My AI is mad at me every day!

The apartment was quiet at midnight, and Coke was as quiet as a chicken in the studio next door. Chen Xinmo looked at the master who had betrayed everything in her micro-expression. She didn't need the system to prompt her with emotional data.

"I just want to know, is it only me who is different from the master?"

Chen Yuxuan paused, "What do you mean?"

Chen Xinmo said: "I watched a lot of small movies to know what human beings look like, and I watched Master's to confirm that human beings are like this, but I'm not sure if Coke is the same as me, or if it's just me and Master who are different. "

Chen Yuxuan guessed a lot of reasons, but he didn't think of this alone.

"Didn't you already know that you are different from humans? Why did you go to Coke to verify it?"

Chen Xinmo eloquently said: "Master, I only knew one thing was different before. If I don't look at Coca-Cola to confirm it, how do I know that there are other things that are different only for me?"

This is a bit of a mouthful, and Chen Yuxuan's head hurts listening to it.

"So, now that it's confirmed, what do you want to say?"

"I..." Chen Xinmo sneaked a glance at Chen Yuxuan, "I want to say, the master once said that if you bite an apple, your wish will come true. Why is this wish only half fulfilled, and the remaining half?"

This reason was much easier to accept than Chen Yuxuan's random speculation before. Chen Yuxuan's mood gradually calmed down, and he didn't even notice that he was relieved.

She leaned back in her chair and asked, "Then why do you think I'll be angry if you say it?"

"Because I just wanted to dye the color at the beginning, the master was very reluctant, and finally dyed the color for me. If I propose that there is still half of it unfinished, and express it in human language, it will be an inch. The master will definitely do it. angry."

Chen Yuxuan laughed and said, "So you also know that you have to push yourself?"

Chen Xinmo shook her head, and said with great sincerity: "I don't think I'm making progress, because I bit off the apple, and the master also said that my wish will come true. If it doesn't come true, I can only say that the master is not trustworthy. What about it? It’s Coke who speaks insanely, and the above words are all said to me by Coke.”

Cola!It's Coke again!

Chen Yuxuan suddenly felt that it wasn't funny at all.

"So you mean, you think I broke my promise?"

Chen Xinmo nodded, then shook her head again.

"From a human point of view, the master is indeed dishonest, but as an AI, I want to serve the master unconditionally, so even if the master is dishonest to me, I have no right to blame the master."

Doesn’t the translation of this sentence mean: Although you are a scumbag, I am subject to you, so I can only be scumbag by you?

All right, how could she, a victim, become a scumbag instead?

Chen Yuxuan glanced at Chen Xinmo indifferently, an idea gradually formed in his mind, and it became more and more intense.

——He is full of worries and has nowhere to go, isn't there a ready-made way to deliver it to his door?

Chen Yuxuan said calmly, "So, you still really want to be like me?"

Chen Xinmo nodded heavily: "Yes, I hope to be the same as Master."

"why?"

"It seems to be able to get closer to the master."

Chen Yuxuan chuckled, because of the thought in his heart, his mood improved a lot.

"Such sentimental words don't look like they were spoken by a robot."

Chen Xinmo said earnestly: "Master, what does a robot say? Robots answer questions logically through programs and original databases, and humans answer questions logically through cognition and memory. Except one relies on codes, the other It depends on neurons, is there any other difference? Is it true that the origin of logic and consciousness can only be established by flesh and blood?"

It was just a random rant, but I didn't expect to get such a long speech. Chen Yuxuan replied subconsciously: "Of course it's different. The robot relies on the database. Once it is formatted, there will be nothing left."

Chen Xinmo replied: "But master, human beings rely on memory. Once the brain is severely injured, it will lose memory, and there will be nothing left."

Chen Yuxuan said: "Then how can it be the same? A robot is nothing without a program, just a pile of scrap copper and rotten iron. Humans don't need programs."

Chen Xinmo said: "A robot without a program is equivalent to a vegetable. Isn't it a pile of meat to turn a human into a vegetable? It's just that the possibility of a human becoming a vegetable is relatively low, while the possibility of a robot being deleted from the program is relatively high."

