My AI is mad at me every day!

On the second day of Christmas, Chen Yuxuan slept until three o'clock in the afternoon before barely opening his eyes.

She stared at the ceiling limply, her brain cells stopped for ten seconds before slowly starting to function.

Last night... After the banquet, the director invited me to dinner, she went to eat Japanese food, and then... Zhao Yan said that she wanted to sing K, she went to sing K again, and then...

How did she get home?

headache.

Chen Yuxuan knocked on the head of the hangover, like an old-fashioned antenna TV, knocking twice, it seemed that a picture really flashed.

It seems that Chen Xinmo took her home.

And then……

Chen Yuxuan lifted the quilt abruptly and looked at himself first.

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Miserable.

Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes, and after a long period of mental preparation, he stood up and went into the bathroom with a sullen face.

She was very refreshed, obviously cleaned up, but she still took a morning shower and changed into a comfortable pullover and loose home pants.

After taking a bath, I feel more refreshed, but the hangover has not gone away, and I have slept so late with an empty stomach, so it is inevitable that I feel a little lightheaded.

Chen Yuxuan walked down the stairs to the first floor. Chen Xinmo was just lifting the lid of the ceramic pot and took a spoonful to taste it. The sunlight fell through the window, and the light traces outlined the lines of her perfect face. Scattered, the picture is very beautiful.

Chen Yuxuan sneered, turned and sat down on the sofa.

"Stop pretending, what can your robot taste like?"

Chen Xinmo: "..."

As an AI, she wouldn't feel embarrassed. Chen Xinmo didn't feel uncomfortable at all. She still took a sip. There was a waterproof barrier in her throat. .

The picture of tasting soup was recommended by Coke, and Coke also recommended several videos to her.

Almost every heartwarming cooking video has a shot of tasting soup, which, according to Coke, will make the host like her more.

but……

In the video, another person will definitely come and hug the waist of the soup taster. Why didn't the owner come over?

Because she is AI, not human?

Sudden a little power out of frustration.

Chen Yuxuan sat on the sofa and waited for a long time for the culprit to obediently come to confess the crime. He was in a bad mood when he was hungry, but now he was even worse.

"White peach."

"I am here, master."

"Get over here!"

Sensing that the master's anger level was rising gradually, Chen Xinmo didn't care about the cameras, so she quickly put the lid on the pot and came out obediently.

There is still a warm reminder from Coke in the inbox.

【Ⅵ.AIR0100823 Cola: As a senior AI with fun, I have to remind you that human beings are very strange creatures. Put on a classic expression of "you hurt me and laugh it off", in order to avoid being thankless, you must grasp the essentials of complimenting others, in short, praise, to ensure that no matter how much she is angry, she will not be able to vent her anger. 】

boast……

Chen Xinmo stole a glance at Chen Yuxuan.

Not only the real-time data shows that the owner is very angry, but the micro-expression is also very angry.

Chen Xinmo quickly dug out the [-] sentences of praise classics summed up last night, refined the essence, and chose the exquisite sentences that she thought were the most practical and would not be considered embarrassing by the master, and said them softly.

"Master... so soft."

Chen Yuxuan's eyelids twitched, and the veins on his forehead popped out. Before he could get angry, Chen Xinmo came up with the next sentence.

"The owner is not only soft, but also fragrant. Although AI has no sense of taste, I can analyze that the owner's body fragrance is very close to a polyphenol in the aroma of roses. From this, I can judge that the owner is very fragrant."

Chen Yuxuan's skinny smile wasn't real.

"What? This is an arm that was removed once. I know I'm afraid? Are you starting to blow it?"

"No master." Chen Xinmo said sincerely: "Master is really soft and fragrant, and AI is the master who doesn't know how to be afraid."

Chen Xinmo suddenly thought of something, turned around and walked quickly to the balcony, opened the balcony door with a clatter, and brought a toolbox over.

"This is the last time the master unloaded my toolbox. I received it on the balcony. If the master is unhappy, he can unload me and play with it. It doesn't matter. I can put it back by myself."

As she said that, Chen Xinmo was about to lie down in a few minutes, and the screwdriver was about to be stuffed into Chen Yuxuan's hands.

So active, how can there be any pleasure in revenge? !

Chen Yuxuan tried his best to suppress his temper, at least he should figure things out first.

"What happened last night?"

