Online dating is to wear a small skirt

This time for breakfast today, there were only Sheng Han and Ji Lingzhou again, and the remaining two roommates were still sleeping soundly in their respective rooms.

There were very few students in the cafeteria at this time, and it seemed a bit empty.

Ji Lingzhou observed Sheng Han for a long time, and decided to test again: "After you told me yesterday, I thought it made sense, so I took in an apprentice."

"Oh," Sheng Han took a bite, "is that the one you said was not bad?"

Ji Lingzhou: "...um."

Sheng Han thought for a while: "Are you going to let her be your girlfriend? Or do you want to date her online?"

Ji Lingzhou: "I just met, it's too early to tell."

Sheng Han nodded: "Oh, you didn't fall in love at first sight?"

"I... no," Ji Lingzhou raised his eyes, his voice was slightly cool, "Who did you learn the word love at first sight from?"

Based on his understanding of children, it is impossible for children to say this word suddenly.

Either he just watched some film and television work about love at first sight, or someone just told him about who fell in love with whom at first sight.

I haven't heard anything from children recently, so the probability is the latter.

Sheng Han didn't think much, and opened his mouth to answer: "Last night, that Zi—"

!!!

I almost slipped my mouth! !

Last night, in order to cover up that he was Sweet Gummy, he blamed senior Niu for everything Zi Yang had said to him, and even slandered senior Niu as a homosexual.

Now that the words are halfway through, it can only be...

Senior Niu!Sorry!Who made you hit a hot dick!From now on, you will be the backer!

Sheng Han made a long note, then changed the topic: "Zi—Senior Niu who thought he was very powerful, said he fell in love with a junior at first sight, and then I..."

"..."

"..."

"?"

Oh shit!What the hell!If you make it up like this, isn't that student brother me! ?

It's over, it's over, it's about to overturn...

"Oh?" Ji Lingzhou suppressed a smile, "Really?"

Sheng Han bit the bullet: "Ah, um... According to my analysis, that junior may be me... Yes, he fell in love with me at first sight..."

After he finished speaking, he actually felt that the compilation was okay, and it echoed the senior's request to add WeChat, and the nonsense sounds like it was true.

——Ah, I'm such a mediocre liar.

At this time, the voices of two boys came from not far away, and it was especially loud in the empty cafeteria.

"Hey, did you know that the junior Brother Qin liked yesterday didn't add him on WeChat until the end, hahahaha. Brother Qin's face smelled bad this morning, I heard that he didn't sleep all night..."

"Isn't it because he didn't sleep because he was reading a novel? And if the junior really added him, why would he stay up all night chatting? How can you chase after him if you don't chat?"

"Oh, oh, you're right, so no matter what, he won't sleep last night, hahahahahahahaha..."

Sheng Han: "Uh..."

Are these people sent by heaven to help me lie?

"I'm the junior they said," Sheng Han covered his mouth and lowered his voice, mysteriously, trying to add credibility, "but I didn't add him, I'm not gay, and I don't want to fall in love with him."

Ji Lingzhou: "... Isn't the surname Niu who hit me?"

"Huh?" Sheng Han was puzzled, "Who said his surname is Niu? I don't even know his name."

Ji Lingzhou: "You said it, Senior Niu."

Sheng Han: "Oh, you said that, 'Niu' is the nickname I gave him, he knocked you into the air, what else can it be if it's not a cow?"

Ji Lingzhou: "..." So it is.

"Are you really that junior?" Ji Lingzhou didn't understand clearly, and pointed to the two boys, "So the senior Qin they are talking about is the one who bumped into me?"

Sheng Han: "Mmm, yes, just..."

"..."

"..."

No, why does it always feel weird?

I remember that I seemed to be lying?All of them should be fake, but why do the students they talk about really sound like me?

That senior Qin really asked me to ask for WeChat because he took a fancy to me?

Senior Qin is really... gay? ?

