When the author put 3000 words of scolding in the VIP chapter...

Because the BOSS is extremely powerful, and this extremely powerful BOSS only attacks one person.So this is destined to be a protracted battle.Not only the player can't do anything to the BOSS, the BOSS only locked one person because of the hatred value, and that person refused to obediently die.So... spread your hands, you know.

You said the copy of the time limit?Dear, you are so smart, the countdown in the upper right corner is 02:48:12.Enough for a half-day nap. o(╯□╰)o

Why don't you go to sleep?fall!It does not automatically play cards in 30 seconds in Dou Di Zhu II, it will wait for you for 3 minutes, and the time reading bar in the upper right corner of these 3 minutes is completely stuck, and the moment when the system automatically makes moves is ignored! =_=

So in every round of attack, the other gang members are crooked and crooked, without standing or moving, and quickly hit a few skills casually, and wipe off a little bit of blood from the boss, and only [I love shemale] keeps on Anyway, switching between the two states, I was wiped out within a few minutes. The third level still perseveres in the attitude of "a martyr in his old age, with a strong heart", resurrecting, killing, being killed, resurrecting, and killing again...

【Guild】

[I'm a big big bird]: What happened to Ai Ge?Are you crazy?So weird (⊙o⊙)...

[Bored to circle]: Who knows?I guess I fell in love.

[Chun Mian Bujue Dawn]: I'm sleepy and swollen, what should I do?So sleepy and want to sleep.

[Bored to circle]: You, sleep, one, one, look, look!

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: You know how to threaten me!Look at the Messenger of Justice, he has to slow down by 3 minutes every round!

[Bored to circle]: I have already threatened in private, but there is no response from the other side.I don’t know if it’s a myocardial infarction and I died in front of the computer [shrug]

[Chun Mian Unaware of Dawn]: ...

[I'm a big big bird]: ...Quanquan, do you want to be so ruthless?But... so domineering ah ah ah ah - so cute -

[Bored to circle]: ...

[Please call it in the next 69 formula]: Dear, this method treats the symptoms but not the root cause.Go and kill [I Love Shemale], won't it be over?

[Chun Mian Bu Jue Dawn]: 69 This is □naked public revenge~hehe~

[I'm a big big big bird]: Brother Ai, give up TAT and give us all a good time.I know you are for everyone, for our great cause and for a better tomorrow, but we must pay attention to methods and strategies, and we must believe in science. Science tells us that hitting a pebble with a stone will not succeed TAT

[Bored to circle]: I have poked him privately o(╯□╰)o

[I'm a big big bird]: ... how did he answer.

[Bored to circle]: He said that brothers are like brothers and wives are like clothes.Brothers and legs can be broken, I would rather die than commit suicide.

[I am a big big big bird]: ...

[Spring sleep without awakening]: (#‵′) Convex

[Chacha]: I really want to know what is being raped and what should I do?

[Bored to circle]: Be good, let me satisfy you.

[I'm a big big bird]: Huh?I seem to smell love (yin) love (dang).

[Bored to circle around]: The one who got raped was naked-running.

Du Li, who "died in front of the computer due to myocardial infarction," returned to the computer an hour later, only to find that the level he had swished up on a 69-brand rocket had already been erased by half.And the culprit doesn't attack the boss at all, it's fine, he gets up and kills him persistently after being knocked down by the boss, why are there so many psychopaths in this game? !

Although Du Lizhi is still a novice in Dajing Menghualu, he is already a veteran when playing other games. His consciousness and hand speed can keep up. He threw a few spells over and killed [I Love Shemale].This balance was finally broken.

Shen Hang didn't have time to revive before plugging the eagle to make the move, and the move naturally beckoned to another person.

【Guild】

[Chun Mian Bujuexiao]: Ah!I'm finally dead (^o^)/~ I'm relieved, I can go to sleep.So happy, huh huh~

[Bored to circle]: ...

[I am a big big big bird]: ...

[Chacha]: The messenger is really a good person!Good guy TAT hug~

[I'm a big big big bird]: Hey, CP is wrong!

……

[Bored to circle]: Great, everyone can go to sleep. =_=

After a few cycles, the people present were finally wiped out.The members of the Qipa gang happily said goodbye to each other and said that they would wash up and sleep for a while and wait to be kicked out by the dungeon =_=, and in less than two seconds, there were only [please call me in the next 69 style], [the messenger of justice], [I am a shemale] ] and [I love shemale] four people.

Lin Miao didn't log off because he was bored, and Du Lizhi didn't log off because he needed to vent his anger after being killed for so long.As for the two "human monsters", one supervised the murder and the other was supervised. Yang Aodong is fine after today's article is over, and he is completely in the mood of watching a movie for entertainment. Shen Hang has just been arrested, and now he is quite disturbed, Yang Aodong does not say Let him go offline, he probably hangs to death overnight and dare not go off.

So the four of them stared at each other for a few seconds. Lin Miao just wanted to type a few words to tease Du Lizhi, when the eagle said, "Ma'am, don't be afraid, I've chased away those young people. The so-called sex is worth a thousand dollars." , let's... hmm?"

Then the three of them watched helplessly as Sai Shangying carried a bearded man in his arms and floated away.

【world】

[System prompt]: "[Please call in the next 69 style] successfully captured the heart of [Caishangying], gained 34455696 experience points, 100 gold coins, a set of 50-level top-quality bride dresses, 80 acacia pills, and all NPC favorability points An increase of [-]%. Obtaining an unrepeatable great love, crowning the crowd, congratulations from all sides!"

