Daily life of male god and cat

——Review of the last episode——

"Going to see Darling, we will be together in the future, eat together, sleep together, have convenience together, everyday_shit, everyday_fu-ck, everyday_everyday_ together."

One hundred and one, the diary of a male god

The one-month closed training was over, and it was already midnight when I arrived at the Huaigang Shanbai Nature Reserve. Xiaolan was missing. When I first joined the team for closed training, the administrator only found his chip.

I asked the caretaker to take me to the place where Xiaolan disappeared. It was an unremarkable bush, which must be damp and cold on a rainy day.The chip is implanted on the instep of Xiaolan's front paw, and unless his foot is injured, it is impossible to drop it.But if the chips were to fall off, I don't know how serious the injury would be.The ranger told me that they searched the reserve and couldn't find Xiao Lan's body, but the chances of him being alive were slim.

I still can't believe Xiaolan is dead.I decided to stay temporarily in the Shanbai Reserve, if it doesn't cause trouble for the administrators.Maybe if I'm here, Xiaolan will come back.

one hundred and two

Sanitation worker: Strange, where have all the stray cats here gone recently?

In a park not far away, a beautiful young man in a pink and blue plaid shirt is sleeping on a park bench. Around him, the back of the bench, on the armrests, the surrounding paths and the grass are full of people, big and small, who are all overjoyed. waiting cat.

When the sky was bright, Xiaolan sat up stretched like a jackal, tiger and leopard, and the cats immediately erupted.

Cat A [gives a marinated egg to Xiaolan]: Master Leopard, this is today's egg!I managed to steal it!

Cat B: Master Leopard, this is a hot cappuccino!An office worker forgot it on the table and only took a sip!

Xiaolan took the marinated eggs and coffee, ate and drank, elegantly licked the back of her hand from time to time, sucked her fingers roughly, and a group of cats under her feet looked up obsessively.

Cat C [jumps on Xiaolan's shoulder courteously]: Mr. Leopard, Mr. Leopard, let me lick your face for you! !

Xiaolan [raises her hand to block it with a cold face]: This is unnecessary.

Cat C jumped down with a sad face.

10 minute later.

Sanitation worker [looked in shock at the mess next to the bench]: Who is so devoid of public morality? !A bunch of little beasts!

One hundred and three

On the front hood of the BMW X5, a Somali long-haired cat is lazily basking in the sun. Two cats are helping him groom his long hair. Suddenly, a shadow falls, and the next second, the defenseless Somali long-haired cat The cat screamed and was lifted into the air.

Chichi [eyes wide open angrily seeing a beautiful young man wearing sunglasses and a pink-blue checked shirt]: Stupid human beings!Who allowed you to be so presumptuous? !

Xiaolan [pin the sunglasses on her forehead, revealing a pair of sapphire blue eyes]: Who are you calling a stupid human being?

Jiji [sudden recognition]: Ah!This...isn't this the noble Highness Huabao? !Ahhh please forgive me, you suddenly transformed gorgeously, and my titanium alloy cat eyes didn't recognize it for a while!

Lan Aowen [glances at the other two cats on the car hood with flattering Chichi]: During my absence, you've done well.

Jiji: Isn't it thanks to you, they are all willing to lick my fur because they heard that I know you, if you need service, they are absolutely duty-bound!

The two cats nodded like pounding garlic.

Jiji: You see, I also used myself as an experiment to make them serve you more comfortably in the future, but unfortunately you now... [Looks Xiaolan up and down] You have too little hair...

Xiaolan [raising her eyebrows proudly]: Is it handsome?

Jiji: According to human standards, you are not called handsome, but beautiful.

Xiaolan [frowned]: Isn't it called handsome to describe a man?Only women are beautiful, don't you know the gender of my uncle?

Jiji: No, no, I dare not question your majesty!It's just... Master Huabao, don't you like male gods very much?Male gods should prefer beautiful ones...

