Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Under the suspicious eyes of the two roommates, Sheng Han returned to the bedroom in three steps at a time, locked the door carefully, sat down in front of the computer and registered a new account.

He had never been so excited to come up with a bad idea!

Going to do something bad!I'm going to do something bad to the spicy dick!I'm going to fall in love with a spicy dick in an online game!

I still don't know what spicy dick looks like in front of my girlfriend!

His brain was congested and hot, and all the cells in his body were clamoring "Hurry up, hurry up", so that he didn't even think about any consequences.

For example, the other party may get angry and break off relations with him.

For example, the other party can't get out of the relationship, forcing him to pay for a girlfriend.

For example, the other party became angry from embarrassment and directly regarded him as his girlfriend...

In his subconscious mind, he may have long been "arrogant" and felt that Ji Lingzhou would not sever ties with him, and that more serious consequences would never happen.

Even if Ji Lingzhou treats him as his girlfriend and vents about playing around...he is not unacceptable.

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However, the step of creating a character made him difficult.

In order to achieve thousands of people and faces in the game "Dengxian", there are many options when creating characters.

In addition to the conventional sect's body shape, hair color, and face pinch, you can also choose a race - the most popular of which is the demon spirit cultivated by vegetation and beasts.

These characters are usually in the form of humans, but they retain some of the original features, such as dragon horns, fox tails, cat ears, tiger stripes...

Not only that, but you can also change back to your original prototype at any time.

Sheng Han likes the atmosphere of the rivers and lakes, so he firmly chose humans from the very beginning.

But he actually regretted it later.

Because this game mainly promotes those various races, as a human being, he missed a lot of interesting gameplay.

During a gang event, all the members turned into prototypes and ran around the square, and he was the only one standing awkwardly in the middle, like a zoo director.

Humble, helpless, and lonely.

Some popular races have very distinctive character characteristics and are deeply loved by female players.

For example, the dragon girl is the royal sister type, the fox girl is the seductive type, the rabbit girl is the cute type, and the cat girl is... He can't tell what kind, but it feels a bit lewd when he thinks about it.

Therefore, before creating a character, he must know Ji Lingzhou's preferences.

Otherwise, if Ji Lingzhou likes a dragon girl like Gao Leng Yujie, but he chooses a seductive fox girl, it will be useless to seduce her all day long.

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Sheng Han struggled for a long time, but couldn't figure out what to do, anyway, it was absolutely impossible to ask him directly.

So he boarded his tuba, intending to seek help from his friends in the guild.

As soon as he was online, he was invited by Li Persimmon to join the team, and the team still had the three familiar names—as long as they were online, even if you were playing each other, they would usually form a team so that they could chat at any time.

[Team] Not cold: What kind of relationship do you like?

[Team] Floating Dream:?

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Ah!Is the boss finally going to introduce us to Qingyuan? !Long live the lord, long live, long live! !

[Team] Floating Dream You: Calm down...

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: I like cute cute girls, short and fleshy, clumsy and often need my help, and they will cry and act like a baby to me.Just like Qing Baoer.Thank you, Lord, you are my reborn parents.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hahahahaha lolicon! !If I hadn't known your age, I would have thought you were a stinky uncle!Hahahahahaha! !

Among the four of them, only Fumengzhiyou has just graduated from university, and the other three are college students.

Sheng Han is the youngest in his freshman semester.

[Team] Not cold: @苏振子, @浮梦之悠, what do you two like?

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon:! ! !Do you really want to introduce us? ?

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: I like the one who loves to laugh. When I tell bad jokes, she will laugh instead of being cold, otherwise it will be too embarrassing!There are no other requirements.

[Team] Floating Dream: Normal people would be silent.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon:?

[Team] Not cold: I don’t want to introduce, I just want to investigate.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Oh, I'm so excited, you didn't make it clear earlier!Boom~ I'm going to make a fuss~ Beat your chest with a small fist~~

[Team] Floating Dream: You have hot eyes...

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: @镜里有朱比, brother, do you like people like this? QQ

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Get lost! !I like really like this! !Like Qing Baoer! !It's not your kind of pretense, okay? !

[Team] Floating Dream: I want to intervene silently... Qing Baoer must be faking it, it's better not to use her as an example...

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: Huh?Yeah?Why didn't I see it! ?

[Team] Floating Dream: It’s fine if you don’t see it...

[Team] Shuaibi in the mirror: What do you mean when you always post ellipses?I just like cute girls, what's wrong?Is that all you have to say about me?Brother Chuan likes this too! ?I am not an exception! !

[Team] Not cold:? ? ? ? ? ?

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Damn it!Leng Leng sent six question marks in a row for the first time! !

