Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han was about to speak when he was interrupted, almost biting his tongue.

"???"

What's the meaning?Who are you scolding? ?

I...I don't have any real feelings for online dating! ?

I've been craving marriage games for a long time, and I just want to find a romantic relationship to play with! !

Besides, how many people who play online games have never found love! ?

He has a lot of things he wants to refute, and he also wants to explain that he just wants to find out for fun, and has never thought about going online for real.

I want to say that people who love online dating with true feelings may not be stupid. Isn't there so many examples of meeting online, falling in love in three dimensions, and finally getting married?Are those who get happiness through online dating are fools! ?

I want to say even more——

Why?I didn't think about real online dating, why do you misunderstand me?Why should you talk nonsense?Why are you beating me around and scolding me? ?

We've known each other for so long, why don't you understand me? ?

How can you not understand me on such an important matter! ? ! ?

However, there were too many words that came to my lips, anger, anxiety, grievance and disappointment all poured out of my brain, the impact made my brain feel hot and dizzy, and I even wanted to cry, but in the end I couldn't say a word I wanted to say.

His face flushed from holding back, and he cursed angrily: "You are stupid and stupid!!"

Ji Lingzhou sneered.

Under what circumstances would you use "you" to refute?

Under what circumstances will you blush?

Did you become angry because you took the right seat?Is online dating just that good! ?

"I'm sorry, I don't have the chance to be stupid at all," Ji Lingzhou's eyes were full of mischief, and he said every word, "I will never be able to date online."

The reason online dating is impossible is you.

Because I like you, I can't like anyone anymore.

But since you don't want to see the reality and want to experience online dating so much, then I will keep these boring feelings in my heart forever, so I won't bother you.

It was because I moved my thoughts that I shouldn't have, because I wanted too much, and because I was sick.

·

For a while, the atmosphere at the dining table was tense, and Jiang Yiming wisely stopped talking, and ate in silence with his head down, trying to reduce his sense of existence as much as possible.

He was used to quarreling, anyway, they could reconcile at the earliest the next day.

But Song Yuan vaguely felt that this quarrel seemed to be different from the previous ones.

The eyes are wrong, and the expression is wrong.

They definitely don't only have the emotion of "anger", and what they want to vent most is definitely not anger - Sheng Han is grievance and disappointment, while Ji Lingzhou is full of jealousy and jealousy.

Because those emotions are too strong, neither of them can reason calmly and can only communicate through quarreling.

He could feel that they were all sad.

They both had many thorns, but they couldn't bear to hurt each other with real malice, let alone violence, so they all stabbed themselves deeply in the end.

They hide their wounds, preferring to suffer in silence rather than speak out.

——Because they are not yet a relationship that can share pain, let alone hugging, kissing... This simple, primitive, but most useful language to vent their feelings.

Song Yuan sighed silently.

·

Sheng Han stared at Ji Lingzhou with red eyes, and the tip of his nose felt sour.

Yes, in fact, he has never been able to argue with Ji Lingzhou.

Because Ji Lingzhou doesn't get angry, he can always say a lot of well-organized things when he quarrels.But he will only get angry, lose the ability to organize language, and can only swear when he wants to speak.

But when he faced Ji Lingzhou, the more angry he was, the less he wanted to swear.

Because it's too ugly.

Ji Lingzhou's lips were tightly pressed together, suppressing his impulsive emotions, and slowly looking directly at Sheng Han's red eyes—his own shadow was reflected in the wet tears.

His heart trembled slightly, and the darkness in his eyes gradually dissipated.

What crazy things did I say just now...

"I'm sorry," Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes, his voice was a little hoarse, "It's not that the online dating is stupid, but what I said is wrong. I have no objection to the online dating."

If you want online dating, don't worry about what I say.

Sheng Han's voice trembled: "I, I..." I didn't fucking think about online dating at all.

But he is useless.

He couldn't speak complete words.

——Although they haven't taken that leaping step, they can't fully understand each other, but they both struggled to retract their thorns, and greet each other's softness with the softest thing.

