After Human Extinction, I'm Endangered

On the day when the human beings appeared on the global live broadcast of the empire, the Ottomans all over the world exploded collectively.

They were jubilant, gongs, drums, red flags, firecrackers, and firecrackers—they wished they could blow up the official website of the Empire.

It's a pity that facing the crowd with their mouths open and waiting to be fed, the official website doesn't seem to see their anxiety at all, and it's annoying to be as quiet as a chicken.

Ottoman people: I hate you for being like a log... oh...

The official website doesn't give out sweets, so they had to do it themselves, staying up all night to set up a support association and forum for "the last human in the world".

There was a heated discussion about which area humans will go to, and there was a prize quiz.

[I press the second district!The old man in the second district is fierce. Back then, beating the crown prince with one hand was like beating his grandson!This can't be grabbed by others, but it can't be said...]

[Bah, I suppress our eleventh district.Hmph, as long as humans come, we promise to build a golden palace for humans! 】

[Tsk tsk, your eleventh district is a group of businessmen who smell of copper. When humans come to your place, why not have a museum in the morning and a zoo in the afternoon?No one will vote for you. 】

[Hey, it’s okay if we want anything from District [-]... It’s over, the ball is dead...]

When someone on the forum is bound to win, and someone is sad, the official like a husband who has lost a drop finally issued a short announcement in the middle of the night——

"Humans have been handed over to the [-]th Surveillance District for investigation and isolation."

People who eat melons: "..."

Wait, who are you talking about?

Monitor the thirteenth district? !

Damn, isn't that the invincible official who doesn't post a single fart except criminals!

【...I want to go to the official website of the thirteenth district and send a knock on you, but I dare not, smile.jpg】

【...I am the same. 】

【...I am the same. 】

【... Same as above, so I can only scold the council, you bastard, you don't even dare to insult that Heine!Knock you, hear you, knock Li. 】

In the midst of cursing 'Council Cowards', an ID complained: [You seem very brave, you dare not say the full name of the head of the thirteenth district...]

The previous ID put his hips on his hips and yelled confidently: [I dare not! 】

Tucao ID: 【………】

Knowing that human beings were taken away by the inspection of the [-]th district, there was a lot of mourning on the Internet.

If they are taken away by the district and they don’t show them human beings, they would dare to form a team and go to the door of the head of the district with a urine bottle and put an 'S' for a while, and a 'B' for a while, but if they are taken by that Gallius Heine gone……

Throw the urine bottle?

Ji'er will be blown to ashes by a cannonball!

Netizens who were angry, annoyed and bored went to monitor the official website of District [-], but... Netizens wanted to beep, but they didn't dare...

As a result, the Supervision District [-] gained [-] million fans overnight, but the message area was harmonious, and the administrator of the official website could always see some helpless and funny messages.

【well……】

【we would like……】

【Look at humans...】

【Please Dad!I kneel down for you!Plop——]

Finally, their sincerity moved the heavens (actually to stabilize the image of the [-]th District and the emotions of the people.), and the official website for monitoring the [-]th District actually posted a photo of a human being in addition to the one-inch photo of the criminal!

In the photo, a pitiful little human who looks like a refugee child (in the eyes of the Ottomans) is sitting on a pink princess bed in a pure white loose two-piece suit.

It is holding a black bunny doll in one hand, its soft black hair is curled against its pale face, and its big black eyes look at the camera with a hint of doubt, as if it is observing people outside the camera.

【…awsl】

[Suck, suck, suck—I fucking suck——! 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

【Help me up... I, I can still suck... hiss...】

[I don't suck it bald today, I count it as thick hair! 】

[Don't snatch it - billions of people, billions of people -! 】

……

...the Ottoman with 'human worship' went crazy over a photo, the owner of which, Joey, was being examined by a doctor.

Fearing that human beings would resist doctors, Galius arranged for human beings to be gentle-looking female doctors with maternal smiles.

When Joey obediently raised his arms to cooperate, several female doctors would gently touch his head, and secretly screamed in their hearts, so good, so good.

[Tsk tsk, host, you are hot! 】

The system that was secretly surfing the Internet suddenly screamed excitedly, and showed Joey the messages on the Internet.

Joey rolled his eyes when he heard the words: "Show me that I don't know how to read. I said you don't have any language implants or anything? It's the kind of alien language that can be understood with a single swip like in the novel."

The system blinked: [No. 】

"Then what about the exchange mall? After completing the mission, you can exchange mission points, exchange various power weapon cheats and so on—"

【No. 】

"... No way... None of this? Then what do you have?"