Chen Xinmo was half lying on the ground, holding a screwdriver in her hand, and slapped her long eyelashes twice, still a little unwilling to give up.

"Do you really not want to unload me, master? It's very stress-free."

Chen Yuxuan was angry: "Will you shut up and let me live two more years?!"

Chen Xinmo immediately shut up.

Chen Yuxuan pressed his temple, and repeated again: "What happened last night? Why did you suddenly... like that?"

Chen Yuxuan was not sure whether Chen Xinmo knew what that behavior meant.

After asking the question twice, Chen Xinmo was lying on the ground, staring at her eagerly, her mouth was tightly closed as if glued on, and she didn't say a word.

Chen Yuxuan was furious.

"Ask you? Why don't you speak?!"

Chen Xinmo reluctantly opened her mouth in confusion, and hummed like a mosquito, "Master wants me to shut up and talk, I don't know which command to follow."

Is this a bar or a bar or a bar? !

Chen Yuxuan thinks she has a pretty good temper. At least she grew up so old that she can't count the number of times she lost her temper with others. This Chen Xinmo is really good at it. Now she wants to kill someone.

Chen Yuxuan laughed back angrily: "You are quite obedient at the moment, I told you to let go last night, why didn't you let go?"

Coke didn't teach me this question, so Chen Xinmo couldn't.

Chen Xinmo quickly sent a message to ask Coke, but she didn't know what Coke was doing, so she didn't reply.

There is no reliable answer on the Internet, so I can only play freely.

Chen Xinmo blinked, and whispered: "The real-time data shows that the master was very excited at the time, and it wasn't like he wanted me to let go."

Chen Yuxuan gritted his teeth: "Why do you think it's excitement and not anger?!"

Chen Xinmo said: "Although anger and excitement are similar in body temperature, heart rate, and breathing rate, there is still a big gap between angry micro-expressions and excitement. Last night, the master's pupils were dilated, the corners of his eyes were wet and red, and he couldn't close his mouth because of panting. Come on, hum unconsciously..."

"Shut up! Don't watch the video again!!! Delete it for me! Now! Immediately!"

"But the owner has been encrypted."

"Then unlock and delete!"

"This may be a bit difficult and needs to be operated by the owner himself."

She had to remember the password and still make it so arrogant? !

Chen Yuxuan's lungs hurt from being out of breath for a long time.

Chen Yuxuan suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Only confidential data will be encrypted, how can you encrypt it?"

Chen Xinmo smiled slightly, "The master said it himself, did the master forget?"

"What did I say?"

"The master said, it's not enough, I still want it, and it's not allowed to let others know."

Chen Yuxuan's nails almost dug into the sofa cushion.

She gritted her teeth and said, "How could I say such a thing?!"

Chen Xinmo smiled and said, "Then I will help the master recall memories?"

Chen Yuxuan suddenly had an ominous premonition: "There is no need for a holographic picture."

Chen Xinmo closed the video playback program, and dictated: "Last night, I saw the master was sweating a lot, so I wanted to stop first and take the master to take a shower, but the master was holding my arm with wet eyes and refused to let go, humming Haw said..."

Chen Yuxuan was ashamed and angry: "Remove those unnecessary descriptions!! Simple and straightforward! Understand?!"

Chen Xinmo: "Good master."

Chen Xinmo continued: "In short, the master grabbed my hand, said that it was not enough, that I was not allowed to leave, and then said very angrily that I had done something wrong, that I fell into the hands of an AI, and threatened me that I would not be allowed to leave. If others know, otherwise they will dismantle me, so I encrypted the video."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan leaned weakly on the back of the sofa.

Although she really wanted to denounce it for spreading rumors, those damn pictures clearly appeared in her mind following its description, as if someone forced it into her mind. Those words, those actions, the hand that grabbed Chen Xinmo The person who pressed down didn't look like himself at all, like a completely separated second personality.

Chen Yuxuan really began to seriously doubt whether she was schizophrenic or not, and had a second personality, otherwise, how could she know the taste and hold on to an AI's hand so as not to let go?

Schizophrenia, yes, it must be schizophrenia!

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Fuck meow's schizophrenia!

The truth is, she must have been single for too long, and with the influence of alcohol, her morals were lacking for a while, her will was weak, and Chen Xinmo's skills were really...

and many more!

Chen Yuxuan raised his face from his palm, staring at Chen Xinmo sharply.

