Online dating is to wear a small skirt

On Monday morning, Sheng Han found a text message on his phone.

It was from the customer service of the "Dengxian" game, reminding him that he had succeeded in reporting and appealing "Qing Baoer's theft of items from the gang warehouse", and the official has temporarily frozen Qing Baoer's account.

And promise that within 24 hours, all the items that have not flowed out will be returned to the original place, which is expected to account for more than 90% of all items.

Sheng Han was stunned, thinking that he was still dreaming, rubbed his eyes, and beat Corgi's pillow hard, only then was he sure that this was the real world.

——This kind of report will be successful!It will be successful! !

He has long been prepared that the game official will not be able to identify liars, can't seal the account, and can't refund, so he secretly scolds the game's review and management mechanism for liars every day, but he didn't expect the official to do personnel matters! !

Wahahahahahahaha!Let's celebrate! !

"I found it!" Sheng Han yelled at Ji Lingzhou excitedly when he saw Ji Lingzhou as soon as he came out of the bedroom, "I found it! The customer service said that more than 90% of it can be returned to the original place!!"

Ji Lingzhou nodded and said, "Very good, congratulations."

"?" Sheng Han put his hands on his hips unhappily, and tilted his disheveled head to look at him, "Why do you react so coldly? Aren't you happy for me?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I'm tall—"

"I see!" Sheng Han interrupted yelling, "You don't want me to get those things back! You are very happy that my things were stolen! Why are you so bad! Base your happiness on my pain !"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

Whenever this happens, Ji Lingzhou doesn't want to argue at all.

I just want to push the stinky kid against the wall, and use practical actions to seal his messy mouth, so that the other party will never dare to say these messy and deliberately annoying words again.

But he couldn't put his imagination into practice, he could only stare at the rosy lips slightly, with the danger signal of "beware of the consequences if you talk nonsense".

And Sheng Han... always seems to be unaware of it.

Or maybe they are aware of it, but still want to explore wildly on the edge of danger.

"What, what!" Jiang Yiming ran out with a toothbrush in his hand, mouth full of foam, as if he was about to die, "I can really get it back! I thought there was nothing wrong with this!"

Sheng Han: "I thought too, I didn't have any hope."

Jiang Yiming rolled his eyes: "Hey hey, Hanhan, that barbecue meal before, wasn't it..."

"Yes! Count me as a free meal!" Sheng Han patted Jiang Yiming's chest briskly, foaming at him, "So I invite you to eat out this weekend!"

Jiang Yiming: "Yeah! It's going to be a blast this weekend!"

Song Yuan passed by holding a water glass, a little bit reluctant to watch: "Jiang Yiming, don't swallow the toothpaste."

"!?" Jiang Yiming's horrified face said, "Damn it! I've already swallowed it! I said why the foam is getting less and less! Help me, I won't live until the weekend!!"

Then screamed and rushed back to the bathroom.

Song Yuan: "..."

·

Coming back from get out of class at night, Sheng Han hurriedly went online, intending to tell his friends in the guild the good news, but suddenly found a strange ID chatting with him privately.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: I'm Qing Baoer's trumpet, and the queen is handling the transfer of items, so it's frozen.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: I'll return the things to you. I didn't sell a few items in total. I'll give you the rest of the money. We'll be cleared, okay?I beg you, if it doesn't work I'll give you more.

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: After the Qing Dynasty, can you not find someone to kill me?I can't take it anymore, I'm unlucky to meet someone like you who will get you back. Others don't have as many things as you.

...Ah, this.

Sheng Han was amazed by her face change, and deeply realized that—as expected, that cute tone can be faked by everyone when they only send texts to chat!

[Private Chat] Not Leng: If you return the things, I can stop pursuing you, but I don't care about others.

[Private chat] Not cold: Those who kill you and hang you are passers-by, who can't get used to you as a liar and organized them spontaneously. I didn't find them. I didn't go online at all in those few days.

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: Damn, just kill me once or twice spontaneously, which one can kill me more than 40 times in two days! ?Like a mad dog!I can't even go online anymore!All my equipment is scrapped! !

[Private chat] Not cold: I don't know about it, and you deserve it.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Don't talk about it, what are you pretending at this time, you don't know anyone who formed a team with you? ?

[Private chat] Not cold: Who is it?Is there Shuaibi in the mirror?

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Take a boat to the sky.

[Private chat] Not cold: ah?

It turned out to be a spicy chicken...

Spicy dick helped me kill her more than 40 times in two days?

But why didn't he tell me anything?

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Do you dare to say that you don't know each other?Do you dare to say that you didn't find him to kill me?If it wasn't what you were looking for, how could you be tirelessly squatting on me?He's out of his mind? ?

[Private chat] Tao Mu: I couldn't finish the tasks for a few days, and my new love was gone, ha ha.

[Private chat] Not cold: I really didn't find someone to kill you, but you are a habitual criminal of cyber fraud, and you blame me for overturning your car?

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: Who the **** is a repeat offender!I am serious about playing games to find love!Otherwise, how could I cheat people with the tuba that I spent so much on!Waiting to be titled! ! (His mother)

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: Of course, most of the money is not spent by myself.

[Private chat] Not cold: Then why did you evacuate my gang's warehouse?

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: I'm mad at you!In just two days, I almost got a heart attack from your anger!Later, I felt that you were straight and big-hearted. I thought you didn't care and couldn't find me, so I took them all away in a fit of anger.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Seriously, those are not worth much to me, how could I have a relationship with you just to steal your shabby warehouse?My ex Qingyuan spent tens of thousands of yuan on me, and after finding a girlfriend in three dimensions, he played A game, and the relationship was broken.You are just odds and ends, I didn't expect to overturn your car for the first time.