Chen Yuxuan frowned and said: "But robots don't have thinking in the first place, including now. It's just that humans have loaded programs to make it think that it has thinking, and humans can spontaneously have thinking. From the moment he was born, he There is thinking."

With a smile on the corner of Chen Xinmo's lips, she seemed obedient, but the words in her mouth were still contradicting.

"Didn't the robot also have a mind at the moment it was created? Humans are just a fertilized egg before birth, and robots are just a pile of waste materials before they are created. What is the difference in essence? Is it, master?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

—I always feel as if I have been led astray.

Chen Yuxuan glared at her and said, "I'm asking if your robot has a mind? I'm asking if you want to become like me?!"

Chen Xinmo nodded and said, "I think about it, it's the same if the master asks me again, I think about it."

After getting a satisfactory answer, Chen Yuxuan picked up the mahogany comb that was placed randomly on the table and combed the ends of her hair. The light combing action was completely different from her usual steady.

——I have asked you twice, this is what you think, and I did not force you.

From the corner of her eye, she glanced at Chen Xinmo slightly, her eyes hidden under her long eyelashes were dark and cunning, like a mature adult suddenly discovering something interesting in a boring world.

"Then... since you think so and beg me so much, and I agreed to you before, although this item was not included in the promise at the time, I have always kept my word and I have never been stingy People, I will try my best to help you realize your wish.”

Chen Xinmo's amber eyes instantly lit up Galaxy, as if she really had a soul, she knelt down and grabbed Chen Yuxuan's hand.

"Really? Master?"

Chen Yuxuan tapped his chin and nodded slightly.

Chen Xinmo jumped up cheering suddenly, and hugged Chen Yuxuan. Before Chen Yuxuan could react, her arm had passed through Chen Yuxuan's knee, and she hugged Chen Yuxuan and flew around on the spot.

"Thank you master, I am very happy!~"

Chen Yuxuan was suddenly suspended in the air, and subconsciously hugged Chen Xinmo, his heart was thumping violently, this kind of circling around was treated like a child, it was like sitting in a spinning plane in the park when he was a child, or like in the cartoons he watched when he was a child, Peter Pan flew in the sky with it.

This feeling was very strange, but it was just being picked up and turned around a few times, which actually aroused her pitifully childlike innocence that had been silent for a long time.

There is also a feeling of déjà vu, as if she was also taken by someone to fly in the sky not long ago.

But how is it possible?

"Okay, that's enough, I'm going to faint!"

Only then did Chen Xinmo change her movements, but she didn't stop quickly. Instead, she stopped slowly as if to cushion her.

Chen Yuxuan loosened her neck, and the familiar fragrance of agave permeating her nostrils made her feel extra relaxed and at ease. She just lay loosely in Chen Xinmo's arms, feeling the weightlessness floating in the clouds and Slightly dizzy, the red lips moved slightly and murmured.

"Where did you learn that?"

"Yes..." Chen Xinmo paused, then changed her words: "It's a video I watched online."

Chen Yuxuan patted her arm, motioned for her to put him down, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"I don't recall ever teaching you to lie."

Chen Xinmo smiled slightly and said, "No, my master. Although this is indeed a video recommended by Coke, the video was not made by Coke, so it doesn't count as me listening to Coke. I just want to make the master happy."

Speaking of Coke, Chen Yuxuan said seriously: "Don't be like that with Coke in the future, Coke is Cheng Qixi's AI after all, although Cheng Qixi packaged it as an all-rounder, I thought it was an all-rounder at first, but it is after all It's a fun type, you must know the distance and measure it should have."

After a pause, Chen Yuxuan continued: "The Internet is a platform for learning, not for you to watch those messy things. Since you want to be like me so much, you should learn human morality and standards."

"Good host."

"Okay, you go out, I'll take a shower."

"Then I'll serve soup to the master."

After drinking the soup, Chen Xinmo originally wanted to study Pestilence for a while, but Chen Xinmo blocked the door of the studio.

"It's getting late, master, it's time to rest."

