Covering my head, I sat on the edge of the bed and waited for a while, but I didn't see any response from him, so I lowered my gaze and started aiming randomly, only to see a pair of shoe uppers in front of me.Liansheng was not too far away from me, but he didn't take off my hijab for a long time.
I couldn't hold back, of course I didn't want to play wooden figurines with him, so I lifted my hijab myself, raised my eyes and smiled at him.
"Why don't you take off my hijab?"
Liansheng paused, raised his hand, put it down again, and said slowly: "I, I don't know how to do it, girl, don't mind."
I frowned and pursed my mouth: "You should call me my wife, little man."
Liansheng: "..."
Me: "Come, come, don't be shy, call me a lady."
Liansheng's expression was shaken, and finally he called out in a low voice: "My lady."
Don't anyone stop me!I want to cheer three hundred times from all over the world!Although I feel that he is particularly embarrassed, and there is an inexplicable illusion of bullying, but it is surprisingly cool!
Suppressing the sour feeling, I hid my smile and joked, "Young Master, can you even lift your hijab?"
Liansheng lowered his eyes and didn't dare to look at me. He didn't say a word, but shook his head quickly.I was so happy, I got up and went to the table, picked up the flagon and poured two glasses of wine, I picked up one of them, and waved to him: "Come here~"
The boy hesitated, but came over honestly.I put the glass of wine into his hand, then picked up another glass myself, and moved closer to him, wrapping my arm around his.The sudden closeness made our eyes meet. I winked at him and said, "Although I don't understand it very well, I can still give you some. For example, this is a glass of wine."
Inexplicably feeling Liansheng's stiffness, I laughed from the bottom of my heart, and tried my best to hold back the wine before I drank it.After drinking the glasses of wine, I teased: "Since you can't even lift your hijab, you don't know the normal work between husband and wife."
Liansheng: "..."
Me: "Do girls take off their clothes?"
Liansheng: "Go to sleep."
I haven't teased enough, he said suddenly.Instead, it startled me, I looked him up and down, sleeping, is it just chatting under the quilt?I decided to stand still and see how he wants to develop.
"I can't walk anymore, I want the young man to hug me to bed!"
I stretched out my hands like a baby and asked him to hug him. Liansheng didn't hesitate at all this time, and when he approached me, he hugged me horizontally.I happily embraced his neck and walked to the edge of the bed, he bent down and put me inside, when I was about to be dishonest to him and wanted to pull him into bed together, Liansheng made a quick move to break away from my pull.How can you look like an idiot with this reaction speed and skill!
If you want to act, be more dedicated, hey!
I sat up from the bed, rolled up my sleeves and wanted to start working, when suddenly his index finger lightly tapped the center of my eyebrows, the brilliance subsided for a moment, my consciousness was withdrawn, and a burst of drowsiness hit me.I shook my head, trying to stay awake, but several Liansheng appeared in front of my eyes, and finally I fell down due to sleepiness.
When I woke up, there was no room, not even a big luxurious house, so I slept on a wooden stake, and Monkey Brother, Tang Monk, and Drifting Monk sat around me.I propped myself up and sat up, Brother Hou covered his mouth and smiled, recalling the previous operation, I hurriedly asked.
"Nezha!"
Brother Hou waved his hand: "Let's go early, did you sleep well last night?" He whispered the last sentence in my ear and asked.
I rolled my eyes: "I still didn't take advantage of it! Damn it, acting is not professional at all, I want to give him a bad review!"
Brother Monkey poked me on the forehead: "You really want someone to sell you for a show. Nezha is very polite to you, let you have a good sleep, look at that idiot Bajie, who was dropped on a tree and whipped A meal."
Speaking of this, Brother Hou laughed loudly, and pointed to Zhu Bajie who was crying and crying in pain.
Zhu Bajie: "It's too much, these bodhisattvas are really boring! Originally, I can bear it, but you want to marry them, and you will hurt me!"
I sighed: "My willpower is not firm, blame me."
Zhu Bajie: "Hmph, did you know that Liansheng was changed by Nezha, so you suddenly changed your attitude!"
"Yes, otherwise why should I marry? Although I didn't reap any real benefits, it's good to get over the addiction of marrying him. I also drank a cup of wine and was called a lady by him. Oh! It's so exciting !" Thinking about what happened yesterday, she couldn't help but get excited, and the girl's heart skipped a beat.
