Online dating is to wear a small skirt

Sheng Han covered his butt, gnashed his teeth and was furious: "Damn it! How dare you think about me—!! I'll go back tonight and kill him—"

When the words came to his lips, he remembered that he couldn't delete the friend, otherwise he would expose the trumpet.

"—Take it out and beat him up!!" Sheng Han said viciously.

Ji Lingzhou: "If you want to beat me up, I'll beat you up for you."

Sheng Han: "You can't, you..." The leg is still not healed.

Ji Lingzhou narrowed his eyes slightly: "Why can't I? Do you think I can do without him?"

"?" Sheng Han curled up his fingers, his ears were hot, and he didn't know where to look, "W-what, I said your feet are not good! It's not that you can't fight!"

Ji Lingzhou: "...it will be fine in two days."

Sheng Han thought for a while: "Then we'll go together in two days, two against one, we'll definitely win."

Ji Lingzhou: "Yes."

after awhile.

Sheng Han probed in a low voice, with little flames in his eyes: "You just said 'no', what is it?"

Ji Lingzhou's expression remained unchanged: "Fight."

Sheng Han became anxious: "I said the fight! That's not what you meant!"

Ji Lingzhou raised his eyebrows slightly, glanced sideways, and said in a light and light tone, "Then what do I mean? Tell me, if you dare to say it, I will be sure of you."

Sheng Han: "That's right..."

Ji Lingzhou: "Huh?"

"...Get out! I don't know!!" Sheng Han roared, snatched the crutch away with red ears, threw it back on Ji Lingzhou, turned around and ran away.

·

Qin Ziyang didn't sleep all night after reading the novel, he felt dizzy, with dark circles under his eyes, and his footsteps were sloppy.

The boys passing by all thought that he was full of meat and meat yesterday, and they all gave their thumbs up, secretly admiring the speed at which he chased people, and he got it in just one day.

He reads very fast. He read three classic novels in one night. He feels that his theoretical knowledge is very rich, and he also memorized two full pages of classic lines by the way. He had never taken it so seriously before the college entrance examination.

... After all, he is a sports student, and the college entrance examination does not require so much cultural subjects.

As soon as he walked to the door of the classroom, he ran into Boy A who was waiting anxiously: "Brother Qin, I met that junior from yesterday morning!"

"!!" Qin Ziyang immediately cheered up, "Did he ask you for my WeChat ID? Sure enough, he lost it!"

"...No," boy A couldn't bear to hurt the innocent elder brother, "he already has a boyfriend."

Qin Ziyang: "Oh, that's it."

It is not uncommon for a junior to have a boyfriend because he is beautiful.

Of the three novels he read yesterday, two of them were about Gong snatching Shou from his current boyfriend, and the other was about Gong standing out from the five boats under Shou's foot.

He felt that with his qualifications, it would be no problem for his junior to leave his current boyfriend and join him.

"???" Boy A hesitated to speak, "Brother Qin... Aren't you curious, who is his boyfriend?"

Qin Ziyang was really not curious: "Anyway, I definitely don't know him."

Boy A was sad: "No, you must know Brother Qin."

Qin Ziyang: "Who?"

Boy A said with difficulty: "It's the one you bumped into. When playing basketball yesterday afternoon..."

"Damn!" Qin Ziyang suddenly felt a sense of crisis, "His boyfriend is so handsome!?"

Yes, yesterday afternoon, when he saw Ji Lingzhou for the first time, he thought he was handsome,

His facial features are so handsome that there is no flaw, and his figure is well-proportioned like a model in a fashion magazine. He has never seen such a handsome person in real life.

He is handsomer than him, and he is better at playing basketball than him, which puts a lot of pressure on him, so he was very anxious to grab the ball yesterday, so he accidentally knocked the opponent down.

After the other party fell, he thought that the other party would get angry and ask him to pay for the medical expenses. After all, some rich boys he met before were like this.

But the other party just said lightly that it was all right, and he was so broad-minded that he was frustrated. He bought fruit but didn't dare to visit.

Now I learned that the other party is still the boyfriend of my sweetheart.

...Could this be the legendary winner in life, someone else's child! ?

Qin Ziyang shut himself up.

Seeing his dejected look, Boy A decided to encourage him: "Brother Qin! Stand up! I don't think he is as handsome as you! And you have a better figure than him! Who doesn't like a good figure!"

Qin Ziyang despaired: "...I have a better figure than him? I'm just stronger than him."

Boy A: "It's great to be strong! Being strong proves that you are powerful! Life will be happy after you are strong! Who can say no to someone who is strong!"

Qin Ziyang was opened up a new way of thinking, and as his confidence in himself increased, his mind turned around flexibly, and he extracted some suitable passages from the classic lines, and his eyes gradually shone with hope.

"Thanks," Qin Ziyang regained his confidence, "I know what to do."

·

In class, Sheng Han was wandering away again.

He was going to make an appointment with Senior Niu in two days, and then sternly refused.

He didn't dare to fight alone, after all Senior Niu is so perverted and as strong as a cow.

What if I didn't fight, but was overturned by the sun?Then the body was thrown into the school grove, and tomorrow's news headlines will be the news of his death.

too frightening.