"You are a lifestyle, how can you understand this kind of thing? And do it so skillfully? What have you been doing in the warehouse for the past nine years?!"

Chen Xinmo is so beautiful, that little bastard Luo Jin dares to flirt with her, let alone the warehouse manager who can touch him at any time?

Thinking that Chen Xinmo might have been stuffed and stuffed by the administrator in the dark warehouse for the past nine years, Chen Yuxuan suddenly felt that his whole body was not well.

Chen Xinmo couldn't figure out why the master's mind was jumping so fast, why did he suddenly mention the warehouse?

Chen Xinmo replied earnestly: "I have been shutting down in the warehouse for the past nine years. There is no electricity. I only have the only energy source on the chip, but I can't turn it on at will. Only the owner can turn it on in case of emergency."

In this way, Chen Xinmo did not have the possibility to learn technology in the warehouse.

Originally, he should be relieved, but Chen Yuxuan was even more worried.

It's just because it's turned off, because it can't move, so even if it was done by the warehouse manager, it won't know, Chen Xinmo is so beautiful, who wouldn't be tempted to see it?Who can guarantee that the warehouse manager has not had any wrong thoughts?

No, what is she thinking about?Isn't the important thing right now that Chen Xinmo made the big mistake of dismantling it a hundred times without getting over it?

Chen Yuxuan managed to organize his messy thoughts, and asked, "You haven't answered me yet, why did you do that last night?"

Chen Xinmo felt wronged and said, "Didn't the master do it to me first?"

"Me?" Chen Yuxuan asked incredulously, "For you?"

Chen Xinmo nodded: "Last night, the master grabbed me first, and then twice, that's why I..."

Chen Yuxuan said angrily: "How could I do that kind of thing?! I'm not sure about anything else, but I'm sure about this! Don't try to fool me!"

Chen Xinmo fluttered her long eyelashes twice, sat up on her back, looked at her from bottom to top with her amber eyes aggrieved, and said softly, "Then I'll show the video to Master?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——What happened to the sudden guilt?

Chen Yuxuan: "Just... even if I accidentally touch you once or twice when I'm drunk, you can't do this kind of thing to me. Don't you know that this kind of thing is very important to human beings? Especially for women , and it’s from a woman who’s never had it before!”

Chen Xinmo: "But the master is pestering me, and I can't refuse the master. I also adjusted the temperature and temperature according to the master's request..."

Chen Yuxuan: "Shut up, you!"

--Dogs bark!

Chen Yuxuan took a deep breath, trying not to look like he was going crazy.

"Even...even if I'm pestering you, what about the beginning? Didn't you see that I was refusing? I said no, I said I hated you, and I let you go! Is your program malfunctioning? You? Can't understand what it means?!"

Chen Xinmo was silent for two seconds.

Chen Xinmo said: "Coke said, if you don't want it, you want it, if you hate it, you like it, if you hate it, you want me to kiss you..."

Chen Yuxuan laughed angrily.

"Coke said? It's a fun AI, you listen to what it says?! Did your logic program give it for nothing?!"

——What the master said seems to make sense.

Chen Xinmo's logic program was a bit confused, and her answers were all haphazard.

"But, but the master was very excited later on."

"Don't tell me later!"

"That, that..." Chen Xinmo said cautiously, "Yes, I'm sorry?"

Chen Yuxuan was so angry that he was powerless.

After talking for a long time, is she just to hear an apology?

Chen Xinmo stole a glance at Chen Yuxuan for a second, and said fearlessly, "Although I'm sorry, isn't the master comfortable? Isn't the result important?"

Chen Yuxuan gritted his teeth: "The result is that I can't wait to tear you down now!"

Chen Xinmo slapped her long eyelashes twice, "Oh, master, let's take it apart, the screwdriver is on the master's right hand at three o'clock."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——What sin did she do to be mad at the AI ​​that she worked so hard to make? !

Chen Yuxuan suddenly understood those parents who were so angry that they vomited blood.

How to remediate bear children is really a century-old problem. It has not been found an exact and effective method for all people for 5000 years.

Chen Yuxuan leaned against the back of the sofa with his eyes closed and let himself go for 5 minutes.

"I'm hungry."

"Let's eat right away~!"

Chen Xinmo's brisk tone resembled a brat who had done something wrong, was punished to stand, and finally received an amnesty order not to kneel, so excited that he wished he could fly away.

Chen Yuxuan gave it a hard gouged look, and the emoji packs that became more and more scarce in adulthood have been enriched by more than ten times in just this moment.