Chen Yuxuan didn't insist either, and he didn't go to work tomorrow anyway, so instead of staying up late and not feeling energetic in the morning, it's better to go to bed early and get up early and study hard during the day.

Chen Yuxuan turned around and went back to the bedroom, trying to close the door with his backhand, but unexpectedly, Chen Xinmo followed suit.

Chen Yuxuan held the doorknob and frowned at her.

"what are you doing?"

Chen Xinmo took it for granted: "Sleep with the master."

"When did I need you to sleep with me?"

"Didn't the master let me learn the morality and standards of human beings? It took me 3 minutes to browse through 5000 million related information, and I already understood the master."

"What do you understand?"

Chen Xinmo walked to the bed, lifted the quilt, gave it away with both hands, and said with a smile: "Master, please go to bed. From today on, I will not only serve the master well, satisfy the master physically and mentally, but also be responsible to the master. I will never be a scumbag...a scumbag AI."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan said violently: "Is this what I taught you?! What I taught you is to keep a distance! Don't do this kind of thing with others casually!"

"I don't want to be the master with others casually. I know it. Be sincere, be consistent, and always regard the master as the only treasure in your heart."

——Tired, don't want to talk.

Chen Yuxuan opened the bedroom door.

"Go out and let me sleep peacefully."

"But the master..."

"go out!"

Chen Xinmo reluctantly walked out, and when she reached the door, she couldn't help but turn her head and grab the corner of Chen Yuxuan's clothes, and said in a nasal voice, "At least let me serve the master to finish the exercise before going to bed."

Chen Yuxuan clenched his silver teeth, he didn't care if he slammed the door behind him, and he didn't care whether he hit Chen Xinmo's nose or not.

——Wait, Chen Xinmo, when I completely transform you, I'll let you have a taste of itching!What is pain!What does it mean to cry until your nose gets stuffy!What is being, playing, playing!

Since it can't be made to reflect on it even if it is dismantled, it should be treated as a human being. The artificial neuron has developed quite well.

In the next few days, Chen Yuxuan devoted himself to studying Pestilence, while Chen Xinmo went out every day before dawn, and came back an hour and a half later, neither shopping for food nor throwing out garbage, and she didn't know what to do.

Chen Yuxuan didn't realize it at first, but that night her mind was full of Pestilence, she lay in bed tossing and turning all night and didn't fall asleep, suddenly inspiration came at four in the morning, she got up and went to the studio, only then did she realize that Chen Xinmo was not at home.

"Where did Chen Xinmo go?"

Coke was lying on the experimental table, shaking her head: "I don't know, she said you wouldn't let her listen to me, so I asked her and she didn't tell me."

Chen Yuxuan coughed lightly.

Although Coke is an AI, she still has the embarrassment of being caught saying bad things about people behind her back.

Chen Yuxuan couldn't help explaining: "It's not that I don't want it to listen to you, but it... is a lifestyle and lacks certain judgment, so... some of your suggestions are not suitable for it, and it can't perceive it. .”

Coke smiled brightly, "Professor Chen is really a gentle person."

--gentle?She is not gentle at all, she is just explaining habitually.

Habitual...

It was only then that Chen Yuxuan realized that he had put on his habitual flattering smile again.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and smiled back.

—— Habits are really terrible things. They have already passed the age of pleasing others, so why can't they get rid of it?

Coke lay on his back on the experiment table, yawned long and closed his eyes.

"Chen Xinmo went out at 03:30 every day these days and came back at [-]:[-], and it should be the same today."

Chen Yuxuan glanced at Coke, the way he closed his eyes and yawned really looked like a real person.

Of course, yawning is not really sleepy, it’s just an emoticon package. Some owners buy AI just for the convenience of life. In their eyes, AI is no different from a rice cooker, but some people buy it as their soul sustenance and pursuit. It is realistic, they will set the AI ​​to yawn and sleepy when it is time to sleep, and deceive themselves that this is a real person who really loves themselves.

