible. This matter should be rushed sooner rather than later. The longer it is delayed, the worse it is for your brother."

Saying that, Sun Huizhen was about to pull Chen Yuxuan.

Chen Yuxuan avoided her hand, took out his cell phone and called Chen Xinmo.

Chen Xinmo's new phone, new card, the first time she received a call, it didn't come from a program inside her body that could be picked up in 0.01 seconds, but from a connection outside her body. She stared at the phone for several seconds. As a large phone, Picking up the mini phone, pressing the button lightly, a holographic screen appeared in front of her.

It's a pity that the owner turned off the video and can only see the ordinary call page.

"Owner."

The tired voice of the master came from the opposite side.

"Would you forgive Rokin if he didn't publicly apologize online?"

"will not."

——I'm just an AI, there's no reason not to forgive, but the master can't forgive so easily.

"okay, I get it."

Chen Yuxuan hung up the phone, and did not even look at Sun Huizhen and Luo Shufen with lowered eyes. She was very tired, and it was because of this tiredness that she was able to say the next thing.

"Chen Xinmo refuses to forgive, and I can't help it."

"You can't do anything?!" Sun Huizhen's voice was suddenly sharp, "What do you mean Chen Yuxuan? It's a dead thing, what kind of shield do you use it for?! Didn't I just use your AI for a few days? You Who are you throwing face at? You are only happy if you force your brother to go to jail? You are so vicious! You are still a professor, why are you still a national first-level researcher? Pooh!"

Habits are indeed terrible, even if she is begging for help, Sun Huizhen can't pretend for long.

Why not herself?

Chen Yuxuan curled his lips mockingly, and couldn't tell if he was mocking Sun Huizhen or laughing at himself.

Chen Xinmo is actually right, she is a pathetic human being who dare not even express what she wants.

In just a few minutes, she almost couldn't help saying compromise words several times.

Luo Shufen pulled and persuaded the angry Sun Huizhen, and even pulled Chen Yuxuan from time to time.

"They're all from my own family, so why make it like this, Xiao Yu, just let it go, he's your brother after all."

"Unless you make a public apology, you will, just go through the normal legal process."

Just this short sentence almost exhausted all her strength, and even tied a knot in the middle.

After finishing speaking, she didn't want to stay any longer, she knew that if she stayed any longer, she would definitely be unable to refuse, just like every time in the past.

She let go of Luo Shufen's arm, turned around and went back to the office.

Sun Huizhen hurried to stop her, but was stopped by Lao Li and another security guard.

Chen Yuxuan listened to Sun Huizhen curse angrily, and never looked back once.

On December 12, the day before Christmas Eve, the last round of testing was finally over. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. No one proposed a dinner to celebrate. Everyone was too tired and just wanted to have a good rest.

The director clapped his hands with a smile and said, "Everyone is in good spirits, let's have a meeting."

There was wailing below.

"Can you open it again tomorrow? I'm about to fall apart. It's really fast. If you don't believe me, if you shake me, some parts will definitely fall off."

Liang Yiqing's words made everyone lean back and forth, and someone really came forward and shook her twice, and she grabbed the odds and ends on the table and dropped them on the ground, pretending to be her own parts.

"From then on, it will be called Liang Yiqing 060. After all, he is the owner of 061, so the number is always one number earlier than 061."

"That's right, full marks for logic, we must pay attention to logic in scientific research."

The crowd was clamoring, sweeping away the decadence just now, and the atmosphere was enthusiastic.

The director held a brief meeting and slapped his hands for the last time: "I am announcing that starting today, all staff will be on vacation until after New Year's Day~!"

The crowd cheered.

The director changed the topic, "But the class still has to be on duty, and the Christmas conference on the 25th must also be attended."

The press conference was arranged by Xunzhilianke. The people in the institute mainly went to support the venue, so that the outside world can see how many high-tech talents there are in Xunzhilianke. Only the director, Zhao Yan, and others are qualified to speak. After the press conference, you can go home after a meal.

When Chen Yuxuan came home, he didn't bother to settle the score with Chen Xinmo, so he took a shower and slept until dark. Then he got up and went downstairs with weakness all over his body.

Chen Xinmo has already prepared dinner. The name of the dish is still very old-fashioned, but it is actually the most suitable for her to nourish her stomach.

Although he didn't like such a bland taste, Chen Yuxuan had to admit that after eating it, his stomach felt warm and he felt much more comfortable.

While eating, she picked up her phone, which she hadn’t checked for a long time, and looked through it. All her WeChat accounts were acquaintances. She talked about things when she had something to say, and she didn’t send random messages when she had nothing to do. lock up.

Some posted selfies, some retweeted the latest industry news, and some posted their babies asking for praise. Chen Yuxuan suddenly saw a familiar name, and his eyelids twitched.

【Cola】

This is Cheng Qixi's nickname.

It's another forwarding share, and there's more than one.

Time, two days ago.

