[Funno Otome] Is your boss sick today?

91

Osamu Dazai looks like a goose.

You shouldn't be programming your boss that way in your head, you know.

But his embarrassed, shy, and unsure of what to do made him look like a goose.

That's right, he probably hasn't had the experience of being invited by a good male classmate, carrying a small schoolbag and happily running to other people's homes to play video games - first of all, he has no classmates, and secondly, no one will ask him to join him.

This might be the first time.

92

You tried hard to hold back your laughter: "Do you have anything to drink?"

He curled up obediently on the sofa and blinked: "I'll drink whatever Miss gives you. I'm well fed."

Well, it is a worry-free cat who is not picky eaters.

You pour him a glass of milk, warm it in the microwave and hand it to him.

Osamu Dazai has a childish taste, he seems to prefer iced drinks to hot drinks, he held it for a while and stared at it for a while, and then took small sips.

93

"Miss, did you often play games with others?"

While you were preparing HDMI cables, cassettes and spare controllers, he spoke.

"I play a lot with high school classmates, and I occasionally meet netizens. I haven't had an appointment with anyone here, and I've been playing cards. Speaking of which, I have thought about whether I should play with dough, but my Chinese and Japanese are too bad The atmosphere has changed, so it’s really okay.”

He raised his hand high like a primary school student, and volunteered: "Miss, if you want to run a group, you can run a group with me, look at me, I will definitely not dislike your bad Japanese!"

You imagine the scene for a moment.

Even without hypergame reasoning, Osamu Dazai's IQ to run a group must be a bug-like existence.

"I despise you," you stuffed the controller into his arms with a blank expression, "Your role-playing must be super good, so let's not do it."

94

Osamu Dazai held the handle and swayed his body left and right following the BGM on the start interface, which is so cute.

You took out your phone and pointed it at him: "Smile?"

He laughed obediently when he heard the words, and the gloomy temperament that lingered all over his body disappeared. He really looked like a male high school student who happily ran to a friend's house to play games.

You immediately press the shutter, save it, add a filter, and quickly send it to your contact—Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

Akutagawa replied with a series of question marks and exclamation marks.

Satisfied, you lock the screen of your phone and put it on the coffee table.

95

Osamu Dazai spoke in a very subtle tone, as if he cared, but also as if nothing had happened, and said slowly: "Who are you sending messages to, miss? You are smiling happily."

You happily replied: "Of course it's your apprentice Akutagawa Ryunosuke!"

"Akutagawa-kun...how. Why did the lady think of sending him a message even though she was playing games with me?"

"I want to let him feel what it means to be too regretful," you pressed the handle viciously, "this is the price he pays for calling me "Iron Wall" every day! "

96

You took Dazai Osamu to try out all the two-player or multi-player games that you have piled up in your house, and found out the ones you are most interested in and started playing.In one day, he even got through two games in a row.

By the time Slow Youyou came back to his senses, it was already dark.

This is unusual, as many games are simply not designed to be played in one sitting.

Under normal circumstances, when two people play games together, there will always be one party who will feel tired first and take the initiative to stop, agreeing to play again next time.Among them, because of your supernatural powers, you are tireless all the year round and can play well. This is a normal phenomenon. Forget it, the psychotic boss is also accompanying you crazy. You really didn't expect it.

In the end, you threw down the handle: "Aren't you hungry, Dazai officer?"

97

Osamu Dazai looked at the clock as if waking up from a dream.

The moment he recognized the time, he rarely showed a very shocked expression: "It's already this time?"

You feel guilty: "Did you have something important? Missed the meeting or something? Should I call it off earlier?"

"No, I have nothing to do today. What's more, it's meaningless to have such a meeting. It doesn't matter even if it's skipped.——It's just that I've never been so obsessed with games until so late... a little, a little surprised .If there is a young lady by my side, it seems that no matter what I do, it will become more interesting."

98

He stretched out a finger, poked your shark pillow once and for all, and sighed without knowing whether it was true or not: "Live like this, clinging to the lady, because it is so happy, so it becomes terrible. If you let me now If I leave Miss's side, I will absolutely, absolutely die."

He laughed self-deprecatingly: "—lost the nutrients on which to live, and then died alone."

"Then just don't leave," you interrupted his random thoughts, "By the way, do you have anything to eat?"

99

Osamu Dazai performed a cat cat shock on the spot: "Can I still stay for dinner?"

His inexplicable restraint returned.

"Of course a trivial matter of this level is okay? I was planning to eat hot pot today, so it doesn't matter if I bring one more person—it's better to say that it's just right for you to come over to eat together, and it will be more lively. Excuse me, what kind of place do you put yourself in?" In terms of positioning, you are my boss, so it is only natural for me to invite you to dinner, isn't it normal?"

You monk Zhang Er can't figure it out.

100

The neurotic boss's focus was seriously off, and he said in a low voice, "Is it just because I am Miss's boss?"

You don't know whether he will really be disappointed because of such a trivial matter, or if he is pretending to mess with your state of mind, but you seem to have a vision of a pair of drooping ears, hanging down limply.

A strange conjecture that is bold, mentally retarded, and out of character character emerges in your heart. Looking at his face, he carefully corrects:

"—Boss, and my future regular game partner?"

Dazai immediately smiled.

It's so coaxing.