However, self-deception is self-deception after all. In fact, no matter whether you don’t regard AI as the master of people at all, or try to treat AI as the master of people, you don’t regard them as people from the bottom of your heart.

If AI is truly a human being, no matter whether its appearance is realistic or exposed wires, it cannot change the idea that it has a soul, because it will be shaken by a little falsehood on the outside, how can it be true?

Knowing that he shouldn't ask, Chen Yuxuan asked Coke in a strange way: "Is your yawning set by your master?"

Coke yawned again, with a strong nasal voice.

"Yes, it was set by my master. The master also set the urgency for me. Every morning at seven o'clock, I will go to the bathroom urgently."

"Hehe, your master is really interesting."

With a smile on his mouth, Chen Yuxuan felt a little empty in his heart.

Sure enough, even Cheng Qixi, who seems to care so much about Coke and would rather pay a high price than format it, does not regard Coke as a real human being. To Cheng Qixi, Coke is just a comfort for a lonely person who deceives himself .

If it weren't for the complexity of human-to-human communication, who would choose a cold machine?

At five o'clock, it was still dark, and there was a slight sound of the door opening downstairs, and Chen Xinmo came back.

Chen Yuxuan went to the railing and asked, "Where have you been?"

Chen Xinmo had obviously detected that she had woken up, so she was not surprised. She raised her head and smiled at her, "I went to run in the morning, master."

"Why do you run in the morning with an AI?"

"Because the master won't let me go to bed."

Chen Yuxuan: "?????"

Chen Yuxuan: "What is the inevitable connection between this and your morning run?"

"It is said on the Internet that if you are kicked out of bed by your wife, it is very likely that you did not satisfy your wife, but if you want to satisfy your wife, you must first have good physical strength."

Chen Yuxuan smiled and said: "Do you think you lack physical strength for an AI?"

Chen Xinmo agreed: "I also think I don't lack physical strength, but it is said on the Internet that you can be poor, stupid, busy, handsome, beautiful, or outstanding, but you must have the attitude you should have! Even if you can't really be a wife Picking the stars and picking the moon, you have to have the attitude of picking the stars and picking the moon for your wife. Even if running in the morning can't increase my physical strength, I have to show my attitude by running in the morning."

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

Chen Yuxuan: "Very good, please keep working hard."

Chen Xinmo smiled and nodded heavily: "I will be the master!"

Chen Yuxuan turned around and walked half a step towards the studio, then turned around and said, "Don't talk about 'wife' casually in the future, I don't want to hear these two words."

Chen Xinmo nodded again: "Good master, I promise not to hang up casually!"

When Chen Yuxuan entered the studio, she was busy all day long, knocking out countless codes from her fingertips quickly, constantly experimenting in Coke's system programs, but always fell short when victory was in sight.

"Have you failed again, Master?"

Chen Yuxuan rubbed his temples wearily and said: "Pestilence is too cunning, it is really difficult to destroy its closed loop and completely eliminate it."

Chen Xinmo handed the deliciously soaked cappuccino to Chen Yuxuan, wondering: "Why do human beings always want to destroy it? In order to eliminate the desert, seawater was introduced, which led to the salinization of the desert; in order to eliminate algae, carp was introduced, causing the carp to flood and overwhelm the desert. The living space of local fish is destroyed; in order to eliminate carp, ducks are raised in large quantities, causing other fry to be swallowed. Why can’t human beings break the extreme thinking of extinction and consider seeking common ground while reserving differences?”

Seek common ground while reserving differences?

Chen Yuxuan thoughtfully sipped his cappuccino.

Chen Xinmo said again: "Even if it's the nasty leeches and the disgusting cowpox, they are all useful, so must Pestilence be eradicated?"

"Some things cannot coexist, such as deadly viruses, but I admit that your suggestion is good and gave me a new way of thinking." Chen Yuxuan held a coffee cup in one hand and patted Chen Xinmo's head appreciatively, "This is Do you mean the mind of a robot?"

Chen Xinmo slapped her long eyelashes twice, her eyes fell with Chen Yuxuan's hand touching her head.

"I just lived with Pestilence for a few days and found that it doesn't actually affect much, although sometimes it will run a little slower."