[Understanding other people's rejections, these six replies are all rejections. 】

[Nine ways to hate you, have you been tricked? 】

【What if others force you to do something you don't want to do? 】

[When the other party says he is working overtime, he may be doing these few things. 】

[How to skillfully tell if she is really busy or doesn't want to talk to you? 】

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan decisively found Cheng Qixi's business card and sent a message.

【Rain: I'm sorry, I've been really busy recently, and today is finally over. If it's convenient for you, you can send the Coke over now, and you don't need to pick it up during the day. I don't have to go to work for a few days, and I also have free repairs during the day. 】

When the message was sent from one side, [typing...] appeared on the other side immediately, but Chen Yuxuan waited for 10 minutes, and Cheng Qixi's message did not come.

But [typing...] is always there.

Hey.

Finally came back.

[Cheng Kele: Good. 】

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Typed this word in 10 minutes?

Half an hour later, the doorbell rang, and Cheng Qixi, wearing a gray woolen overcoat and a thick scarf, brought her Coke over.

Chen Yuxuan casually said, "Is this just coming back? Is it cold outside?"

Cheng Qixi froze, "No."

no?That is always at home?Are you still dressed so neatly at home?

Chen Yuxuan glanced at the brand new suede leather boots on her feet, and suddenly remembered that she also went downstairs fully dressed to throw out the trash last time.

This guy is really... quite interesting.

After more than ten days of neglect, Coke was already stuck on the road, so just in case, Chen Yuxuan asked Chen Xinmo to carry Coke to the second floor.

Originally, he wanted to try for three days, if he couldn't kill Pestilence, he would return it to Cheng Qixi, but now that it has become a long-term war of resistance, the way of thinking naturally needs to be changed.

Chen Yuxuan temporarily wrote a devouring program to track Pestilence, as long as it is garbage generated by Pestilence, it will devour it all.

It has the same principle as ordinary cleaning software, but the swallowing speed is faster, and the cleanup does not need to scan the disk first, and swallows it directly.

With it, the normal operation of Coke can be temporarily maintained. Although Pestilence has not been eliminated, it will treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and will swallow the normally generated data indiscriminately, but it will not swallow the protection data, which is beneficial to Chen Yuxuan's subsequent cracking.

Chen Yuxuan completed the phagocytosis program, implanted it, tested the phagocytosis effect, and yawned at the same time, thinking that he would not be sleepy after sleeping all afternoon, but unexpectedly, the more he slept, the sleepier he became.

Chen Yuxuan rubbed her eyes, her eyelashes were moistened with yawning tears, and the end of her red eyes was faintly pink, crushing the coldness of her brows and eyes, she turned her head to Chen Xinmo who was standing by and said, "Help me guard it , if there is an abnormality, just shut down, and I will deal with it tomorrow."

"Good host."

Probably because he was really exhausted, Chen Yuxuan slept for a whole afternoon, and then woke up not long after, and fell into bed again, and fell asleep again in less than a minute, sleeping extremely deeply.

Chen Xinmo wanted to help the master cover the quilt, so she tugged at the bedroom door, and it was locked.

The master locks it every night.

Back in the studio, I continued to stare at the Coke. The devouring program was running smoothly. The Coke, which could not even run the system program normally, gradually resumed operation, and the auto-start items were also running smoothly.

Coke fluttered her realistic eyelashes and opened her eyes.

With wheat-colored skin and a face that is not stunning but particularly attractive, Coke blinked and turned to look at Chen Xinmo. With Pestilence, it was inevitable that she was still a little slow. It took a second to recognize her and burst into a warm smile.

"Hi! Chen Xinmo."

Chen Xinmo lowered her eyes slightly, and the feeling of poor current reappeared, and she couldn't tell what it was like.

"My name is no longer Chen Xinmo, my name is Chen Mo."

"Chen Mo? Silence? Are you too noisy? Your master wanted you to be quiet, so he changed your name?"

Chen Xinmo shook her head, "I don't know, but the master said that 'Xin' means liking, the master removed this word, maybe he doesn't like me anymore."

For AI, not being liked by the master means that it may be abandoned at any time, and it will no longer be able to continue to serve the master, and the AI ​​life will be worthless.

Although AI doesn't know what value is, "serving the master" is engraved deep in their programs, just like it is engraved in the depths of human souls, it cannot be parted or changed, and the master is their world.

The world is falling apart, so what?

"Well... let me help you think about it...you have to make the master like it..."

Coke sat up from the experimental table, with the small device connection cable plugged into his chest, just crossed his legs with his chin on his back, and looked at Chen Xinmo without blinking. The rich expression pack made her look extremely realistic, every blink of an eye Like with a soul.

"You're more human than any AI I've ever seen."

Chen Xinmo praised it sincerely.

Coke was noncommittal, and suddenly asked: "Are you a lifestyle?"

Chen Xinmo nodded.

Coke clapped his hands, "Understood, you lack the teaching of small movies~"

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiao Xing~ Rocket Launcher~ Bao Yang Yiqi~

Thank you for eating candy today~ Shuanglei Baoyang Yiqi~

Thank you Mao Sanhua~ for supporting Yiqi~

Thanks to the captain for 10 bottles~watering Wenwen~