In this conflict, all the words they uttered actually amounted to only three sentences.

Immediately afterwards, they all backed away at the same time, returning to the original balance.

Song Yuan saw that the attitudes of the two had finally eased, he was relieved, kicked Jiang Yiming under the table, motioned him to put the lunch box away with his eyes, and then dragged him to the living room for dinner.

·

Only Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou were sitting side by side at the dining table.

Sheng Han's eyes were still red, and he ate his head slowly - he buried his head extremely low, the tip of his nose was not even a punch away from the lunch box, as if he was going to stuff his hairy head directly into the meal.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

It's a weird picture, but also kind of cute.

After a while, he couldn't stand it anymore, stretched out his slender fingers, put two fingers against Sheng Han's forehead, and gently raised his head.

Sheng Han shouted in protest: "What are you doing!?"

Ji Lingzhou rubbed his fingers lightly, feeling the residual temperature: "I'm afraid you will eat it in your nose."

Sheng Leng snorted: "Just go in, you don't care."

"Well," Ji Lingzhou didn't refute, "I'm afraid you will choke to death, and I have to work hard to help you collect the body, and I happen to be lazy."

"..." Sheng Han was so angry that he decided to ignore Ji Lingzhou again, but he didn't bury his head so low.

Eyes are not as red as before.

He waited until he was almost full, before he spoke abruptly, with a muffled voice: "Did you just want to call me stupid and stupid? But I don't have online dating, and I don't have any real feelings."

Ji Lingzhou: "...I know, I didn't scold you either."

Sheng Han: "That's not true! You just want to beat around the bush and scold me! Otherwise, you wouldn't have said that! You must also think that I'm a big idiot who is devastated by the loss of love!"

"I didn't think that way, it's my fault," Ji Lingzhou sighed, "Forget it, I was too impulsive just now, it's all my fault."

I was dazzled by the sourness, and I can't do this again in the future.

Sheng Han stared at him for a long while, then hesitated to speak for a long while, and still couldn't believe it when he spoke again: "It turns out that you are also impulsive!"

In his eyes, Ji Lingzhou is a very miraculous person who can handle everything with ease, even when quarreling, he can calmly sneer.

He never made a hideous expression, as if nothing could really affect him.

Ji Lingzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "...I am a human being, not a god, and even human beings will be impulsive."

"Oh." Sheng Han nodded, reluctantly agreeing to this explanation, "Then what you said just now, that you will never be able to date online, was it impulsive?"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes slightly: "What do you think?"

Sheng Han thought for a while: "It must be impulsive." After all, what he said was too absolute, there are no absolute things in the world.

"No," Ji Lingzhou said, "That sentence is sincere."

Sheng Han: "Why?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I don't like online dating."

Sheng Han persisted: "Why don't you like it?"

"..." Ji Lingzhou paused, and then asked, "You care so much about this issue? Do you like it?"

Sheng Han: "I don't like it, I... eh? What are you doing! I'm asking you!!"

Ji Lingzhou smiled softly, and his tone softened a lot: "There is really no reason. If you have to ask, it's probably because you won't meet someone you like."

"I don't believe it," Sheng Han said, "What if we meet?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I won't meet you."

Sheng Han: "I said what if, it's a hypothetical, what if you meet someone you like? Do you know how to date online?"

Ji Lingzhou: "There is no eventuality, no assumption."

Sheng Han said that he couldn't talk, and was dizzy from anger: "You are a fucking straight man!"

Ji Lingzhou: "I don't—" I can't bend anymore. "... Then I might be."

Sheng Han: "...haha!"

He was too lazy to continue to argue, and just rolled his eyes to show his attitude.

Ji Lingzhou pinched his eyebrows helplessly.

Forget it, when the most important reason cannot be mentioned, this kind of thing cannot be explained at all.

·

Sheng Han bowed his head and ate a few big mouthfuls of food, still brooding over Ji Lingzhou's ridicule, and said angrily: "Then if you fall in love online, you will be the most stupid pig in the world, called Ji Lingzhou."

