Online dating is to wear a small skirt

The next day was Sunday, Sheng Han turned off the alarm clock early, and finally managed to sleep until he woke up naturally.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Corgi standing upside down with his pillow facing him, staring wide-eyed.

"..."

Seeing this pillow, the figure of Ji Lingzhou inevitably appeared in his mind.

And what Shuaibi said yesterday in the mirror.

--but!So what! !

What kind of girl Ji Lingzhou likes has nothing to do with my father!I can perform whatever he likes, that's enough! !

I am a liar!I'm just a heartless liar! !

Sheng Han had successfully brainwashed himself, and the inexplicable depression of last night had long been buried deep in his heart, and it seemed that it would never appear again to disturb him.

He stretched himself, the carp jumped up, and went out to wash refreshed.

·

Sheng Han came to the door of the bathroom, just in time to meet Ji Lingzhou coming out of washing, his hands were still wet with water.

Seeing him, Ji Lingzhou was stunned for a rare moment.

Sheng Han didn't want to look at Ji Lingzhou, so he turned his eyes 270 degrees...the reason he didn't turn 360 degrees was because his eyes hurt, and he only showed him the big white eyes, and said angrily: "Huh!"

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Sheng Han: "Hehe."

It's so disappointing to like cute girls and tell Shuaibi but not me.I regard you as the dearest son, but you do not regard me as the most respected father.

Hmph, unfilial son!

He wasn't angry last night, just bored.

After waking up, the sullenness disappeared, and after seeing Ji Lingzhou himself, anger followed - angry may be late, but never absent.

"..." Ji Lingzhou pondered for a long time, but he couldn't figure out how to offend the other party, so he had nothing to say, "You got up very early today."

Sheng Han exploded: "I woke up naturally from sleep! Are you mocking me with irony!?"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows: "It's only six o'clock now."

Sheng Han: "...!?" It's so early, I thought it was past ten o'clock.

"I don't care," Sheng Han shamelessly pushed him aside, "My biological clock is six o'clock, can't it? You're blocking me, go away!"

Ji Lingzhou didn't leave, but leaned lazily on the door frame with his arms folded: "What do you want for breakfast? I'll help you order it, or you can go out and buy it."

"No, Dad doesn't need you," Sheng Han said with great backbone, "Dad will go downstairs to eat by himself."

Sheng Han was still engrossed in the script of "Father and Unfilial Son", he couldn't control the strength of the hand holding the toothpaste tube, and accidentally squeezed out a big ball of toothpaste on the toothbrush, the amount was more than enough for four people .

...Look at the swirling pointed shape, it's kind of like shit.

Sheng Han: "..."

He stared at Ji Lingzhou with a smile that was not a smile, his expression was normal, he pretended to squeeze so much all the time, and calmly screwed back the toothpaste cap.

As soon as he put the toothpaste tube back in place, there was too much toothpaste and it was too heavy, and it all fell into the sink.

...and got on the wall.

The water doesn't reach that high, so you have to wipe it off with your hands.

Sheng Han: "..."

Sheng Han's face was colorful and colorful, holding a toothbrush that didn't have any toothpaste left, he was so embarrassed that he didn't move for a long time, and the pinnae of his ears became more and more red with the loss of face.

Ji Lingzhou chuckled, walked forward slowly, took out the tube of toothpaste and squeezed it for Sheng Han, then turned on the faucet, caught the water flow with his beautiful palm, and rinsed the wall of the sink clean.

After finishing everything, without saying anything, he turned and left the bathroom, hiding his achievements and fame.

Sheng Han: "..."

·

Sheng Han blushed and finished washing, went back to his room and changed his clothes before coming out, and saw Ji Lingzhou get up from the dining table: "Let's go, let's eat."

Sheng Han: "...you want to go downstairs to eat too?"

"Well," Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes slightly, and said with a teasing tone, "I'm not allowed to go?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Seeing that Ji Lingzhou helped him squeeze toothpaste and clean the sink just now, he decided to let Ji Lingzhou be his follower.