Xiaolan [thoughts]: I see... I'm pretty.

Jiji: Yes, yes, as I said just now, you are so beautiful!

Xiaolan [shrunken mouth]: I don’t know why, but I’m still a little upset when I hear it...

Jiji: You are handsome and beautiful! !

This time I was satisfied, Xiaolan threw Jiji on her shoulder, and plucked her hair at the window glass of the BMW X5: Yes, although I like male gods, I will not compromise on issues of principle, like What's so good about a cat like Xiao Xia who always compromises at every turn, the male god won't like it.

Jiji's butt pointed at the glass, turned his head and meowed with difficulty: Yes, a proud leopard like you is a role model for all of us cats!Master Leopard, if you become a human, do you still have thorns on your testicles?

Xiaolan: Here. [Loosen the belt, unzip the fat waistband, and turn Jiji's head down. ]

Jiji [sound of urn]: Ah, there are no more thorns, it's a pity...

Xiaolan: I am walking on two legs now, and the thorns will poke myself.It's a bit of a pity, but it's barely acceptable.

Jiji: Hai's daughter sacrificed her tongue for the prince, you just sacrificed a few thorns, it's a good deal!

Xiaolan: What is the daughter of the sea?

Jiji: Wrong, he is the son of the grassland!This is a fairy tale from Shengtuan. It tells the story of a beautiful leopard on the prairie who fell in love with a handsome human prince one day at first sight...

one hundred and four

Yellow hummer.

Lace Man: Oh, forget it, don't think about it, don't you still have Xiaochun?

Male God: Xiao Xia.

Lace Man: Spring, summer, autumn and winter are all the same...

lb! !

A black shadow slammed into the windshield, and the man with lace braked quickly: Wow! !What are you doing? !

A fat cat was hanging on the windshield in the shape of a large character, rolling its eyes and sliding down against the glass. Under the stunned gaze of the two, the fat cat suddenly woke up again, turned around and jumped down the hood.

The man with lace looked out of the window, and couldn't help but stare: Oh my god... what the hell is this...

The streets of the coral community are full of cats, all kinds of long-haired cats, short-haired cats, hairless cats, stray cats, domestic cats, skinny cats, and fat cats with belly sticking to the ground. On the streets of residential areas, on the trees , on the lawn, and jumping on the roof, the excited meowing of cats resounded throughout the residential area.

Lace Man: What the hell is going on?Cats have taken over the Earth? !

The big Hummer struggled in the torrent of cats and tried to back away.

Male God [looks in the rearview mirror]: Be careful! !

The big Hummer slammed on the brakes, and a figure outside the rear window fell down.

The two hurriedly got out of the car, the rough Hummer had been submerged in the furry sea, the boiling cats were bouncing around like marbles, one of the cats bounced up and hung on the lace man's face, the other It only hung on the lace man's leg, and the sharp claws grabbed the lace man and screamed.The male god is holding a cat in his left hand, a cat in his right hand, and a cat under his left and right elbows. He struggles across the ocean of cats, and finally sees a Hummer. A pink and blue plaid shirt with honey-colored curly hair young man fell to the ground.

Male God [squatting down]: How are you?

The young man lying on his side suddenly opened his eyes, and turned his head with a gushing murderous look——

The male god looked at the grinning curly-haired young man in bewilderment and instantly switched back to his charming beauty: ... How are you?Did you suffer—ah?

"Su Ze, are you okay?" Over there, the man with lace finally broke free from the cat sea tactics, and waved away the big and small cats, only to see the male god lying on the ground in a daze, with his hands raised high, trying to pounce A young man with pink and blue plaid looks like holding a big cat.

The author has something to say: Thank you for the mines of Tianyuan Chicken Leg Fort!Thank you Yuxuefeifei for mine!Thank you Rolling Landmines!

Next episode preview:

Lan Aowu: The reunion is different from what I imagined!