Online dating is to wear a small skirt

When he returned to the dormitory, Sheng Han's ears were still warm.

He originally planned to take a walk for a while, but after seeing the exciting scene, he even forgot the feeling of his stomach full, and ran straight towards the dormitory without looking back.

The action was too hasty and flustered, and he almost tripped over the steps at the door of the building.

If it wasn't for Ji Lingzhou's sharp eyesight and quick hand to help him, he might have a close contact with the earth and sacrifice two front teeth.

He has seen people kiss on TV, and he has seen people kiss mouth to mouth once or twice in real life, but he has never seen a passionate kiss that lasted for such a long time at close range.

Moreover, and... still such a domineering and tough wall-dong posture...

The kind that puts people against the wall...

He even felt that if no one passed by that place, the two of them could go straight to the last step crazily and make a louder sound of ummmahahahah.

So... so embarrassing!

It is simply not suitable for children!Indecent!

Sheng Han squatted in the porch to untie his shoelaces, and while changing his feet, he quietly raised his head and glanced at Ji Lingzhou.

I saw Ji Lingzhou looking down at him from above, with searching and playful eyes.

"...!!" For no reason, Sheng Han seemed to have been ignited and exploded suddenly, "What do you think I am doing!? Get out!!!"

Immediately, he threw the shoes away, jumped up and rushed into the bedroom and locked the door.

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

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Sheng Han rushed into the bedroom and got under the covers, kicked Corgi's pillow off the bed, covered his head and slept until 11:30, and finally slept away the previous shame.

After waking up, I felt dizzy, but fortunately I didn't forget the business - I have to quickly create a character to find Ji Lingzhou for online dating.

He picked up the pillow and stuffed it into his arms, sat down at the desk, turned on the computer, and boarded the trumpet again.

Rabbit...

girly body...

OK.

Well, then it's time to pinch your face...

Sheng Han only thought for less than a second, and went to a certain treasure to buy a face shape that everyone called super cute in the reviews.

He didn't dare to pinch it himself, otherwise he might make Ji Lingzhou go ugly.

Soon, we arrived at the sect selection interface.

He has already decided to be a nanny, and he will try his best to be a crippled, clumsy nanny who can only whine and cry cutely.

But there are a total of six sects in this game, so he still needs to struggle.

what to choose...

Or just choose Qing Bao'er or don't want to drink Wangzai's school?

Qing Baoer's sect is the Medicine Sect, and both the master and the NPCs are white-haired grandfathers. The school uniforms are very conservative, one layer after another, wrapping people tightly.

Not only is it not cute at all, but it is not suitable for a cute bunny girl at all.

The school that doesn't want to drink Wangzai is Wanlinggu, a school with many summoned spirit beasts, and the skills are all cast in conjunction with the summoned beasts.

The summoned beasts are very cute, and they can also interact with players, rub their legs, lick their faces and so on.

Therefore - pass decisively!

What if the summoned beast is cuter than me, what if the hot dick falls in love with the summoned beast!

Spicy chicken is so perverted, this is very likely to happen!Thinking about human and beast love is fucking scary! !

……

Ji Lingzhou, who was murdered by wind reviews, sneezed.

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After both options were passed, Sheng Han leaned on his chin and pondered for a long time, and then went to the official website to look at the skills and the five-dimensional map.

In the end, the goal was aimed at the "Acacia Gate".

Hehuanmen can only be regarded as a half-milk, with more support and control skills.

Handicapped players are just mobile stakes when playing pvp. They don't have enough milk, they can't control people, and they are easy to be killed.

Playing as a master can show off the audience, even if you are chased and beaten by three dps brothers, you can't die at all, and you can use a few control skills with your hands free, and give your teammates full blood.

He had already figured it out, just because this martial art was difficult to operate, it was only natural that he was stupid and inexperienced, and it didn't take too much effort to act.

Otherwise, what if he chooses a martial art that can be played almost as well by rolling his face on the keyboard, but he still plays it so badly that he dies on the spot... Then based on what he knows about Ji Lingzhou, Ji Lingzhou will definitely not think that he Ke Keai is stupid and clumsy, and only thinks he is a complete idiot.

And there is a more important point - certain skills of this sect!very!color!Affection! !

According to Sheng Han's knowledge, many male players want to have a relationship with Hehuanmen. They don't play any pve or pvp, and they can play ♂ for a day just by playing ♂ skills.

Hehuan Sect can choose a teammate with dual cultivation... Well, that is to add the dual cultivation buff.

The longer the time within 4 feet, the higher the number of double cultivation buffs, and the energy absorbed by the players of the Hehuan Gate will be... cough, the stronger the players of the Hehuan Gate will be.

The strength of Hehuan Gate mainly depends on whether the double repair buffs are stacked smoothly, and whether the level of tacit understanding with teammates is high or not.