...Wait, what do you mean by reading novels! ?Why does senior Qin also read novels?Isn't it brother Ziyang who wants to read novels?Homosexuality is also brother Ziyang, right?

???

Sheng Han's logical thinking is not very strong, and Yuan's lie last night is already the limit.

At this point, he was completely stunned.

Looking at the child in front of him who was staring blankly and trying to ask him for help, Ji Lingzhou's heart softened into a puddle of water, and he no longer wanted to pursue the child's lies.

"Don't worry," Ji Lingzhou raised his lips slightly, rubbed the top of Sheng Han's soft hair, got up and said, "I'll go and ask for you."

It doesn't matter what hit him, it's just a minor injury, he doesn't have to pursue it.

But if he wants to chase children as a homosexual, harass children, and guide children to immature sexual orientation, then he absolutely cannot bear it.

"Don't go!" Sheng Han was in a hurry, subconsciously grabbed Ji Lingzhou's hand, trying to pull him back.

After realizing that he was grabbing the hand instead of the wrist, the bases of his ears burned up, and he quickly shook off the hand he had just grasped, faltering and explaining: "You, you haven't got the crutch yet, the crutch... "

Ji Lingzhou: "It's almost done, just a few steps, it's okay."

The reason why the crutches are used is just to reassure the child, otherwise the child would have to yell all day, saying that his foot is going to be broken and other nonsense, he can't explain it no matter what.

"No." Sheng Han was very worried, and stood up, "Then I'll help you go."

Ji Lingzhou smiled: "Well, okay."

·

When the two walked to the table, Ji Lingzhou spoke first: "Excuse me, my classmates. What's the name of Brother Qin you are talking about? Which grade?"

"Brother Qin, Qin Ziyang, sophomore..." Boy A casually said halfway, raised his eyes to see Sheng Han next to Ji Lingzhou, and exclaimed, "Fuck! You are the junior from yesterday!!"

Boy B looked at Ji Lingzhou for a while, and then exclaimed: "You are the one who was knocked down by Brother Qin yesterday!?"

"..."

"..."

The four were silent at the same time.

After they recognized each other, they all matched up—including the name "Qin Ziyang", and it happened to be "Ziyang", and all the doubts were solved in an instant.

But Sheng Han was even more confused, he stood there dumbfounded, with big question marks and exclamation marks all over his head.

What, is this... such a coincidence?Are they alone?

People I know in the game, do I know them in real life?And the juniors they talk about are all... myself? ?

? ? ? ? ?

This was the first time in Sheng Han's life. Hearing that he was in love with a boy, not only was he not joking, but he seemed to be planning to pursue him.

So, so shocked...

Seeing this, Ji Lingzhou frowned, his eyes darkened: "They are talking nonsense, don't take it to heart."

As he spoke, he grabbed Sheng Han's wrist, trying to pull him away, his fingertips were cold.

"It's definitely not nonsense!" Boy A couldn't see the situation clearly, he patted his chest and assured loudly, "I can use my head to vouch for Brother Qin! Brother Qin really wants to pursue his junior!"

Sheng Han was a little embarrassed: "I, I don't..."

"Impossible," Ji Lingzhou pulled Sheng Han behind him, his voice was so cold that he was about to freeze to death, "Go back and tell him not to dream."

"W-why is it a dream! Brother Qin is a very nice person!"

Boy A deserves to be the number one silly boy, and until now he is still immersed in the obsession of the head, trying to win a new sister-in-law for the boss: "Brother Qin is super good at playing basketball, and we have many heroines chasing him, but he is willing to do it for the younger brother." To see boys and boys fall in love—”

"I don't want it!" Sheng Han interrupted loudly, "I don't want him!"

After finishing speaking, he pushed Ji Lingzhou hard, and beat him on the back: "Let's go, let's go! Go! Ignore them! Oh, you sprained your ankle, let's slow down..."

·

When the two returned to their original seats, Boy A was very reconciled and asked Boy B: "Didn't I praise enough? Why did the more I talked about it, the worse their faces became?"