[Team] Not cold: Which boat brother?

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Just take a boat to God, your roommate.

"!!!"

Sheng Han stared at the screen excitedly, his hands trembling a little.

He originally wanted to investigate what his friends in the game generally like, to see if there is any obvious commonality, and he planned to pretend to have common favorite characteristics and try it casually.

I didn't expect to get the explosive information directly, it really took no effort to get it.

[Team] Not cold: How do you know what he likes?Did he tell you that himself?

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Yes, I asked specifically that day, he also likes cute girls, Fumeng also knows about it... Don't tell me you, as his roommate, don't even know about this kind of thing? ?

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, I can understand why he didn't tell you, he was too embarrassed to tell you.

After all——Brother Chuan, who looks appalling, already has an unavoidable inferiority complex in front of the winner of his life, the male god leader!

You feel ashamed when you see it, and you are ashamed to admit that you know it!

With such a low self-esteem, how could it be possible to say such a thing, what a shame!

Shuaibi in the mirror is very proud, and feels that his analysis is well-founded.

However, the smile on the corner of Sheng Han's lips became weaker and weaker until it disappeared, and then he turned his head in a daze, looked at the Corgi pillow next to the pillow, feeling a little panicked in his heart for no reason.

[Team] Not cold: How did he tell you?

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Wait a minute, I don’t remember clearly, go check the records.

Sheng Han didn't reply, his eyes were fixed on the screen, waiting quietly.

His mind was a little empty.

He didn't know what he was "expecting".

I don't know if this kind of anxious feeling counts as anticipation.

He should be looking forward to it, because he will soon know how much Ji Lingzhou likes cute girls, and how he can cheat Ji Lingzhou on online dating.

The plan was implemented, and Ji Lingzhou was one step closer to Ji Lingzhu. He should be happy.

But he...wasn't happy at all.

[Team] There is Shuaibi in the mirror: He said that he really likes the clumsy, cute, coquettish, crying in front of him, and softly and sweetly called husband.

There is a handsome man in the mirror who compares his heart and said that although Brother Chuan only answered the four words "I like it very much", he should be considered completely sure of the previous list of questions.

So - it must be right to mix the question and the answer together, and then turn it into a declarative sentence!

[Team] Not cold: Thank you, I see.

Sheng Han moved his hands away from the keyboard, rested his chin lightly, and read the line of words carefully, carefully, over and over again, but his eyes seemed to be scalded by the words.

He can only close his eyes.

The clumsy ones, the cute ones, the ones who can act like a baby, the ones who cry in front of you, the soft and sweet ones called husbands.

...I can't get one of them.

For no reason, he secretly compared himself.

……

???

Why should I compare myself to me?I don't care what kind of person I am?Wouldn't it be great if I knew what type of spicy dick I like?

No matter what genre he likes, I can perform it, just chat online, it's not difficult.

It has nothing to do with me, I just want to trick him into online dating.

I lied to him, I was going to lie to him, not really dating him online.

After finishing what he thought was a solid psychological construction, Sheng Han took a deep breath and opened his eyes, and his expression had already changed back to the one that seemed to have no fluctuations.

...but threw the corgi pillow on the floor anyway.

Also stepped on a foot.

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: Hurry up, @浮梦之悠, you are the only one left to talk!

[Team] Floating Dream: Ah...do you really want to say it?This kind of thing is very private... I always feel a bit strange to say it...

[Team] Floating Dream: But you have already said it, so I have to say it... In this way, I will organize the language first, but I don't know if it can be organized, so please don't get hopeful...

[Team] Tanuki Persimmon: What a fool!You are completely showing that you want to refuse and welcome!The ellipsis you despise everywhere all day is arrogant! !

[Team] Floating Dream: I'm a straight man, I'm not subject to...

[Team] Tanuki: Stop, that's just an adjective, it doesn't mean you're a subject, I hope you know.

Sheng Han stepped on the pillow, the touch under his feet was soft, but he became more and more dazed, and he had no interest in the lively jokes in the team chat.

The words were neatly arranged in front of his eyes, but he felt like he didn't know a single word.

What are they talking about?

I don't know, I can't see it at all.

Oh... maybe I'm tired of playing.

Let's go to sleep, it will definitely be better after a night of sleep.

[Team] Not cold: I have something to do, let's go first.

As soon as he finished posting this sentence, his profile picture and name turned black, as if there was no trace of nostalgia.

[Team] You of Floating Dream: ………

He was about to reveal his secret thoughts, and told the lord who just wanted to investigate without hesitation, but the lord ran away...

The boss ran away...

The boss doesn't want to hear my big secret at all...

Floating Dream Yu was injured.