Embrace the OOC fanfiction with the business target

"By the way, Duan, didn't you have something to tell me in the elevator just now? What is it?"

Sitting across from Duan Jinnian, Jiang Weihe quickly peeled the spicy thirteen-flavored crayfish, his lips were turned into a dior999 flaming blue-gold by the heat.This hotel serves breakfast, lunch and dinner in the form of a buffet. Jiang Weihe eats five catties of crayfish every day. In this world, Jiang Weihe doesn’t need body management. Anyway, the young master Jiang Weihe only has one abdominal muscle, so it’s out of the question Stop your legs, let go of your mouth, and eat to death?

"Forgot." Duan Jinnian said scribbled.

"Ok."

Jiang Weihe didn't pursue too much, just peeled off a crayfish and put it in Duan Jinnian's bowl, crazy about Amway:

"It's delicious, let's eat one. When I was young, I went to the back door of the school with Lao Shen to eat crayfish. Each person could eat ten catties. Do you know when a man is the most handsome? He peeled the crayfish for you At that time, Lao Shen peeled crayfish for me, I really want to marry him home, so I bet x1."

The corner of Duan Jinnian's mouth twitched, his eyes were exactly the same as when he was looking at the roadside stall, with disdain tinged with horror, horror tinged with suspicion, suspicion tinged with hesitation, hesitation tinged with bewilderment.

"I heard that crayfish are caught in stinky ditch."

"Not all of them grew up in the stinky ditch! Do you have to go to the stinky ditch to eat crayfish? Now there are crayfish specially bred for people to eat. Don't worry, I have been eating them for so many years and I haven't seen them. What a head I've grown."

"...Well." Duan Jinnian bit the bullet and ate.

"how?"

"fragrant."

Then Duan Jinnian picked up the crayfish, imitated Jiang Weihe to peel the shell clumsily, and put it in Jiang Weihe's bowl after peeling, so scared that Jiang Weihe almost knocked over the bowl:

"Brother Duan, you must not force it! You can eat it yourself."

"Eat more, let's stay in another hotel."

"Isn't it a good place to live here?"

Jiang Weihe was really reluctant to part with the Spicy Thirteen Fragrant Crayfish and the Complete Works of Cross Talk, but since Duan Jinnian said he wanted to change, he had to change, after all, whoever pays is the father.

The two of them had very little luggage, and Jiang Weihe quickly finished packing and set off on the road.

Duan Jinnian was driving, Jiang Weihe was bored and wanted to sleep, but he either ate or slept in the hotel every day, he couldn't fall asleep, so he just sat up and watched Duan Jinnian.

In this world they are always aimless, simply driving forward.

Every time at this time, Jiang Weihe would fall into a momentary daze and anxiety. He really wanted to go back to the original world, wishing he could go to the public toilet to deliver the baby tomorrow, but Jiang Weihe was afraid that if he could not go back , they still have to flee all over the world with a child. After a while, Duan Jinnian thinks he is a teammate who is a poor teammate and kicks him out of the team. Then Jiang Weihe is "a former unmarried, pregnant, single and divorced mother" up.

This time they found an unremarkable small hotel, the environment was not as good as before, but it didn't matter if Duan Jinnian could accept Jiang Weihe.

"We have to stabilize."

Duan Jinnian took out all the guns in his bag, skillfully loaded and unloaded the magazines, and then handed Jiang Weihe a fully loaded pistol.

"Do you want to be a teacher or not?" Jiang Weihe took the gun and seriously provided ideas for Duan Jinnian, "I think the public examination is more difficult, why don't you go to a public institution to test the waters first."

"I mean rent a house to live in."

"Oh well."

Since Jiang Weihe became pregnant, Duan Jinnian has been taking care of Jiang Weihe like a saddle. He even cut apples into rabbit shapes, pricked them with toothpicks and fed them to Jiang Weihe's mouth. Li: He has been served by two people since he grew up, one is the waiter of Haidilao, and the other is Duan Jinnian.

"No, no, I'm used to eating apples directly."

Then Duan Jinnian peeled the oranges for Jiang Weihe, even the tangerines were torn clean, Jiang Weihe was about to cry, it was so touching, if he was a woman, he would definitely marry Duan Jinnian on the spot:

"Xiao Duan, I'm just pregnant and not paraplegic..."

Duan Jinnian would go out every day, it is said that he was looking for a house, and Jiang Weihe wanted to go with him, but Duan Jinnian never took him with him, and let him take care of the baby.Occasionally, Duan Jinnian would come back with an injury. After he simply dealt with it, he asked Jiang Weihe to pack up and then continue to change hotels. Don't ask, it's just for the plot.

As the days passed, Jiang Weihe's stomach gradually began to protrude. Apart from the occasional nausea and being unable to eat, Jiang Weihe's body did not feel much discomfort.Duan Jinnian bought a lot of prenatal music and picture books, and the two would play soft and soothing prenatal music every day before going to bed, and then Duan Jinnian would tell stories to the baby. The scene had a strange warmth.

But this kind of happy family atmosphere has also caused Jiang Weihe to have nightmares recently. He dreamed that he became a hero mother every now and then, and gave birth to a litter of cubs crying for milk. Jiang Weihe said that I am a man. Grandma, but I looked down, good guy, the waves are surging and magnificent, shaking Yueyang City!Jiang Weihe touched it nervously: The chicken flew!Sleep quality goes from bad to worse.

It may be because the only living creature Jiang Weihe has been in contact with in the past few months is Duan Jinnian. After a long time, Jiang Weihe feels that he is about to suffer from depression. He is no longer the carefree and happy boy he used to be!

