My AI is mad at me every day!

The car was still in the parking lot of the Banquet Hotel, not far from Entertainment Street. Chen Xinmo carried Chen Yuxuan on her shoulders and ran for a while, until she turned a corner and could no longer see the Express Hotel. Walk forward slowly.

Chen Yuxuan slept in the taxi for a while, and now he was in good spirits. He overlooked the street from a height he had never seen before. The street was quiet in the middle of the night, and it was covered with snow everywhere. The snow fell, and it was a neck when it was poured.

"Come down, master? It's cold up there."

"not cold."

Chen Yuxuan freed one hand to remove the snow from her neck, only then remembered that the scarf was left on the ktv, fortunately she didn't take off her coat, otherwise she would be pulled out by Zhao Yan, it must be cold right now.

Chen Yuxuan refused to come down, so Chen Xinmo had no choice but to raise the body temperature, like a warm kang, Chen Yuxuan would not be too cold.

The two of them were folding into one and walking on the snow, when Chen Yuxuan suddenly straightened up.

"Did you hear anything?"

The wave band for AI to accept sound is naturally much wider than that of humans. Chen Yuxuan can hear it, and Chen Xinmo can naturally hear it more clearly.

"I heard it, it's a cat meowing, the location is..."

Chen Xinmo raised her head, and the rotating positioning wheel of her right eye quickly located a small heat source.

"Two o'clock above the owner's head, there is a tiger cat. Its hind legs were punctured by a tree branch. There were blood stains and it could not move."

Chen Yuxuan followed what she said and looked up, and sure enough, he saw another branch without snow among the gnarled branches. A kitten was lying on the branch. The kitten was meowing and was already very weak. Scarlet blood.

In such a cold day, unable to move and injured, it will definitely die no matter what.

There was a telegraph pole next to it, and Chen Yuxuan directed Chen Xinmo to stand aside. She tried to stand on Chen Xinmo's shoulder with the telegraph pole, and reached out to reach the kitten.

"No, it's too low to reach."

Chen Xinmo said: "Master, come down, I'll climb up the telegraph pole to rescue."

Chen Yuxuan squatted down slowly while supporting the telephone pole, turned sideways, and leaned on Chen Xinmo's arm. Princess Chen Xinmo hugged her and carefully placed her on the snow.

However, Chen Yuxuan refused to let Chen Xinmo climb the telephone pole.

"You can't, your joints are very rough. It's almost the same when I change the whole set for you later. It's useless for you to go up now. Your waist can't be bent so low at all."

Although Chen Yuxuan was drunk, his thoughts were very clear.

She pointed to the position of the kitten, and then pointed to the docking platform in the middle of the telephone pole. The location of the docking platform was facing the direction of the kitten. It was a small square hollow platform surrounded by several railings.

Assuming that the platform is too high to reach the cat, the platform is too high, and the cat is too low. Even if you lean over the railing and barely reach it, the kitten's legs are still tied by the branches, so you can't pull it hard. This method is not feasible.

But if you don’t go to the platform, you can just stretch your arms to reach the cat with the telegraph pole between your legs, but the distance is too far, and you still can’t reach it.

The only way is to put your legs on the railing of the platform, bend your waist and lie down on your back, directly under the kitten, break off the branch that pierced the kitten's hind legs, and hug the kitten down.

This is the most feasible method at present, but it is also the most dangerous method.

Firstly, I’m not sure if the railings are strong; secondly, the platform is full of snow, wet and slippery, if the clip is not stable, it will fall directly from the sky, that’s not a joke.

Is it worth taking such a big risk to save a cat?

No matter whether Chen Yuxuan thought it was worth it or not, Chen Xinmo was 100% sure it wasn't worth it.

"No, it's too dangerous. If the master insists on saving, then let me come, or call 119."

"In the middle of the night, and it's snowing again, why call 119?"

Chen Yuxuan disagreed.

Chen Yuxuan said again: "Even if you don't talk about your waist, just talk about your weight, such a thin railing can support me, but it can't support you. You will definitely fall when you go up, and I can't catch you. But it’s different when I go up, if I fall, don’t you still have you? I believe you will be able to catch me.”

"But……"

Chen Yuxuan smiled and pressed her shoulder, saying: "Even if you don't believe in yourself, you have to believe that the program I installed for you can accurately calculate the position and acceleration of my fall."

Chen Xinmo opened her mouth, looked at the master's trusting eyes, and nodded heavily.

"I can definitely catch the master!"

Climbing electric poles in the middle of the night is really not a good exercise, even if Chen Yuxuan climbed up with Chen Xinmo's shoulders on.