"It's just a show, Nezha was made a cameo by Bosara. You're still online, why are you so excited!" Zhu Bajie angrily poured cold water on me.
I lowered my face and made a grimace: "Will you listen or not? You're just jealous of my progress. There's no benefit to you getting married overnight, and you haven't even touched it!"
Zhu Bajie: "Fortunately, I didn't touch it. I thought it was changed by the Bodhisattva, so I didn't want to lift it."
Tang Seng: "Amitabha, the eight precepts, be pure."
Drifting: "Don't be afraid if you're not married, and if you're not married, let's go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures together. There may be other good deals on the way."
I:"……"
Afterwards, I asked Brother Monkey, and it turned out that not long after I fell asleep, the bodhisattvas all appeared.The bodhisattvas headed by Guanyin smiled meaningfully, while Nezha over there saluted and said goodbye.After this group of gods and Buddhas left, they have come to the present in such a safe and sound way.Tang Seng was quite happy that the team had not changed. When the original team was packed up and ready to set off, Guanyin Bodhisattva came back unexpectedly.
Although Mu Zha did not accompany him, Guanyin was leading a horse behind him.I saw that the white horse was very familiar. I saw Guanyin pointing at it, and the white horse was sent to Tang Seng without moving.
Then Avalokitesvara said that this is Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. Because of such and other things, he is now turned into a white horse, which can carry Tang Monk to the west, and is also the last disciple in the team.So the white dragon horse was actually sent back by Guanyin!Xiao Tang was very happy to get the dragon horse presented by Guanyin, and thanked him in various ways.
I immediately raised my hand and asked, "Excuse me, Guanyin, is Xiaobailong cured of his madness?"
Guanyin: "..."
It was rare to be silent, and being stared at by a group of us, Guanyin said cheekily: "When the opportunity comes, it will be fine."
Brother Hou answered: "Dare to ask the Bodhisattva, when will there be a chance?"
Avalokitesvara squinted her eyes: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Brother Monkey: "..."
This foolish answer must mean that Xiao Bailong's madness is still not cured.The reason why he is obediently not moving at this moment is entirely because he has been given the immobilization method!
I raised my hand again: "I still have a question!"
Avalokitesvara scolded me with dead eyes: "You are the only one who has a lot of shit."
Tang Seng: "Bodhisattva???"
Drifting: "Master, let's go train the horse!"
The Drifting Monk dragged Tang Seng to ride the little white dragon, so as not to stay here and hear all kinds of image-destroying speeches from Guanyin.Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie continued to stay with me to watch Guanyin lose his integrity.
Me: "Can I be counted on the westward journey?"
Guanyin: "You little tail that is forced to continue like a fart is not in the system."
Sure enough, I didn't exist, but I wasn't discouraged, and even asked: "Then why did you include me in the trial, and why did you deliberately ask Nezha to try!"
Avalokitesvara shook the willows in the jade bottle and said casually, "Buddha is boring, let's have some fun."
Me, pig, monkey: "..." Explode you.
I started to be a rascal: "I don't care! Since Nezha has paid homage to me, he is my little husband!"
Avalokitesvara smiled mysteriously: "Well, I don't care about this, but you have to ask the third prince to admit it. Well, I wish you all a happy learning, and everyone in the system must not be greedy for the world of mortals."
Looking at Guanyin's back, I really wanted to throw his shoes at him, but it's rare that Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie agreed with me.
"Ahhhh-"
The suddenly high-pitched tenor voice scared us three times. Looking back, the little white dragon who had been unlocked from the body-holding technique turned back into a dragon form with Tang Seng on his back, and suddenly plunged into the sky and disappeared.Now he is really taking him to the west!
"Little Tang!"
"Master!"
In the end, Xiao Bailong was brought back by Monkey Brother, Tang Seng was brought back by my princess, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk waited on the spot with the little donkey.Little Bailong was disobedient in every way, Brother Hou couldn't beat him ruthlessly for a while, he just scolded: "Well, you are mentally retarded! Can my juniors get better!"
"Wang Wang Wang!"