At 06:30 in the morning, the sky is bright.

It’s not long since the start of school, and few people on the university campus get up so early on weekends, even if they wake up, they lie on the bed and play with their mobile phones.

Therefore, the road was deserted, and there were not even half of the students.

The doors of the cafeteria were closed, and only a few breakfast shops in the student commercial street were open.

Standing in front of the cashier, Sheng Han bit his lip and struggled for a long time before finally deciding to eat Xiaolongbao and preserved egg porridge.

Ji Lingzhou ordered a bowl of wontons.

The breakfast shop is small in size and there are very few customers.

Except for the two of them sitting face to face, there was only a couple sitting side by side in the corner two tables away.

Sheng Han lowered his head and drank two mouthfuls of porridge, and when he looked up, he saw the fragrant wontons, swallowed, and took the initiative to put a small steamed bun on Ji Lingzhou's plate, blinking his big shiny eyes, and stared at him eagerly .

Ji Lingzhou said unceremoniously, "Thank you." He put the steamed bun into his mouth in one gulp.

...then there is no more text.

Sheng Han: "?"

Shouldn't you give me a wonton as a courtesy! ?

Sheng Han was so angry, and thinking of Ji Lingzhou not telling him that he likes cute girls, he became even angrier, and he didn't want wonton anymore: "You spit it out and give it back to me!"

Ji Lingzhou pointed to his mouth: "If you don't think it's dirty, you can pick it up yourself."

Sheng Han: "..."

In the corner, the girls also ordered wontons.

The girl put the wonton into her mouth, and suddenly opened her mouth and said "ah", the boy put his arms around his shoulders and brought his mouth closer, kissed the girl naturally, and finally ate the wonton into his mouth.

"It's so sweet." The boy looked at the girl dotingly and said.

The interaction between the lovers was clearly seen by the two of them.

Ji Lingzhou withdrew his gaze, and said with a low laugh: "If you want, that method can also be used."

Sheng Han: "..."

abnormal!shameless!

Sheng Han's ears were getting hotter and hotter, and he was ashamed and angry. When he was about to put the preserved egg and lean meat porridge on Ji Lingzhou's face, Ji Lingzhou smiled and scooped up a wonton with a spoon and brought it to his mouth: "Eat it, return it to you." of."

The tone was gentle, and seemed a little flattering.

"..." Sheng Han looked at the thin-skinned wontons with big stuffing, the glutton swept away his anger, lowered his eyes to stare at the spoon for a while, and ate the wontons.

Ji Lingzhou: "Is it delicious?"

Sheng Han: "...delicious."

Ji Lingzhou touched his chin lightly: "Is it sweet?"

Sheng Han: "!?"

"Well, it doesn't seem sweet," Ji Lingzhou smiled and said to himself, "I will try to make it sweeter in the future."

Sheng Han: "..."

This spicy chicken is still the original spicy chicken.

He would say nasty things when he was in a good mood, and he would laugh even more happily when he was so angry that he wanted to scold others, and he didn't get along with me...so forgive him for not telling me the secret.

Sheng Han decided not to get angry with him anymore.

Ji Lingzhou looked at Sheng Han from the corner of his eye, and saw that his face had softened a lot, his brows that had been frowning before were relaxed, and the corners of his lips were slightly hooked.

Although I don't know what happened to the child this morning...but as long as he can be coaxed well, it will be fine.

·

Sheng Han drank the porridge for a while, then grabbed Ji Lingzhou's two wontons to eat, and suddenly thought of cheating Ji Lingzhou and his online dating, and felt that there were still some issues to be confirmed.

"Chicken," Sheng Han said with deliberation, "Do you have any favorite animals?"

The type of personality you like, coupled with your favorite animals, plus a chat style similar to Qing Baoer, will definitely be able to successfully cheat the heart of spicy dick!

... Ah bah, Fangxin seems to describe a girl.

Ji Lingzhou: "Snake."

Sheng Han: "?" Some people actually like snakes! ? "……anything else?"