In addition to dual cultivation skills, there are several auxiliary skills for pvp.

After casting those skills, the Acacia Gate player's body will directly wrap around his teammates, giving him a buff or a small shield that prevents damage, prevents blood recovery, and controls blood.

The word "wrapped" is very apt to describe—the legs are hooked around the waist, the arms are wrapped around the neck, and the mouth is covered by the ears.

He looked like a seductive scene, and he almost lived up to the purpose of Hehuanmen.

Most Hehuanmen players are very pitiful, because apart from using the skills that can be entangled, they have no way to keep up with their teammates running around. The dual repair buffs cannot be stacked too much, and their abilities are not strong.

Moreover, the opponent knows the characteristics of the Double Cultivation buff of the Hehuan Gate, so they will inevitably control the Hehuan Gate and separate the Hehuan Gate from their teammates.

Those players can't operate well, and their self-protection ability is not good enough, so they can only die suddenly.

When Sheng Han used to play in the arena, he had teamed up with a Hehuanmen teammate, a male player with a rough voice, who looked at least 30 years old.

Although this elder brother speaks aggressively, he doesn't know how to play this martial art at all.

When in doubt, he entangled Sheng Han, entangled him three or four times in a round, was chased and beaten violently by the opponent as soon as he got off his body, ran a long distance, didn't even think about stacking and repairing buffs, and died after a few thumps.

They won two out of three rounds, all relying on Sheng Han's silk blood to survive, and that big brother hardly played any role.

Since then, Sheng Han has never played pvp with Hehuanmen again.

……

But this does not prevent him from cheating Ji Lingzhou!

The characteristics of Hehuanmen are simply God's help!Clumsy but at the same time able to seduce with actions, while escaping for his life, it will also arouse the other party's desire to protect!

How fitting!How perfect!It would be a fool not to choose!

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After choosing a school, it is the nickname interface.

The character is cute, and the nickname has to be cute too.

Cute love, the same name.

Your little cutie has the same name.

I'm so cute, I have a different name.

Sheng Han: "..."

It's a fucking hassle to create a cute trumpet.

Sheng Han and Corgi Pillow looked at each other, lost in thought—keywords for hot dick types, in addition to cuteness, there are also sweet, soft, crying...

sweet...

soft……

——Sweet little fudge? ? ?

vomit.

Sheng Han looked at the five words he had typed out, and was almost vomited by himself.

Before he fainted, he quickly bite the bullet and click to enter.

... Damn, there is no duplicate name.

That's it.

While doing the novice task, Sheng Han frowned, stared at his ID, and despised Ji Lingzhou from the inside out.

Ha ha.

No wonder you didn't tell me, because you were afraid that I would laugh at you?

Superficially awesome, coquettish, black and poisonous tongue, but secretly like cute, sweet and soft, tsk tsk tsk, as expected of a hot dick.

……

Ji Lingzhou sneezed again.

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In the game "Dengxian", many activities and dungeons have level restrictions, and the best experience can only be obtained if it is close to the server level.

Therefore, in order to shorten the gap between new and old players, the experience gained by new players is nearly ten times.

Sheng Han is very familiar with the game mechanics, and he reached level 50 in less than two hours - now the level limit is 86, and he estimates that he will be able to pass level 80 in two hours.

After level 80, the upgrade speed will slow down, and you have to wait a few days to reach the full level.

He had already made a plan to approach Ji Lingzhou as a teacher.

In the process of being taken to daily life and doing master-apprentice tasks, Ji Lingzhou constantly showed Ji Lingzhou's favorite cuteness.

He had heard from Shuaibi before that many players' romances were apprentices, and Shuaibi had always wanted to accept apprentices who could turn into love, but in the end, without exception, they all turned into—

Apprentice: Master!I have found love!From now on, I will do daily work with Qingyuan!Thank you Master!

There is Shuaibi in the mirror: Oh, then I wish you a good time.

...and then there is no more.

So he hasn't found love until now. In this regard, he and Jiang Yiming are almost the same.

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After dinner on Sunday, it was Ji Lingzhou's game time.

Sheng Han had already reached level 81 in the afternoon, and decided to start implementing the plan tonight, so he logged into the tuba and opened the friend list.

In this game, after the friendliness reaches a certain value, you can see each other's current coordinates.

Of course, you can also choose to close all, or open or close only for some friends.

Sheng Han didn't bother to set it up separately, and directly hid his location from all his friends—mainly because he was afraid of being intercepted and killed. After all, as a gang leader, he had too many enemies, just look at the number of people on his blacklist.

But Ji Lingzhou did not hide, Sheng Han could see his coordinates.

After confirming the coordinates, he switched back to the trumpet interface and quickly teleported to the map where Ji Lingzhou was.