After being reprimanded by Brother Hou, the little white dragon who turned back into a white horse barked angrily.Tang Seng, who was still in shock, was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he couldn't stand still and fell back into my arms.promising!
Zhu Bajie: "Little Bailong just learned how to bark like a dog?"
Brother Monkey: "A dragon learns how a dog barks, and you won't lose face as a dragon!"
Drifting: "Brothers, calm down, you are mentally retarded after all."
Tang Seng: "As a teacher, let's ride a little donkey."
I was heartbroken: "It can't be like this, as a master and brothers, you have to show love to him! You can't discriminate against him like this! Use love to influence him!"
Brother Monkey led Little White Dragon to me and handed me the reins: "You love like the tide, you love!"
I:"……"
The hole I dug by myself had to be filled even while kneeling, so I decided to influence Xiao Bailong with love.
"Come on, Xiaolong, eat carrots."
"Wow, woof, woof!"
"Xiaolong, Xiaotang will come to read scriptures for you later."
"Wow!" Go away.
"If you don't eat carrots, how about a piece of pork?"
"Wow!" Go away.
"You can't eat Tang Monk meat!"
"Bah!" Eat.
Just dream, you still want to eat Master!
After being sprayed with saliva by the little white dragon, the monkey brothers watching the show laughed very happily. Tang Seng occasionally came to join the team to educate the little white dragon, but after being bitten on the butt once, he never dared to approach easily , holding the little donkey for comfort.
Maybe I should also thank Xiao Bailong for not biting my ass.
In order to prove to Brother Hou that even the mentally retarded can be educated well, I really put in a lot of effort.I even invited Zixia to help Xiaobailong diagnose and treat his head. Zixia's answer was similar to that of Guanyin. Although Xiaobailong knocked his head, it really depends on the opportunity to recover.
Maybe it would be better to knock my head again next time, when Zixia said so, Brother Hou took out the golden cudgel and wanted to hit Xiao Bailong madly.I was so scared that I quickly hugged his waist and didn't allow him to hit him. These few sticks would be like Jackie Chan's meatballs!
Although it depends on chance to restore the previous appearance, it is not a problem to find some elixir to recuperate and nourish.With this kind of mood, I soared into the sky, and then I met Nezha at the gate of Taishang Laojun's house!
"Little Xianggong~~~"
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I couldn't hold back, of course I didn't want to play wooden figurines with him, so I lifted my hijab myself, raised my eyes and smiled at him.
"Why don't you take off my hijab?"
Liansheng paused, raised his hand, put it down again, and said slowly: "I, I don't know how to do it, girl, don't mind."
I frowned and pursed my mouth: "You should call me my wife, little man."
Liansheng: "..."
Me: "Come, come, don't be shy, call me a lady."
Liansheng's expression was shaken, and finally he called out in a low voice: "My lady."
Don't anyone stop me!I want to cheer three hundred times from all over the world!Although I feel that he is particularly embarrassed, and there is an inexplicable illusion of bullying, but it is surprisingly cool!
Suppressing the sour feeling, I hid my smile and joked, "Young Master, can you even lift your hijab?"
Liansheng lowered his eyes and didn't dare to look at me. He didn't say a word, but shook his head quickly.I was so happy, I got up and went to the table, picked up the flagon and poured two glasses of wine, I picked up one of them, and waved to him: "Come here~"
The boy hesitated, but came over honestly.I put the glass of wine into his hand, then picked up another glass myself, and moved closer to him, wrapping my arm around his.The sudden closeness made our eyes meet. I winked at him and said, "Although I don't understand it very well, I can still give you some. For example, this is a glass of wine."
Inexplicably feeling Liansheng's stiffness, I laughed from the bottom of my heart, and tried my best to hold back the wine before I drank it.After drinking the glasses of wine, I teased: "Since you can't even lift your hijab, you don't know the normal work between husband and wife."
Liansheng: "..."
Me: "Do girls take off their clothes?"
Liansheng: "Go to sleep."
I haven't teased enough, he said suddenly.Instead, it startled me, I looked him up and down, sleeping, is it just chatting under the quilt?I decided to stand still and see how he wants to develop.
"I can't walk anymore, I want the young man to hug me to bed!"