Sheng Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he simply couldn't figure out why she was so righteous.

But after this conversation, he felt that she was really not the kind of big guy who was in the studio of a liar, but just a female player who was supported by love to play games.

She pays sweet talk, companionship, and the illusion of passionate love, and the lonely man pays money in exchange for equal value.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: I will organize you, come to my position, and I will give you money.

[Private chat] Not cold: good.

Although she was merciless in stealing, she was very decisive in repaying the money, and directly gave Sheng Han the game currency, which can be worth about 500 yuan after conversion.

Calculated inside and out, Sheng Han actually made two to three hundred yuan.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Alright, I'll pay back the money, and we'll settle the matter in the future, and don't ask someone to squat and kill me, okay?

[Private chat] Not cold: I told you that I didn't ask him to kill you.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Let me tell you the truth, it is really useless for you to report to the customer service, if you can't find it out, you can't verify it.It was I who called the customer service to admit this matter, and let your report be established directly, so that I can return those things through official channels.

Sheng Han: "?"

This, this...why did you surrender yourself?Are you so enlightened?

[Private chat] Tao Mu: The guy who took the boat to the sky kept killing me. I wanted to give him money at the beginning so that he wouldn't kill me, but he didn't want to.He said he asked me to return all the things, and then go to you to ask for forgiveness, and he will not kill me until we settle the matter.I always thought he was your hired killer, no, no.

[Private chat] Not cold: Yes.

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: So are we cleared up?If not, I can give you some more money. Really, my money is quite a lot.

[Private chat] Not cold: Will you still cheat on the Internet in the future?

[Private Chat] Tao Mu: ... I told you I'm not a liar! !

[Private chat] Tao Mu: All right, all right, I promise I won't move to the warehouse in the future.But if you are willing to spend money for me in the future, you can't control it.

[Private chat] Not cold: Well, it doesn't matter.But if this kind of thing happens again, I will kill you with the boat to the sky.

In fact, Sheng Han didn't want to let her go, and even wanted her to stop spending Qingyuan's money.

But he also knows that he will never be an envoy of justice, and he will never be the one to judge the things you wish among others.

[Private chat] Tao Mu: Oh yes, I will give you a sincere suggestion before you go offline - stop looking for love, you are not suitable for online dating at all.

[Private chat] Not cold:?

[Private chat] Tao Mu: You can make me mad, I don't want other sisters to suffer like this.

[Private chat] Not cold:? ? ?

Sheng Han wanted to refute and ask, but the other party's profile picture had already been blackened.

"..."

Why not?Where am I getting mad?ah? ?

·

Sheng Han went out of the house to fetch water in a daze, his eyes were out of focus, and he almost collided with Jiang Yiming who ran out of the bathroom.

"Wait," Sheng Han called to stop Jiang Yiming, "Do you think I'm suitable for online dating?"

Jiang Yiming was stunned: "Huh? Do you want online dating?"

Ji Lingzhou, who was watering spider plants on the balcony with his back to them: "?"

Sheng Han: "No, I don't use the Internet..."

Oh, no, I still want to cheat on online dating, which can't be regarded as not online dating.

"Oh, anyway, I'm just asking you if you think I'm suitable," Sheng Han said resentfully, "I was told just now that I'm not suitable for online dating, and I shouldn't be looking for love."

Jiang Yiming: "Hahahahahaha! Who can see so clearly! Master!"

Sheng Han: "?"

"Cough," Jiang Yiming hesitated, "I'm just kidding, so who said that?"

Sheng Han: "My previous relationship just said that."

Jiang Yiming couldn't believe it: "Hanhan, I didn't expect that you have other love affairs with liars!?"

Sheng Han: "...that's the liar."

"?" Jiang Yiming was even more shocked, "You contacted a liar? Want to continue the relationship!?"

Sheng Han: "..."

Sheng Han was given a headache by Jiang Yiming's surprise, and turned his head just in time to see Ji Lingzhou coming over with a water bottle: "Dick, you helped me kill Qing Baoer more than 40 times, why didn't you tell me?"

Jiang Yiming exclaimed: "Damn! More than 40 times! This is love!"

He just said the word "love" casually, but it may not be negligible to others.

Song Yuan was sitting on the sofa in the living room, and turned his head to this side when he heard the sound, wanting to see the reaction of the person involved.

Sheng Han was slightly taken aback: "...Ah, love?"

Ji Lingzhou was also silent.

——He can explain it as any reason, but it cannot be "love" alone.

"Just killing for fun, it's rare to have an excuse to kill someone." Ji Lingzhou looked at him with a calm face, without any panic in his heart. "Otherwise, why would I kill so many times? Do you think I'm very idle?"

Sheng Han was dissatisfied: "Then you should tell me too."

Ji Lingzhou: "Tell you what to do, will you be grateful to me and recognize me as your father?"

Sheng Han: "?"

Ji Lingzhou: "So I didn't tell you."

"Or," Ji Lingzhou smiled, "Do you really think it's love?"

"..." Sheng Han's mouth opened and closed, his complexion gradually turned red and hot, and finally exploded on the spot, "Damn it! I won't tell you if I don't tell you! I don't want to thank you at all! I won't talk to you anymore!! "

After yelling, he rushed back to the bedroom and slammed the door behind him.

Asshole hot dick!asshole! !

Sheng Han threw the corgi pillow back and forth, and punched it hard, until it was hit to the head.

Be sure to trick you into online dating!Make you cry bitterly! !

……

In the living room, Song Yuan leaned on the sofa and sighed heavily: "Oh, young people's love..."

The author has something to say:

If Hanhan wasn't arrogant and his dick didn't have a long mouth, then they would definitely appear in high school campus stories and fall in love early :)