The system snapped its fingers: [We have a mild treatment function, a chatting function to relieve boredom, and a smart navigation function. 】

"It's fine, it's fine... the rest are useless... what kind of wound can be healed by a slight treatment?"

[Mosquito bites. 】

"..."

...Are you kidding me?

The corner of Joey's mouth twitched, unable to complain.

And at this moment, the elder sister of the doctor happened to adjust the vaccine and wanted to give him an injection. The hidden door of Fenfen's room suddenly opened, and Gallius, who was as cold as his hair that could emit light, appeared behind the door with someone.

The long and narrow golden eyes first glanced at the well-behaved human sitting on the bed, and then strode to the nervous doctor to check the vaccines that were about to be injected into Joey's body.

"Your Excellency Heine."

"Your Excellency Heine..."

The room was dead silent for a moment, and the doctors and sisters who were smiling like flowers just now did not dare to look directly at the man, and lowered their heads to say hello with tense nerves.

"Ah."

The indifferent man nodded, lowered his eyes and ran across the row of syringes with his fingers wrapped in white gloves. After a few seconds, he looked away and said, "Continue to inject."

Call ~

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief unconsciously.

The doctor quickly vaccinated Joey. He didn't dare to take the opportunity to touch the soft human hair. He bowed his head and left quickly.

After they left, Joey, who became nervous, carefully watched the two assistants standing on the left and right sides of the wall by the door.And his shit-shoveling officer father sat on the edge of the bed, looking down at him from a perspective that was two heads higher than him.

Facing this overly aura-shoveling officer father, Joey didn't dare to breathe.

The dog system was so cowardly that it stopped humming in his head.

What does this mean?

What is he looking at me for?

Could it be that I am upset and want to beat the pet to vent! ?

After a few minutes.

Joey's back was almost drenched in sweat, and his dark eyes peeked up and down to see that face.

Although the other party has long hair with golden waves, it makes people feel that he is so cold for no reason, as cold as raising his head to welcome snowflakes, and finally the snowflakes fall into his eyes, which are icy, beautiful, and stinging...

After a long time, the other party finally spoke.

The pure white gloves were taken off, and the cold white palm was stretched out to the side of the face. Joey heard a nice but emotionless voice saying:

"Post stickers."

"…………"

Joey reacted and opened his eyes incredulously.

What the hell!

Chinese? !

He jerked his head up to look at the other person's face, but the other person only repeated the word 'sticky', and the slender palm that could cover his face lightly touched Joey's cheek.

It's cool and comfortable...

Joey's face and neck turned red immediately, and he understood what he meant.

The two dog paws tremblingly held the hand that seemed profane to the touch, and rubbed it against his face, while carefully observing the man's expression.

Sure enough, after he finished rubbing, the other party nodded and retracted his hand, and put on the gloves again.

...It seems that the shit-shoveling officer's father doesn't understand Chinese at all, but because of his actions yesterday, he mistakenly thought that "tie stick" meant friendliness.

Ugh.

I just said, how could the other party speak Chinese.

Joey let out a sigh of relief, both frustrated and grateful.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that the shoulders of a small human were tense and relaxed. Galius clicked on the silver ring-shaped communicator on his wrist, and placed the IQ test video specially made by the scientific research team for human beings in front of the human beings.

"Look."

After he finished speaking, the human looked at him blankly.

The jet-black soft hair was still a little messy because of the doctor's touch before, and it was surprisingly cute.

His Excellency Galius Heine, who never pretended to speak to any existence, softened his voice a few degrees, and repeated: "Look."

Joey understood his words in a daze, went to watch the video, and at the same time called the system to ask it what it was.

System: [It's a small thing like an IQ test. There are no texts but pictures. Press your finger on the video and follow the prompts to click on the picture. 】

"Oh~"

Joey got it.

He is next to his father, the future shit shoveler, and follows the video.

Unexpectedly, just after he finished a set, something hard was pasted on his lips. Joey looked up suspiciously, and found that it was a white sugar ball, exuding a milky fragrance.

Gallius: "Eat."

Joey: "..."

... To be honest, this is how dogs are trained.

He ate the 'food reward' with black lines all over his head. He didn't forget the fact that he could hit him a hundred times with one hand. He tried to be as good as he could in order to survive.

And not only to be good, but also to pretend to be pitiful.

Try to get out of this closed room as soon as possible, he should have long hair if he is locked up like this!

So Joey didn't forget to shovel shit for the hot chicken after he finished eating, and squeezed out a sweet smile.

"Hee hee, thank you Ba Ba (the owner of the spicy chicken!)."

Gallius looked at the little thing's smiling face, and the corners of his frozen lips showed signs of loosening again.

The curly black dog hair was also gently caressed.

"continue."