Li Miao, who was coerced away by the stuffed eagle: ...Go to his mother's Hehuan Pill, and his mother's Yanguan Qunfang!What should I do if I really want to find out the game designer and beat him up?

The remaining three continued to stare for two seconds——

【secret language】

[I'm a shemale]: What did you promise me?

[I love ladyboys]: 嗻o(╯□╰)o slave obeys the order.

[I am a shemale]:...

Du Lizhi glanced at himself and fell back to level 58, just about to violently kill, [system prompt]: "You have been killed by [I Love Shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 16945. 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a revival Dan); 2. Return to the city to revive (free of charge)." [System prompt]: "You have been resurrected by [I Love Shemale].

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Damn, are you fucking finished?

[Messenger of Justice]: Where did I recruit you?You fucking forgot to get the rabies vaccine, right?

[System Prompt]: "You have been killed by [I Love Shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 16945. 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to resurrect (free of charge)." [System Prompt]: " You have been resurrected by [I Love Shemale], and the other party consumes a Resurrection Pill, and your status value will be fully restored."

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Lao Tzu's eighth generation ancestor! *****! ***********!

[I love ladyboys]: I'm sorry bro, who made you offend my wife?

[Messenger of Justice]: Crazy!I don't even know which onion your wife is! ! !

[System Prompt]: "You have been killed by [I Love Shemale], and the experience value has been reduced by 16945. 1. Immediate resurrection (requires a Resurrection Pill); 2. Return to the city to resurrect (free of charge)." [System Prompt]: " You have been resurrected by [Please call in the next 69 formula], the other party consumes a Resurrection Pill, and your status value returns to full."

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: You know.

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

[System Prompt]: "You have killed [I Love Shemale] and gained 5673 experience points." [System Prompt]: "You have revived [I Love Shemale] and consumed a Resurrection Pill. The opponent's status value has returned to full .”

【secret language】

[I love ladyboys]: Really.

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

[I love ladyboys]: My wife is not Cong, my wife is Yang Aodong.

[I love ladyboys]: It was my wife who asked me to wash you for nothing, because you are too dark.

To seize every opportunity to attack the rival in love, be sure to destroy the enemy in the bud! ——Shen Hang Love Handbook.

In fact, Shen Hang didn't want to say it at first, but after thinking about it, his family Dongdong instructed to wash Bai Xiaosan. It didn't work even once.

Sure enough, there was silence on the other side for about half a minute.Thinking of Du Lizhi's expression at this moment, Shen Hang himself was amused for a few seconds, and glanced at the beautiful woman with fluttering clothes and a smiling face on the screen, shivered, and continued to attack [Messenger of Justice].

After Shen Hang killed, rescued and killed for three rounds, there was finally a response in the dialog box.

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Yang Aodong?You crazy, he is not married at all.

[I love ladyboys]: I am not crazy, I am Shen Hang (^o^)/~

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

[Messenger of Justice]: Which psychopath I was talking about, it turned out to be you.

[I love ladyboys]: ...

Yang Aodong, who was leisurely watching the fun while conceiving the plot, saw the [Secret Words] channel light up in the lower left corner, clicked on it, and it was a copied chat record.The pig's feet are [I Love Shemale] and [Messenger of Justice].

Yang Aodong narrowed his eyes slightly, and suddenly felt that things became interesting.

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Did you really ask him to whitewash me?

[I am a ladyboy]: Yes.

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

[Messenger of Justice]: Are you...really married?

[I am a ladyboy]: No.

[Messenger of Justice]: Are you in a relationship?

[I am a shemale]: One-way.

[Messenger of Justice]: ...Okay, the last question - why did you let him whitewash me?

[I'm a shemale]: He has nothing to do, I'll find him something to do.

[I'm a shemale]: I don't recognize other people in the game, who do you call if you don't?

[Messenger of Justice]: ...

[Messenger of Justice]: I was wrong.You are just like him.

[I am a shemale]: each other each other.Friendly reminder: It’s not good to keep the pants fastened so that the big furry tail will not be exposed to scare people.

[I am a shemale]: Watch the road carefully, I will trip you up (^o^)/~

Du Lizhi stared at the two lines of words that jumped out on the screen, feeling a little puzzled.It sounded like they had some deep hatred before, but it was obvious that they only met once.Du Lizhi boasted that he had a good eye for seeing people, even though he only met him once, he already saw that Yang Aodong was the kind of cold personality who didn't offend me and didn't offend others, and didn't bother to care about anything big.

He didn't quite believe that he could be mistaken.

If he hadn't been convinced that he hadn't crashed a car, fallen down or been hit on the head by a UFO and lost his memory, Du Lizhi would almost have thought that he had done something unforgivable to him and had forgotten all about it.

then--

Du Lizhi, who was struggling, tapped the keyboard a few times, and pressed the Enter key.

【secret language】

[Messenger of Justice]: Thank you O(∩_∩)O~

When Du Lizhi realized what he had posted:...

The author has something to say: The online game chapter is finally coming to an end orz I’m sorry I forgot to mark it yesterday, the system won’t let me change it when I want to change orz those who don’t like the online game chapter can skip it orz thank you for not abandoning me You guys, it is you who gave the scumbag authors the motivation to code words.

The goal of the scum snail is to never cheat an article.make a fist!