But with a spicy dick, you dare to fight for [-] rounds.Because spicy dick fights are very fierce, it will definitely make Niu Xuechang change his past, and never dare to hit his attention again.

Hey, having said that, every time I beat and kicked the spicy dick, the spicy dick never seemed to fight back...

Thinking of this, Sheng Han poked Ji Lingzhou's arm and asked in a low voice, "Why didn't you hit me?"

Ji Lingzhou was dumbfounded by the question: "Huh?"

Sheng Han would suddenly throw out a question that had nothing to do with the previous situation, and also showed a serious look. Ji Lingzhou had difficulty keeping up with his train of thought every time.

Sheng Han: "You are so powerful, why didn't you fight back when I hit you?"

Ji Lingzhou laughed dumbfounded.

Do you even need to ask? How could I be willing to hit you.

Ji Lingzhou: "I'm afraid you will hurt."

"Hey." Sheng Han got a satisfactory answer and stopped asking happily.

Niu Xuechang said he likes me, but misses me, and being raped must be very painful; and spicy dicks never hit me, and they are afraid that I will hurt, staying together is very safe.

In comparison, it really is better to have spicy chicken.

·

After dinner, Sheng Han returned to the dormitory, he didn't even play the tuba, and went directly to the trumpet to play with Ji Lingzhou.

Ji Lingzhou also happens to be online.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master~Here we come~~>3

He was very satisfied with Ji Lingzhou who was afraid of his pain, so he decided to treat Ji Lingzhou better tonight.

For example, if it is more cute and soft, do more stupid things, act like a baby a few times, and then try to cry, to satisfy his perverted hobby of cute and stupid.

Hmph, although his hobbies are a bit perverted, at least he is a good person.

Unlike Senior Niu, he is a pervert.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Well, I'm here.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Master, are you free now~ If you don’t have time to accompany me~ then I can upgrade myself~~>3

Sheng Han now feels that the symbol "~" is simply too practical, as long as it is a cute character design, it can be used regardless of mood.

He doesn't want to worry about punctuation anymore, it would be great to use this all the time in the future.

A few seconds after Sheng Han finished sending the message, Ji Lingzhou sent an invitation to form a team.Sheng Han put the mouse on "Agree" and thought for a while, but finally clicked "Reject".

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: What's wrong?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

He sent it again and got rejected again.

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Wrong order again?

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: She is really stupid~ wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ji Lingzhou: "..."

After being invited four times, Sweet Gummy finally joined the team.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: I'm going to do a task~ Master, I want to help him fight monsters~~

[Private chat] Take a boat to the sky: Yes.

Ji Lingzhou set up to follow, click on the personal attribute interface of Tiantian Gummy, right-click and drag the 3D model to rotate slowly, and carefully observe the cute character image.

Finally he stopped and stared at the rabbit's tail for a few seconds.

"..."

By coincidence, he imagined Sheng Han wagging his rabbit's tail and acting like a spoiled child in front of him.

...the picture is very unsuitable for children.

Immediately afterwards, driven by some mysterious force, Ji Lingzhou picked up his mobile phone, opened a certain treasure, and entered the four words "rabbit tail" in the search box.

After taking a deep breath, click Search.

A row of pictures appeared on the screen, some with underwear with a rabbit tail, and some with a rabbit tail——

"!!!"

Almost instantly, he flipped the phone upside down on the table.

The picture itself has no impact, it is nothing to him who has seen a lot of gv, but if the things in the picture are substituted into the child...

"..." He felt that he should take a cold shower.

·

Sheng Han is now at level 85, and his experience bar is already over half.

Do a few more tasks to reach the full level, and only after the full level can you enter the mainstream dungeon.

Ji Lingzhou promised to take him to write the book yesterday, so he deliberately invited a few people together in advance to give Sheng Han a surprise...or a shock.

According to his estimation, if he upgraded at yesterday's speed, it would take about an hour to reach the full level, so he started at about 08:30.

However, today's efficiency is really - too much!Low!up!

He suspected that the child was not pretending to be cute, but trying to piss him off on purpose.

The screen full of wavy lines and mentally handicapped dialogues in the private chat made his temples throb, almost jumping out of his mind.

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Oops~ I fell to my death~ Master is here to save me~ TAT

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this big monster is so scary~ Master, father, come here and help him fight, okay~~

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: My hands are so stupid~ I made a wrong order again~ Accidentally quit the team to cause trouble~ Master, please bring him back~

[Private Chat] Sweet Little Gummy: 嘤嘤咱~ I am such a fool~ I accidentally lost the mission item~ I have to call again~ I am troublesome, master~ woo woo woo woo~~TAT

……

After Tiantian Gummy fell to death six times, was single-killed by mobs four times, accidentally left the team three times, and lost mission items eight times, Ji Lingzhou was finally driven mad.

He wanted to take back what he said he was afraid of children hurting.

Because now.

All he wanted was to drag the child into the house and give him a hard time.

The author has something to say:

Sheng Han: Hehehe, I acted really well, must spicy dicks love sweet jellybeans more, right?

Ji Lingzhou: I want to love you even more. :)