Online dating is to wear a small skirt

gone?gone? ?

Why did you leave suddenly! ? ?

Oh shit! !I worked so hard to climb up by riding a big goose! ! !

You just walked away without any response! ? ! ?

Sheng Han was so angry that he cursed on the spot, raised his hand and threw the pillow in his arms away, and even wanted to get on the tuba and kill Ji Lingzhou hundreds of times.

After 2 minutes, he finally calmed down.

He picked up the pillow again.

If you climb in vain, you will climb in vain, and take it as a lesson.

People who hate spicy dicks are hard to chase, but you can't give up just because of this setback.

Sheng Han took a deep breath, and sent a private chat to the boat.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: You are so handsome, can you be someone's master? QQ

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: If you think it's troublesome, you can just name it as a master and apprentice. Although he is stupid and clumsy, he can definitely be self-reliant! QQ

He has already figured it out, if Ji Lingzhou is not easy to get close to, then he should make a name first, and then harass him from time to time and ask some stupid questions.

Waiting for more and more harassment, you can change from the name of master and apprentice to the reality of master and apprentice.

……

Five minutes passed, and there was no movement in the private chat.

Sheng Han: "..."

Didn't you see it?Or hang up and study?

He touched the back of his head, cut to the large size to send a message.

[Private chat] Not cold: Are you there?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky:.

Oh shit!Can't you see this!Still in seconds!It must be there! !

Sheng Leng snorted, decided not to talk nonsense with him, switched back to the trumpet, and directly sent the message of applying for apprenticeship.

After three seconds, the system prompts a rejection.

Applied again and was rejected again.

Applied again, rejected again.

……

After five times, I didn't even refuse the rejection, just ignored it, and didn't reply to the message.

Sheng Han: "..."

He felt he had encountered the biggest setback ever.

·

After waiting for another 10 minutes, Ji Lingzhou still didn't respond, Sheng Han finally accepted this reality, and returned the trumpet, planning to make a long-term plan.

[Private chat] Not cold: Do you want to play in the arena?

[Private Chat] Take a boat to the sky: ...

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: You want me to fight with you?

Sheng Han: "?"

nonsense!Can't you? !Do you have any opinion! ?

Having said that, I have always refused to play with Ji Lingzhou due to various messy reasons, and I have never teamed up with him in the arena so far.

That's why he was so surprised when he suddenly made a proposal...

[Private chat] Not cold: I can't find a teammate, so I'll find you to make do with it, fight or not!

Ji Lingzhou squinted his eyes, opened the team recruitment interface, and saw more than ten pages of recruitment information.

"..." Can't find teammates?

Ji Lingzhou raised the corners of his lips and smiled knowingly.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: hit.

Since Sheng Han has been playing games for so long, he has hardly been in the same team as Ji Lingzhou alone, so he looked at the names in the team list at this moment, feeling a little... cautious.

Yes, just formality and absolutely nothing else.

[Private chat] Not cold: Do you want to turn on the voice?

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: OK.

Ji Lingzhou: "Can you hear me?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Hello? Can't you hear me? Why don't you speak?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Crazy, crazy, why is this...

The voice of spicy dick in the game sounds even better than in reality...

What kind of subwoofer is this, my ears are almost sore, it's terrible...

"You, you," Sheng Han's voice trembled, and he asked in disbelief, "Did your voice change!?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Ji Lingzhou: "No."

Sheng Leng snorted: "I don't believe it, you must have changed your voice."

"Why," Ji Lingzhou rested his chin with one hand, smiled softly, and lowered his voice slowly, "Do you think my voice sounds nice?"

Sheng Han: "!" Damn it!It sounds better! !

...But he won't admit that hot dick sounds good!

"Hehe, of course not, don't think about it," Sheng Leng said, "It's much uglier than usual."

"Oh, that's it..." Ji Lingzhou drew a long tone, seemingly thoughtful, "So, do you think my voice is usually nice?"

Sheng Han: "No! Stop being narcissistic! Don't talk!!"

Suddenly there was no movement on the other side.

"?" Sheng Han asked nervously, "Hello? Are you still there?"

Ji Lingzhou said slowly: "You told me not to speak."

Sheng Han: "..."

You are so obedient at a time like this!It's annoying!It was on purpose!Sure enough, spicy dicks are the most annoying people!Never play with him again! !

Sheng Han threw the corgi pillow away again.

The pillow hit the wardrobe and made a "boom".

Ji Lingzhou heard the movement, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked with a smile: "Did you throw away the pillow again?"

"..." Sheng Han was about to faint from anger, "Shut up! Get out!!"

Afraid that the little puffer fish would explode, Ji Lingzhou could only coax: "Don't be angry, I was wrong, I'm sure I won't be angry with you today. Give me the captain, and I'll go to line up."

Sheng Han: "...Hmph, fight hard, don't hold me back."

·

In the arena of 2v2 mode, there are only two combinations of double dps and one dps and one milk.