"Master be careful!"

Chen Xinmo opened her arms, ready to catch her master at all times.

Chen Yuxuan took off his jacket, temporarily used it as a climbing rope to go around the utility pole, and moved up a little bit. Fortunately, the starting point was high, and he grabbed the docking platform before climbing too far. It was much easier to climb up the docking platform.

The docking platform was not big, and there was barely room for one person to stand. Chen Yuxuan wiped off the snow on the railing with his coat, and then tugged at the railing with his bare hands, simply checking the firmness, and then carefully stepped out of the railing and stepped outside the docking platform. The two legs were carefully stretched into the gap between the railings, and they pinched each other into the railing with the strength of the knees. The upper body lay back a little bit, the waist bent out of an incredible arc, and bent under the upturned branch.

"How about it? I'm great, right? I was a dance champion when I was young~"

Chen Yuxuan's words startled the cat, the cat shrank back subconsciously, and the branches covered with snow fluttered down, scaring Chen Xinmo almost to death.

"Slow down, master!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I mean, I used to bend down, and I could bend a ring directly, but now I can't, I haven't practiced for many years..."

"Master, don't talk, it's dangerous up there!"

Chen Yuxuan refused to accept it.

"I didn't delay saving the cat by talking, why don't you let me talk?"

Chen Yuxuan held the cat down with one hand, and gently broke off the branch on the cat's hind leg with the other. The branch was hard and brittle from the cold, and for some reason pierced through the kitten's hind leg.

She thought her movements were already very gentle, but the kitten's hairs exploded in panic, and it was struggling desperately like crazy!

Chen Yuxuan hugged it subconsciously, for fear that it would accidentally fall again, his upper body would become unstable, his legs would also shake, and the iron railing creaked, as if it was about to break. Chen Xinmo was so frightened that he raised his arms high, afraid that he would catch it. Forbid her master.

Fortunately, there was no danger. After the falling snow brought fine branches down, Chen Yuxuan held the cat in one hand and pulled the thick branches with the other to stabilize his figure.

Chen Yuxuan carefully bent up, grabbed the iron railing, and struggled to climb into the docking platform with the cat in his arms. The docking platform was too small, so he could barely stand. In summer, he might be able to squat. down.

She wrapped the cat in her coat, bent down to shorten the distance as much as possible, and threw it to Chen Xinmo first.

Chen Xinmo raised her hand to catch it, put the cat and coat aside, and continued to protect her master.

Chen Xinmo took a breath, and just like that, a little sweat broke out from the corner of her forehead, and the snowflakes stuck to her eyelashes, making everything look colorful.

"Don't be so nervous, it's fine."

Chen Yuxuan waved to Chen Xinmo while leaning on the railing, his hair was floating in the wind and snow, his indifferent brows were melted away by a smile, dazzling like a Sirius on a snowy night, shining brightly into Chen Xinmo's mechanical eyes.

The program was running silently, and without any instructions, a smiley emoji burst out spontaneously. Chen Xinmo's smiling lips were bright red and delicate, which was extraordinarily bright and attractive amidst the plain silver.

"Even if the master falls, I will catch the master."

"I'm not going to fall."

Chen Yuxuan stuck out his tongue at her with a smile, which was absolutely impossible for her to do normally.

Chen Xinmo looked at the flashing bright red tip of her tongue, and couldn't imagine how soft and smooth a human tongue would be.

Chen Yuxuan stepped out of the docking platform, and slowly slid down the utility pole.

It was not easy to go up, but it should be much easier to get off, but without the jacket as a climbing rope, she was holding the utility pole with her bare hands, and the utility pole was covered with frozen snow. It was wet but not wet, but it was extremely slippery. The whole person hugged the pole and slid down!

"Master be careful!!"

Chen Xinmo instinctively raised her hand to pick it up.

boom!

He caught it, but Chen Yuxuan was holding the pole, unable to open his eyes from the pain for a long time.

"How is the master? Master?"

Good... what a fart!

Chen Xinmo didn't reach out to pay back, at worst, she would just slide to the end and rub her clothes and pants, the ground was covered with snow, plus she also hugged the electric pole to increase the resistance, even if she just sat on the snow nest, nothing would happen .When Chen Xinmo stretched out her hand, she was sitting on her arm. It was made of steel and iron!Just think about how painful it is!

Chen Yuxuan said he didn't want to talk.

Chen Yuxuan expressed that he did not want to see Chen Xinmo.

Chen Yuxuan said...it hurts...it hurts, it's indescribable.

There was no other way, no matter how beautiful the snow scene was, it turned into mourning, and the pitiful meowing of the kitten could not arouse even the slightest bit of pity from her.