I stretched out my hands like a baby and asked him to hug him. Liansheng didn't hesitate at all this time, and when he approached me, he hugged me horizontally.I happily embraced his neck and walked to the edge of the bed, he bent down and put me inside, when I was about to be dishonest to him and wanted to pull him into bed together, Liansheng made a quick move to break away from my pull.How can you look like an idiot with this reaction speed and skill!
If you want to act, be more dedicated, hey!
I sat up from the bed, rolled up my sleeves and wanted to start working, when suddenly his index finger lightly tapped the center of my eyebrows, the brilliance subsided for a moment, my consciousness was withdrawn, and a burst of drowsiness hit me.I shook my head, trying to stay awake, but several Liansheng appeared in front of my eyes, and finally I fell down due to sleepiness.
When I woke up, there was no room, not even a big luxurious house, so I slept on a wooden stake, and Monkey Brother, Tang Monk, and Drifting Monk sat around me.I propped myself up and sat up, Brother Hou covered his mouth and smiled, recalling the previous operation, I hurriedly asked.
"Nezha!"
Brother Hou waved his hand: "Let's go early, did you sleep well last night?" He whispered the last sentence in my ear and asked.
I rolled my eyes: "I still didn't take advantage of it! Damn it, acting is not professional at all, I want to give him a bad review!"
Brother Monkey poked me on the forehead: "You really want someone to sell you for a show. Nezha is very polite to you, let you have a good sleep, look at that idiot Bajie, who was dropped on a tree and whipped A meal."
Speaking of this, Brother Hou laughed loudly, and pointed to Zhu Bajie who was crying and crying in pain.
Zhu Bajie: "It's too much, these bodhisattvas are really boring! Originally, I can bear it, but you want to marry them, and you will hurt me!"
I sighed: "My willpower is not firm, blame me."
Zhu Bajie: "Hmph, did you know that Liansheng was changed by Nezha, so you suddenly changed your attitude!"
"Yes, otherwise why should I marry? Although I didn't reap any real benefits, it's good to get over the addiction of marrying him. I also drank a cup of wine and was called a lady by him. Oh! It's so exciting !" Thinking about what happened yesterday, she couldn't help but get excited, and the girl's heart skipped a beat.
"It's just a show, Nezha was made a cameo by Bosara. You're still online, why are you so excited!" Zhu Bajie angrily poured cold water on me.
I lowered my face and made a grimace: "Will you listen or not? You're just jealous of my progress. There's no benefit to you getting married overnight, and you haven't even touched it!"
Zhu Bajie: "Fortunately, I didn't touch it. I thought it was changed by the Bodhisattva, so I didn't want to lift it."
Tang Seng: "Amitabha, the eight precepts, be pure."
Drifting: "Don't be afraid if you're not married, and if you're not married, let's go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures together. There may be other good deals on the way."
I:"……"
Afterwards, I asked Brother Monkey, and it turned out that not long after I fell asleep, the bodhisattvas all appeared.The bodhisattvas headed by Guanyin smiled meaningfully, while Nezha over there saluted and said goodbye.After this group of gods and Buddhas left, they have come to the present in such a safe and sound way.Tang Seng was quite happy that the team had not changed. When the original team was packed up and ready to set off, Guanyin Bodhisattva came back unexpectedly.
Although Mu Zha did not accompany him, Guanyin was leading a horse behind him.I saw that the white horse was very familiar. I saw Guanyin pointing at it, and the white horse was sent to Tang Seng without moving.
Then Avalokitesvara said that this is Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. Because of such and other things, he is now turned into a white horse, which can carry Tang Monk to the west, and is also the last disciple in the team.So the white dragon horse was actually sent back by Guanyin!Xiao Tang was very happy to get the dragon horse presented by Guanyin, and thanked him in various ways.
I immediately raised my hand and asked, "Excuse me, Guanyin, is Xiaobailong cured of his madness?"
Guanyin: "..."
It was rare to be silent, and being stared at by a group of us, Guanyin said cheekily: "When the opportunity comes, it will be fine."
Brother Hou answered: "Dare to ask the Bodhisattva, when will there be a chance?"
Avalokitesvara squinted her eyes: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Brother Monkey: "..."
This foolish answer must mean that Xiao Bailong's madness is still not cured.The reason why he is obediently not moving at this moment is entirely because he has been given the immobilization method!
I raised my hand again: "I still have a question!"