Boy B: "..." Because you are an idiot.

Boy A is puzzled: "Why is this? Don't everyone like strong and single-minded people? Could it be that the preferences of elementary school students are the other way around?"

"Stop, stop, stop," Boy B couldn't listen anymore, "Didn't you realize that those two boys are a couple. His junior already has a date, will he still talk to Brother Qin?"

Boy A: "Huh??"

Boy B: "You're an idiot. Think about it, Brother Qin knocked that boy down yesterday afternoon, and the elementary school boy came to us in the evening, and even scratched and smashed Brother Qin. Brother Qin fell in love, and the authorities were bewildered , Can't we onlookers see clearly? The junior is here to avenge that boy."

Boy A came to a sudden: "So that's the case! Then I'll tell Brother Qin later! Advise him to give up early!"

·

Sheng Han's eyes were dull, and his mind was in a mess.

Holding the chopsticks with trembling fingers, he picked up the bone he had gnawed before and was about to stuff it into his mouth.

"..." Ji Lingzhou's eyelids twitched, and he stopped it with chopsticks, "You ate it wrong. The sweet and sour pork ribs are over there, and they are finished here."

Sheng Han: "Oh, oh..."

Ji Lingzhou stared at him as he put the sweet and sour pork ribs into his mouth, and helplessly reminded: "Just eat the meat, the bones will be spit up, so don't swallow them."

Sheng Han: "Oh..."

After a while, Ji Lingzhou sighed: "You can't hold it anymore, don't eat so much in one bite."

Sheng Han: "Uh, uh..."

After 10 minutes, Sheng Han was reminded to finish his meal, and finally returned to normal, and went to the classroom with Ji Lingzhou for class.

The journey was not far away, Ji Lingzhou didn't want to ride a bicycle, so Sheng Han helped him to walk.

"What should I do, he wants to chase me," Sheng Han asked worriedly, "Does he want to rape me?"

Ji Lingzhou: "!?"

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes: "Where did you hear the word 'day'? Do you know how 'day' is?"

Is it true that children are no longer as pure as a blank sheet of paper, without seeing AV and GV, are they able to comprehend the way of homosexuality purely by themselves?

It's all Qin Ziyang's fault. He has defiled a clean child, so he must not be spared lightly.

"Huh? That's right," Sheng Han breathed a sigh of relief, "I can't be fooled by him, I'm a man, it scared me to death, and made me worry for so long."

Ji Lingzhou: "..." Oh, I still don't understand.

Sheng Han: "But that's not quite right. How can homosexuals not have sex? What's the point of not having sex? Do you have to use your hands all the time? But how boring is it to use your hands all the time?"

Ji Lingzhou: "Don't think about it, Qin Ziyang will help you solve it, and I won't let him harass you."

Sheng Han was still struggling, tilting his head to look at him, his eyes full of curiosity: "Is homosexuality really bad? Do you understand this?"

Ji Lingzhou lied: "...for a while, I only use my hands."

"I don't believe it, you must be lying to me, I don't understand bullying," Sheng Han took out his phone, opened the browser, "I want to check, hum, if you find out that you are lying to me, you will die."

Ji Lingzhou felt a little tired, and covered his screen: "Don't check it, I'll tell you."

Sheng Han snorted: "Then tell me." Then he straightened his back, as if he was ready to continue the investigation if the other party's words made him dissatisfied.

Ji Lingzhou: "Homosexuals can also date."

Sheng Han: "What day is it?"

Ji Lingzhou lowered his eyes, didn't think too much about what to say: "Well, it's just..."

"Wait, it's hard, could it be," Sheng Han's eyes widened, and he gradually became frightened, "Could it be... is it going to be there!? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

This kid scolded me again...

The author has something to say:

Ji Lingzhou: I am more perverted than him, will children hate me:(

(Voice from Extraterrestrial: No, he likes it very much)