After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Jiang Weihe immediately mentioned it to Duan Jinnian:

"Xiao Duan, I think I may be sick."

Duan Jinnian immediately became nervous:

"Where are you uncomfortable?"

"Maybe a little, uh, prenatal anxiety?"

Duan Jinnian was startled:

"But you're only four months old..."

"That means I haven't been out for four months! I, a sunny boy, haven't bathed in the sun for four months! I'm going to wither, I'm a rose waiting for love, a stamen hidden in my heart, if you Give me true comfort, I would like to show you my beauty..."

"Brother Weihe, don't cry."

Duan Jinnian was in a hurry to wipe Jiang Weihe's tears, but Jiang Weihe slapped his hands away:

"I'm singing, don't you hear me?"

"Sounds of nature." Duan Jinnian said boldly.

"Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

Jiang Weihe knew that Duan Jinnian was flattering him, but he was still flattered:

"Let me sing "Lang's Temptation" for you again!"

"I'll take you for a ride." Duan Jinnian hurriedly interrupted Jiang Weihe.

"Xiao Duan, have you ever thought about entering the Chinese music scene?"

On Jiang Weihe Road, he is still ruthless, eager to persuade Duan Jinnian to join the gang.

"No." Duan Jinnian remained unmoved.

"By the way, so I've never heard you sing, can you say a few words?"

"I do not know."

"Oh, modesty, it must be modest!" Jiang Weihe seemed to be an annoying relative who forced you to perform talents during the Spring Festival, "What else in this world does our third son Duan not know? Don't be fooled, let's play a song. "

"Really not."

Jiang Weihe's loss was visible to the naked eye, Duan Jinnian saw it, and sang in a low voice, Jiang Weihe was like listening to fairy music, and his ears suddenly became clear, ears, ears were pregnant, it was a normal delivery, mother and child were safe or twins!

"Isn't that a good song!"

Jiang Weihe excitedly grabbed Duan Jinnian's sleeve and shook him vigorously:

"I can no longer keep a low profile, it's time to stand up and save the Chinese music scene!"

"Exaggeration." Duan Jinnian's cheeks shrunk, obviously wanting to laugh but holding back.

"Oh, you have dimples!"

Jiang Weihe screamed in a fuss, before Duan Jinnian could open his mouth, suddenly there was a strong force from behind, and the two of them flew forward. Duan Jinnian reacted very quickly to protect Jiang Weihe, and lost control of the steering wheel. The whole Mustang really became a wild horse that got out of control and hit the railing on the side of the road.

Thanks to Duan Jinnian as a buffer, Jiang Weihe didn't fly out on the spot, but he was hit so black that he almost fainted. Duan Jinnian kept Jiang Weihe motionless, and the shattered windshield shards It penetrated into his skin and shaved his pretty face into a tabby cat. Jiang Weihe almost spit out:

"Short section!"

Duan Jinnian opened his mouth with difficulty, but vomited a big mouthful of blood. Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he held Duan Jinnian's face with trembling hands, helped him to wipe off the broken glass on his face, and wiped the blood that kept overflowing from the corner of his mouth:

"You must have hit your tongue again, don't try to lie to me twice..."

Then the deformed car door was pulled open, Duan Jinnian was dragged out like a dead dog and thrown on the ground, Jiang Weihe was also carried out of the car, the moonlight was very bright, Jiang Weihe saw a familiar face in the crowd :

"...Xi Rui?"

"He's bleeding, send him to treatment first."

Xi Rui waved his hand, they wanted to take Jiang Weihe away, but Jiang Weihe broke free from the shackles with the strength that erupted at the critical moment, he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen as if he was thrown into a juicer, but He couldn't take care of it anymore, he was afraid that Duan Jinnian would die.

Jiang Weihe had already become extremely dependent on Duan Jinnian, and he could not accept Duan Jinnian's death, leaving him alone.

"Big cock, get out of the way."

Xi Rui pointed his gun at Duan Jinnian, and Jiang Weihe immediately blocked it with his body:

"He saved you, are you crazy?!"

"What did he tell you? He is a traitor hunted down by the killer organization?" Xi Rui said coldly, "Innocent little princess, little rose from planet B612, your bright eyes, which are wider than the Milky Way, belong to men. Offered as a priceless treasure, you use it to shed a tear? You—”

"Are you talking about the key points!"

Jiang Weihe was crying angrily, is it all about him? !

"He is the leader of the killer organization, he used to be, but since he killed E, he is no longer," Xi Rui became more and more indignant, "He won your trust for you, and made you follow him wholeheartedly, even after killing him for many years His subordinate, obviously his trick is very effective, you even blocked the gun for him!"

"No, no, he wouldn't do such a thing," Jiang Weihe desperately explained, "We are time travelers, we are from another world, you know what I mean? That is, we are time travelers, and this world is just a world. A novel! Don’t you think the way you speak is weird?!”

"You're crazy."

Xi Rui pointed at Jiang Weihe with a gun:

"You might as well take care of yourself first."

Jiang Weihe lowered his head in the direction Xi Rui pointed, only to realize that his body was soaked in blood. He tried to twitch and move his body, but the severe pain in his abdomen made him burst into tears. He felt that he was Bleeding non-stop, painful to death, no, he can't die, and Duan Jinnian can't die either, they still have to deliver the baby in the public toilet, and give birth to a girl... girl, child?

Jiang Weihe spread out his hands in a trance, the blood in his palm was dripping hot, full of the temperature of life, the next second, Jiang Weihe let out the desperate cry of Zhen Huan's miscarriage, Ke Yun's miscarriage, and Pinru's miscarriage remix version:

"My child—"

The author has something to say: I’m talking about miscarriage (innocent pointing fingers)