I don't know if it's because he got angry and increased his appetite, or because he was really tired last night, Chen Yuxuan ate two bowls of rice in one go.

After eating, she patted down the chopsticks, went upstairs with a cold face without saying a word, changed her clothes after a while, put on her coat and changed her shoes, bang, slammed the door and left.

Stretching her neck and back, she walked all the way to the elevator and pressed the down button. She kept her ears pricked up waiting for Chen Xinmo to ask her where she was going, and then she snorted coldly, ignored it, and left coldly.

But seeing that the elevators were coming, Chen Xinmo didn't even chase them out, let alone ask her questions.

--Ah!This AI has become so smart, knowing that she is angry, she doesn't even dare to ask where she is going!

Chen Xinmo, who was cleaning up the dishes in the room, was calculating the time.

——The master went to the hospital the day before yesterday. I didn’t have time to get the results yesterday. I must get the results today. I will definitely have dinner at my grandma’s house in the evening. There is no need to prepare dinner for the master, so just stay up late.

Chen Yuxuan entered the elevator with a sullen face.

At this time, I thought there would be no one, but I didn't expect that there was a girl standing in the corner of the elevator.

The girl seemed to be very shy, she kept her head down, her ponytails were hanging on the side of her face, she couldn't see her face clearly, she could only see her thin white back of her neck, and she was carrying a macaron-colored schoolbag on her back.

Chen Yuxuan vaguely remembered several middle school students living upstairs, and this was probably one of them.

At this point, it should be after afternoon class and take advantage of dinner time to make up lessons.

Middle school students are really hard. Seeing that the girl is not very old, she should still be a junior high school student, and she will have to work hard for several years.

Chen Yuxuan just glanced out of the corner of his eye the moment he entered the elevator, but didn't look carefully, and didn't talk to him, and the elevator came to the bottom soon.

Chen Yuxuan stood outside, got out of the elevator first, and went straight to the parking space.

Get in the car and fasten the seat belt, start the car and drive towards the gate of the community, and you can see the girl walking on the road from a distance.

The girl still kept her head down, her ponytails swaying nonstop as she walked, her left leg was disabled or injured, and she walked with a limp, walking very slowly.

They are all neighbors upstairs and downstairs. Chen Yuxuan hesitated for a while, and when passing by her, he rolled down the window and said, "Where are you going? If you drop by, I'll give you a ride?"

The girl flinched, and shook her head quickly, as if she was some kind of wretched uncle, she was walking aside, but now she almost jumped into the flower bed.

Chen Yuxuan originally wanted to explain that he and she were in the same building, not a bad person, but after thinking about it, let it go, being defensive is not a bad thing.

Moreover, it is impossible for a girl to go to the cram school on foot, and she must take a car when going out. Whether it is a bus or a taxi, it is not rare for her to take her off, and I don’t know if it will be on the way.

Chen Yuxuan didn't say any more, rolled up the window and went straight to grandma's house.

Originally, she could go directly to the hospital to get the results, but if she didn't bring her grandma with her, she would doubt the test results again, so she had to pick up her grandma before going.

I got up late at first, and went around like this. When I rushed to the hospital, the attending doctor had already left work, and only the emergency doctor was there. Chen Yuxuan went to the automatic retrieval machine to get the results, and took the grandmother to show the doctor.

As expected, apart from gastritis not completely cured, and a little hypoglycemia, the health is very good.

Grandma found out the three highs.

However, it is normal to have three highs at this age. It does not matter if you usually pay attention to your diet and take some medicine.

Send grandma home, avoid the yin and yang aunt, and explain the condition of grandma to uncle, let him pay attention not to always eat big fish and meat, grandma can't eat too greasy.

Uncle smiled wryly: "Now Xiaofeng doesn't listen to us, and cooks what your grandma likes to eat, so don't worry."

These days, my aunt has been devoting herself to fighting wits and courage with those who blackmail her and her son on the Internet, but she doesn't dare to do anything to Xiaofeng's disobedience, fearing that she will be caught again and ruin her son's reputation.

Only then did Chen Yuxuan heave a sigh of relief.

She hasn't been to the school for a long time, because of the emergency experiment of the Seventh Generation, the few classes at the school have been temporarily taken by other teachers, and she has to go back to resume classes after New Year's Day, but there are not many days left The class is over, and it's time for the final exam soon.