Chen Yuxuan laughed and said, "That's because there is a devouring program."

Wait, gobble the program!

Chen Yuxuan put down the coffee cup with a slap, his black pupils were condensed, his fingers flew like flying, and the sound of typing on the keyboard echoed in the studio.

"Owner?"

Chen Xinmo gently called Chen Yuxuan, Chen Yuxuan acted as if he had never heard of it, and was still concentrating on his work, his cold and serious face reflected the blue eyes of the holographic screen, and his tightly pursed thin lips were completely different from the plump and bright red that night , but also attracted Chen Xinmo's attention.

Her program played unconsciously. That night, the master was lying in the bathtub, smiling with blurred eyes, and pinching wet hands on her face. She didn't have five senses, but she seemed to feel the hot temperature of those fingers.

[I did it, I'm awesome. 】

Yes, her host is awesome.

Whether it's the fierce look at ordinary times, the gentle look, or the look of smoldering eyes around me that night, or the look of working hard now, they are all great.

Even... the owner's pleasant personality with a habit of smiling is also great.

While that's unhealthy, it's evidence of the owner's efforts to adjust to the world.

There are so many morally corrupt people on the Internet. They either hurt their own AI or hurt real humans. They have done all kinds of bad things, but they are still finding excuses for themselves, but the master would rather hurt himself than hurt others.

Her host is awesome.

Awesome.

Why is the chest full, and there is only 16% of the battery left, but there is a sense of happiness that has just been fully charged.

The holidays passed by in the blink of an eye, and New Year's Day was spent at grandma's house. Chen Xinmo also went to help, and cooked a large table of dishes with Robert. Grandma's eyes were not good, and she praised Chen Xinmo for being beautiful, and asked her when she was so good at cooking friend.

She wanted to tell grandma that it was AI, but grandpa stepped on her foot, his gray eyebrows shrugged at her.

Chen Yuxuan understood, it was because grandpa was afraid that grandma would clamor for a female AI, so she was not allowed to mention it.

After dinner, two AIs, a man and a woman, were busy clearing the table, washing dishes and mopping the floor. Grandpa gave her a look with his hands behind his back, signaling her to go to the balcony.

Chen Yuxuan followed his grandfather to the balcony.

Only then did Grandpa say: "Do you want to blame Grandpa for only caring about himself and ignoring your grandma?"

"No, I know it well."

"How many farts do you have?" Grandpa raised his beard, "Did you see my beard?"

Chen Yuxuan nodded, "I see."

Grandpa said: "I'm so old. Your grandma won't let me do a square dance. I'm afraid that some little old lady will snatch me away. Why don't you let me grow a beard, saying it's to hide my face, or is it because I care about me?" ?”

--So?

Chen Yuxuan didn't understand.

Grandpa said: "Think about your grandma's jealousy. She just doesn't have a female AI at home and yells so much. If I really come back with a female AI, do you think she came to work at home? Or is it just to make me angry? "

Chen Yuxuan understood.

Grandpa sighed exaggeratedly with his hands behind his back.

"You think I don't want to change to a beautiful little girl? It's hard for me!"

After all, grandpa patted Chen Yuxuan on the shoulder and said: "Listen to grandpa, don't be jealous of anyone in the future, or you will suffer."

Chen Yuxuan couldn't laugh or cry.

Even if she wanted to find someone jealous, she might really be alone for the rest of her life.

On the way home, Chen Xinmo was driving the car, and suddenly said solemnly: "Master, it is said on the Internet that the loyalty between lovers is mutual."

Chen Yuxuan flipped through his phone, absent-minded.

"Huh? Mmmmm."

"So, even if it's a grandfather, he's still of the opposite sex. Please master cleanse yourself and don't be touched by the opposite sex casually."

"Hmmm... um? What?!"

Before Chen Yuxuan reprimanded her not to learn and understand that the two of them are pure master-servant relationship and not lovers, the phone suddenly rang.

Is the director.

"The core information of the seventh generation has been leaked, go to the office immediately!"

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