The former can only fight fast because both of them can hardly recover blood, otherwise they will be grinded to death by the opponent; although the latter is relatively stable, if the opponent is also a combination of one dps and one milk, they may fight Can't finish playing for a long time.

Sheng Han only played in the arena to get rewards, and he didn't have much obsession with the winning rate, so when he was in the Buddhist system, he only called the same dps teammates, and he could fight if he could, and lay down if he couldn't.

It was the same today, he was just looking for an excuse to play with Ji Lingzhou, and he planned to use the time of small talk to talk about some game-related issues, so as to find a better way to approach him and trick him into online dating.

But he didn't expect - spicy dick is so strong!Shuai Bicheng doesn't lie to me! !

Look good, study well, do sports well!Playing games is also so fucking good!Can you still leave a way for me, an ordinary person like me, to survive! !

They won five games in a row without pressure.

No matter what kind of combination is on the opposite side, just rush up and do it, killing indiscriminately.

After winning ten consecutive victories, Sheng Han finally couldn't help but say, "Dicky, you are so amazing..."

Ji Lingzhou: "You are also very good."

"That's different!" Sheng Han shook his head vigorously, only to realize that the other party couldn't see him after shaking his head, "I know that I'm good, but I don't know that you are good!"

The corners of Ji Lingzhou's lips raised, and he asked softly: "Now that I know, will we still fight together in the future?"

Sheng Han: "I don't...well, well, if you insist on asking me to fight with you, then I can't."

Ji Lingzhou: "Well, I wrote it down."

Sheng Han was flattered: "Will you still want to call me later? Or remember my generosity?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Remember the revenge, write down the revenge you asked me to beg you."

Sheng Han: "?... You are narrow-minded!!"

Ji Lingzhou laughed again.

He seems to be laughing more than usual today.

The laughter is very light, very low, with a bit of charming magnetism, through the earphones, it penetrates Sheng Han's eardrums.

...is a very strange feeling.

It was as if the other party was laughing lightly in his ears, making his ears itchy from laughing.

"Are you still fighting?" Ji Lingzhou asked.

The weekly reward requirements are very low, you can get it after only winning ten games.

And they've already played ten games.

"Let's fight." Sheng Han said in a low voice.

...No reason, just a sudden desire to fight.

·

The two chatted while playing, and after going through many topics, Sheng Han finally asked what he wanted to ask the most today: "Have you ever accepted an apprentice for playing games?"

Ji Lingzhou: "No."

"Eh?" Sheng Han was a little surprised, "Have you confiscated any of them?"

He always thought that everyone had taken in many apprentices, including himself, who had taken in four, but three of them hadn't been in contact with each other very much, and only one had joined the guild.

Ji Lingzhou: "None of them, and I have never worshiped a teacher."

Sheng Han: "Huh???"

"Is it that strange?" Ji Lingzhou laughed. Although he didn't see the other party face to face, he could already guess how shocked he was. "I think it's too troublesome and I don't have time, so I don't want to do that."

Sheng Han felt that this matter was very serious - because this so-called "trouble" blocked more than half of the way for his trumpet to approach Ji Lingzhou.

He thought for a while, then asked again: "Does anyone want to worship you as a teacher?"

"Yes, there are quite a lot, but I didn't pay attention to it," Ji Lingzhou paused, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "Maybe because I am more powerful, even you recognize me, then I must be really good."

Sheng Han was a little distressed: "Did you never plan to accept it?"

Ji Lingzhou: "No plan."

Sheng Han sighed helplessly, knowing that the way to approach the teacher was blocked: "Then have you always been single-player? Do you have any friends? Or something like a regular team together?"

Ji Lingzhou: "There is no fixed team. Those in the gang are familiar with each other, but they are not considered friends."

Sheng Han is the leader of the gang, so he knows a lot of people, and he always organizes gang activities with the administrators, so he becomes friends with them.

He hasn't experienced life without friends...

"Hey, wait!" Sheng Han grasped the point, "Are you familiar with people in the gang?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Not very familiar."

Sheng Han: "Anyway, you just know each other better, right?"

Ji Lingzhou: "...um."

Sheng Han beamed with joy, and a new plan gradually took shape in his mind.

·

After finishing playing the arena, the two bid farewell in a rare harmony and went offline at the same time.

But Sheng Han didn't really quit the game, but secretly boarded the trumpet, applied to join Ji Lingzhou's guild, and chatted casually with other members on the guild channel, using a cute tone to brush up his presence a little.

Before going offline, he glanced at the list of gang members and found that Ji Lingzhou was just an ordinary member.

...Spicy chicken is so awesome, in this little-known little gang, he can't even be an elite member! ?

It's too outrageous and too condescending! ! !

Sheng Han secretly made up his mind - if Spicy Chicken cries and begs me in the future, saying that he wants to join my guild, I will give him another unused vice-guild leader!

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Ji Lingzhou: I didn't expect to become the gang leader's wife in the end, and even made the gang leader cry a lot. :D