Pain, all that's left is pain.

People hurt to a certain extent and have no time to take care of others.

Chen Yuxuan's eyes were red with tears from the pain, the culprit didn't know that he had committed a heinous crime, and kept asking her what's wrong?Ask her where does it hurt?

Is this the place to say it?

She dared to say that her butt fell eight petals, but in this place, she couldn't say it even if she was beaten to death, and she couldn't even say it when she was drunk.

She hugged the telegraph pole for a while, and then she lost her strength and fell into the arms that Chen Xinmo had been holding up.

Princess Chen Xinmo hugged her, she didn't have a hand to wipe her tears, she lowered her head and licked the tears from the corners of her eyes.

Chen Yuxuan gave her a hard look, but unfortunately the corners of his eyes were too red and tearful, the deterrent power was really not good, it seemed like he was being coquettish.

"Are you a dog? What are you licking?"

"Why is the master crying?"

"I hurt!"

"Where does it hurt?"

"I..." Chen Yuxuan couldn't express his pain, "You let me down!"

The master was very angry, how could Chen Xinmo dare to be disobedient, so she quickly let the master go to the ground.

As soon as Chen Xinmo exerted force on her feet, her legs softened due to the pain, and she fell into Chen Xinmo's arms again.

"Master? Are you seriously injured? I'll take Master to the hospital!"

Chen Yuxuan squeezed Chen Xinmo's arm tightly, gritted his teeth and said, "No!"

"But the master is in pain."

"It'll be fine in a while, it's okay."

"But……"

"I'm in so much pain, can you shut up and let me be quiet for a while?!"

Chen Xinmo closed her mouth in worry, leaned over and picked up Chen Yuxuan, and conveniently put the lucky cat still wrapped in her coat into Chen Yuxuan's arms. Holding one person and one cat, she hurried towards the parking lot.

With Chen Xinmo, a humanoid stove, even without a coat, Chen Yuxuan didn't feel too cold. In fact, she only cared about the pain, and didn't care whether it was cold or not.

When Chen Xinmo put her into the co-pilot and fastened the seat belt, the initial pain was almost over, but the pain was not so painful, it just thumped like two hearts growing on it.

Chen Yuxuan leaned on the back of the chair unrequitedly, and after he took a breath, he began to pay attention to the side of the road.

"Stop, stop, there is an animal clinic over there."

Chen Yuxuan's legs were a little weak, and he really didn't want to get out of the car, so he asked Chen Xinmo to call the shop owner according to the mobile phone number on the signboard.

The owner of the shop had a lot of medical ethics, or maybe it was to make money. He rushed over from the house across the road in the middle of the night in the snow, opened the shutter door, and led Chen Xinmo and the lucky cat into the consulting room.

Chen Yuxuan waited in the car. It didn't take long, only about 10 minutes. Chen Xinmo confirmed that the kitten's life was not in danger, so she left the kitten in the clinic for the care of the veterinarian. She left first and drove Chen Yuxuan straight to the hospital. .

After Chen Yuxuan slept, he wasn't very sleepy, and soon realized something was wrong.

"Where are you going?"

"Hospital, master."

"Don't go!"

"Don't be willful master."

How long are you waiting for if you are not self-willed at this time? !

Besides, is this a matter of willfulness or not?

This is a question of throwing shame on your own door or throwing it on the Atlantic Ocean!

Chen Yuxuan patted the seat cushion, and said imposingly: "If you dare to take me to the hospital, I will die for you!"

Chen Xinmo had never seen such a childish master, and she didn't know how to deal with it.

The program calculates that the possibility of the master's death is extremely low, but it does not rule out the extreme behavior of humans when they are emotional. If the master really dies, it will seriously violate her duty as an AI.

Chen Yuxuan's words that normal people can't scare successfully scare the highly intelligent AI.

Chen Xinmo said earnestly: "Life is precious, master, don't..."

Before Chen Xinmo finished talking, Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes and frowned, and muttered, "Don't take me to the hospital, everything is easy to talk about. If you want to take me to the hospital, I will die. No one can stop me."

Chen Xinmo said helplessly, "Then, instead of going to the hospital, the master will tell me what's wrong, and I'll buy some medicine."

Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes, and his thin face was chilly. If he hadn't talked to her for so long and knew that she was playing childish temper, that cold face could really fool people.

"I'm not sick, I'm fine."

"Then master go down and jump a few times."

"It's snowing, why should I go down and jump? I'm not stupid."

"Aren't you stupid if you don't tell me you're injured?"

"I wasn't hurt, I just stumbled."