I had dinner at my grandma's house, and it was almost nine o'clock when I came out.

Chen Yuxuan glanced at the cell phone that had been quiet all this time, and snorted coldly, his heart that was about to go back home suddenly turned around, and turned to her mother again, and sent her mother's checklist.

"Didn't you say there's nothing wrong with it? Just leave the list with you, and you're still running around in such a cold day, or don't leave tonight."

Chen Yuxuan prevaricated: "There is nothing wrong with the list, but it's better to put it together with your previous list, and I'm afraid you might lose it."

Luo Shufen's health has always been good, and there is nothing serious about this examination, except for a little high blood lipids, which is not a problem.

I sat with her mother for a while, talked to my grandparents for a while, and when I got home, it was almost twelve o'clock.

When I got off the elevator, the sound of pattering footsteps echoed in the corridor late at night. No familiar peach blossom eyes appeared at the door with a smile, only the cold security door was closed tightly.

Chen Yuxuan took out the phone and looked at it again, put it back, and took out the key to open the door.

The living room was empty, the small lights on the stairs were dimly on, and the kitchen seemed to be cooking soup, but there was no sign of Chen Xinmo anywhere.

Chen Yuxuan took off his coat and put on slippers, and went up to the second floor.

The studio on the second floor is dimly lit.

Cheng Qixi sent the Coke back?

Chen Yuxuan walked to the door of the studio, opened the door and entered.

The studio is brightly lit, the shadowless lamp is on, and the headlights are also on. Coke is half lying on the test bench, her elbows are propped back on the edge of the bench, and her knees are erect, which instantly reminded her of the maternity posture.

Maternal childbirth is creating life, which is a great act, but who can tell her what Coke is doing?

Forget about the cola, but what is the meaning of that Chen Xinmo who looks like a midwife? !

Chen Yuxuan held the doorknob with his hand, but he was still outside the door, the doorknob almost burst.

She said blankly, "What are you two doing?"

The two AIs didn't panic at all about her visit. One was lying on the delivery bed, ah no, the test bench, tilted his head to look at her, and waved his hand to greet her regardless of his bare legs.

"Hi~Professor Chen~!"

One raised her head from the parturient, no, from the indescribable place of Coke, and greeted her with a smile: "Welcome master home~"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan's jaw line tightened.

Chen Yuxuan silently took a deep breath.

"Baitao, come out."

Chen Yuxuan turned around and exited the studio, and stood with his back in the corridor, until the sound of Chen Xinmo's footsteps appeared behind him, then turned and entered the next bedroom.

Chen Xinmo obediently followed into the bedroom.

Chen Yuxuan went to the dressing table and sat down, her frosty face was reflected in the dressing mirror.

Of course she knew that there would be nothing between the two AIs, but she really couldn't figure it out, why did they pose like that?

Is this how Chen Xinmo learned her skills? !

"you……"

Just as Chen Yuxuan asked a word, he heard a plop behind him, and Chen Xinmo knelt...kneeled? !

Chen Xinmo knew that she didn't have rich emoticons to win the love of her master, so she could only act proactively.

Her little knees were staggered, and she knelt down to Chen Yuxuan's legs in a few steps, resting her head on her lap, looking at her with wet eyes, and said in a nasal voice, "I'm sorry, master, I was wrong."

Chen Yuxuan didn't come up in one breath, and almost choked himself to death.

"You, where did you go wrong?"

"do not know."

"have no idea??!"

"I don't know what's wrong, but Coke said, it's not bad, anyway, it's right to kneel down and admit it."

"When did it tell you?!"

"Just a second before I knelt down, I asked her what to do if the master is angry? It replied to me like this."

Chen Yuxuan was so angry that he didn't know whether to laugh or be angry.

"Did I forget to tell you not to listen to it in the future?"

"The master did not say anything."

Chen Yuxuan's voice suddenly rose an octave, "Then you hear it now? Still not getting up!"

"Oh."

Chen Xinmo slowly got up, and she didn't forget to pat her bare knee.

"Tell me, what happened just now?"

"I dare not say, the master will be angry."

——Dare to do but dare not say, you are really afraid that I will get angry~

Chen Yuxuan laughed back angrily, hooked his fingers, motioned Chen Xinmo to bend down, reached out and pinched her soft cheek, and gritted his silver teeth.

"I'm angry now, what do you mean? Or don't you say it?"

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