Sheng Han's plan is to meet by chance first, boasting that Ji Lingzhou's character is handsome, showing his cuteness between the lines, and then pestering him to be a teacher with the excuse of "You are so handsome! I adore you!" his distance.

The performance of his laptop is not good enough, and double-playing such a large-scale online game is a bit laggy, so he decided to return the large account after hooking up with Ji Lingzhou for a while, and focus on the small account whose ID made him feel ashamed.

— Even though he hasn't played much in the arena this week, he's in no rush.

He even considered things far in the future: in case he often needs to be on the trumpet and Ji Lingzhou's online dating in the future, he will temporarily play the trumpet for a while, or directly throw it to the power leveling.

He doesn't know why, the matter of cheating on Ji Lingzhou's online dating seems to be much more important to him than playing by himself.

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Ji Lingzhou is located on the top of Penglai Mountain, one of the places where rare fairy grasses are collected. To get there requires a complicated flight, but the automatic wayfinding can only go to the foot of the mountain.

The free flying mount given to novices is a big fat goose. It flies very slowly and is still low. Climbing the mountain is bound to be extremely painful.

Sheng Han couldn't stand the ugly goose at first, and wanted to give himself a normal mount with a large size.

But considering that the person to be fucked is a poor, stupid, cute, cute new person who shouldn't have any high-value things on him, so he can only bear the pain and give up.

He waited for Ji Lingzhou to come down at the foot of the mountain, but after 2 minutes, the coordinates did move a little, but he was still on the top of the mountain.

...Considering the refreshing mechanism of the grass jelly, he suspected that Ji Lingzhou would stay there for a few hours.

Sheng Han was already impatient, and now he couldn't wait any longer, so he rushed up the mountain on a big goose.

Stumbled and flew all the way, got stuck in the tree several times, and once got into the crevice of the rock and didn't come out for a long time. He was almost so angry that he clicked "get out of stuck" and returned to the teleportation point at the foot of the mountain.

After a lot of hardships, he finally came to the top of the mountain.

Damn, never ride a big goose to climb a mountain again.Sheng Hansheng cursed secretly.

He switched back to the large size, glanced at Ji Lingzhou's coordinates again, and looked around again, only to see a handsome man in dark black clothes, meditating under the shade of a tree on a slightly lower hill next to him.

No, it's a male dragon to be precise, because it has dragon horns and dragon patterns.

There are two types of dragon prototypes: white dragon and black dragon. Ji Lingzhou chose the black dragon, so the dragon horns and the dragon patterns on the character's face and arms are all black, and there will be a faint blue light in the dark.

Compared with the image of the white dragon, the wind and the moon, the black dragon has a... sinister and vicious feeling.

Yes, like a snake.

Ji Lingzhou's favorite snake.

Only then did Sheng Han finally understand that the reason why Ji Lingzhou chose the black dragon was probably because there was no snake monster in the game, so he chose a replacement with a similar temperament and race.

... But how can a spicy dick like snakes?

How terrifying, it's still a cold-blooded animal, and it looks very bad when you think about it.

When Sheng Han couldn't figure it out, he stopped thinking about it. Seeing Ji Lingzhou wandering around on the lawn looking for jelly grass, he raised his hand to control the big goose that Tiantian Gummy was riding, flapped its wings, jumped up, and swooped in the direction of Ji Lingzhou.

At this time - the game suddenly freezes!

The picture is all still, and the fat ugly goose flying in mid-air stretches its neck, opens its mouth and remains motionless, making people want to slap it.

In the next moment, the interface turned black and white, and Little Sweet Gummy fell to his death at the feet of the boat.

Sheng Han: "..."

Take the boat to the sky and stand still, just stepping on the head of Sweet Gummy.

Three seconds later, the boat took a step back.

Sheng Han: "..."

Ah ah ah ah ah! !

What to do? What to do? What to do--

Oh yes!Cute and stupid! !

Now is a great time to play with human settings! !

Sheng Han was excited, his hands trembling, imitating Qing Bao'er's tone and expression, and typed a few words seriously on the chat channel.

[Current] Sweet Little Gummy: Woohoo, I accidentally fell to my death. QQ

Is this cute enough?

Spicy dicks will definitely like it, right?

He curled his fingers, his heart was pounding, and he held his breath, waiting for the other party's reaction.

One second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds...

Take the boat to the sky and send away.

Sheng Han: "?"

The author has something to say:

The settings of the online game are all made up randomly, just for the needs of the plot, to pave the way for Wen Gong’s revenge ♂ later (retaliation ♂ keywords: entanglement to seduce a bunny girl with double repaired rabbit ears and rabbit tails...cough), in short, there is no need to be serious or not Substitute reality, bobo!