"Where is Tun?"

Chen Yuxuan tilted his head, closed his eyes, and ignored Chen Xinmo.

Chen Xinmo played back the video at that time, and quickly calculated the force point.

"Master, is this shy?"

Chen Yuxuan snorted coldly, "I made you from head to toe, you are not shy, why should I be shy?"

Chen Xinmo turned the steering wheel, drove semi-automatically, and half-watched the road conditions, and soon noticed the 24-hour pharmacy on the side of the road.

It is said that it is 24 hours. In this weather, the store is actually closed, but someone will open the door when you ring the doorbell.

Chen Xinmo bought povidone-iodine and some ointment to apply, asked in detail how to use it, and then opened the door and came out.

The home was a little far away, and the car was driving slowly on a snowy night. Chen Yuxuan was sitting in the co-pilot, and he was in good spirits, but he closed his eyes and fell asleep before he could persist for long.

When she woke up again, she was in the hot water. Chen Xinmo knelt by the bathtub, afraid of splashing her clothes, the clothes were all taken off, her creamy snow skin had fine pores, and there were splashing drops of water, which slipped down from time to time, everywhere. It's a meandering water mark, the color was single before, and the clothes were more realistic than non-wear, but now they are just as realistic, even a "well-informed" producer like Chen Yuxuan can't tell the difference.

Chen Yuxuan opened his drunken eyes, his mind was still a little dazed, he stared at Chen Xinmo's beautiful face for a long time, raised his arms out of the water, splashing water droplets dripped down, she smiled and squeezed her face, palms Wet the skin, and fell into the water again, splashing pieces of water.

"I do, I'm awesome."

The vague voice seemed to be still in a dream, raving.

"Yes, master is the best."

Chen Xinmo raised her hand and grabbed the large bath towel, leaned over and hugged her master, wrapped her in the bath towel, sat on a small bench beside her, stretched out her hand to grab a small basin, took half of the basin of hot water, povidone iodine Mixed half of the bottle inside, stirred it with bare hands, pulled off the bath towel hugging the master's lap, and carefully soaked her wound into the basin.

As soon as he touched the hot water, Chen Yuxuan subconsciously clenched his toes, snorted softly, and asked in a daze, "What are you doing?"

"Help the master with a medicinal bath."

"Oh……"

Didn't realize there was anything wrong with the medicated bath, Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes again in a daze, like sleeping but not sleeping, like dreaming, but he could hear the sound of water outside.

--It's raining?No, it's snowing...

Chen Xinmo's arms had the familiar aroma of agave, which was the smell of the paint she had mixed with her own hands, like a tired bird returning to its nest, so familiar that it reassured her.

The tiredness hit again, and she thought she was going to fall asleep again.

--and many more.

——It seems that something important has been forgotten.

——She promised Baitao...

——No, Baitao is not Baitao anymore... No matter, she will call her Baitao anyway.

——What did she promise Baitao?Why can't I remember?

Chen Yuxuan reluctantly raised his eyelids in sleepiness, and in front of his eyes were the soft jaw line and bright red lips like cherries.

——So red...

She seems to remember.

She promised Baitao to see her, and...

Her body suddenly rose up in the air, and the sound of pattering water under her body was like falling rain. Something warmly wiped her chilled skin, and she was wrapped warmly in a soft towel. She was hugged by the princess and left the bathroom, to the bedside , into a soft mattress.

The heating is fully turned on, the humidifier is beeping and spraying thick white mist, the curtains are drawn tightly, covering the snow and ice outside the window, and the warm yellow wall lamp reflects Chen Xinmo's beautiful face in front of him, like a girl in the 90s. old photo.

Xiangxiang's "Lullaby" faintly sounded in my ears, with a soft melody and a hypnotic tune.

【Sleep quickly, baby, I will accompany you in your dreams】

【Laugh with you and be tired with you, snuggle with me】

Chen Yuxuan's half-opened eyes closed uncontrollably little by little, his long eyelashes were like fans, with faint shadows under the clusters, bright red lips, stretched lip lines, once the thin lips were plump, it would be a rare charm, indifference is False, gentleness is also false, only charming into the bone marrow, hidden deep, not easily prying.

Chen Yuxuan didn't sleep well. She always felt that something was harassing her all the time, and it seemed that there was something she had promised to others and hadn't done yet. She was always uneasy.

By the way, now that I think about it, she still owes Baitao... promised to...

Chen Yuxuan, who closed his eyes several times and fell asleep, and opened them with difficulty several times, barely opened his eyes again. His black pupils were in a mess, but he still insisted on staring at Chen Xinmo for a long time, and softly raised his hand to squeeze Chen Xinmo.