"Wolf, lion, leopard, Tibetan mastiff," Ji Lingzhou paused, "What's wrong? Want to invite me to the zoo?"

"Why are they all those fierce ones?" Sheng Han frowned and muttered in a low voice, automatically ignoring the second half of the ridicule, "Is there anyone who is a little more gentle?"

Ji Lingzhou thought for a while: "Dogs, especially corgis."

Sheng Han: "Why?"

Ji Lingzhou replied without hesitation: "Short legs, cute, cute, looks stupid."

Just like your features, except for the short legs.

Sheng Han: "Oh..."

Sure enough, spicy dicks like cute and stupid ones.

...Hmph, it's okay to be cute, but what's there to like about a stupid one?Still like to cry, why cry, what is there to cry?Hehe, your vision is really bad, you don't deserve to be my son.

He groaned, his mood improved a lot, and his thoughts drifted back to business—there is no corgi monster in "Deng Xian", not even a creature like a dog, so there is no choice at all.

Sheng Han struggled for a long time, and decided not to beat around the bush: "Do you like rabbits?" He thinks the bunny girl is the cutest, short and cute, with a fluffy little tail.

If Ji Lingzhou likes it too, he can choose the bunny girl with confidence.

Ji Lingzhou: "You like it?"

Sheng Han: "...I really like it, anyway, it's very cute."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, then I like it too."

"!" Sheng Han's eyes lit up, but he was afraid of revealing his secrets, so he immediately pretended to be calm, "Oh, I got it."

Ji Lingzhou: "..." This kid must be hiding something.

Although he guessed that Sheng Han might have something on his mind, Ji Lingzhou was not in a hurry to find out the result.

Because based on his understanding of Sheng Han, as long as Sheng Han hides something in his heart, he will show his feet one after another soon, but he himself will not realize that he has been exposed, but still cover up lamely.

Sheng Han didn't say anything, and he didn't expose it.

Because rather than embarrassing the other party by exposing him face to face, he prefers to use tricks to force the other party intolerable, and in the end he has to tell everything by himself with blushing cheeks and pinnae.

How funny and cute is a child who admits that he has done something bad.

He may also be given some compensation for deceiving him.

Well, he is indeed very bad, very black-bellied, very vile, and he enjoys playing with the other party between applause, and may even have a slight tremor, he himself knows this very well.

However, he is also very clear... The other party actually doesn't hate him like this.

·

Because Sheng Han ate very slowly and had to say a lot of nonsense, they ate very slowly.

By the time I finally finished my breakfast, it was getting late.

Ji Lingzhou: "Go back directly?"

Sheng Han shook his head and rubbed his swollen belly: "I'm well fed, I'm going to take a walk for a while."

Ji Lingzhou glanced subconsciously, then quickly looked away: "...well, good."

Sheng Han suddenly shouted loudly: "It's all your fault!"

Ji Lingzhou: "?"

Sheng Han: "It's your wontons! It makes me feel bad!"

Ji Lingzhou nodded: "It's really my fault, I will never give you food next time, unless you cry and beg me."

Sheng Han became anxious: "That won't work either! You—"

Wait, cry?

...Yes, hot dicks will cry when they like it.

Hmph, Spicy Chicken and Kujiji are really a perfect match.

If he likes it, he likes it, and it has nothing to do with me.

Let his future wife cry, anyway, I will never cry, let alone beg him crying, his bad taste will never succeed in me, haha.

Just as Sheng Han was thinking, an unharmonious voice suddenly came from not far away.

"Um...uh..."

Sheng Han's ears perked up: "!?"

what! ?

The two looked in the direction of the voice at the same time——

Only a dozen meters away, in the shadow of the back of a dormitory building, the boy they met at the breakfast shop just now, with red eyes, pinched the girl by the waist, pressed her against the wall and kissed her.

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

The author has something to say:

Sheng Han: They are so exciting and bold, are they the protagonists of some novel?

after a long time.

Sheng Han: Woohoo, I am also the protagonist of the novel...