Ji Lingzhou: "...I've said it all. Those words were impulsive and angry. I can't even date online."

"I don't care," Sheng Han kicked him under the table, "It's impossible for you to be angry for no reason, you must have thought about it, you are just mocking me for being a big idiot who is heartbroken when the relationship is gone! We've known each other for two days, why do you all think I'm in love with her!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

So what should be said?Say that what you want to mock is not the past tense, but the future tense?Said it was just to curb the other party's idea of ​​online dating?

But why do you want to curb the other party's thoughts?Is it too much and too wide?How to explain it then? ?

Ji Lingzhou fell silent, planning to think of a safe explanation before speaking.

But Sheng Han thought that he was being tricked, so he couldn't think of how to refute, and immediately became angry like a puffer fish, and pinched his calf with his toes.

Ji Lingzhou took a deep breath and grabbed the troubled foot.

... This child, how did his body grow, and why are his feet so easy to pinch.

Probably because the child is good everywhere, he likes it more and more, and always wants more, more.However, the more you like it, the more you will feel that everything is good.

This is an unsolvable cycle at all, he is trapped in this circle, and he will never be able to jump out of it.

"!!!" Sheng Han withdrew his feet abruptly, and shouted with red ears, "You, don't touch me!!"

He felt that he had mutated. He used to feel that it didn't matter if he hugged each other's shoulders.

But ever since Ji Lingzhou pinched his face that day... No, maybe earlier, ever since he was accidentally slapped on his butt that day, he can always feel the erotic feeling from Ji Lingzhou's ordinary touch, which makes his whole body hot and hot.

Ji Lingzhou withdrew his hand, rubbed his fingers lightly again, and calmly shook the pot: "I don't want to touch you, you screwed me up first."

"Oh," Sheng Han was a little shy, "I'm sorry!"

Ji Lingzhou accepted the apology with peace of mind: "Well, I barely forgive you."

·

When taking a bath before going to bed, Sheng Han was still sulking because of that sentence - he felt that Ji Lingzhou was insinuating at that time, trying to scold him in a strange way, but in the end he refused to admit it!

Would an apology do the trick!Obviously that's what I thought in my heart!Didn't you think you could say it impulsively!

He was so angry that he wanted to overthrow Ji Lingzhouli's flag, turn him into Ji Lingzhu, and then laugh at him fiercely, making him cry bitterly at the beginning, and completely dare not think of that sentence again.

...Then how can I get him to date online?

Introduce a female player who likes love and marriage to him online dating?Hmm... Yan Miaomiao seems to be good, she has a good impression of male players with good skills, and she probably won't refuse.

"..."

"..."

no! ! !

Ji Lingzhou is so black-bellied, has so many bad intentions, and always likes yin and yang. He looks like a scumbag at first glance, and he will change his mind after a while. What if he cheated on his feelings and ran away! ?

You can't push the smoke into the fire pit! !

·

Sheng Han didn't come up with an idea until after taking a shower, and passed by the living room in distress.

Two roommates are chatting.

Jiang Yiming: "I played the trumpet of the Gate of Rebirth, it was really cool, and I can finally experience the feeling of controlling the opponent into a fool."

Song Yuan said, "You can also experience the joy of a Gua Sha master."

"..." Jiang Yiming complained, "You wait until I raise the number and kill you."

Sheng Han heard it in his left ear and heard it in his right ear. The Gate of Rebirth is very fun. All skills are control-type, but the damage is too low, only suitable for...

and many more.

Sheng Han's footsteps suddenly stopped.

Small... trumpet! ?

A flash of inspiration flashed through his mind, mixed with chaotic thoughts, and finally converged into a smirk on his lips.

Humph.

There is a way.

Isn't it just cheating on online dating with hot dicks, dad can go to battle in person!

Definitely a trivial matter!

——Hehe, just wait to become Ji Lingzhu!

The author has something to say:

Sheng Han on the surface: Yay!Yay!Spicy dick you're done!

The actual Sheng Han: I am about to start a show of how to pack myself into the palm of my husband and lock myself and never escape.

——I don’t even know who is finished :)