Chen Xinmo was earnestly helping Chen Yuxuan with medicine, afraid of disturbing Chen Yuxuan, she even played "Lullaby" to help her fall asleep, when suddenly she was pinched by surprise, and raised her head in a daze.

"Owner?"

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: The master suddenly pinched me, what does this mean? ! 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Coke: MerryChristmas! ~ You really know how to pick the time, I just waited for the master to sleep, and the master is sleeping soundly and soundly now. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: MerryChristmas.But now it's past twelve o'clock, and it's not Christmas anymore. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Is it important baby?The point is where did your master grab it? 】

Chen Xinmo told Coke honestly.

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Got it, honey~ Your master needs you now, and the opportunities are all in front of you, hurry up and squeeze her dry! ~Not a single drop left~! 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: I'm a little uncomfortable with your chatting tone. 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Don’t care about these details. As a fun AI, I’m already very conservative. Thank you.Besides, who doesn't have two faces online and offline?I am a guest, as the host does. If the host is like this, of course I have to do the same. 】

[AIR001 Chen Xinmo: Your words... Forget it, the master pinched me again, what does it mean? 】

[Ⅵ. AIR0100823 Cola: Based on what I analyzed with you before, don’t be careless and go to Jimei~!Remember, women are duplicity, if you don’t want it, you want it, if you hate it, you like it, if you hate it, you want you to kiss her, believe me, this is all based on experience! comeon~! !Give me a duck~! 】

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: Waiting for your good news! 】

——Really...is that so?

Chen Xinmo glanced at the ointment in her hand, and she had an idea, yes, she can try it out by applying the ointment.

——The master has already removed the word "Xin", she must do something, she can't sit still.

——In order to make the owner like it, and to serve the owner for a long time, I worked hard!

Chen Xinmo gave the master some medicine.

Chen Yuxuan frowned slightly. He didn't realize the danger was coming. He just felt that he had fulfilled his promise to Chen Xinmo, and finally he didn't break his promise to AI. He closed his eyes contentedly, and finally he could sleep peacefully.

Feel safe?

This sense of security seems a little... not quite right.

Chen Yuxuan didn't wake up at first, the more I slept, the more something was wrong, the more I slept, the more something was wrong, no matter how sleepy she was, she woke up.

--what happened?

—Who am I where am I?

——What am I going through?

Chen Yuxuan stared at the ceiling with his eyes open, trying to calmly feel for a moment, to determine what the situation was.

It's a pity...she couldn't calm down at all!

"What are you doing, Chen Xinmo?!!!"

Now Chen Yuxuan is 100% sober!

——What did the master just call me?Chen Xinmo?

Chen Xinmo didn't have an emoji, but she couldn't help but slightly dilated her eye sockets, her body seemed to be filled with countless electric energy crazily, and her whole body was full of strength, as if she didn't need to plug in the power supply for charging in her whole life.

——This trick is really useful, the master added the word "Xin" back!

"Don't! Let me go!"

——If you don’t want it, you want it, Coke is right.

"you!"

Chen Yuxuan was ashamed, angry and angry, and was a little out of breath for a moment. A hero would not suffer from immediate losses, but a tough one would not, so she could only aggrieve herself and soften her tone first.

"Chen, Chen Xinmo, you, you slow down, you listen to me."

—Slower is faster.

The return of the word "Xin" made Chen Xinmo regard Coke as a life mentor, every word of Coke is a motto for life!

Chen Yuxuan felt that he was going crazy.

"Chen Xinmo! I don't like this! I hate this!"

- Hate is like.

"I understand, master I understand."

"You know what a fart! Get out of here!"

——Get out just want to be kissed, received.

"Uh... oh!!"

——I'm going to kill you, Chen Xinmo!You wait for me! !wait! ! !

In the dead of night and the snow is still, goose feathers and heavy snow flutter and scatter, the whole city is covered in white, all the fiery, happy, or cold, unfortunate, are all submerged under the plain snow, everyone has joy and sorrow.

Zhao Yan was lying alone on the dark hotel bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep all night, her eyes fell on the other empty bed from time to time, as if a soreness spread in her heart.

Coke was lying on the pillow, with her calves crossed, her feet dangling back and forth, looking at her master's sleeping face. Although her master was tired, her sweaty forehead was full of happiness and satisfaction.

At Chen Yuxuan's house across the door, the originally trivial struggles and cursing gradually changed to moaning with unknown meaning, like being coquettish...

The night is thick.

There was a bang, someone smashed something, the sound of cracking flashed, and disappeared in the depths of the night.

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