Avalokitesvara scolded me with dead eyes: "You are the only one who has a lot of shit."
Tang Seng: "Bodhisattva???"
Drifting: "Master, let's go train the horse!"
The Drifting Monk dragged Tang Seng to ride the little white dragon, so as not to stay here and hear all kinds of image-destroying speeches from Guanyin.Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie continued to stay with me to watch Guanyin lose his integrity.
Me: "Can I be counted on the westward journey?"
Guanyin: "You little tail that is forced to continue like a fart is not in the system."
Sure enough, I didn't exist, but I wasn't discouraged, and even asked: "Then why did you include me in the trial, and why did you deliberately ask Nezha to try!"
Avalokitesvara shook the willows in the jade bottle and said casually, "Buddha is boring, let's have some fun."
Me, pig, monkey: "..." Explode you.
I started to be a rascal: "I don't care! Since Nezha has paid homage to me, he is my little husband!"
Avalokitesvara smiled mysteriously: "Well, I don't care about this, but you have to ask the third prince to admit it. Well, I wish you all a happy learning, and everyone in the system must not be greedy for the world of mortals."
Looking at Guanyin's back, I really wanted to throw his shoes at him, but it's rare that Brother Hou and Zhu Bajie agreed with me.
"Ahhhh-"
The suddenly high-pitched tenor voice scared us three times. Looking back, the little white dragon who had been unlocked from the body-holding technique turned back into a dragon form with Tang Seng on his back, and suddenly plunged into the sky and disappeared.Now he is really taking him to the west!
"Little Tang!"
"Master!"
In the end, Xiao Bailong was brought back by Monkey Brother, Tang Seng was brought back by my princess, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk waited on the spot with the little donkey.Little Bailong was disobedient in every way, Brother Hou couldn't beat him ruthlessly for a while, he just scolded: "Well, you are mentally retarded! Can my juniors get better!"
"Wang Wang Wang!"
After being reprimanded by Brother Hou, the little white dragon who turned back into a white horse barked angrily.Tang Seng, who was still in shock, was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he couldn't stand still and fell back into my arms.promising!
Zhu Bajie: "Little Bailong just learned how to bark like a dog?"
Brother Monkey: "A dragon learns how a dog barks, and you won't lose face as a dragon!"
Drifting: "Brothers, calm down, you are mentally retarded after all."
Tang Seng: "As a teacher, let's ride a little donkey."
I was heartbroken: "It can't be like this, as a master and brothers, you have to show love to him! You can't discriminate against him like this! Use love to influence him!"
Brother Monkey led Little White Dragon to me and handed me the reins: "You love like the tide, you love!"
I:"……"
The hole I dug by myself had to be filled even while kneeling, so I decided to influence Xiao Bailong with love.
"Come on, Xiaolong, eat carrots."
"Wow, woof, woof!"
"Xiaolong, Xiaotang will come to read scriptures for you later."
"Wow!" Go away.
"If you don't eat carrots, how about a piece of pork?"
"Wow!" Go away.
"You can't eat Tang Monk meat!"
"Bah!" Eat.
Just dream, you still want to eat Master!
After being sprayed with saliva by the little white dragon, the monkey brothers watching the show laughed very happily. Tang Seng occasionally came to join the team to educate the little white dragon, but after being bitten on the butt once, he never dared to approach easily , holding the little donkey for comfort.
Maybe I should also thank Xiao Bailong for not biting my ass.
In order to prove to Brother Hou that even the mentally retarded can be educated well, I really put in a lot of effort.I even invited Zixia to help Xiaobailong diagnose and treat his head. Zixia's answer was similar to that of Guanyin. Although Xiaobailong knocked his head, it really depends on the opportunity to recover.
Maybe it would be better to knock my head again next time, when Zixia said so, Brother Hou took out the golden cudgel and wanted to hit Xiao Bailong madly.I was so scared that I quickly hugged his waist and didn't allow him to hit him. These few sticks would be like Jackie Chan's meatballs!
Although it depends on chance to restore the previous appearance, it is not a problem to find some elixir to recuperate and nourish.With this kind of mood, I soared into the sky, and then I met Nezha at the gate of Taishang Laojun's house!
"Little Xianggong~~~"
The author has something to say: the first update!
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